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(Relax)   If you're the kind of the guy who likes to sit in an aisle seat when you fly so you can casually rest your arm on the armrest so your elbow 'accidentally' brushes against the legs and thighs of a passing flight attendant, she's already onto you   (relax.com.sg) divider line 9
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2012-09-20 04:34:09 AM
3 votes:
6'4" here. Wide too. Not intentional. Not interested in touching you, your male co-workers, bathroom-bound passengers, or your goddamn carts. Make your seats bigger. 
fatguyskinnywallet.com

/not quite as big as this guy - this just captures that feel
2012-09-20 10:49:47 AM
1 votes:
"Would you like some TWA coffee?"
No, but could I have some TWA Tea.
2012-09-20 07:20:07 AM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Dr._Love: 6'4" here. Wide too. Not intentional. Not interested in touching you, your male co-workers, bathroom-bound passengers, or your goddamn carts. Make your seats bigger. 
[fatguyskinnywallet.com image 363x400]

/not quite as big as this guy - this just captures that feel

If you knew what airplane floors are made of...

[www.wizeley.com.hk image 400x300]


Props to bees for developing the honeycomb structure.
2012-09-20 05:59:25 AM
1 votes:

peasants_are_revolting: miss diminutive: peasants_are_revolting: I was flying last night on domestic airline in the Middle East last night

Did you fly into some kind of temporal anomaly?

What, you think I preview shiat?


Damn. I was just really hoping you were posting from the future.
2012-09-20 05:21:32 AM
1 votes:
No, I'm the kind of guy who likes to go through the TSA line multiple times when I fly so I can casually get my junk touched by a fat, sweaty, middle-aged bald guy.
2012-09-20 04:50:05 AM
1 votes:
I can't remember the last time I saw a flight attendent worth touching...
2012-09-20 04:37:36 AM
1 votes:

Dr._Love: 6'4" here. Wide too. Not intentional. Not interested in touching you, your male co-workers, bathroom-bound passengers, or your goddamn carts. Make your seats bigger. 
[fatguyskinnywallet.com image 363x400]

/not quite as big as this guy - this just captures that feel


I've always loved that photo. I swear you can see the cabin deforming downward in the center. Or maybe that's just his gravitational pull warping light particles past the camera lens.
2012-09-20 04:24:52 AM
1 votes:
Oh sure, Hey everybody who can get dates, let's all gang up on the frotteur. He's just a freak, he has no feelings.

TYPICAL.
2012-09-20 03:02:03 AM
1 votes:

gadian: She misunderstands. I'm hanging out in the aisle so that I don't have to come into physical contact with the person next to me even though we're both perfectly normal sized. I'd really appreciate her not bumping into my elbow or knees.


Pretty much. I sometimes try to hang my entire body into the aisle to avoid contact with whatever I've been strapped next to.
 
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