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(SeattlePI)   Alleged Seattle Park masturbator claims he wasn't masturbating, he was just getting some sun while intently focusing on rubbing suntan cream onto his wang   (seattlepi.com) divider line 40
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2012-09-20 05:02:39 AM
Are we alleging the Seattle Park part or the masturbating part?
 
2012-09-20 05:50:48 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Are we alleging the Seattle Park part or the masturbating part?


No, this is FARK. We shall now determine whether this person is an Obama supporter or not.
 
2012-09-20 07:50:26 AM
Sun in Seattle?

deserves img1.fark.net tag
 
2012-09-20 07:52:01 AM
I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?
 
2012-09-20 07:56:06 AM

Richard Saunders: Fark Me To Tears: Are we alleging the Seattle Park part or the masturbating part?

No, this is FARK. We shall now determine whether this person is an Obama supporter or not.


l.yimg.com

OBAMA!
 
2012-09-20 08:00:54 AM
To his credit, that wang has a great tan!
 
2012-09-20 08:04:25 AM
I've always used the excuse that it's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want.
 
2012-09-20 08:07:21 AM
I was just airing out my taint.
 
2012-09-20 08:14:35 AM

poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?


A woman breastfeeding is feeding her child. It's a natural act.
 
2012-09-20 08:17:20 AM
Once the Lusty Lady closed these people had to take their act out in public.
 
2012-09-20 08:18:32 AM
He was cleaning it and it just went off?
 
2012-09-20 08:23:00 AM

poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?


Because one is sexual and the other isn't (or shouldn't be)?
 
2012-09-20 08:24:42 AM
Did anybody catch the scary ass article below TFA?

Headline: NJ woman denies causing penis injection death

and now for the scary part...

ww3.hdnux.com

/ penis injection
 
2012-09-20 08:25:49 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?

A woman breastfeeding is feeding her child. It's a natural act.


so is having sex. Try doing that in a park... on second thought don't.
 
2012-09-20 08:29:13 AM

Carth: AverageAmericanGuy: poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?

A woman breastfeeding is feeding her child. It's a natural act.

so is having sex. Try doing that in a park... on second thought don't.


So is wanking on women on the subway, but that's ok as long as there is no violence.
 
2012-09-20 08:34:29 AM
Harry Connick Jr has really hit hard times:

ww4.hdnux.com

images.zap2it.com
 
2012-09-20 08:45:17 AM
memberfiles.freewebs.com
 
2012-09-20 08:45:45 AM
Intent counts for a lot
 
2012-09-20 08:46:23 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Harry Connick Jr has really hit hard times:

[ww4.hdnux.com image 349x471]

[images.zap2it.com image 540x720]


"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy! Oh shiat, aliens!"
 
2012-09-20 08:47:40 AM
A five-time convicted flasher . . . .

Stopped reading right there. Next!
 
2012-09-20 08:56:26 AM
Don't judge me!
 
2012-09-20 09:08:36 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Harry Connick Jr has really hit hard times:


Holy @#%!. well done.
 
2012-09-20 09:12:15 AM
Sounds like the kind of thing Mitt Romney would say.
 
2012-09-20 09:18:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEsMjd9a8rY

/NSFW, for the most part
//I was changin', yo!
 
2012-09-20 09:30:23 AM

poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?


I know you're trolling for autistic, juvenile, or difficultly worded responses that can always be overthrown by your next 'clever' argument, but the reason is this: tradition. And it's Ok. Really. Think about it.
 
2012-09-20 09:40:22 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?

I know you're trolling for autistic, juvenile, or difficultly worded responses that can always be overthrown by your next 'clever' argument, but the reason is this: tradition. And it's Ok. Really. Think about it.


Can't we just leave it at nobody wants to see that. Breast-feeding, meh. But nobody wants to see you jerkin it.
 
2012-09-20 09:48:13 AM
What could be the difference in misdemeanor indecent exposure and felony indecent exposure?

Also, it seems to me that after that many convictions there could be no excuse - he was purposely doing it.
 
2012-09-20 09:50:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?

A woman breastfeeding is feeding her child. It's a natural act.


And we all know that masturbation is a dirty, unnatural act that we only perform because Satan makes us.
 
2012-09-20 09:52:05 AM
Why is his mugshot from the Sno-ho police department yet he was arrested at Cowen Park, which is a MEER 1.4 MILES from my house? OMG someone's been masturbating by me!?

At 5:45 p.m. on Aug. 8, a 23-year-old woman walking her dog

Is that what they call female masturbation these days?
 
2012-09-20 09:53:35 AM
Poor guy. He's so misunderstood. His penis is so beautiful that he has a duty to show it to the rest of the world. Why do the cops hate penis?
 
2012-09-20 09:56:02 AM
I stumbled across a guy wanking in the bushes (!) once. My German shepherd was as pleased to see him as he initially was to see me.
 
2012-09-20 10:41:51 AM
It's catchy...

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2012-09-20 10:54:35 AM
Remember, when tanning, there's a difference between rubbing lotion on yourself.....and rubbing yourself with lotion.
 
2012-09-20 11:21:15 AM
What a tan Wang may look like

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-20 11:23:59 AM
like snookie??
 
2012-09-20 12:30:31 PM

poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?


BECAUSE OBAMA!!!

i1136.photobucket.com

First, they came for the masturbators and I said nothing...
 
2012-09-20 12:31:42 PM

thisiszombocom: What a tan Wang may look like

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What a big ol' Wang might look like... 

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-20 12:38:32 PM
That stuff may fly in Capitol Hill, but keep it there with all the other weirdos who walk around at midnight dressed up as children story characters.
 
2012-09-20 01:20:33 PM
and I'm out!

/slaps money down on the counter
 
2012-09-20 01:46:55 PM

offmymeds: poe_zlaw: I still dont get it. Why can women breastfeed in public but a guy cant masturbate in public?

BECAUSE OBAMA!!!

[i1136.photobucket.com image 384x345]

First, they came for the masturbators and I said nothing...


...because I did not mast...oh wait...

nevermind

/ slinks off to bunk
 
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