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2012-09-20 02:51:50 AM
Let's hope they don't ask the same questions because Romney only answers the first question with his mouth.
 
2012-09-20 02:55:50 AM
That.. will almost certainly not end well.
 
2012-09-20 02:56:27 AM
Eh, they'll lob softballs about his cooking and his horsey. Never can count on those biatches to be tough.
 
2012-09-20 02:57:31 AM
Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.
 
2012-09-20 02:58:33 AM
Hey Mitt!

Isn't it about time to end this charade?

Come on. You're not the next Reagan. If you're lucky you might end up the next Spiro Agnew. Now come on.

Donate the rest of your campaign funds to charity.
 
2012-09-20 03:00:14 AM
Ooh! According to Mitt, that's pretty "risky". Buuuut I'm sure he's totally up to the task of dealing with the Chinese and the Iranians...
 
2012-09-20 03:03:23 AM
"Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the known conservative of the five,"

And she's a huge Sean Hannity fan, or so I've heard.
 
2012-09-20 03:04:43 AM
So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?
 
2012-09-20 03:05:01 AM
Great. It'll be like Frost/Nixon, only with idiots.

Way to crawl out from the Fox News coccoon and get with some real hard hitting TV folk, Mittens.

Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.
 
2012-09-20 03:05:22 AM
The day after leaked footage from a fundraiser showed presidential candidate Mitt Romney dubbing ABC's "The View" "high risk" due to some of the "sharp tongued" women who host the show, the campaign said today that the candidate is willing to appear on the show in October. 

And don't even get him going on their sharp knees!

Amirite or amirite?

/What?

There is potential for lulz here but I fear they may be wasted by softball questions.
 
2012-09-20 03:08:33 AM

Makh: Let's hope they don't ask the same questions because Romney only answers the first question with his mouth.


Wut?
 
2012-09-20 03:08:52 AM
www.nydailynews.com
"So, um... Whoopi, what's the deal with your eyebrows?"
 
2012-09-20 03:10:16 AM

StopLurkListen: So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?


And the blonde will be under the table.
 
2012-09-20 03:10:41 AM

Deadite: Ann better watch out she may get Elisabeth as a sister wife.


www-deadline-com.vimg.net
"Hmmm.. a bit unconventional, but that might get me more of the women's vote..."
 
2012-09-20 03:13:01 AM

whidbey: Hey Mitt!

Isn't it about time to end this charade?

Come on. You're not the next Reagan. If you're lucky you might end up the next Spiro Agnew. Now come on.

Donate the rest of your campaign funds to charity.


cdn.themoderatevoice.com
"Charade? I'm running against a black guy here!"
 
2012-09-20 03:20:38 AM
basically Romney is agreeing to go on there because he is getting his ass kicked on all sides by everybody and saying "I'll go on that show" stops the fire from one direction at least
 
2012-09-20 03:24:07 AM

falcon176: basically Romney is agreeing to go on there because he is getting his ass kicked on all sides by everybody and saying "I'll go on that show" stops the fire from one direction at least


That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.
 
2012-09-20 03:26:37 AM
At this point, I'd still expect disaster even if it was fully scripted and each woman was informed that she had a sniper trained on her in case of any shenanigans.

He pissed of England for farks sake. How is he going to handle a trip to the foreign land of Menopausia?
 
2012-09-20 03:29:15 AM
do it for the lulz, mittens. do it for the internet.
 
2012-09-20 03:29:34 AM

GhostFish: Menopausia


LOL!
 
2012-09-20 03:31:41 AM
If anyone on the View presents a threat of outwitting you in an argument I think it's time to suspend a campaign.
 
2012-09-20 03:38:19 AM
Lemon, wet, good! Lemon, wet, good!
Tie 'em to the hood till their lemon is wet and their wet is good.

I don't know, either.
 
2012-09-20 03:38:28 AM
Sherri Shepard doesn't understand the BCE/ CE concept
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epseC4VdTVg

and thinks the world might be flat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbizzLzcpnM

Whoopi Goldberg thinks that what Roman Polanski did -
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/roman-polanski-grand-jury-part-2?p ag e=13
wasn't really rape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NX_D0Bv9M0

The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?
 
2012-09-20 03:39:22 AM

stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.


www.bostonglobe.com
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

abcnewsradioonline.com
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

0.tqn.com
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

theangiemartinezshow.com
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

xfinity.comcast.net
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

www.eonline.com
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

cdn.theatlanticwire.com
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

www.usmagazine.com
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

i.a.cnn.net
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

www.newyorker.com
"Oh, dear lord."
 
2012-09-20 03:39:59 AM

StopLurkListen: So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?


The cute one with an IQ of 65. You forgot her.
 
2012-09-20 03:41:17 AM

digistil: StopLurkListen: So, the loud one is gonna be all up in his grill and the shrill one is gonna be all up in loud one's business and the token one will say maybe one word every three minutes and is there another one?

The cute one with an IQ of 65. You forgot her.


That might be the shrill one (still say she will be under the table.)
 
2012-09-20 03:41:33 AM
And I doubt we'll top that.
 
2012-09-20 03:43:08 AM
Wondering if the dress he'll wearr will match the spray-on tan from the Univision Forum.
 
2012-09-20 03:43:44 AM

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


www.charlierose.com
"How dare you question my journalistic integrity! I'll have you know I've interviewed Michael Jackson!"
 
2012-09-20 03:44:18 AM
As much as I'd like to see Whoopi or Joy rip him a new one because they talk a big game about this kind of stuff, I'm going to guess this is going to be a giant dick stroking session with Elizabeth sitting there like a star struck high schooler.
 
2012-09-20 03:45:20 AM

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


If the shoe fits...
 
2012-09-20 03:47:04 AM

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.

[www.bostonglobe.com image 400x300]
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

[abcnewsradioonline.com image 400x234]
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

[0.tqn.com image 267x400]
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

[theangiemartinezshow.com image 298x350]
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

[www.eonline.com image 400x315]
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 400x263]
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

[www.usmagazine.com image 400x450]
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

[i.a.cnn.net image 265x239]
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

[www.newyorker.com image 400x252]
"Oh, dear lord."


files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2012-09-20 03:47:24 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, now I hope Obama does The Price is Right on the same day, so no one will be watching The View.


They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.
 
2012-09-20 03:47:44 AM

digistil: The cute one with an IQ of 65. You forgot her.


www.hilaryshepherd.com
"Elisabeth, if you keep your mouth shut and stop making those irritating orgasm noises, we'll let you ask him one, and I do mean one question."
 
2012-09-20 03:49:52 AM

PillsHere: As much as I'd like to see Whoopi or Joy rip him a new one because they talk a big game about this kind of stuff, I'm going to guess this is going to be a giant dick stroking session with Elizabeth sitting there like a star struck high schooler.


www.chicainc.com
"I've already got my earrings picked out and everything and ohboyohboyohboy we're gonna interview Mitt Romney and it's gonna be so AWESOME!"
 
2012-09-20 03:52:04 AM

stoli n coke: That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.


latinorebels.com
"Right, so is she Jewish or what? Who am I pandering to, exactly?"
 
2012-09-20 03:53:53 AM

steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?


www.sportsgrid.com
"Exactly! Which is why he needs to do our show!"
 
2012-09-20 03:54:26 AM

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.

[www.bostonglobe.com image 400x300]
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

[abcnewsradioonline.com image 400x234]
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

[0.tqn.com image 267x400]
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

[theangiemartinezshow.com image 298x350]
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

[www.eonline.com image 400x315]
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 400x263]
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

[www.usmagazine.com image 400x450]
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

[i.a.cnn.net image 265x239]
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

[www.newyorker.com image 400x252]
"Oh, dear lord."


You owe me a new monitor, keyboard, desk, gaming devices, and maybe a carpet cleaning service....jeeebus.
 
2012-09-20 03:57:20 AM

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: That and he thinks by sitting next to a black woman named Goldberg, he can up his standing with three voter quotas.

[latinorebels.com image 400x300]
"Right, so is she Jewish or what? Who am I pandering to, exactly?"


newsbusters.org
"Fugget about her, trust me, I'm Jewish enough fuh awl of us!"
 
2012-09-20 04:00:04 AM

ox45tallboy: steve_lou: The women on the View are totally reprehensible and uninformed on every level. Why would anyone think they could give anyone as important as a Presidential candidate or President, something resembling a scathing interview?

[www.sportsgrid.com image 500x281]
"Exactly! Which is why he needs to do our show!"


Is that a Miss USA sammich?
 
2012-09-20 04:04:20 AM
if only she could keep her mouth shut. sigh...perhaps a green tomato is in order?

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-20 04:07:51 AM

ox45tallboy: stoli n coke: Maybe in a few weeks, he can man up enough to handle the journalistic pit bull scrutiny of Kelly Ripa.

[www.bostonglobe.com image 400x300]
"Thanks so much for having us, Kelly! Say, Regis, you look a little... different. Did you go to the beach on vacation?"

[abcnewsradioonline.com image 400x234]
"No, Mitt, this is Michael Strahan, my new co-host. Regis retired a couple of years ago."

[0.tqn.com image 267x400]
"Oh yeah! Michael Strahan! My friend John Mara used to own you, didn't he?"

[theangiemartinezshow.com image 298x350]
"Uh... I used to work for John Mara..."

[xfinity.comcast.net image 300x300]
"Look, I'm not gonna be like the President and tap dance around our history! I'm don't support slavery, but I think we need to be aware of the way things used to be!"

[www.eonline.com image 400x315]
"The f*ck are you talkin' about?"

[cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 400x263]
"Can you edit this in post-production? Please? Quick, ask him something else! Anything!"

[www.usmagazine.com image 400x450]
"Ho boy. So, um.. Mitt, what do you wear to bed? You got some cutesie PJ's or something?"

[i.a.cnn.net image 265x239]
"You wanna find out, Kelly?"

[www.newyorker.com image 400x252]
"Oh, dear lord."


I saw that yesterday. He actually came out and said that he would have Gene Hackman play his wife if they made a film about him.
 
2012-09-20 04:07:52 AM

GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.


reddogreport.com
"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"

24.media.tumblr.com
"That's right! You get health care!"

www.solidprinciples.com
"You get health care!"

1.bp.blogspot.com
"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"

www.annarbor.com
"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"
 
2012-09-20 04:08:45 AM
So this is how he reaches out to women voters now? I don't think he's thought his cunning plan all the way through....
 
2012-09-20 04:11:33 AM

WaitWhatWhy: I saw that yesterday. He actually came out and said that he would have Gene Hackman play his wife if they made a film about him.


www.photo2013.com
"He's an Oscar-winning actor and a very handsome man! I think he could pull it off!"
 
2012-09-20 04:14:54 AM

ox45tallboy: WaitWhatWhy: I saw that yesterday. He actually came out and said that he would have Gene Hackman play his wife if they made a film about him.

[www.photo2013.com image 400x450]
"He's an Oscar-winning actor and a very handsome man! I think he could pull it off!"


Little Bill don't ride no prancey horse.
 
2012-09-20 04:15:22 AM

dudemanbro: So this is how he reaches out to women voters now? I don't think he's thought his cunning plan all the way through....


talkingpointsmemo.com
"What, you think this was my idea? I wanted to do Arsenio, like Clinton!"
 
2012-09-20 04:16:10 AM

ox45tallboy: GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.

[reddogreport.com image 400x259]
"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"

[24.media.tumblr.com image 297x223]
"That's right! You get health care!"

[www.solidprinciples.com image 370x278]
"You get health care!"

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x250]
"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"

[www.annarbor.com image 400x261]
"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"


You, sir, are on a roll tonight!
 
2012-09-20 04:18:01 AM

stoli n coke: Little Bill don't ride no prancey horse


rt.com
"That's okay, we'll make it a racing horse or something. Artistic license."
 
2012-09-20 04:18:30 AM

ox45tallboy: GhostFish: They wouldn't let Obama on. He'd take away the other contestants prizes and give them to the audience.


"All right! Everyone, make like you're on Oprah and look under your seats!"


"That's right! You get health care!"


"You get health care!"


"Come on, you too! Look under your seat! You get health care, too!"


"That's right! Everyone gets health care! Give it up!"


Ha. Maybe he'll close with "Please spay and neuter your Right-wing relatives."
 
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