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(Yahoo)   Three out of four Americans feel no personal connection to Mitt Romney. The fourth American is a Robosexual, and is used to loving an unfeeling automaton   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 117
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2012-09-20 09:45:47 AM  

Edsel: Hey dumbasses, the party sent out the wrong talking points this morning. The "pirate" pic is from 2009. Can you check in with HQ and see what the new line of attack is going to be?

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Fark tossed the link. Here it is in plain text: http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/09/20/fox-pirates-drudges-misleading -attack-on-obama/190022
 
2012-09-20 09:55:23 AM  

NateGrey: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x400]

Meanwhile, the Moron in Chief is doing the peoples work, eyes steely focused on the ball and what is important.

I know right!

[www.nocaptionneeded.com image 594x329]


God Forbid the president does something fun. Reagan would have been all over this kind of stuff.
 
2012-09-20 10:03:24 AM  
I am deeply offended that President Obama met with a pirate. This is obvious favoritism and a unilateral endorsement of one side of a horrific conflict.

Until the President meets with ninjas, and gives them AT LEAST equal time, he has lost my vote.

The Republican Clint Eastwood/ sitting ninja speech showed who's really on our side.
 
2012-09-20 10:12:54 AM  
Why the hell would anyone feel a personal connection to a presidential candidate? Unless they actually do know him, of course.

This is stupid. I don't feel a persona; connection to Kate Beckinsale, but I'd still bang her.
 
2012-09-20 10:17:58 AM  
He can't pass the beer test because he is a Mormon, now if he was a bending unit he could drink beer.
 
2012-09-20 10:33:14 AM  

Citrate1007: He can't pass the beer test because he is a Mormon, now if he was a bending unit he could drink beer.


At the very least Bender's "Kill all Humans" platform is refreshingly bipartisan.
 
2012-09-20 10:39:00 AM  

Muta: Alphax: Not the first time I've seen you post that. Who the hell is Bibi?

Netanyahu. 'Mean Daddy' wants the US to kowtow to the whims of foreign leaders. Personally, like Obama, believes in American Exceptionalism and we don't need to cower in fear over making third world leaders angry.


Off topic, sure, but when I read "mean daddy", I instantly thought of this:
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2012-09-20 10:39:54 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: HotWingConspiracy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: farkityfarker: the Moron in Chief

This is really the best that Romney supporters have got?

Talking to pirates while the world burns?

OMG THE WHOLE WORLD? When is that not happening?

You don't have to be a Mitt supporter to look at that photo and know he's a moron.

He looks like a brilliant multitasker and delegator to me. He can talk to a pirate, conduct foreign policy, and kick Mitt Romney's ass all at the same time.

"No time to meet with Netanyahu... I'm busy."


Netenyahu had no time to meet with the leader of the free world. Why should the leader of the free world rearrange his schedule for Netenyahu? Why is Netenyahu, in your estimation, more important than the President of the United States?
 
2012-09-20 11:15:26 AM  
So Obama is 4 out of 4 since even the robosexual doesn't like him.
 
2012-09-20 11:21:07 AM  

Citrate1007: He can't pass the beer test because he is a Mormon, now if he was a bending unit he could drink beer.


Well, you could always just go out for a cup of coffee with him.

Oh wait......
 
2012-09-20 11:28:19 AM  

vernonFL: When given the choice between a cold, metal wire "mother" and Mitt Romney, the monkeys committed suicide.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 640x426]


That experiment is one of the saddest hings ever.
 
2012-09-20 11:30:19 AM  

ghare: vernonFL: When given the choice between a cold, metal wire "mother" and Mitt Romney, the monkeys committed suicide.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 640x426]

That experiment is one of the saddest things ever.


FTFM
 
2012-09-20 11:47:32 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Talking to pirates while the world burns? You don't have to be a Mitt supporter to look at that photo and know he's a moron.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-20 01:58:49 PM  

neenerist: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Talking to pirates while the world burns? You don't have to be a Mitt supporter to look at that photo and know he's a moron.

[i48.tinypic.com image 600x363]


This is what doing nothing "while the world burns" looks like. Also, Mr. [sic] Cheese Weasel, you may want to get a sense of humor, as International Talk Like a Pirate Day is pretty awesome.
 
2012-09-20 02:46:37 PM  

neenerist: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Talking to pirates while the world burns? You don't have to be a Mitt supporter to look at that photo and know he's a moron.

[i48.tinypic.com image 600x363]


Why the hell did they have to tell me that? Dick handles the real stuff. Presidenting is hard.
 
2012-09-20 06:36:08 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: HotWingConspiracy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: farkityfarker: the Moron in Chief

This is really the best that Romney supporters have got?

Talking to pirates while the world burns?

OMG THE WHOLE WORLD? When is that not happening?

You don't have to be a Mitt supporter to look at that photo and know he's a moron.

He looks like a brilliant multitasker and delegator to me. He can talk to a pirate, conduct foreign policy, and kick Mitt Romney's ass all at the same time.

"No time to meet with Netanyahu... I'm busy."


Too bad that picture was taken in 2009. Do right wingers every actually check things to see if they are true before talking?
 
2012-09-20 06:57:07 PM  

UNC_Samurai: cretinbob: [hfr-rehost.net image 290x320]

So....Mitt can count on kwame's vote?


;)
 
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