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(SeattlePI)   Alleged Seattle Park masturbator claims he wasn't masturbating, he was just getting some sun while intently focusing on rubbing suntan cream onto his wang   ( ) divider line
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2587 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2012 at 7:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-20 12:31:42 PM  
1 vote:

thisiszombocom: What a tan Wang may look like

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What a big ol' Wang might look like...
2012-09-20 11:21:15 AM  
1 vote:
What a tan Wang may look like
2012-09-20 09:53:35 AM  
1 vote:
Poor guy. He's so misunderstood. His penis is so beautiful that he has a duty to show it to the rest of the world. Why do the cops hate penis?
2012-09-20 09:50:05 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?

A woman breastfeeding is feeding her child. It's a natural act.

And we all know that masturbation is a dirty, unnatural act that we only perform because Satan makes us.
2012-09-20 08:18:32 AM  
1 vote:
He was cleaning it and it just went off?
2012-09-20 08:04:25 AM  
1 vote:
I've always used the excuse that it's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want.
2012-09-20 07:50:26 AM  
1 vote:
Sun in Seattle?

deserves tag
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