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(Relax)   If you're the kind of the guy who likes to sit in an aisle seat when you fly so you can casually rest your arm on the armrest so your elbow 'accidentally' brushes against the legs and thighs of a passing flight attendant, she's already onto you   ( relax.com.sg) divider line
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12277 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2012 at 4:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-20 02:53:58 AM  
3 votes:
She misunderstands. I'm hanging out in the aisle so that I don't have to come into physical contact with the person next to me even though we're both perfectly normal sized. I'd really appreciate her not bumping into my elbow or knees.
2012-09-20 04:50:05 AM  
2 votes:
I can't remember the last time I saw a flight attendent worth touching...
2012-09-20 10:14:42 AM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: Quantum Apostrophe: Dr._Love: 6'4" here. Wide too. Not intentional. Not interested in touching you, your male co-workers, bathroom-bound passengers, or your goddamn carts. Make your seats bigger. 
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/not quite as big as this guy - this just captures that feel

If you knew what airplane floors are made of...

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Actually that honeycomb is stronger than if they made it out of a solid material.


The strength-to-weight ratio is higher, but the total strength is not.
2012-09-20 04:45:09 AM  
1 vote:

Dr._Love: 6'4" here. Wide too. Not intentional. Not interested in touching you, your male co-workers, bathroom-bound passengers, or your goddamn carts. Make your seats bigger. 
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/not quite as big as this guy - this just captures that feel


Every airline seat thread I say the same thing: they should have a few seats set aside for those of us at either extremes of body size. I'm barely 5' and under 90lbs and don't use a full seat's worth of space. I would be fine sitting in a smaller one, given that I was sitting with other small people who didn't overflow their seats into mine. The space saved could be used to add a few larger seats for people in your situation.

I know they'll never do it for any number of logistical reasons, but still.
2012-09-20 04:40:46 AM  
1 vote:

Dr._Love: 6'4" here. Wide too. Not intentional. Not interested in touching you, your male co-workers, bathroom-bound passengers, or your goddamn carts. Make your seats bigger. 
[fatguyskinnywallet.com image 363x400]

/not quite as big as this guy - this just captures that feel


Fat people whine if they have to buy two seats, but if I was a giant tub of lard like that guy, I'd buy the whole damn row just to avoid any more humiliation.
2012-09-20 03:44:19 AM  
1 vote:
Now wait just one damned minute, subby... I pay an extra fee to sit in that aisle seat, and I f*cking well should be able to derive some additional benefit from that.
 
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