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(Yahoo)   Mitt Romney may appear on The View, ask what these women are doing out of the kitchen   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Mitt Romney, October Surprise, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi, ABC News  
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527 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Sep 2012 at 2:49 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-20 03:39:22 AM  
10 votes:

stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"
"Oh, dear lord."

2012-09-20 03:52:04 AM  
5 votes:

stoli n coke: That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.
"Right, so is she Jewish or what? Who am I pandering to, exactly?"

2012-09-20 02:57:31 AM  
3 votes:
Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.
2012-09-20 05:26:07 AM  
2 votes:
"Jake, yeah, it's me. Warm up the plane.....I don't know, where's the farthest f*cking point I can get from here?"

2012-09-20 05:22:04 AM  
2 votes:
"This is why Mitt Romney is a leader! Obama would have never had the balls to do that!"

2012-09-20 05:19:38 AM  
2 votes:
"Jesus f*cking Christ, I can't watch this..."

2012-09-20 05:17:29 AM  
2 votes:
"Well, hello.....ladies!"

2012-09-20 04:59:21 AM  
2 votes:
"Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"

2012-09-20 04:57:21 AM  
2 votes:
"Oh, the one with the bouncy tits out to here? Why can't I let her sit in my lap?"

2012-09-20 04:07:52 AM  
2 votes:

GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.
"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"
"That's right! You get health care!"
"You get health care!"
"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"
"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"

2012-09-20 05:26:31 AM  
1 vote:
It's 5:30 AM. I'm sick as hell, and it's taken me hours to do the stupidest shiat on my to-do list like "laundry" and "find the damn camera battery".

I have to work, and after that, by midnight, I'm going to be in a car driving 8 f--king hours to go to BFE Kentucky. I will probably have to take a 3 hour driving shift.

I should sleep.


/eh, worth it
2012-09-20 05:18:09 AM  
1 vote:
"What the..."
"Hey, I'm in!"
"Oh my God..."

2012-09-20 05:00:57 AM  
1 vote:
"Jesus Christ, a f*ckin' pussy-whipped android. What the f*ck?"

2012-09-20 04:55:57 AM  
1 vote:
"No, you putz, that's Whoopi Goldberg! Jesus H. Christ, you're a f*cking moron! Hasselbeck is the cute the blonde one that thinks she's a Republican!"

2012-09-20 04:41:58 AM  
1 vote:
"First off, Ann, in the future, it's Mister Adelson. Second, you stupid twit, do you realize I'm spending 40 goddamned million dollars on making sure the 'real' Mitt Romney never sees the light of day? How f*cking stupid is this broad? Jesus Christ."

2012-09-20 04:39:07 AM  
1 vote:
"Well, Sheldon, I thought it would be a great way for the women of America to get to know the real Mitt, the one I know and love so much!"

2012-09-20 04:35:20 AM  
1 vote:
"Wait a second, you guys booked the f*cking android where? With all those harpy women? Who the f*ck approved that?"

2012-09-20 04:32:19 AM  
1 vote:

GhostFish: Ha. Maybe he'll close with "Please spay and neuter your Right-wing relatives."
"That's not funny. My wife's been spayed."

2012-09-20 04:21:04 AM  
1 vote:
"Pssst... Hey, buddy...Congrats on the medal... Shiver me timbers, aye?"

2012-09-20 03:47:44 AM  
1 vote:

digistil: The cute one with an IQ of 65. You forgot her.
"Elisabeth, if you keep your mouth shut and stop making those irritating orgasm noises, we'll let you ask him one, and I do mean one question."

2012-09-20 03:24:07 AM  
1 vote:

falcon176: basically Romney is agreeing to go on there because he is getting his ass kicked on all sides by everybody and saying "I'll go on that show" stops the fire from one direction at least

That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.
2012-09-20 03:10:41 AM  
1 vote:

Deadite: Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.
"Hmmm.. a bit unconventional, but that might get me more of the women's vote..."

2012-09-20 03:05:01 AM  
1 vote:
Great. It'll be like Frost/Nixon, only with idiots.

Way to crawl out from the Fox News coccoon and get with some real hard hitting TV folk, Mittens.

Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.
2012-09-20 02:58:33 AM  
1 vote:
Hey Mitt!

Isn't it about time to end this charade?

Come on. You're not the next Reagan. If you're lucky you might end up the next Spiro Agnew. Now come on.

Donate the rest of your campaign funds to charity.
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