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(Toronto Sun)   Prosecuting attorney decides that teenage boy's tale of having sex with his teacher is credible because he knew she has breast implants. Yeah, because it's impossible to spot a set of fake boobs from a mile away   ( divider line
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2012-09-20 07:55:30 AM  
6 votes:
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FTFA: Now an 18-year-old university student, the witness testified the handful of make-out sessions with Gowans occurred while he was babysitting her children at her home.

If she was home, why would he be there babysitting her children?

Oh hello. You must be the babysitter. My, you are such a young and strong looking stud. I'll be you have a huge... responsibility towards children.

Yeah. I can be gentle and generous or I can be rough and overpowering. Where are the kids?

Oh, they're upstairs sleeping. They're very deep sleepers. Nothing that might happen will wake them.

So why do you need a babysitter? Do you have an appointment?

Oh no. I am just so behind on my nude Yoga, I need a big strong babysitter to be here just in case they wake up. I'm gonna start my session now. Do you wanna watch?

Well, yeah.

(Takes off clothes) I wanna tone this spot here and work on my butt. The first position is called "Moon on High"

Oh yeah.

And this is the "Meeting at the Y"

Sure. I can see that.

And this one is called "Fark Me Already, You Big Dumb Lummox."

Why do they call it that.... oh!

Bow bow chicca bow bow
2012-09-20 10:04:36 AM  
2 votes:

MycroftHolmes: I am amused by the smug 'I can always spot fake boobs' idiots. Since the majority of time, there is no way of knowing who has fake boobs, really, all these idiots are saying is 'I can spot obvious fake boobs and am too stupid to understand that not all boob jobs are obvious or extreme'.

No sh*t Sherlock.

Oops, sorry. You do resemble your brother a bit.
2012-09-20 08:13:58 AM  
2 votes:
There really has to be a session at every Teachers Conference called "Don't be a Dumbass"

Welcome teachers. This session is called "Don't Be a Dumbass". Fact: We are surrounded by sexually active teens who have very little moral obligation to stay with in the perceived norm. Many teachers will take advantage of that and it is wrong. I will repeat myself: It is wrong to take advantage of a teenager even though they acknowledge what they are doing and want to do it. But if you find yourself in such a situation, here are some basic rules so you won't be a dumbass.

Cell Phones - All communications should be personal and there should be no paper trail. Texts, Sexts and any phone calls can be recorded. There is a log of these communications that can be recovered by authorities. Do not call. Do not send nekkid pictures of yourself. If you're a hot female teacher and want to send nekkid photos, my e-mail is in my profile. No. Really.

Thinking that this relationship is real - You are farking a 15 year old. They aren't thinking past their next meal. When you think that it is 'true love' and your Junior Home Ec student is your one true partner in life and you tell them so, you're gonna scare them. They're gonna go to their parents. They are going to go to their friends. Next thing you know, you're doing the perp walk down at county. Fark 'em until they wise up and run off with another 17 year old.

The takeaway here is to not do it. But we're humans and we're animals. We do stupid things for stupid reasons. If you get caught in a trap, chew your leg off and move on. Don't send texts to the guy who's number is on the damn trap.

Teachers have a lot of crap on their plates. You can be good teachers, eat the crap and leave the cafeteria or you can be dumbasses and ask for seconds. The choice is yours. Me? I choose not to be a dumbass.

Our next session is "What's Really in the Jello. No Really"
2012-09-20 07:46:10 AM  
2 votes:

strangeguitar: Ok. I'm ready for another Boobies thread: BOLT ON EDITION!

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2012-09-20 07:25:58 AM  
2 votes:

Richard Saunders: //I'd shoot stupid lawyers

There's not enough ammo.
2012-09-20 05:16:29 AM  
2 votes:
If he has real intimate knowledge of her, he should be able to describe the appearance and grooming of her ladyparts... in detail... for all of us to hear.
2012-09-20 11:04:24 AM  
1 vote:
Once her son almost caught them while they were making out in the basement, but Gowans jumped off the teen and gathered up some Leggo pieces, court heard.

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2012-09-20 07:59:50 AM  
1 vote:
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No, looks totally normal.
2012-09-20 07:50:00 AM  
1 vote:

Babwa Wawa: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If the kid could identify the location of the scars, then it might be some evidence.

But then everybody I know who's had a boob job will whip them out for just about anyone.

That's another thing, most boob jobs are well done and low key but of course the owner has to make sure everyone in a mile radius sees them and touches them.
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