stpauler: Airlines look for well-dressed people to offer first-class upgrades to when seats are open, and dating my girlfriend had led me to up my game in terms of dress so I always wore a jacket and tie when flying, so we were a pretty good-looking couple (well, she was-I was a chump in a nice suit), and we would always get offered the first-class upgrades. And we flew a lot, because my job is pretty portable and she would have shoots all over the world.Cause vs correlation doesn't seem to sink in for this person. "Oh no, honey, it's not your platinum flying status, it's because you're pretty." Snork.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Girl in the story sounds like you could cut glass on her knees.
Grapple: she'd just throw it up later. then you get to have wild 'bag of antlers' sex with her.
Grapple: Must be fun to date one... going out to dinner would cost like $3 tops, and she'd just throw it up later. then you get to have wild 'bag of antlers' sex with her.
dabbletech: Like farkin' a bag of antlers?
JerkStore: And it only proves the old adage that no matter how smoking hot a chick is, there's some guy, somewhere, who's tired of putting up with her crap.
stuffy: PMS 365
Rapmaster2000: Yeah, I thought that was odd. I get upgraded a lot because I fly a lot. I can tell you with about 90% accuracy whether I'm getting upgraded on a particular flight based on time and destination.Mon, 9am, ATL-LGA: No upgrade (even if you're platinum you're probably not getting an upgrade on this flight).Tue, 3pm SRQ-ATL: Guaranteed upgrade (old people and tourists rarely fly and there's no business here so pretty much any flight into a vacation destination will be an upgrade because you have zero competition).
harlock: Dated a very beautiful art model briefly. She was very down to earth but very hippy dippy and into Rumi and lots of eastern religion, which is fine but I didn't buy into any of it. Turned out we had so little in common beyond some basics we soon parted ways amicably.But yes, it was like making love to an angel. Good memories.If you really want to date one it's not that hard, although I was a photographer and around them more often by natural course of events. Like any other situation, there's a small chance you'll click with someone you meet. You just can't be intimidated by their looks, and you need to be an interesting and not-boorish person yourself.
cwheelie: My right hand is pretty darn attractive if I do say so myself....
Talos: I dated a gal who won "Miss Colorado" and was 3rd runner up for "Miss USA" once. Carbon copy of what this guy writes about. Off-the-charts insecure - absolutely obsessed with her looks, zero financial skills, etc. It was all about the parties, instant gratification and the attention. It lasted about a year for me before I'd had enough.
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