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(Relax)   If you're the kind of the guy who likes to sit in an aisle seat when you fly so you can casually rest your arm on the armrest so your elbow 'accidentally' brushes against the legs and thighs of a passing flight attendant, she's already onto you   ( relax.com.sg) divider line
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2012-09-20 11:43:25 AM  

Huntceet: "Would you like some TWA coffee?"
No, but could I have some TWA Tea.


*Golf clap*
 
2012-09-20 11:54:27 AM  
I don't go out of my way to do this, but if a decent looking gal (FA or not) with some trunk-junk brushes by, I'm not gonna make a huge point of shrinking back so I don't get a brush.

Mostly, I want aisle seats in case I have to piss. I hate asking anyone's permission to piss.
 
2012-09-20 11:57:46 AM  

Koodz: Mock26: Really? Who gets pleasure out of an elbow brushing against the outside of the thigh? Also, why would you want to piss off the people who are in the best position to make your flight as comfortable as possible? They bring you the snacks and beverages and the pillow and blankets. Why piss them off? Why risk being arrested? And if you are that hard up for contact, well, you are on your way to Singapore. Spend $40 and get yourself some prostitute to blow you.

I don't think you really want to deal with the consequences of getting caught getting blown in Singapore.


Personal experience there or does your GED in law apply to Singapore?
/I am curious as I'd heard that they were generally lax to that as opposed to other things that were insta hang
 
2012-09-20 12:57:34 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Actually that honeycomb is stronger than if they made it out of a solid material.


Directionally... You can stand on it vertically, but crush it between your fingers horizontally.
 
2012-09-20 02:13:53 PM  

Rambino: I wonder why this story is about Singapore Airlines stewies, and not Delta?

Oh yeah...

[forumpramugari.files.wordpress.com image 720x538] 

I've been tempted to commit the occasional "outrage of modesty" myself from time to time... 

/Just not on Delta


Flying coach on Singapore Air, at least over the Pacific, is really amazing. It's like being at a farking spa. Good food whenever you want it, free drinks, and the in-flight entertainment stops every hour or so to lead you in stretching exercises. Oh, and the stewardesses . . . .
 
2012-09-20 02:15:14 PM  

Koodz: Mock26: Really? Who gets pleasure out of an elbow brushing against the outside of the thigh? Also, why would you want to piss off the people who are in the best position to make your flight as comfortable as possible? They bring you the snacks and beverages and the pillow and blankets. Why piss them off? Why risk being arrested? And if you are that hard up for contact, well, you are on your way to Singapore. Spend $40 and get yourself some prostitute to blow you.

I don't think you really want to deal with the consequences of getting caught getting blown in Singapore.


I do not, but if some elbow-thigh brushing pervert does, well, I will not have any sympathy for him if he is caned and/or castrated for seeking out a prostitute....
 
2012-09-20 03:09:07 PM  
Umm are you the kind of stewardess who doesn't fit in a goddamned aisle?

/DNRTFA
//Oh not US, nevermind
///Gays, grannies, and grandes
 
2012-09-20 04:49:35 PM  

JDJoeE: Koodz: Mock26: Really? Who gets pleasure out of an elbow brushing against the outside of the thigh? Also, why would you want to piss off the people who are in the best position to make your flight as comfortable as possible? They bring you the snacks and beverages and the pillow and blankets. Why piss them off? Why risk being arrested? And if you are that hard up for contact, well, you are on your way to Singapore. Spend $40 and get yourself some prostitute to blow you.

I don't think you really want to deal with the consequences of getting caught getting blown in Singapore.

Personal experience there or does your GED in law apply to Singapore?
/I am curious as I'd heard that they were generally lax to that as opposed to other things that were insta hang


I had to look it up after you said that. Apparently despite their harsh pornography and sodomy laws, prostitution is A-OK in Singapore. I'm not sure I want to go to a place with such a bizarre combination of policies.
 
2012-09-20 06:00:26 PM  
Interested.
 
2012-09-21 12:45:57 AM  

Dr._Love: 6'4" here. Wide too. Not intentional. Not interested in touching you, your male co-workers, bathroom-bound passengers, or your goddamn carts. Make your seats bigger. 
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/not quite as big as this guy - this just captures that feel


Came for it.
 
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