FARK.com: (7337291) Calvin Klein hires investigators to follow his ex-boyfriend and his new lover. Sounds like someone has a real *takes off sunglasses* Obsession

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		Calvin Klein hires investigators to follow his ex-boyfriend and his new lover. Sounds like someone has a real takes off sunglasses Obsession (dailymail.co.uk)		24
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killroy123		2012-09-20 07:27:42 AM

Obligory

http://yeahbutton.com/

xanadian		2012-09-20 07:30:51 AM

yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh.... :-|

farkityfarker		2012-09-20 07:46:23 AM

Nick Gruber, 22, who until three months ago had been in a two-and-a-half-year relationship with Klein, 69

I realize they're both consenting adults, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I guess fame and fortune can get you anything.

Shadowtag		2012-09-20 07:54:10 AM

takes off sunglasses
OFF

Reading comprehension, people.

wellreadneck		2012-09-20 07:54:22 AM

farkityfarker:
So can the lack of a gag reflex, apparently.

PonceAlyosha		2012-09-20 08:10:52 AM

I'd stalk the shiat out of this.

OldManDownDRoad		2012-09-20 08:18:44 AM

farkityfarker: Nick Gruber, 22, who until three months ago had been in a two-and-a-half-year relationship with Klein, 69

I realize they're both consenting adults, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I guess fame and fortune can get you anything.

I'm low on coffee this morning, but who said "Money may not buy love, but it can get you a set of twins on a hot September night."

/"And they said Anna Nicole Smith married for love!" - Levon Helm

Cythraul		2012-09-20 08:30:42 AM

Looks like somebody's got some ~~daddy~~ grandpa issues.

Sybarite		2012-09-20 08:35:42 AM

What he really needs to do is find himself a brand new lover, somebody who's nice to him who doesn't notice all the others.

chewielouie		2012-09-20 08:36:26 AM

Time to move on Calvin, he's just not that IN2U.

SphericalTime		2012-09-20 08:36:52 AM

OldManDownDRoad: I'm low on coffee this morning, but who said "Money may not buy love, but it can get you a set of twins on a hot September night."

Barry Diller? link>

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-09-20 08:39:17 AM

He's going spend Eternity Axeing himself why he couldn't keep the Old Spice in his life.

ms_lara_croft		2012-09-20 08:53:46 AM

Klein didn't have to hire investigators. Just stalk the guy on Facebook.

LeafyGreens		2012-09-20 09:32:18 AM

ms_lara_croft: Klein didn't have to hire investigators. Just stalk the guy on Facebook.

Or you just lay of trail of Tina baggies back to your house!

GungFu		2012-09-20 09:50:32 AM

PonceAlyosha: farkityfarker: Nick Gruber, 22, who until three months ago had been in a two-and-a-half-year relationship with Klein, 69

I realize they're both consenting adults, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I guess fame and fortune can get you anything.

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I'd stalk the shiat out of this.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Available.

imagonyx123		2012-09-20 10:02:39 AM

/that'll come out with a little club soda
//liar!

It's a Sunshine Day!		2012-09-20 10:12:24 AM

I never really thought about it before, but I guess gold diggers come in all varieties.

Good to know.

trippycrazy12		2012-09-20 10:23:12 AM

GungFu: PonceAlyosha: farkityfarker: Nick Gruber, 22, who until three months ago had been in a two-and-a-half-year relationship with Klein, 69

I realize they're both consenting adults, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I guess fame and fortune can get you anything.

[i646.photobucket.com image 425x563]

I'd stalk the shiat out of this.

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Available.

And I thought I was the only one who thought that.

eagles95		2012-09-20 01:21:35 PM

imagonyx123: [i116.photobucket.com image 320x240]

/that'll come out with a little club soda
//liar!

That made me lol!! Thanks

+1

artvandelay22		2012-09-20 02:38:31 PM

Sounds like something *takes off sunglasses* came between him and his Calvins.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

M Bison		2012-09-20 03:36:04 PM

flyinghouse99		2012-09-20 07:47:32 PM

What a sad old fool

ADHD Librarian		2012-09-20 09:14:05 PM

Sure hiring the investigator to follow them is a bad idea. But not as bad as what he did next.
4.bp.blogspot.com

You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're... smart, you've got wonderful bones, and you dress really interestingly.

rynthetyn		2012-09-20 10:45:07 PM

farkityfarker: Nick Gruber, 22, who until three months ago had been in a two-and-a-half-year relationship with Klein, 69

I realize they're both consenting adults, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I guess fame and fortune can get you anything.

For me, the biggest EWWWWWWWW besides the age difference is that Calvin Klein went out and found a boytoy who looks like his younger clone.

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