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(Yahoo)   Mitt Romney may appear on The View, ask what these women are doing out of the kitchen   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Mitt Romney, October Surprise, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi, ABC News  
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2012-09-20 04:07:52 AM  
2 votes:

GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.
"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"
"That's right! You get health care!"
"You get health care!"
"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"
"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"

2012-09-20 03:05:01 AM  
2 votes:
Great. It'll be like Frost/Nixon, only with idiots.

Way to crawl out from the Fox News coccoon and get with some real hard hitting TV folk, Mittens.

Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.
2012-09-20 02:58:33 AM  
2 votes:
Hey Mitt!

Isn't it about time to end this charade?

Come on. You're not the next Reagan. If you're lucky you might end up the next Spiro Agnew. Now come on.

Donate the rest of your campaign funds to charity.
2012-09-20 02:57:31 AM  
2 votes:
Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.
2012-09-20 05:02:55 AM  
1 vote:
Oh God. ox45tallboy, if you weren't a totalfarker, I'd buy you one.
2012-09-20 03:39:22 AM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"
"Oh, dear lord."

2012-09-20 03:29:15 AM  
1 vote:
do it for the lulz, mittens. do it for the internet.
2012-09-20 03:10:41 AM  
1 vote:

Deadite: Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.
"Hmmm.. a bit unconventional, but that might get me more of the women's vote..."

2012-09-20 03:00:14 AM  
1 vote:
Ooh! According to Mitt, that's pretty "risky". Buuuut I'm sure he's totally up to the task of dealing with the Chinese and the Iranians...
2012-09-20 02:56:27 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, they'll lob softballs about his cooking and his horsey. Never can count on those biatches to be tough.
2012-09-20 02:51:50 AM  
1 vote:
Let's hope they don't ask the same questions because Romney only answers the first question with his mouth.
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