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(io9)   Your lab-grown penis is (almost) ready   (io9.com) divider line 53
    More: Spiffy, reproductive systems, Anthony Atala, regenerative medicine, penis  
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4934 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Sep 2012 at 2:30 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-20 11:15:13 AM  
www.blogcdn.com

/obvious
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-20 11:16:18 AM  
So, rabits with human shlongs? I don't think I want to hang out with these scientists.
 
2012-09-20 11:24:02 AM  
Well, I sure hope so. I really gotta pee.
 
2012-09-20 11:46:41 AM  
YOU PROMISED ME DISCRETION!!!!!
 
2012-09-20 11:59:17 AM  
Congratulations on you new penis.
 
(looks down at rabbit penis)
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-09-20 11:59:41 AM  
The bad news is that it was grown by Japanese scientists.
 
2012-09-20 12:42:19 PM  

UberDave: The bad news is that it was grown by Japanese scientists.


So tentacles?
 
2012-09-20 12:45:59 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: UberDave: The bad news is that it was grown by Japanese scientists.

So tentacles?


No just small. 5" seems laughably huge to them.
 
2012-09-20 01:15:38 PM  
My lab already has a penis and has already been fixed. There is no need for this.
 
2012-09-20 01:55:26 PM  
Zach Weiner floated an interesting thought: "One day," he mused, "there will actually be a pill that grows your penis six inches."

Some of us don't have anywhere near the space to fit another 6 inches, so unless this pill is released simultaneously with another one that extends the length of a vagina, I don't think it'll help anyone other than those remote few stricken with either micro-penises or the dreaded bottomless vagina.
 
2012-09-20 02:00:49 PM  
Is it detachable?
 
2012-09-20 02:35:10 PM  
 
2012-09-20 02:41:50 PM  
WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT? I COULD SUGGEST SOME PLACES
 
2012-09-20 02:43:37 PM  

vpb: So, rabits with human shlongs? I don't think I want to hang out with these scientists.


I've heard they're actually a lot of fun.

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-20 02:53:13 PM  

ShawnDoc: Waxing_Chewbacca: UberDave: The bad news is that it was grown by Japanese scientists.

So tentacles?

No just small. 5" seems laughably huge to them.


*moves to Japan*
 
2012-09-20 02:54:08 PM  
You could have two installed one on top of the other for TWICE the fun!!!
 
2012-09-20 02:54:13 PM  

the_sidewinder: WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT? I COULD SUGGEST SOME PLACES


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-20 03:00:01 PM  
Most of you sad sacks could add a functional inch by dropping 30-40 pounds.
 
2012-09-20 03:08:21 PM  

wildcardjack: Most of you sad sacks could add a functional inch by dropping 30-40 pounds.


I think I could repeat my Weeners and fit it in here.
 
2012-09-20 03:11:11 PM  
Why is this under the Geek tab? It's the Business tab guys who buy the Porsches.

/owned two Boxsters
// did I say "Porsches"? I meant H2's
 
2012-09-20 03:18:06 PM  
Do they make them in white?

/old joke
 
2012-09-20 03:18:07 PM  
My wife already emailed me this link.
 
2012-09-20 03:23:36 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: [www.blogcdn.com image 425x332]

/obvious


Done in one.

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

....however.....
 
2012-09-20 03:30:42 PM  
Forget about the penis and think about it. Human organs created using the recipient's own cells, not needing to wait for someone to die that is a match for them when they are at the top of the waiting list. No immunosuppressent drugs because it is made from the recipient's own cells.
 
2012-09-20 03:40:48 PM  

wildcardjack: Most of you sad sacks could add a functional inch by dropping 30-40 pounds.


How does cutting off my dick gain me an inch wise ass?
 
2012-09-20 03:41:49 PM  
I have vague memories of a show where the slackers would often get paid for being lab rats. One of them got a penis so large he'd blackout if he got hard.

Anyone else remember that gag? Had to steal blood to pressurize everything.
 
2012-09-20 03:43:14 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: UberDave: The bad news is that it was grown by Japanese scientists.

So tentacles?


Futanari.
 
2012-09-20 03:44:13 PM  

Timid Goddess: Forget about the penis and think about it. Human organs created using the recipient's own cells, not needing to wait for someone to die that is a match for them when they are at the top of the waiting list. No immunosuppressent drugs because it is made from the recipient's own cells.


Yes, yes, the advancements in medical technology are astounding, yadda yadda, but please tell me again about this foot long schlong...
 
2012-09-20 03:47:23 PM  

Snapper Carr: vpb: So, rabits with human shlongs? I don't think I want to hang out with these scientists.

I've heard they're actually a lot of fun.

[imageshack.us image 640x427]


I miss that show so much.
 
2012-09-20 03:49:50 PM  

Timid Goddess: Forget about the penis and think about it. Human organs created using the recipient's own cells, not needing to wait for someone to die that is a match for them when they are at the top of the waiting list. No immunosuppressent drugs because it is made from the recipient's own cells.


Don't be so timid. Let's spend some time thinking about the penis.
 
2012-09-20 03:53:00 PM  

traylor: Waxing_Chewbacca: UberDave: The bad news is that it was grown by Japanese scientists.

So tentacles?

Futanari.


Well if we are mixing up genetics,, I say what if we somehow make the penis look and function like a mini-Cthulhu
 
2012-09-20 03:58:44 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Timid Goddess: Forget about the penis and think about it. Human organs created using the recipient's own cells, not needing to wait for someone to die that is a match for them when they are at the top of the waiting list. No immunosuppressent drugs because it is made from the recipient's own cells.

Don't be so timid. Let's spend some time thinking about the penis.


Penis enlargements will underwrite the development of low cost organ replication and modification techniques.
 
2012-09-20 04:19:15 PM  
When he turned down accordion lessons, his parents cut him out of the will. It's the story of the severed pianist.
 
2012-09-20 04:20:22 PM  
The first one has caused me enough grief why do I want another?
 
2012-09-20 04:44:45 PM  

Mangoose: wildcardjack: Most of you sad sacks could add a functional inch by dropping 30-40 pounds.

I think I could repeat my Weeners and fit it in here.


Now that's some filter awesomeness.

/still not as awesome as "Clinton'd in the Boobies"
 
2012-09-20 05:01:10 PM  
Awesome. Now I don't have to worry about wearing mine out anymore. I can replace it when it wears out.
 
2012-09-20 05:01:11 PM  
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Women cried "OUCH!" and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
 
2012-09-20 05:02:15 PM  

wildcardjack: Penis enlargements will underwrite the development of low cost organ replication and modification techniques.


Enlarge your penis NOW and get a FREE NEW heart to keep that blood pumping!
 
2012-09-20 06:06:44 PM  
But will the penieses be able to sing?
 
2012-09-20 06:16:36 PM  
"The future applications of this branch of regenerative medicine are huge, and they extend far beyond therapy for wounded soldiers."

bandbent.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-20 06:26:40 PM  
Great news for female-to-male transsexuals or intersexed people! .
 
2012-09-20 07:12:27 PM  

brap: Congratulations on you new penis.
 
(looks down at rabbit penis)
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your schlong will never be destroyed.
 
2012-09-20 08:07:02 PM  

Fano: brap: Congratulations on you new penis.
 
(looks down at rabbit penis)
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your schlong will never be destroyed.


That was a really cool book.
 
2012-09-20 08:50:43 PM  

jennyz: Mangoose: wildcardjack: Most of you sad sacks could add a functional inch by dropping 30-40 pounds.

I think I could repeat my Weeners and fit it in here.

Now that's some filter awesomeness.

/still not as awesome as "Clinton'd in the Boobies"


I should pretend that it was intentional. Oh. Wait...
 
2012-09-20 10:10:17 PM  
So, no cure for breast cancer, but we have to make sure people with damaged trouser snakes don't suffer any inconvenience.

Boobies, dammit. Make them grow back too!
 
2012-09-20 11:01:27 PM  

the_sidewinder: WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT? I COULD SUGGEST SOME PLACES


You can put it in escrow!
 
2012-09-20 11:14:57 PM  
Came out darker than I expected....
 
2012-09-20 11:18:29 PM  
Oh, crap! This thread just multiplexed my Freemanic Paracusia!
xkcdsw.com
 
2012-09-20 11:23:29 PM  
Can you use it to hammer six inch spike through a board? I think thats the scientifically acceptable standard.
 
2012-09-21 08:26:32 AM  
Damn it subby, an almost ready penis is no good for me! I need a new, fully functional, dick now!

/No homo
//NTTAWWT
 
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