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(Toronto Sun)   Prosecuting attorney decides that teenage boy's tale of having sex with his teacher is credible because he knew she has breast implants. Yeah, because it's impossible to spot a set of fake boobs from a mile away   ( divider line
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9862 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2012 at 7:26 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-20 09:51:38 AM  
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2012-09-20 09:11:27 AM  
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Fake tits are like grabbing two plastic bottles of ketchup. Sigh. Look, ladies, there are some men (and a media culture) that values huge tits over everything else, but a blatantly obvious implant is far less attractive than the tits you were born with. There's a reason most guys are cool with "a handful." And why the fark are do so many girls throw subtlety out the window and get a pair of bolt-on titties that aren't proportional to the rest of their bodies? Are you so insecure that you'll go under the knife because one night some asshole in a bar made fun of your mosquito bites?

Most guys are into "the girl next door," not some comically endowed and bleached porn star (though we'll still fap to that).
2012-09-20 08:13:58 AM  
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There really has to be a session at every Teachers Conference called "Don't be a Dumbass"

Welcome teachers. This session is called "Don't Be a Dumbass". Fact: We are surrounded by sexually active teens who have very little moral obligation to stay with in the perceived norm. Many teachers will take advantage of that and it is wrong. I will repeat myself: It is wrong to take advantage of a teenager even though they acknowledge what they are doing and want to do it. But if you find yourself in such a situation, here are some basic rules so you won't be a dumbass.

Cell Phones - All communications should be personal and there should be no paper trail. Texts, Sexts and any phone calls can be recorded. There is a log of these communications that can be recovered by authorities. Do not call. Do not send nekkid pictures of yourself. If you're a hot female teacher and want to send nekkid photos, my e-mail is in my profile. No. Really.

Thinking that this relationship is real - You are farking a 15 year old. They aren't thinking past their next meal. When you think that it is 'true love' and your Junior Home Ec student is your one true partner in life and you tell them so, you're gonna scare them. They're gonna go to their parents. They are going to go to their friends. Next thing you know, you're doing the perp walk down at county. Fark 'em until they wise up and run off with another 17 year old.

The takeaway here is to not do it. But we're humans and we're animals. We do stupid things for stupid reasons. If you get caught in a trap, chew your leg off and move on. Don't send texts to the guy who's number is on the damn trap.

Teachers have a lot of crap on their plates. You can be good teachers, eat the crap and leave the cafeteria or you can be dumbasses and ask for seconds. The choice is yours. Me? I choose not to be a dumbass.

Our next session is "What's Really in the Jello. No Really"
2012-09-20 07:51:36 AM  
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Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: Even if she didn't sleep with him, she certainly didn't help her cause by texting him that often and having him be such a constant in her life. (jogging alone with him too, seriously?)

If this was a 43 year old male teacher doing this with a (then) 15 year old girl people would be sharpening the castration knives this very second.

Yea does this lady have friends? Someone should have noticed she was spending way too much time with this kid and said something to her

Like the hubby who was home when the kid was "baby sitting"? There is a festival of strange in this story.
2012-09-20 07:49:00 AM  
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Tat'dGreaser: She's pretty damn hot. And no subby, the majority of boob jobs are not the grotesquely large ones you see in porn so you wouldn't be able to tell that easily.

What the hell is with all these teachers banging students? You'd think they'd be more careful about it since we hear about a new one every week.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If the kid could identify the location of the scars, then it might be some evidence.

But then everybody I know who's had a boob job will whip them out for just about anyone.
2012-09-20 07:35:07 AM  
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miss diminutive: Olver noted there were 2,218 text messages and phone calls between the two in the last year of their friendship.

Breasts implants or no, that's a lot of texts between a student and a teacher.

I thought so too, except the article mentions he babysat for her, and mentored her kids, and helped with the hockey league. Not necessarily unreasonable given all the activities, though the involvement of this kid in her life...seems unreasonable. Even if a kid is the greatest thing since sliced bread, it seems inappropriate to have them doing so many different jobs for you that are so personally involved with family stuff. I could imagine innocent circumstances, where this was a kid with a huge crush, and a woman who either didn't notice, or who perhaps took advantage of the willingness to do anything like a puppy-love sick teen would do. Innocent criminally I mean, it's pretty farked up to use someone like that. And that's the best case scenario, assuming she wasn't molesting him.
2012-09-20 07:25:58 AM  
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Richard Saunders: //I'd shoot stupid lawyers

There's not enough ammo.
2012-09-20 07:03:43 AM  
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Olver noted there were 2,218 text messages and phone calls between the two in the last year of their friendship.

Breasts implants or no, that's a lot of texts between a student and a teacher.
2012-09-20 05:16:29 AM  
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If he has real intimate knowledge of her, he should be able to describe the appearance and grooming of her ladyparts... in detail... for all of us to hear.
2012-09-20 05:12:18 AM  
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FTFA: Now an 18-year-old university student, the witness testified the handful of make-out sessions with Gowans occurred while he was babysitting her children at her home.

If she was home, why would he be there babysitting her children?

Where were the children he was babysitting when he was having sex with her?
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