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2012-09-20 02:51:50 AM  
Let's hope they don't ask the same questions because Romney only answers the first question with his mouth.
 
2012-09-20 02:55:50 AM  
That.. will almost certainly not end well.
 
2012-09-20 02:56:27 AM  
Eh, they'll lob softballs about his cooking and his horsey. Never can count on those biatches to be tough.
 
2012-09-20 02:57:31 AM  
Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.
 
2012-09-20 02:58:33 AM  
Hey Mitt!

Isn't it about time to end this charade?

Come on. You're not the next Reagan. If you're lucky you might end up the next Spiro Agnew. Now come on.

Donate the rest of your campaign funds to charity.
 
2012-09-20 03:00:14 AM  
Ooh! According to Mitt, that's pretty "risky". Buuuut I'm sure he's totally up to the task of dealing with the Chinese and the Iranians...
 
2012-09-20 03:03:23 AM  
"Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the known conservative of the five,"

And she's a huge Sean Hannity fan, or so I've heard.
 
2012-09-20 03:04:43 AM  
So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?
 
2012-09-20 03:05:01 AM  
Great. It'll be like Frost/Nixon, only with idiots.

Way to crawl out from the Fox News coccoon and get with some real hard hitting TV folk, Mittens.

Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.
 
2012-09-20 03:05:22 AM  
The day after leaked footage from a fundraiser showed presidential candidate Mitt Romney dubbing ABC's "The View" "high risk" due to some of the "sharp tongued" women who host the show, the campaign said today that the candidate is willing to appear on the show in October. 

And don't even get him going on their sharp knees!

Amirite or amirite?

/What?

There is potential for lulz here but I fear they may be wasted by softball questions.
 
2012-09-20 03:08:33 AM  

Makh: Let's hope they don't ask the same questions because Romney only answers the first question with his mouth.


Wut?
 
2012-09-20 03:08:52 AM  
www.nydailynews.com
"So, um... Whoopi, what's the deal with your eyebrows?"
 
2012-09-20 03:10:16 AM  

StopLurkListen: So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?


And the blonde will be under the table.
 
2012-09-20 03:10:41 AM  

Deadite: Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.


www-deadline-com.vimg.net
"Hmmm.. a bit unconventional, but that might get me more of the women's vote..."
 
2012-09-20 03:13:01 AM  

whidbey: Hey Mitt!

Isn't it about time to end this charade?

Come on. You're not the next Reagan. If you're lucky you might end up the next Spiro Agnew. Now come on.

Donate the rest of your campaign funds to charity.


cdn.themoderatevoice.com
"Charade? I'm running against a black guy here!"
 
2012-09-20 03:20:38 AM  
basically Romney is agreeing to go on there because he is getting his ass kicked on all sides by everybody and saying "I'll go on that show" stops the fire from one direction at least
 
2012-09-20 03:24:07 AM  

falcon176: basically Romney is agreeing to go on there because he is getting his ass kicked on all sides by everybody and saying "I'll go on that show" stops the fire from one direction at least


That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.
 
2012-09-20 03:26:37 AM  
At this point, I'd still expect disaster even if it was fully scripted and each woman was informed that she had a sniper trained on her in case of any shenanigans.

He pissed of England for farks sake. How is he going to handle a trip to the foreign land of Menopausia?
 
2012-09-20 03:29:15 AM  
do it for the lulz, mittens. do it for the internet.
 
2012-09-20 03:29:34 AM  

GhostFish: Menopausia


LOL!
 
2012-09-20 03:31:41 AM  
If anyone on the View presents a threat of outwitting you in an argument I think it's time to suspend a campaign.
 
2012-09-20 03:38:19 AM  
Lemon, wet, good! Lemon, wet, good!
Tie 'em to the hood till their lemon is wet and their wet is good.

I don't know, either.
 
2012-09-20 03:38:28 AM  
Sherri Shepard doesn't understand the BCE/ CE concept
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epseC4VdTVg

and thinks the world might be flat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbizzLzcpnM

Whoopi Goldberg thinks that what Roman Polanski did -
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/roman-polanski-grand-jury-part-2?p ag e=13
wasn't really rape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NX_D0Bv9M0

The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?
 
2012-09-20 03:39:22 AM  

stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.


www.bostonglobe.com
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

abcnewsradioonline.com
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

0.tqn.com
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

theangiemartinezshow.com
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

xfinity.comcast.net
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

www.eonline.com
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

cdn.theatlanticwire.com
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

www.usmagazine.com
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

i.a.cnn.net
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

www.newyorker.com
"Oh, dear lord."
 
2012-09-20 03:39:59 AM  

StopLurkListen: So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?


The cute one with an IQ of 65. You forgot her.
 
2012-09-20 03:41:17 AM  

digistil: StopLurkListen: So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?

The cute one with an IQ of 65. You forgot her.


That might be the shrill one (still say she will be under the table.)
 
2012-09-20 03:41:33 AM  
And I doubt we'll top that.
 
2012-09-20 03:43:08 AM  
Wondering if the dress he'll wearr will match the spray-on tan from the Univision Forum.
 
2012-09-20 03:43:44 AM  

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


www.charlierose.com
"How dare you question my journalistic integrity! I'll have you know I've interviewed Michael Jackson!"
 
2012-09-20 03:44:18 AM  
As much as I'd like to see Whoopi or Joy rip him a new one because they talk a big game about this kind of stuff, I'm going to guess this is going to be a giant dick stroking session with Elizabeth sitting there like a star struck high schooler.
 
2012-09-20 03:45:20 AM  

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


If the shoe fits...
 
2012-09-20 03:47:04 AM  

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.

[www.bostonglobe.com image 400x300]
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

[abcnewsradioonline.com image 400x234]
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

[0.tqn.com image 267x400]
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

[theangiemartinezshow.com image 298x350]
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

[www.eonline.com image 400x315]
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 400x263]
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

[www.usmagazine.com image 400x450]
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

[i.a.cnn.net image 265x239]
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

[www.newyorker.com image 400x252]
"Oh, dear lord."


files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2012-09-20 03:47:24 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, now I hope Obama does The Price is Right on the same day, so no one will be watching The View.


They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.
 
2012-09-20 03:47:44 AM  

digistil: The cute one with an IQ of 65. You forgot her.


www.hilaryshepherd.com
"Elisabeth, if you keep your mouth shut and stop making those irritating orgasm noises, we'll let you ask him one, and I do mean one question."
 
2012-09-20 03:49:52 AM  

PillsHere: As much as I'd like to see Whoopi or Joy rip him a new one because they talk a big game about this kind of stuff, I'm going to guess this is going to be a giant dick stroking session with Elizabeth sitting there like a star struck high schooler.


www.chicainc.com
"I've already got my earrings picked out and everything and ohboyohboyohboy we're gonna interview Mitt Romney and it's gonna be so AWESOME!"
 
2012-09-20 03:52:04 AM  

stoli n coke: That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.


latinorebels.com
"Right, so is she Jewish or what? Who am I pandering to, exactly?"
 
2012-09-20 03:53:53 AM  

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


www.sportsgrid.com
"Exactly! Which is why he needs to do our show!"
 
2012-09-20 03:54:26 AM  

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.

[www.bostonglobe.com image 400x300]
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

[abcnewsradioonline.com image 400x234]
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

[0.tqn.com image 267x400]
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

[theangiemartinezshow.com image 298x350]
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

[www.eonline.com image 400x315]
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 400x263]
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

[www.usmagazine.com image 400x450]
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

[i.a.cnn.net image 265x239]
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

[www.newyorker.com image 400x252]
"Oh, dear lord."


You owe me a new monitor, keyboard, desk, gaming devices, and maybe a carpet cleaning service....jeeebus.
 
2012-09-20 03:57:20 AM  

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.

[latinorebels.com image 400x300]
"Right, so is she Jewish or what? Who am I pandering to, exactly?"


newsbusters.org
"Fugget about her, trust me, I'm Jewish enough fuh awl of us!"
 
2012-09-20 04:00:04 AM  

ox45tallboy: steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?

[www.sportsgrid.com image 500x281]
"Exactly! Which is why he needs to do our show!"


Is that a Miss USA sammich?
 
2012-09-20 04:04:20 AM  
if only she could keep her mouth shut. sigh...perhaps a green tomato is in order?

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-20 04:07:51 AM  

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.

[www.bostonglobe.com image 400x300]
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

[abcnewsradioonline.com image 400x234]
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

[0.tqn.com image 267x400]
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

[theangiemartinezshow.com image 298x350]
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

[www.eonline.com image 400x315]
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 400x263]
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

[www.usmagazine.com image 400x450]
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

[i.a.cnn.net image 265x239]
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

[www.newyorker.com image 400x252]
"Oh, dear lord."


I saw that yesterday. He actually came out and said that he would have Gene Hackman play his wife if they made a film about him.
 
2012-09-20 04:07:52 AM  

GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.


reddogreport.com
"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"

24.media.tumblr.com
"That's right! You get health care!"

www.solidprinciples.com
"You get health care!"

1.bp.blogspot.com
"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"

www.annarbor.com
"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"
 
2012-09-20 04:08:45 AM  
So this is how he reaches out to women voters now? I don't think he's thought his cunning plan all the way through....
 
2012-09-20 04:11:33 AM  

WaitWhatWhy: I saw that yesterday. He actually came out and said that he would have Gene Hackman play his wife if they made a film about him.


www.photo2013.com
"He's an Oscar-winning actor and a very handsome man! I think he could pull it off!"
 
2012-09-20 04:14:54 AM  

ox45tallboy: WaitWhatWhy: I saw that yesterday. He actually came out and said that he would have Gene Hackman play his wife if they made a film about him.

[www.photo2013.com image 400x450]
"He's an Oscar-winning actor and a very handsome man! I think he could pull it off!"


Little Bill don't ride no prancey horse.
 
2012-09-20 04:15:22 AM  

dudemanbro: So this is how he reaches out to women voters now? I don't think he's thought his cunning plan all the way through....


talkingpointsmemo.com
"What, you think this was my idea? I wanted to do Arsenio, like Clinton!"
 
2012-09-20 04:16:10 AM  

ox45tallboy: GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.

[reddogreport.com image 400x259]
"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"

[24.media.tumblr.com image 297x223]
"That's right! You get health care!"

[www.solidprinciples.com image 370x278]
"You get health care!"

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x250]
"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"

[www.annarbor.com image 400x261]
"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"


You, sir, are on a roll tonight!
 
2012-09-20 04:18:01 AM  

stoli n coke: Little Bill don't ride no prancey horse


rt.com
"That's okay, we'll make it a racing horse or something. Artistic license."
 
2012-09-20 04:18:30 AM  

ox45tallboy: GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.


"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"


"That's right! You get health care!"


"You get health care!"


"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"


"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"


Ha. Maybe he'll close with "Please spay and neuter your Right-wing relatives."
 
2012-09-20 04:19:01 AM  

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


Maybe they could wait until Lisa Ling comes back to guest-host again.

And then they all get off the set and let her do with Romney what she will.
 
2012-09-20 04:21:04 AM  
media.salon.com
"Pssst... Hey, buddy...Congrats on the medal... Shiver me timbers, aye?"
 
2012-09-20 04:26:27 AM  
www.csmonitor.com
"Wait, you guys booked me where next? After this?"
 
2012-09-20 04:31:52 AM  

ox45tallboy:
"Pssst... Hey, buddy...Congrats on the medal... Shiver me timbers, aye?"


ox, you're tearing it up. Actually, it's a heroic performance.
 
2012-09-20 04:32:19 AM  

GhostFish: Ha. Maybe he'll close with "Please spay and neuter your Right-wing relatives."


i.huffpost.com
"That's not funny. My wife's been spayed."
 
2012-09-20 04:34:28 AM  

ox45tallboy: GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.


"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"


"That's right! You get health care!"


"You get health care!"


"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"


"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"


Bravo!
 
2012-09-20 04:35:20 AM  
mjcdn.motherjones.com
"Wait a second, you guys booked the f*cking android where? With all those harpy women? Who the f*ck approved that?"
 
2012-09-20 04:36:43 AM  

ox45tallboy: Give it up!"


[internethighfive]
 
2012-09-20 04:39:07 AM  
abcnewsradioonline.com
"Well, Sheldon, I thought it would be a great way for the women of America to get to know the real Mitt, the one I know and love so much!"
 
2012-09-20 04:41:58 AM  
talkingpointsmemo.com
"First off, Ann, in the future, it's Mister Adelson. Second, you stupid twit, do you realize I'm spending 40 goddamned million dollars on making sure the 'real' Mitt Romney never sees the light of day? How f*cking stupid is this broad? Jesus Christ."
 
2012-09-20 04:45:41 AM  
www.slate.com
"So, you want me to cancel? Because I can do that, Mr. Adelson! For you, I can do that!"
 
2012-09-20 04:46:17 AM  
Chaos on Cellulite Mountain!
 
2012-09-20 04:49:30 AM  
i2.cdn.turner.com
"No, no, it's too late now. Another f*cking five million down the tube on damage control. I'll call Rabbi Schlomo and tell him to have Behar take it easy on you. But you're on your own with Walters, that woman's a freak. Try not to let Hasselbeck crawl in your lap."
 
2012-09-20 04:51:07 AM  
gliving.com
"Hasselbeck? Is she the fat black chick with no eyebrows?"
 
2012-09-20 04:55:57 AM  
forward.com
"No, you putz, that's Whoopi Goldberg! Jesus H. Christ, you're a f*cking moron! Hasselbeck is the cute the blonde one that thinks she's a Republican!"
 
2012-09-20 04:57:21 AM  
www.freerangelongmont.com
"Oh, the one with the bouncy tits out to here? Why can't I let her sit in my lap?"
 
2012-09-20 04:59:21 AM  
www.gopusa.com
"Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"
 
2012-09-20 05:00:57 AM  
images.forbes.com
"Jesus Christ, a f*ckin' pussy-whipped android. What the f*ck?"
 
2012-09-20 05:02:54 AM  
media.reason.com
"Don't worry, guys, I've got this! I have... A PLAN!"
 
2012-09-20 05:02:55 AM  
Oh God. ox45tallboy, if you weren't a totalfarker, I'd buy you one.

www.gamerdna.com
 
2012-09-20 05:04:59 AM  
indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com
"Why do I not feel reassured?"
 
2012-09-20 05:05:49 AM  

ox45tallboy: "Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"


Annnnd THAT is where I lost it. Yer killing me over here, Ox45tallboy. You slay, Bro!
 
2012-09-20 05:08:46 AM  
THE NEXT MORNING.....


donmilleris.com
"...and will you please give a warm welcome to the (shut UP, Elisabeth!) Republican candidate for President, Governor Mitt Romney!"
 
2012-09-20 05:17:29 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
"Well, hello.....ladies!"
 
2012-09-20 05:18:09 AM  
cloud.frontpagemag.com
"Daaaaamn!"

www.goddiscussion.com
"What the..."

i.dailymail.co.uk
"Governor!"

115.img.pp.sohu.com
"Hey, I'm in!"

ww1.hdnux.com
"Oh my God..."
 
2012-09-20 05:19:38 AM  
cbschicago.files.wordpress.com
"Jesus f*cking Christ, I can't watch this..."
 
2012-09-20 05:20:34 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-20 05:20:43 AM  
Archive this thread for future generations.
 
2012-09-20 05:22:04 AM  
timeswampland.files.wordpress.com
"This is why Mitt Romney is a leader! Obama would have never had the balls to do that!"
 
2012-09-20 05:23:34 AM  

ox45tallboy: [www.gopusa.com image 500x300]
"Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"


lulz

I ♥ you so much right now. ;-D
 
2012-09-20 05:26:07 AM  
i.huffpost.com
"Jake, yeah, it's me. Warm up the plane.....I don't know, where's the farthest f*cking point I can get from here?"
 
2012-09-20 05:26:31 AM  
It's 5:30 AM. I'm sick as hell, and it's taken me hours to do the stupidest shiat on my to-do list like "laundry" and "find the damn camera battery".

I have to work, and after that, by midnight, I'm going to be in a car driving 8 f--king hours to go to BFE Kentucky. I will probably have to take a 3 hour driving shift.

I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!

/eh, worth it
 
2012-09-20 05:31:52 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!


I'm out of ideas now. Had to get that one out of my system. Go to sleep, I'm probably going to do the same. Glad you enjoyed it.
 
2012-09-20 05:37:30 AM  

ox45tallboy: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!

I'm out of ideas now. Had to get that one out of my system. Go to sleep, I'm probably going to do the same. Glad you enjoyed it.


[tips hat] I needed a laugh. As far as the sleep, eh, the coughing + sneezing + pain was keeping me up, but I think the exhaustion might win. . Good times.

/the stupid effing thing is this is a yearly conference, and I was sick as hell last year too
//didn't know until this evening that two of my coworkers came down with (probably) the flu earlier this week and have been 'powering through it'... at least I know who to guilt into fetching me cough drops and cold meds this year, whee
///oh well, what the hell
 
2012-09-20 06:17:42 AM  
TY OX!!!! You are a legend!!!
 
2012-09-20 06:44:51 AM  
Between Daily Kos and fark (which I am getting convinced are actually the same site), I can come to 2 conclusions.

1. Romney is the worst human being ever
2. The GOP needs to cease existing and we need a one party state.
 
2012-09-20 06:44:57 AM  

ox45tallboy: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!

I'm out of ideas now. Had to get that one out of my system. Go to sleep, I'm probably going to do the same. Glad you enjoyed it.


Dude, it's been an honor teeing a few of em up for you.
 
2012-09-20 06:47:30 AM  

mikemoto: Between Daily Kos and fark (which I am getting convinced are actually the same site), I can come to 2 conclusions.

1. Romney is the worst human being ever
2. The GOP needs to cease existing and we need a one party state.


Also, Fire is hot! Water is wet!

Anything else you missed?
 
2012-09-20 06:52:35 AM  

Alphax: mikemoto: Between Daily Kos and fark (which I am getting convinced are actually the same site), I can come to 2 conclusions.

1. Romney is the worst human being ever
2. The GOP needs to cease existing and we need a one party state.

Also, Fire is hot! Water is wet!

Anything else you missed?


Well, my real name is Rick Romero.
 
2012-09-20 06:52:53 AM  
ox45tallboy, you are a god among men.

Epic thread indeed.
 
2012-09-20 07:08:53 AM  
Will he assume they are all married to the same husband?
 
2012-09-20 07:09:25 AM  

stoli n coke: Dude, it's been an honor teeing a few of em up for you.


Yes, the reaction ones are the most fun to do.

Ninja_Pancakes: Epic thread indeed.


(tips hat...or would if I had one)
 
2012-09-20 07:11:21 AM  

LarryDan43: Will he assume they are all married to the same husband?


No, I think within two minutes he'll realize that no man could ever survive that.
 
2012-09-20 07:19:48 AM  
This is a bad move for Mitt. We knew it was over for Sarah when Katie Couric ripped her a new one - by accident.
It's one thing to get your ass ripped by a Dan Rather or an Ed Bradley - it hurts, but it's survivable. But if Mitt comes off looking weak and stupid in front of this silly gaggle of biddies, he's toast - as if he isn't. already.
 
2012-09-20 08:18:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: ox45tallboy: [www.gopusa.com image 500x300]
"Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"

lulz

I ♥ you so much right now. ;-D


I truly love both the line and the expression in the picture. That was really incredible.
 
2012-09-20 08:23:01 AM  
The farkable blonde stupid one will agree with everything he has to say and the rest of the elderly shrill pack will attack him without substantial questions. He ends up looking like a hero to people that want sex with the blonde chick and the victim of a harridan attack. Could be the only positive interview ever for his campaign. No thanks, I'd rather watch goldfish swim.
 
2012-09-20 08:24:12 AM  

Alphax: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the known conservative of the five,"

And she's a huge Sean Hannity fan, or so I've heard.


Ah ha ha ha ha!

Mitt's going to be interviewed by a true believer on a national television??? Hannity may be an idiot, but at least he knows enough to keep the derp away from the candidate during an interview (at least his Fox handlers do). I doubt Hasselbeck is that smart.

I can't wait for her to start "helping" Mitt.

"People got upset that you complained about the 47%, but that fact is actually true! Half the country is a bunch of leeches. Right Mitt?"

This has the potential to be epic.
 
2012-09-20 08:30:58 AM  

gadian: Eh, they'll lob softballs about his cooking and his horsey. Never can count on those biatches to be tough.


Is Whoopi still on the show? I seem to remember her going off script a few times and getting in a guest's face.
 
2012-09-20 08:42:28 AM  
Great battle plan, Gen. Custer. Let's charge right out there.
 
2012-09-20 08:42:59 AM  

Snapper Carr: gadian: Eh, they'll lob softballs about his cooking and his horsey. Never can count on those biatches to be tough.

Is Whoopi still on the show? I seem to remember her going off script a few times and getting in a guest's face.


Even Q is afraid of Whoopi.

(Star Trek is the only thing I've seen her in)
 
2012-09-20 09:12:38 AM  
Romneys would "love to once more join the sharp-tongued chatter in October."

This is how conservatives describe women voicing opinions.
 
2012-09-20 09:15:15 AM  

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Dude, it's been an honor teeing a few of em up for you.

Yes, the reaction ones are the most fun to do.

Ninja_Pancakes: Epic thread indeed.

(tips hat...or would if I had one)


SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A HAT TO TIP
 
2012-09-20 10:02:04 AM  
Obama went on The View as well, so non-story is non-story.

But on the other hand, ox45tallboy: you. magnificent. bastard.
 
2012-09-20 10:32:39 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Obama went on The View as well, so non-story is non-story.

But on the other hand, ox45tallboy: you. magnificent. bastard.


Romney will be able to make a story out of it. He's quite talented in that area.


And now thanks to OxBoy I'm off to fap to naked pictures of Rmoney.
 
2012-09-20 10:59:41 AM  

steve_lou: and thinks the world might be flat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbizzLzcpnM


i.imgur.com 

/witide
 
2012-09-20 11:18:40 AM  
Thanks, Oxboy!!!

/now an ox45tallboy groupie :D
 
2012-09-20 12:55:47 PM  

PanicMan: ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Dude, it's been an honor teeing a few of em up for you.

Yes, the reaction ones are the most fun to do.

Ninja_Pancakes: Epic thread indeed.

(tips hat...or would if I had one)

SOMEONE GET THIS GUY A HAT TO TIP


img268.imageshack.us
Now listen here. Don't blame wall street, don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a hat, blame yourself. 


/?
 
2012-09-20 01:22:35 PM  

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.

[www.bostonglobe.com image 400x300]
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

[abcnewsradioonline.com image 400x234]
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

[0.tqn.com image 267x400]
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

[theangiemartinezshow.com image 298x350]
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

[www.eonline.com image 400x315]
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 400x263]
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

[www.usmagazine.com image 400x450]
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

[i.a.cnn.net image 265x239]
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

[www.newyorker.com image 400x252]
"Oh, dear lord."


I would pay to see this happen on TV.
 
2012-09-20 01:30:11 PM  

PsiChick: I would pay to see this happen on TV.


The actual interview with Kelly and Michael wasn't much more uncomfortable..
 
2012-09-20 01:50:41 PM  

Epoch_Zero: Obama went on The View as well, so non-story is non-story.

But on the other hand, ox45tallboy: you. magnificent. bastard.


Except Obama didn't go on the View shortly after a video of him saying that the View would be to risky because of "sharp tongued women" who "aren't conservative", so I'm pretty sure this counts as a real story.

/Mitt must have been bitten by a radioactive fark-up, that's the only explanation for his superhuman ability to completely screw up every aspect of his campaign.
 
2012-09-20 07:29:21 PM  

ox45tallboy: steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?

[www.sportsgrid.com image 500x281]
"Exactly! Which is why he needs to do our show!"


i165.photobucket.com
 
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