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(Daily Mail)   Princess Kate ends royal boobies tour by flashing her bottom in Brisbane. Subby can't wait for her to visit Beaverton   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 97
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2012-09-20 09:45:57 AM
Hint: it will either look like a fur pie, or like a 9-year old girl. Boobs and ass can look different; vaginas all look more or less the same.

/unless she has meat curtains...*shudder*
 
2012-09-20 10:18:52 AM
Never mind that - look at her legs.

*slobber*
 
2012-09-20 10:28:51 AM
Cockpunch for subby - there were no bottoms shown in that ridiculous slideshow. We are all dumber for listening to you and may god have mercy on your souffle.
 
2012-09-20 10:38:04 AM
Some of those pics she looks like she's asking herself what the hell she signed up for.
 
2012-09-20 10:49:19 AM
I'm waiting for the trip to Transcervexia.

Obscure? I think yes.
 
2012-09-20 11:10:33 AM
i253.photobucket.comThe summer wind, came blowin in - from across the seaIt lingered there, so warm and fair - showed your royal bum to meAll summer long, we sang a song - and strolled on golden sandTwo sweethearts, and the summer windWe're just two kooky kids, and the summer wind.You're one windy broad, and the summer wind.Might start wearing slacks, pockets for carrying your royal snacks, and that crazy hazy summmer wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!
 
2012-09-20 12:47:41 PM

Krymson Tyde: I'm waiting for the trip to Transcervexia.

Obscure? I think yes.


Is that where the Transcervexia Orchestra is from?
 
2012-09-20 12:47:42 PM
That royal trollop just can't keep her clothes on.
 
2012-09-20 12:48:52 PM
Her boobs are ok, but dat ass is fine.
 
2012-09-20 12:50:41 PM

airsupport: That royal trollop just can't keep her clothes on.


Excellent.
 
2012-09-20 12:51:24 PM
www.beavertononlakesimcoe.com

Welcome to Ontario yer royal highness
 
2012-09-20 12:51:39 PM

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 333x425]The summer wind, came blowin in - from across the seaIt lingered there, so warm and fair - showed your royal bum to meAll summer long, we sang a song - and strolled on golden sandTwo sweethearts, and the summer windWe're just two kooky kids, and the summer wind.You're one windy broad, and the summer wind.Might start wearing slacks, pockets for carrying your royal snacks, and that crazy hazy summmer wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!


Strangers on the road
With telephotos
Snapping royal tits
Out at the chateaux
They'll be on the Net
Before this song is through...
 
2012-09-20 12:52:33 PM
I wonder how much more of this the royalties can take before they abdicate en mass. There's gotta be a breaking point.
 
2012-09-20 12:54:17 PM
The gods must be horny.
 
2012-09-20 12:55:32 PM
Wills looks like he needs to put some sunscreen on the top of his head.
 
2012-09-20 12:57:05 PM
Farking paparazzi have really hit bottom
 
f2f
2012-09-20 12:57:26 PM
she did it better in calgary:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-20 12:59:00 PM
Quimbley should be interesting.
 
2012-09-20 01:00:14 PM
She should eat less beans
 
2012-09-20 01:03:56 PM

indarwinsshadow: [www.beavertononlakesimcoe.com image 400x224]

Welcome to Ontario yer royal highness


Beaverton, at themouth of the Beaver river. Jus down stream from Cannington, and not far from Woodville. And about 65Km from Kinmount
 
2012-09-20 01:04:45 PM
I'm beginning to think the princess is something of a cock-tease.
 
2012-09-20 01:06:32 PM
Said it once and I will say it again. She's not atractive at all
 
2012-09-20 01:07:23 PM
That's why Brisbane is in the Sunshine State (not the floriduh one).
 
2012-09-20 01:09:15 PM
Pippa is hotter.
 
2012-09-20 01:09:48 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Said it once and I will say it again. She's not atractive at all


cd09.artist.images.jango.com
 
2012-09-20 01:10:37 PM
i1100.photobucket.com

Also from Calgary
 
kab
2012-09-20 01:14:59 PM
Seeing as there are tons of pics of her in a bikini readily available, I see no reason why every last person involved in the creation this article shouldn't be punched in the throat repeatedly, especially the photographers.
 
2012-09-20 01:18:16 PM
If we all just walked around naked, the paparazzi wouldn't have anything to do.

/They'd all be in the bushes puking here.
 
2012-09-20 01:18:30 PM
I assume she won't visit Toplipville.
 
2012-09-20 01:19:44 PM
I have not received a satisfactory explanation for why the Prince was oiling her anus.
 
2012-09-20 01:20:40 PM
Diamond Jubilee tour. Really? Aristocracy sucks. The British royals are about the most useless thing. At least with a music tour you are actually getting something. This is just people that popped out of the right legs going around flaunting how they basically won the lottery and are better than you for it.
 
2012-09-20 01:20:59 PM
If we're going to have topless Princess pics, can we get some of Princess Madeleine of Sweden? Kate is good-looking, but Madeleine is hawt.
 
2012-09-20 01:22:53 PM
I hope she takes the last train to c*ntsville.
 
2012-09-20 01:22:55 PM
i.imgur.com

I would jam my face so far up that ass then proceed to suck every drop of crap out of her colon.
 
2012-09-20 01:23:05 PM
*YAWN* Wake me when we've got a pic of Pippa's drooling gaper.
 
2012-09-20 01:24:14 PM

amishkarl: indarwinsshadow: [www.beavertononlakesimcoe.com image 400x224]

Welcome to Ontario yer royal highness

Beaverton, at themouth of the Beaver river. Jus down stream from Cannington, and not far from Woodville. And about 65Km from Kinmount


Taint nowhere I heard of
 
2012-09-20 01:26:04 PM

indarwinsshadow: [www.beavertononlakesimcoe.com image 400x224]

Welcome to Ontario yer royal highnessassness


Fixed
 
2012-09-20 01:26:59 PM

f2f: she did it better in calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 610x650]

[i.imgur.com image 610x829]


God/Allah/Buddha/Ganesh bless you. You are a fine human being.
 
2012-09-20 01:28:52 PM
Well, *I* think she's a lovely young woman.
 
2012-09-20 01:33:10 PM

fringedmyotis: f2f: she did it better in calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 610x650]

[i.imgur.com image 610x829]

God/Allah/Buddha/Ganesh bless you. You are a fine human being.


No!!!! She's like the road from Topeka to Wichita, not a curve insight. Her cousin thou is hot
 
2012-09-20 01:33:38 PM
I WANNA SEE PIPPA'S POOPER!
 
2012-09-20 01:37:12 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: No!!!! She's like the road from Topeka to Wichita, not a curve insight.


Studman? That you?

encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-09-20 01:37:22 PM

amishkarl: indarwinsshadow: [www.beavertononlakesimcoe.com image 400x224]

Welcome to Ontario yer royal highness

Beaverton, at themouth of the Beaver river. Jus down stream from Cannington, and not far from Woodville. And about 65Km from Kinmount


Beaverton is also only a few miles from Bolsover.
 
2012-09-20 01:39:08 PM
I'd fark that. Royally.
 
2012-09-20 01:39:24 PM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-20 01:44:23 PM

fringedmyotis: Mid_mo_mad_man: No!!!! She's like the road from Topeka to Wichita, not a curve insight.

Studman? That you?

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 253x199]

I can't have a gal were if I slap her a$& I have to worry about breaking a hip
Never have understood why people think she's pretty. Plus if she thinks no ones going to see her topless sunbathing she's an idiot as well
 
2012-09-20 01:44:46 PM
I look at these photos and all I can think is...why the hell doesn't William either shave his head, or get a hair transplant? He looks more like his fugly dad every day.
 
2012-09-20 01:45:35 PM

bingethinker: amishkarl: indarwinsshadow: [www.beavertononlakesimcoe.com image 400x224]

Welcome to Ontario yer royal highness

Beaverton, at themouth of the Beaver river. Jus down stream from Cannington, and not far from Woodville. And about 65Km from Kinmount

Beaverton is also only a few miles from Bolsover.


Damn, I forgot Bolsover. and the Peniel road
 
2012-09-20 01:46:16 PM
my goodness i would really do her dirty. one or both of us would be crying by the end of it for sure. i'd definitely be crying. i'm crying now just thinking about it.

can....can other people read these?
 
2012-09-20 01:48:25 PM

ChrisDe: Her boobs are ok, but dat ass is fine.


Holy mackerel, and she's got some nice pins, too.
 
2012-09-20 01:48:33 PM
Will Princess Kate visit Intercourse PA?
 
2012-09-20 01:48:36 PM

kab: Seeing as there are tons of pics of her in a bikini readily available, I see no reason why every last person involved in the creation this article shouldn't be punched in the throat repeatedly, especially the photographers.


No way.
These types of pics are better - they let you imagine more... This is why Victoria's Secret is in business. Guys like some wrapping on their presents.
/IMHO
//Likes the heels too!
 
2012-09-20 01:52:15 PM
I'll be waiting for her in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Oh, will I be waiting.
 
2012-09-20 01:52:57 PM
She is not a Princess because she was a commoner she is not allowed to go straight to being a Princess when she married a Prince, therefore is the Duchess of Cambridge(and her husband is a Prince and the Duke of Cambridge). Princess Diana was not a commoner she was Lady Diana Spencer, since her father was the Earl of Spencer(now her brother is the Earl of Spencer) and could become a Princess as soon as she married a Prince.
 
2012-09-20 01:55:20 PM

Boudica's War Tampon: I'll be waiting for her in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Oh, will I be waiting.


Send her down to Big Bone Lick, KY when you're done.
 
2012-09-20 01:56:10 PM

Boudica's War Tampon: I'll be waiting for her in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Oh, will I be waiting.


She's gonna ride a topless Jeep straight down Blueball Ave through the gooey center of Intercourse, PA.

// to the sound of all her screaming fan
 
2012-09-20 01:58:25 PM
Oh FFS. Have the English never seen a naked woman before?
 
2012-09-20 02:04:20 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Said it once and I will say it again. She's not atractive at all


She would probably be more attractive to you if she was a he...
 
2012-09-20 02:14:09 PM
Why does she look like she is in her late 30s?
 
2012-09-20 02:15:44 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-20 02:29:07 PM

6655321: Will Princess Kate visit Intercourse PA?


Right after Dildo, Newfoundland, she has to warm up.
 
182
2012-09-20 02:31:13 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [upload.wikimedia.org image 236x205]


moon pies, anyone?
 
2012-09-20 02:31:24 PM
Will she visit Vancouver?
 
2012-09-20 02:44:22 PM
The recent pic is much ado about nothing. can't see anything of note. Calgary pic, I can approve of the royal bottom.
 
2012-09-20 02:45:23 PM

Karne: Mid_mo_mad_man: Said it once and I will say it again. She's not atractive at all

She would probably be more attractive to you if she was a he...


No I enjoy ladies with curves
 
2012-09-20 02:51:42 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Karne: Mid_mo_mad_man: Said it once and I will say it again. She's not atractive at all

She would probably be more attractive to you if she was a he...

No I enjoy ladies with curves that are fat

 
2012-09-20 02:51:48 PM

abhorrent1: Oh FFS. Have the English never seen a naked woman before?


Of course not. The English don't have sex: they reproduce by fission, like all bacteria.
/Yes, I'm part Irish, how did you know?
 
2012-09-20 02:55:33 PM
i.imgur.com

Pvt Pyle likes what he sees.
 
2012-09-20 03:01:20 PM

bmr68: Why does she look like she is in her late 30s?


Because she's way below your standards?

/you better hurry
//you'll be late for the gym.
 
2012-09-20 03:03:21 PM
I really don't appreciate the way that video player obscures the view when you pause it.
 
2012-09-20 03:06:06 PM
Let's be real. She's pretty, thin, and sporty. Near half the planet would fark her (minus the truly gay and too young/old to fark and plus the truly lesbian). She'd best get to popping out babies soon, she's 30 after all. Practically everyone who is producing sperm would happily contribute to the project.

Everything else is eye candy and not yours.
 
2012-09-20 03:18:49 PM

indarwinsshadow: [www.beavertononlakesimcoe.com image 400x224]

Welcome to Ontario yer royal highness


No, Oregon.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-20 03:19:17 PM

6655321: Will Princess Kate visit Intercourse PA?


If she does, you'll have to go through Blue Ball to see her.
 
2012-09-20 03:21:09 PM

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 333x425]The summer wind, came blowin in - from across the seaIt lingered there, so warm and fair - showed your royal bum to meAll summer long, we sang a song - and strolled on golden sandTwo sweethearts, and the summer windWe're just two kooky kids, and the summer wind.You're one windy broad, and the summer wind.Might start wearing slacks, pockets for carrying your royal snacks, and that crazy hazy summmer wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!


Video, Safe for FOX but maybe NSFW
 
2012-09-20 03:23:05 PM
She's so thin and full of straight lines... blah
 
2012-09-20 03:30:43 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: She's so thin and full of straight lines... blah


I've got one more straight line to fill her with.
 
2012-09-20 03:36:44 PM

abhorrent1: bmr68: Why does she look like she is in her late 30s?

Because she's way below your standards?

/you better hurry
//you'll be late for the gym.



Bingo
 
2012-09-20 03:44:44 PM
Unlike the queen, the rest of the family is prohibited from going commando.
 
2012-09-20 03:45:25 PM
Remind me again why we care what she (or any of the royal family for that matter) does? They really haven't been all that (practically) important for close to 100 years as far as I'm aware.
 
2012-09-20 03:46:18 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: She's so thin and full of straight lines... blah


I've seen enough bikini pictures of her to know better; she doesn't have any straight lines.
She is a slender hourglass, to be sure, but an hourglass all the same, with perfectly well-defined waist and hips.
 
2012-09-20 04:00:41 PM
Man those legs in dat yellow dress... Dayum
 
2012-09-20 04:10:49 PM
drwiki: "Remind me again why we care what she ... does?"

She's rich and attractive. That's the *definition* of celebrity in the US.
 
2012-09-20 04:13:21 PM
She's a beautiful woman, but she's gotten kinda boney since she lost weight before the wedding. Also, her boobs aren't all that great, so a topless shot isn't all that appealing; just a "forbidden fruit" thing.

Mid_mo_mad_man: Plus if she thinks no ones going to see her topless sunbathing she's an idiot as well


THIS. I mean, if you're one of the top targets in the world for paparazzi, you don't go outside topless unless you want to be seen.

Next up: an "accidentally" leaked sex tape.

/do not want
//unless it's her with Pippa
 
2012-09-20 05:01:26 PM

Gawdzila: Quantum Apostrophe: She's so thin and full of straight lines... blah

I've seen enough bikini pictures of her to know better; she doesn't have any straight lines.
She is a slender hourglass, to be sure, but an hourglass all the same, with perfectly well-defined waist and hips.


I dunno... Does this turn you on?

www.asianfoodgrocer.com
 
2012-09-20 05:12:15 PM
Man! I would love to feel those royal legs wrapped around
the back of my neck! MMMmmmmmm-mmmmmmmm!
 
2012-09-20 05:21:29 PM
She should visit Cumming, GA or maybe Climax, GA.
 
2012-09-20 05:38:53 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: fringedmyotis: f2f: she did it better in calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 610x650]

[i.imgur.com image 610x829]

God/Allah/Buddha/Ganesh bless you. You are a fine human being.

No!!!! She's like the road from Topeka to Wichita, not a curve insight. Her cousin thou is hot


Who is this cousin? Name, links, etc? I hope you're just not talking about Pippa, who is her sister.
 
2012-09-20 08:13:37 PM

jdjoker: Mid_mo_mad_man: fringedmyotis: f2f: she did it better in calgary:
[i.imgur.com image 610x650]

[i.imgur.com image 610x829]

God/Allah/Buddha/Ganesh bless you. You are a fine human being.

No!!!! She's like the road from Topeka to Wichita, not a curve insight. Her cousin thou is hot

Who is this cousin? Name, links, etc? I hope you're just not talking about Pippa, who is her sister.


Katrina Darling. Burlesque dancer/nude model
 
2012-09-20 08:22:52 PM
Well, maybe she should stop wearing those billowing dresses!


/please don't
 
2012-09-20 09:02:34 PM
Hardcore porn or GTFO.
 
2012-09-20 09:14:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: I dunno... Does this turn you on?

www.asianfoodgrocer.com


If you can't see any curves on her at all you must have very poor vision.
 
2012-09-20 09:17:22 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Hardcore porn or GTFO.


Here you go (NSFW)
 
2012-09-20 11:48:01 PM
Can't figure where the rest of the lady is, for that disembodied leg in front of William in

f2f: and Amurica...Fark Ya!: 's pictures.

Even so, in a thread that runs the gamut between cyber wolf whistles and "meh not hot enough" comments, this one might be the creepiest....
quantum_jellyroll: Man! I would love to feel those royal legs wrapped around
the back of my neck! MMMmmmmmm-mmmmmmmm!

 
2012-09-21 04:02:42 AM
Maybe she should ask grandma-in-law, it never happens to her anymore:

In the earlier years of her reign, not even the Queen was immune from the dreaded wardrobe malfunction in windy conditions.
But nowadays the royal hemline remains elegantly in place whatever the weather - thanks to a secret weapon.
Sewn inside the hem of each hand-made outfit are a couple of circular lead curtain weights, costing £1.50 for a packet of four.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2129545/Just-1-50-secret-we a pon-preserves-Her-Modesty--Outfits-curtain-weights-sewn-hem.html
 
2012-09-21 12:21:42 PM

bern_viking: Maybe she should ask grandma-in-law, it never happens to her anymore:

In the earlier years of her reign, not even the Queen was immune from the dreaded wardrobe malfunction in windy conditions.
But nowadays the royal hemline remains elegantly in place whatever the weather - thanks to a secret weapon.
Sewn inside the hem of each hand-made outfit are a couple of circular lead curtain weights, costing £1.50 for a packet of four.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2129545/Just-1-50-secret-we a pon-preserves-Her-Modesty--Outfits-curtain-weights-sewn-hem.html


Perhaps she could bring hoop skirts back into fashion.
 
2012-09-21 04:29:52 PM
www.herdofcats.ca
 
2012-09-21 09:19:27 PM

Gawdzila: Your Average Witty Fark User: Hardcore porn or GTFO.

Here you go (NSFW)


WTF is that? Is it sold by the Danbury Mint or the Bradford Exchange?
 
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