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(Yahoo)   Three out of four Americans feel no personal connection to Mitt Romney. The fourth American is a Robosexual, and is used to loving an unfeeling automaton   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 117
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2012-09-20 02:45:43 AM
Fair assessment.

Only two groups of people can connect with him: Mormons and 1%ers. He's alienated every other group out there. His only other support comes from people who see the R by his name.
 
2012-09-20 04:17:56 AM
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2012-09-20 04:20:40 AM
The Space Pope says...

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2012-09-20 04:32:38 AM
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2012-09-20 04:35:18 AM

Introitus: Mormons


Jon Huntsman would like a word about that.
 
2012-09-20 05:05:52 AM
I don't want a president I can relate with. Republicans never have. We want someone who thinks they're better than everyone else, and claims an exclusive status in our society. That's why I'm doing everything in my power to help get rid of this elitist we currently have in charge.
 
2012-09-20 05:25:22 AM
Mitt Romney has taught me that I am a bad person because I have been divorced and because I received unemployment pay when I lost my job to off-shoring.
 
2012-09-20 06:19:23 AM
I'd like to fell a connection to Romney - specifically, by foot connecting to his overprivileged, undertalented butt.
 
2012-09-20 06:56:30 AM
I'm surprised it's that high.
 
2012-09-20 06:59:21 AM

Alphax: I'm surprised it's that high.


Well, Mormons tend to have large families.
 
2012-09-20 07:00:08 AM

WhyteRaven74: Introitus: Mormons

Jon Huntsman would like a word about that.


Is that the same Jon Huntsman who has explicitly stated that he supports Mitt Romney, or is it the fantasy Jon Huntsman that some farkers want to believe is a republican yet somehow totally not supportive of the horrible policies the republican party espouses?
 
2012-09-20 07:01:45 AM
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This thread makes Mitt's negatronic brain haz a sad.

/Hot.
 
2012-09-20 07:03:34 AM
First Law: The Mitt must never harm money, or through inaction allow money to come to harm.
 
2012-09-20 07:05:52 AM

eraser8: The Space Pope says...

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Citizen Blue of Proton would beg to differ, with his lovely wife Sheen.

/sorta obscure
 
2012-09-20 07:06:31 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Mitt Romney has taught me that I am a bad person because I have been divorced and because I received unemployment pay when I lost my job to off-shoring.


I'm a bad person because I used government tax credits to help pay for grad school. It's a wonder I haven't single-handly destroyed the country by now.
 
2012-09-20 07:08:53 AM

Mike_LowELL: I don't want a president I can relate with. Republicans never have. We want someone who thinks they're better than everyone else, and claims an exclusive status in our society. That's why I'm doing everything in my power to help get rid of this elitist we currently have in charge.


Republicans don't even want Republicans in charge. What selfless, gentle folk.
 
2012-09-20 07:09:24 AM
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2012-09-20 07:09:28 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Fark Me To Tears: Mitt Romney has taught me that I am a bad person because I have been divorced and because I received unemployment pay when I lost my job to off-shoring.

I'm a bad person because I used government tax credits to help pay for grad school. It's a wonder I haven't single-handly destroyed the country by now.


I'm worse. I am a veteran with a 60% disability rating from the VA, and I also use the GI Bill.

I'm a leech on society and I must be eliminated. No wonder republicans start wars; they are trying to get rid of mes.
 
2012-09-20 07:13:13 AM
"Personal connection with politicians" isn't really a Republican thing. They generally have families and don't seek surrogate families in the form of politicians and celebrities.
 
2012-09-20 07:15:15 AM
When given the choice between a cold, metal wire "mother" and Mitt Romney, the monkeys committed suicide.

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2012-09-20 07:15:44 AM

Mean Daddy: Meanwhile, President Obama finds time to sit down with a pirate, but not Bibi (google it moron).

Arrgghh!! I'm President Pirate


Not the first time I've seen you post that. Who the hell is Bibi?
 
2012-09-20 07:15:50 AM
Personally I feel a personal connection to Mitt Romney. My spite is like a tether.
 
2012-09-20 07:16:25 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm worse. I am a veteran with a 60% disability rating from the VA, and I also use the GI Bill. I'm a leech on society and I must be eliminated. No wonder republicans start wars; they are trying to get rid of mes.


I'm a female, gay, atheist, college educated, lower-middle class immigrant whose Native American SO is a veteran on disability. As far as Romney and the GOP in general is concerned, I'm worse than Hitler - at least Hitler was a Job Creator™.

/I'm also a walking stereotype.
 
2012-09-20 07:23:10 AM

Mean Daddy: Meanwhile, President Obama finds time to sit down with a pirate, but not Bibi (google it moron).

Arrgghh!! I'm President Pirate



That just makes him even more cool and approachable. Like Clinton playing the sax.

/I don't think you're going to get a whole lot of mileage out of this one. the only people who care about Obama's perceived lack of support for Israel are the ones who weren't going to vote for him anyway, so who cares.
 
2012-09-20 07:24:02 AM
I'd fark Data his brother Lore, B-9, Robby, Johnny 5, that shiatty robot from blackhole, SHODAN, GERTY, HAL or even a T-1000 before I would let Mitt Rmoneymoney into my home.
 
2012-09-20 07:26:31 AM

Mike_LowELL: I don't want a president I can relate with. Republicans never have. We want someone who thinks they're better than everyone else, and claims an exclusive status in our society. That's why I'm doing everything in my power to help get rid of this elitist we currently have in charge.


Asked my far-right sister-in-law how the fark she could even think of voting for this R-disaster. She answered that it was the party rather than an individual she would vote for....!!
Sounds both communistic and fascist in the same time!

And you sound strictly fascistic.
 
2012-09-20 07:35:42 AM

Pharque-it: Mike_LowELL: I don't want a president I can relate with. Republicans never have. We want someone who thinks they're better than everyone else, and claims an exclusive status in our society. That's why I'm doing everything in my power to help get rid of this elitist we currently have in charge.

Asked my far-right sister-in-law how the fark she could even think of voting for this R-disaster. She answered that it was the party rather than an individual she would vote for....!!
Sounds both communistic and fascist in the same time!

And you sound strictly fascistic.


He's satirical.

And voting for the Party, when their goals and platforms are so terrible, is indefensable.
 
2012-09-20 07:36:04 AM

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So....Mitt can count on kwame's vote?
 
2012-09-20 07:42:34 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm worse. I am a veteran with a 60% disability rating from the VA, and I also use the GI Bill.


Why do you hate your country so much sir? Why?!
 
2012-09-20 07:44:28 AM
He's really going to clean up with apple fanbois.
 
2012-09-20 07:47:09 AM
Yeah, if I had to chose between eating dinner with Romney or Obama, I'd choose Obama. He's a much more personable man.
Of course, just because someone is a good human being does not mean they're good for the country.
 
2012-09-20 07:48:23 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: The All-Powerful Atheismo: I'm worse. I am a veteran with a 60% disability rating from the VA, and I also use the GI Bill.

Why do you hate your country so much sir? Why?!


Because I'm a socialist, mooching, lazy Obama voter.

I am the 47%.
 
2012-09-20 07:48:57 AM

Alphax: Not the first time I've seen you post that. Who the hell is Bibi?


Netanyahu. 'Mean Daddy' wants the US to kowtow to the whims of foreign leaders. Personally, like Obama, believes in American Exceptionalism and we don't need to cower in fear over making third world leaders angry.
 
2012-09-20 07:50:22 AM
I'm more connected to Obama cause he's like my parents.

Giving me free money for doing NOTHING.

Yeah.. thats it.
 
2012-09-20 07:52:04 AM

Mike_LowELL: I don't want a president I can relate with. Republicans never have. We want someone who thinks they're better than everyone else, and claims an exclusive status in our society. That's why I'm doing everything in my power to help get rid of this elitist we currently have in charge.


By your logic, you and your ilk should love Obama.

/why would "this elitist" be a problem? I can't help but wonder.
 
2012-09-20 07:55:45 AM

Alphax: Mean Daddy: Meanwhile, President Obama finds time to sit down with a pirate, but not Bibi (google it moron).

Arrgghh!! I'm President Pirate

Not the first time I've seen you post that. Who the hell is Bibi?


Netanyahu. Obama was in NYC for a few days to meet with the UN. Netanyahu was in NYC the same week, but on different days, also to visit the UN. Their schedules didn't line up, and apparently THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

And rightfully so- if Israel is so indifferent to the future of America that their PM can't find a way to make his schedule fit with our president's, I'm not sure we should actually be allies anymore. I'm pretty insulted by Israel's callous disregard for our nation's leader.
 
2012-09-20 07:56:45 AM

TIKIMAN87: I'm more connected to Obama cause he's like my parents.

Giving me free money for doing NOTHING.

Yeah.. thats it.


My god man, I hope you stretched out before making a leap like that...
 
2012-09-20 08:02:13 AM

t3knomanser: Alphax: Mean Daddy: Meanwhile, President Obama finds time to sit down with a pirate, but not Bibi (google it moron).

Arrgghh!! I'm President Pirate

Not the first time I've seen you post that. Who the hell is Bibi?

Netanyahu. Obama was in NYC for a few days to meet with the UN. Netanyahu was in NYC the same week, but on different days, also to visit the UN. Their schedules didn't line up, and apparently THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

And rightfully so- if Israel is so indifferent to the future of America that their PM can't find a way to make his schedule fit with our president's, I'm not sure we should actually be allies anymore. I'm pretty insulted by Israel's callous disregard for our nation's leader.


I was wondering if we could work a Bibi's Kids joke in there. Not so much.
 
2012-09-20 08:05:32 AM
I can't think of a president that I have ever felt a personal connection for
 
2012-09-20 08:06:23 AM

geek_mars: Mike_LowELL: I don't want a president I can relate with. Republicans never have. We want someone who thinks they're better than everyone else, and claims an exclusive status in our society. That's why I'm doing everything in my power to help get rid of this elitist we currently have in charge.

By your logic, you and your ilk should love Obama.

/why would "this elitist" be a problem? I can't help but wonder.


You're new around here, aren't ya?
 
2012-09-20 08:07:58 AM

TIKIMAN87: I'm more connected to Obama cause he's like my parents.

Giving me free money for doing NOTHING.


Are you Mitt Romney?
 
2012-09-20 08:08:21 AM
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Meanwhile, the Moron in Chief is doing the peoples work, eyes steely focused on the ball and what is important.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-09-20 08:13:12 AM
The last 25% could very be comprised of people projecting their beliefs onto him.

Watch one of these crazy people talk about Obama and how divorced from reality it is. Obama's ready to take their guns and come to their house and rape their wives while imposing Islamic law.

So of course it can go the other way around.
 
2012-09-20 08:13:24 AM
the Moron in Chief

This is really the best that Romney supporters have got?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-09-20 08:14:38 AM

HotWingConspiracy: TIKIMAN87: I'm more connected to Obama cause he's like my parents.

Giving me free money for doing NOTHING.

Are you Mitt Romney?


Speaking of delusion... I'm sure you're just fine with corporate welfare... aren't you?
 
2012-09-20 08:15:52 AM
Someone answer this for me. Is Romney claiming this 47% of lazy moochers are the people that pay no federal income tax because they work but don't make enough, or that 47% of people receive government assistance, such as the elderly, veterans, students, people who get food stamps, etc?

Because those groups are not the same, even though there is some overlap there. People are talking about them BOTH.

I just want to know who this rich doesn't like.
 
2012-09-20 08:15:54 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Meanwhile, the Moron in Chief is doing the peoples work, eyes steely focused on the ball and what is important.


Save up some of that butthurt for Election Night, Chief.... Looking like you're going to need it.
 
2012-09-20 08:16:54 AM

farkityfarker: the Moron in Chief

This is really the best that Romney supporters have got?


Talking to pirates while the world burns? You don't have to be a Mitt supporter to look at that photo and know he's a moron.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-09-20 08:17:50 AM

ELF Radio: Someone answer this for me. Is Romney claiming this 47% of lazy moochers are the people that pay no federal income tax because they work but don't make enough, or that 47% of people receive government assistance, such as the elderly, veterans, students, people who get food stamps, etc?


The number includes people on Social Security, and that's bullshiat. That is a benefit they paid for throughout their lives.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-09-20 08:18:56 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: farkityfarker: the Moron in Chief

This is really the best that Romney supporters have got?

Talking to pirates while the world burns? You don't have to be a Mitt supporter to look at that photo and know he's a moron.


But, of course, when George Bush was at his ranch 75% of his presidency that was AOK!
 
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