GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.
"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!""That's right! You get health care!""You get health care!""Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!""That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"
stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?""No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago.""Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?""Uh... I used to work for John Mara...""Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!""The f*ck are you talkin' about?""Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!""Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?""You wanna find out, Kelly?""Oh, dear lord."
Deadite: Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.
"Hmmm.. a bit unconventional, but that might get me more of the women's vote..."
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