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(Loudoun Times)   White House crasher, reality TV star and Neal Schon-cuckold Tareq Salahi announces his run for Virginia governor. As a Republican. Lord, thou truly are merciful and just and hilarious   (loudountimes.com) divider line 16
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2012-09-20 11:10:24 AM
Guess he's got more than a feeling about politics...


/and heeeere come the lame Journey jokes
//so sorry
 
2012-09-20 11:30:51 AM
Does Mr. Salahi seriously think Virginia Republicans are going to vote for a man named Tareq Salahi?
 
2012-09-20 11:31:28 AM
He'll probably win, too, because Americans are fools.
 
2012-09-20 11:32:59 AM
"Help, Police, my wife is missing!"

"No I'm not, I'm over here getting gloriously banged by a rock star. Leave me alone"

This is how great political careers get started.
 
2012-09-20 11:37:49 AM
If it's a convention, no way. Cuccinelli is already a teabagger hero.

In a primary ... with no corresponding Democratic primary ... there is a ghost of a chance.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/03/tareq-salahi-virginia-govern o r-ppp-poll_n_1474934.html

With that said, Salahi has an approval rating lower than that of Stage IV terminal cancer (2%).
 
2012-09-20 11:40:31 AM
Since his wife went their separate ways, Tariq found out that the wheel in the sky keeps on turning. But he won't stop believing. He thought that his wife was be next to him faithfully. With all the lovin, touchin and squeezing it seemed that only the young could play. But who's crying now? He thought that if he greeted her with open arms and told her "Any way you want it" baby, she would But the girl can't help it and now all he can do is ask the lonely people. But guess what Tariq, I'll be alright without you. Send send her my love and tell her to be good to herself.

P.S. Don't know what your politics are so I will reserve my other comments until I find out exactly what you stand for.
 
2012-09-20 11:42:09 AM

thenewmissus: Since his wife went their separate ways, Tariq found out that the wheel in the sky keeps on turning. But he won't stop believing. He thought that his wife was be next to him faithfully. With all the lovin, touchin and squeezing it seemed that only the young could play. But who's crying now? He thought that if he greeted her with open arms and told her "Any way you want it" baby, she would stay and play. But the girl can't help it and now all he can do is ask the lonely people. But guess what Tariq, I'll be alright without you. Send send her my love and tell her to be good to herself.

P.S. Don't know what your politics are so I will reserve my other comments until I find out exactly what you stand for.


FTFM
 
2012-09-20 11:43:32 AM
Don't. Stop. Be leaving.
 
2012-09-20 11:58:10 AM
This guy is basically a scammer. He might actually be a succesfull politician if it wasn't for the fact that his scams are so outrageous and that he can't shut up about them. If he had a proper media consultant, I think that, combined with his obvious lack of scruples, would serve him well in politics.

His (ex)-wife is just your typical washed up trophy wife. I think her antics are basically just the only way she knows how to carve out a meagre existance for herself. Let's be honest - Tareq is broke, even if she hadn't signed a pre-nup, and Neil Schon is not particularly wealthy, but capable of supporting her. I think it will all come down to if she is willing to tollerate him banging 40 year old cougars at Journey concerts or if she can't look the other way like his (brief) ex-wife, which brings me to...

WTF is Neil Schon thinking? He's barely married to Ava Fabian for 2 months, who for the record, is an ex Playboy Playmate and still smoking hot and he decides to have an affair with the crazy bag of antlers? Regardless of if you prefer Brunettes or (peroxide) Blondes, you have to question the decision making power of a dude that decides to get married to someone he's willing to cheat on a few weeks later. Why even bother?!?!? Does the dude like going to weddings and doing the chicken dance that badly??

Personally, I think Michaele is a grifter. Tareq is a grifter. Neil is a patsy. I feel sorta bad for Neil, but not really - fundementally he's probably just stupid and stupid people let other people make their life choices for them.
 
2012-09-20 12:45:58 PM
Considering his history for being sued over failure to pay bills, one could argue that he is a prototypical politician.
 
2012-09-20 12:53:54 PM

gopher321: Guess he's got more than a feeling about politics...


/and heeeere come the lame Journey jokes
//so sorry


Dude, your wife slept with this...

dcist.com

Even worse, he now looks like this... 

abcnews.go.com
 
2012-09-20 01:05:29 PM
Neal Schon-cuckold ???

Someone will have to explain this to me, por favor.
 
2012-09-20 01:06:55 PM

gopher321: Guess he's got more than a feeling about politics...


/and heeeere come the lame Journey jokes
//so sorry


That would be Tom Scholz.
 
2012-09-20 01:52:47 PM

doctor wu: Neal Schon-cuckold ???

Someone will have to explain this to me, por favor.


A cuckold is an old term for a man whose wife commits adultery on him. (Cuckolds appear frequently in Shakespeare; fyi, a cuckold was said to have worn horns, and the hand gesture for saying someone is a cuckold is the same as the "metal" horns, often held up to the forehead.)

Salahi's now-ex-wife ran off with Journye's Neal Schon, hence the allegations of adultery and the saying that Neal Schon cuckolded (verb form) Mr. Salahi.

Perhaps it would have been more correct to say "Neal Schon-cuckolded," but I think it gets the point across.

FYI, there is a porn genre and fetish that revolves around cuckolds -- men whose wives have sex with other men, even in front of them.

/The more you know
//stubmitter
 
2012-09-20 06:12:24 PM
"Look at me! Look at meeeeeeeee!"
 
2012-09-21 03:51:04 PM

Joelogon: doctor wu: Neal Schon-cuckold ???

Someone will have to explain this to me, por favor.

A cuckold is an old term for a man whose wife commits adultery on him. (Cuckolds appear frequently in Shakespeare; fyi, a cuckold was said to have worn horns, and the hand gesture for saying someone is a cuckold is the same as the "metal" horns, often held up to the forehead.)

Salahi's now-ex-wife ran off with Journye's Neal Schon, hence the allegations of adultery and the saying that Neal Schon cuckolded (verb form) Mr. Salahi.

Perhaps it would have been more correct to say "Neal Schon-cuckolded," but I think it gets the point across.

FYI, there is a porn genre and fetish that revolves around cuckolds -- men whose wives have sex with other men, even in front of them.

/The more you know
//stubmitter



Yeah, just wasn't aware of the Schon/Salahi connection, thanks though. "Tediousness it's wings and outward flourishings."
 
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