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2012-09-20 04:19:01 AM  

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


Maybe they could wait until Lisa Ling comes back to guest-host again.

And then they all get off the set and let her do with Romney what she will.
 
2012-09-20 04:21:04 AM  
media.salon.com
"Pssst... Hey, buddy...Congrats on the medal... Shiver me timbers, aye?"
 
2012-09-20 04:26:27 AM  
www.csmonitor.com
"Wait, you guys booked me where next? After this?"
 
2012-09-20 04:31:52 AM  

ox45tallboy:
"Pssst... Hey, buddy...Congrats on the medal... Shiver me timbers, aye?"


ox, you're tearing it up. Actually, it's a heroic performance.
 
2012-09-20 04:32:19 AM  

GhostFish: Ha. Maybe he'll close with "Please spay and neuter your Right-wing relatives."


i.huffpost.com
"That's not funny. My wife's been spayed."
 
2012-09-20 04:34:28 AM  

ox45tallboy: GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.


"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"


"That's right! You get health care!"


"You get health care!"


"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"


"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"


Bravo!
 
2012-09-20 04:35:20 AM  
mjcdn.motherjones.com
"Wait a second, you guys booked the f*cking android where? With all those harpy women? Who the f*ck approved that?"
 
2012-09-20 04:36:43 AM  

ox45tallboy: Give it up!"


[internethighfive]
 
2012-09-20 04:39:07 AM  
abcnewsradioonline.com
"Well, Sheldon, I thought it would be a great way for the women of America to get to know the real Mitt, the one I know and love so much!"
 
2012-09-20 04:41:58 AM  
talkingpointsmemo.com
"First off, Ann, in the future, it's Mister Adelson. Second, you stupid twit, do you realize I'm spending 40 goddamned million dollars on making sure the 'real' Mitt Romney never sees the light of day? How f*cking stupid is this broad? Jesus Christ."
 
2012-09-20 04:45:41 AM  
www.slate.com
"So, you want me to cancel? Because I can do that, Mr. Adelson! For you, I can do that!"
 
2012-09-20 04:46:17 AM  
Chaos on Cellulite Mountain!
 
2012-09-20 04:49:30 AM  
i2.cdn.turner.com
"No, no, it's too late now. Another f*cking five million down the tube on damage control. I'll call Rabbi Schlomo and tell him to have Behar take it easy on you. But you're on your own with Walters, that woman's a freak. Try not to let Hasselbeck crawl in your lap."
 
2012-09-20 04:51:07 AM  
gliving.com
"Hasselbeck? Is she the fat black chick with no eyebrows?"
 
2012-09-20 04:55:57 AM  
forward.com
"No, you putz, that's Whoopi Goldberg! Jesus H. Christ, you're a f*cking moron! Hasselbeck is the cute the blonde one that thinks she's a Republican!"
 
2012-09-20 04:57:21 AM  
www.freerangelongmont.com
"Oh, the one with the bouncy tits out to here? Why can't I let her sit in my lap?"
 
2012-09-20 04:59:21 AM  
www.gopusa.com
"Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"
 
2012-09-20 05:00:57 AM  
images.forbes.com
"Jesus Christ, a f*ckin' pussy-whipped android. What the f*ck?"
 
2012-09-20 05:02:54 AM  
media.reason.com
"Don't worry, guys, I've got this! I have... A PLAN!"
 
2012-09-20 05:02:55 AM  
Oh God. ox45tallboy, if you weren't a totalfarker, I'd buy you one.

www.gamerdna.com
 
2012-09-20 05:04:59 AM  
indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com
"Why do I not feel reassured?"
 
2012-09-20 05:05:49 AM  

ox45tallboy: "Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"


Annnnd THAT is where I lost it. Yer killing me over here, Ox45tallboy. You slay, Bro!
 
2012-09-20 05:08:46 AM  
THE NEXT MORNING.....


donmilleris.com
"...and will you please give a warm welcome to the (shut UP, Elisabeth!) Republican candidate for President, Governor Mitt Romney!"
 
2012-09-20 05:17:29 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
"Well, hello.....ladies!"
 
2012-09-20 05:18:09 AM  
cloud.frontpagemag.com
"Daaaaamn!"

www.goddiscussion.com
"What the..."

i.dailymail.co.uk
"Governor!"

115.img.pp.sohu.com
"Hey, I'm in!"

ww1.hdnux.com
"Oh my God..."
 
2012-09-20 05:19:38 AM  
cbschicago.files.wordpress.com
"Jesus f*cking Christ, I can't watch this..."
 
2012-09-20 05:20:34 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-20 05:20:43 AM  
Archive this thread for future generations.
 
2012-09-20 05:22:04 AM  
timeswampland.files.wordpress.com
"This is why Mitt Romney is a leader! Obama would have never had the balls to do that!"
 
2012-09-20 05:23:34 AM  

ox45tallboy: [www.gopusa.com image 500x300]
"Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"


lulz

I ♥ you so much right now. ;-D
 
2012-09-20 05:26:07 AM  
i.huffpost.com
"Jake, yeah, it's me. Warm up the plane.....I don't know, where's the farthest f*cking point I can get from here?"
 
2012-09-20 05:26:31 AM  
It's 5:30 AM. I'm sick as hell, and it's taken me hours to do the stupidest shiat on my to-do list like "laundry" and "find the damn camera battery".

I have to work, and after that, by midnight, I'm going to be in a car driving 8 f--king hours to go to BFE Kentucky. I will probably have to take a 3 hour driving shift.

I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!

/eh, worth it
 
2012-09-20 05:31:52 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!


I'm out of ideas now. Had to get that one out of my system. Go to sleep, I'm probably going to do the same. Glad you enjoyed it.
 
2012-09-20 05:37:30 AM  

ox45tallboy: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!

I'm out of ideas now. Had to get that one out of my system. Go to sleep, I'm probably going to do the same. Glad you enjoyed it.


[tips hat] I needed a laugh. As far as the sleep, eh, the coughing + sneezing + pain was keeping me up, but I think the exhaustion might win. . Good times.

/the stupid effing thing is this is a yearly conference, and I was sick as hell last year too
//didn't know until this evening that two of my coworkers came down with (probably) the flu earlier this week and have been 'powering through it'... at least I know who to guilt into fetching me cough drops and cold meds this year, whee
///oh well, what the hell
 
2012-09-20 06:17:42 AM  
TY OX!!!! You are a legend!!!
 
2012-09-20 06:44:51 AM  
Between Daily Kos and fark (which I am getting convinced are actually the same site), I can come to 2 conclusions.

1. Romney is the worst human being ever
2. The GOP needs to cease existing and we need a one party state.
 
2012-09-20 06:44:57 AM  

ox45tallboy: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I should sleep.

BUT NOW I KEEP HITTING REFRESH GODDAMN YOU OX!

I'm out of ideas now. Had to get that one out of my system. Go to sleep, I'm probably going to do the same. Glad you enjoyed it.


Dude, it's been an honor teeing a few of em up for you.
 
2012-09-20 06:47:30 AM  

mikemoto: Between Daily Kos and fark (which I am getting convinced are actually the same site), I can come to 2 conclusions.

1. Romney is the worst human being ever
2. The GOP needs to cease existing and we need a one party state.


Also, Fire is hot! Water is wet!

Anything else you missed?
 
2012-09-20 06:52:35 AM  

Alphax: mikemoto: Between Daily Kos and fark (which I am getting convinced are actually the same site), I can come to 2 conclusions.

1. Romney is the worst human being ever
2. The GOP needs to cease existing and we need a one party state.

Also, Fire is hot! Water is wet!

Anything else you missed?


Well, my real name is Rick Romero.
 
2012-09-20 06:52:53 AM  
ox45tallboy, you are a god among men.

Epic thread indeed.
 
2012-09-20 07:08:53 AM  
Will he assume they are all married to the same husband?
 
2012-09-20 07:09:25 AM  

stoli n coke: Dude, it's been an honor teeing a few of em up for you.


Yes, the reaction ones are the most fun to do.

Ninja_Pancakes: Epic thread indeed.


(tips hat...or would if I had one)
 
2012-09-20 07:11:21 AM  

LarryDan43: Will he assume they are all married to the same husband?


No, I think within two minutes he'll realize that no man could ever survive that.
 
2012-09-20 07:19:48 AM  
This is a bad move for Mitt. We knew it was over for Sarah when Katie Couric ripped her a new one - by accident.
It's one thing to get your ass ripped by a Dan Rather or an Ed Bradley - it hurts, but it's survivable. But if Mitt comes off looking weak and stupid in front of this silly gaggle of biddies, he's toast - as if he isn't. already.
 
2012-09-20 08:18:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: ox45tallboy: [www.gopusa.com image 500x300]
"Because I will cut your testicles off and display them in a jar on Leno if you do. Any other stupid questions?"

lulz

I ♥ you so much right now. ;-D


I truly love both the line and the expression in the picture. That was really incredible.
 
2012-09-20 08:23:01 AM  
The farkable blonde stupid one will agree with everything he has to say and the rest of the elderly shrill pack will attack him without substantial questions. He ends up looking like a hero to people that want sex with the blonde chick and the victim of a harridan attack. Could be the only positive interview ever for his campaign. No thanks, I'd rather watch goldfish swim.
 
2012-09-20 08:24:12 AM  

Alphax: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the known conservative of the five,"

And she's a huge Sean Hannity fan, or so I've heard.


Ah ha ha ha ha!

Mitt's going to be interviewed by a true believer on a national television??? Hannity may be an idiot, but at least he knows enough to keep the derp away from the candidate during an interview (at least his Fox handlers do). I doubt Hasselbeck is that smart.

I can't wait for her to start "helping" Mitt.

"People got upset that you complained about the 47%, but that fact is actually true! Half the country is a bunch of leeches. Right Mitt?"

This has the potential to be epic.
 
2012-09-20 08:30:58 AM  

gadian: Eh, they'll lob softballs about his cooking and his horsey. Never can count on those biatches to be tough.


Is Whoopi still on the show? I seem to remember her going off script a few times and getting in a guest's face.
 
2012-09-20 08:42:28 AM  
Great battle plan, Gen. Custer. Let's charge right out there.
 
2012-09-20 08:42:59 AM  

Snapper Carr: gadian: Eh, they'll lob softballs about his cooking and his horsey. Never can count on those biatches to be tough.

Is Whoopi still on the show? I seem to remember her going off script a few times and getting in a guest's face.


Even Q is afraid of Whoopi.

(Star Trek is the only thing I've seen her in)
 
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