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(BBC)   Accused rapist whips out tools of his trade in front of judge   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, rapists, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire Police  
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7242 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2012 at 4:58 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-20 02:43:05 AM  
Bailiff, whack his pee-pee.
2012-09-20 03:41:46 AM  
"Your Honor, I ask you... Does THIS look like the cock of a rapist?"
2012-09-20 04:58:59 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Bailiff, whack his pee-pee.

2012-09-20 05:04:45 AM  
He's a rapist?

So he whipped out his microphone?
2012-09-20 05:09:49 AM  
Excuse me while I whip this out.
2012-09-20 05:13:55 AM  
FTA: After exposing himself he was removed from the courtroom, but could be heard shouting: "I'm guilty, I'm guilty"...He was later brought back before the judge and changed his plea to guilty.

No, really? I'm sure that was a surprise.
2012-09-20 05:16:27 AM

What a bad courtroom sketch might look like
2012-09-20 05:30:34 AM  
Damn. I thought this might be another Akin thread.
2012-09-20 05:33:24 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Bailiff, whack his pee-pee.

2012-09-20 05:37:30 AM  
If he goes to jail, he stays in country?
2012-09-20 05:42:03 AM

INSTANT Section 8...
2012-09-20 06:11:51 AM  
The court heard Karam came to the UK illegally, but had since been given indefinite leave to remain.

What a surprise.
2012-09-20 07:15:48 AM  
Legitimate tool?
2012-09-20 07:37:31 AM  

BronyMedic: He's a rapist?

So he whipped out his microphone?


I loled out loud.
2012-09-20 08:11:50 AM  
He must be insane. I mean, this isn't Florida so no other explanation makes sense.
2012-09-20 08:29:40 AM  
I'm sure the prosecutor appreciated the aid to his/her case
2012-09-20 09:58:04 AM  
Whip it out....go forward.....move ahead. It's not too late.
2012-09-20 11:39:31 AM  
He ended up getting 10 years, which I think is too lenient for forcible rape but apparently is much higher than the UK average of 3 years.
2012-09-20 06:44:00 PM  
So he says he's guilty... then changes his plea to guilty.... What am I missing here?
2012-09-21 12:35:01 AM
2012-09-21 09:57:29 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: "Your Honor, I ask you... Does THIS look like the cock of a rapist?"

If the glove doesn't fit, acquit.
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