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(Toronto Sun)   Prosecuting attorney decides that teenage boy's tale of having sex with his teacher is credible because he knew she has breast implants. Yeah, because it's impossible to spot a set of fake boobs from a mile away   (torontosun.com) divider line 70
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2012-09-20 05:12:18 AM
FTFA: Now an 18-year-old university student, the witness testified the handful of make-out sessions with Gowans occurred while he was babysitting her children at her home.

If she was home, why would he be there babysitting her children?

Where were the children he was babysitting when he was having sex with her?
 
2012-09-20 05:16:29 AM
If he has real intimate knowledge of her, he should be able to describe the appearance and grooming of her ladyparts... in detail... for all of us to hear.
 
2012-09-20 05:43:48 AM
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2012-09-20 06:00:22 AM
...the teen manipulated his way into her life and then crossed the line.

Oh, good grief.

/It's a good thing I'm not a judge 
//I'd shoot stupid lawyers
 
2012-09-20 07:03:43 AM
Olver noted there were 2,218 text messages and phone calls between the two in the last year of their friendship.

Breasts implants or no, that's a lot of texts between a student and a teacher.
 
2012-09-20 07:25:58 AM

Richard Saunders: //I'd shoot stupid lawyers


There's not enough ammo.
 
2012-09-20 07:32:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Fark Me To Tears: If he has real intimate knowledge of her, he should be able to describe the appearance and grooming of her ladyparts... in detail... for all of us to hear.

He could also tell us if her anus is remarkable.



--snert
 
2012-09-20 07:35:07 AM

miss diminutive: Olver noted there were 2,218 text messages and phone calls between the two in the last year of their friendship.

Breasts implants or no, that's a lot of texts between a student and a teacher.


I thought so too, except the article mentions he babysat for her, and mentored her kids, and helped with the hockey league. Not necessarily unreasonable given all the activities, though the involvement of this kid in her life...seems unreasonable. Even if a kid is the greatest thing since sliced bread, it seems inappropriate to have them doing so many different jobs for you that are so personally involved with family stuff. I could imagine innocent circumstances, where this was a kid with a huge crush, and a woman who either didn't notice, or who perhaps took advantage of the willingness to do anything like a puppy-love sick teen would do. Innocent criminally I mean, it's pretty farked up to use someone like that. And that's the best case scenario, assuming she wasn't molesting him.
 
2012-09-20 07:36:53 AM
She's pretty damn hot. And no subby, the majority of boob jobs are not the grotesquely large ones you see in porn so you wouldn't be able to tell that easily.

What the hell is with all these teachers banging students? You'd think they'd be more careful about it since we hear about a new one every week.
 
2012-09-20 07:39:01 AM

Tat'dGreaser: She's pretty damn hot..


Just came to say this. That woman is gorgeous. Looks about 5 years younger than she is too.
 
2012-09-20 07:39:01 AM
Ok. I'm ready for another Boobies thread: BOLT ON EDITION!
 
2012-09-20 07:41:12 AM

Kiwimann: Just came to say this. That woman is gorgeous. Looks about 5 years younger than she is too.


Nothing hotter than bored gorgeous house wives......who are willing to bang teenagers........ :/
 
2012-09-20 07:42:53 AM

Lady Indica: miss diminutive: Olver noted there were 2,218 text messages and phone calls between the two in the last year of their friendship.

Breasts implants or no, that's a lot of texts between a student and a teacher.

I thought so too, except the article mentions he babysat for her, and mentored her kids, and helped with the hockey league. Not necessarily unreasonable given all the activities, though the involvement of this kid in her life...seems unreasonable. Even if a kid is the greatest thing since sliced bread, it seems inappropriate to have them doing so many different jobs for you that are so personally involved with family stuff. I could imagine innocent circumstances, where this was a kid with a huge crush, and a woman who either didn't notice, or who perhaps took advantage of the willingness to do anything like a puppy-love sick teen would do. Innocent criminally I mean, it's pretty farked up to use someone like that. And that's the best case scenario, assuming she wasn't molesting him.


Even if she didn't sleep with him, she certainly didn't help her cause by texting him that often and having him be such a constant in her life. (jogging alone with him too, seriously?)

If this was a 43 year old male teacher doing this with a (then) 15 year old girl people would be sharpening the castration knives this very second.
 
2012-09-20 07:46:10 AM

strangeguitar: Ok. I'm ready for another Boobies thread: BOLT ON EDITION!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-20 07:48:11 AM

miss diminutive: Even if she didn't sleep with him, she certainly didn't help her cause by texting him that often and having him be such a constant in her life. (jogging alone with him too, seriously?)

If this was a 43 year old male teacher doing this with a (then) 15 year old girl people would be sharpening the castration knives this very second.


Yea does this lady have friends? Someone should have noticed she was spending way too much time with this kid and said something to her
 
2012-09-20 07:49:00 AM

Tat'dGreaser: She's pretty damn hot. And no subby, the majority of boob jobs are not the grotesquely large ones you see in porn so you wouldn't be able to tell that easily.

What the hell is with all these teachers banging students? You'd think they'd be more careful about it since we hear about a new one every week.


Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If the kid could identify the location of the scars, then it might be some evidence.

But then everybody I know who's had a boob job will whip them out for just about anyone.
 
2012-09-20 07:50:00 AM

Babwa Wawa: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If the kid could identify the location of the scars, then it might be some evidence.

But then everybody I know who's had a boob job will whip them out for just about anyone.


That's another thing, most boob jobs are well done and low key but of course the owner has to make sure everyone in a mile radius sees them and touches them.
 
2012-09-20 07:51:01 AM

miss diminutive: Lady Indica: miss diminutive: Olver noted there were 2,218 text messages and phone calls between the two in the last year of their friendship.

Breasts implants or no, that's a lot of texts between a student and a teacher.

I thought so too, except the article mentions he babysat for her, and mentored her kids, and helped with the hockey league. Not necessarily unreasonable given all the activities, though the involvement of this kid in her life...seems unreasonable. Even if a kid is the greatest thing since sliced bread, it seems inappropriate to have them doing so many different jobs for you that are so personally involved with family stuff. I could imagine innocent circumstances, where this was a kid with a huge crush, and a woman who either didn't notice, or who perhaps took advantage of the willingness to do anything like a puppy-love sick teen would do. Innocent criminally I mean, it's pretty farked up to use someone like that. And that's the best case scenario, assuming she wasn't molesting him.

Even if she didn't sleep with him, she certainly didn't help her cause by texting him that often and having him be such a constant in her life. (jogging alone with him too, seriously?)

If this was a 43 year old male teacher doing this with a (then) 15 year old girl people would be sharpening

cleaning the castration knives this very second.

FTFY
 
2012-09-20 07:51:36 AM

Tat'dGreaser: miss diminutive: Even if she didn't sleep with him, she certainly didn't help her cause by texting him that often and having him be such a constant in her life. (jogging alone with him too, seriously?)

If this was a 43 year old male teacher doing this with a (then) 15 year old girl people would be sharpening the castration knives this very second.

Yea does this lady have friends? Someone should have noticed she was spending way too much time with this kid and said something to her


Like the hubby who was home when the kid was "baby sitting"? There is a festival of strange in this story.
 
2012-09-20 07:51:47 AM

miss diminutive: If this was a 43 year old male teacher doing this with a (then) 15 year old girl people would be sharpening the castration knives this very second.


I don't really see how the two events can be compared.

/s
 
2012-09-20 07:54:04 AM

sno man: Like the hubby who was home when the kid was "baby sitting"? There is a festival of strange in this story.


Well if the husband was doing his job we wouldn't be talking about this now but there has to be other people in her life.
 
2012-09-20 07:55:30 AM
Fark Me To Tears
FTFA: Now an 18-year-old university student, the witness testified the handful of make-out sessions with Gowans occurred while he was babysitting her children at her home.

If she was home, why would he be there babysitting her children?


Oh hello. You must be the babysitter. My, you are such a young and strong looking stud. I'll be you have a huge... responsibility towards children.

Yeah. I can be gentle and generous or I can be rough and overpowering. Where are the kids?

Oh, they're upstairs sleeping. They're very deep sleepers. Nothing that might happen will wake them.

So why do you need a babysitter? Do you have an appointment?

Oh no. I am just so behind on my nude Yoga, I need a big strong babysitter to be here just in case they wake up. I'm gonna start my session now. Do you wanna watch?

Well, yeah.

(Takes off clothes) I wanna tone this spot here and work on my butt. The first position is called "Moon on High"

Oh yeah.

And this is the "Meeting at the Y"

Sure. I can see that.

And this one is called "Fark Me Already, You Big Dumb Lummox."

Why do they call it that.... oh!

Bow bow chicca bow bow
 
2012-09-20 07:59:50 AM
media.heavy.com

No, looks totally normal.
 
2012-09-20 08:04:58 AM
Throw her under the jail. I for one am tired of hot women like her sharing such a precious gift with sniveling, tattling little ingrates such as this one. Ingrates who thank them with sex offender status, legal bills, prison terms and FARK mockery. If they stuck with men closer to their own age, there'd be more for the rest of us.

/snark
 
2012-09-20 08:09:55 AM
Yeah! Bad Boob Job thread.

Keep em safe for work.

themockdock.com

This one's right on the edge, so don't go past that without a link.
 
2012-09-20 08:11:37 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yeah! Bad Boob Job thread.

Keep em safe for work.

[themockdock.com image 424x580]

This one's right on the edge, so don't go past that without a link.


It's weird how the first thing I noticed is she has no hips. I'm not talking about "curves" I'm talking about how it's like she has no hip bones.
 
2012-09-20 08:13:58 AM
There really has to be a session at every Teachers Conference called "Don't be a Dumbass"

Welcome teachers. This session is called "Don't Be a Dumbass". Fact: We are surrounded by sexually active teens who have very little moral obligation to stay with in the perceived norm. Many teachers will take advantage of that and it is wrong. I will repeat myself: It is wrong to take advantage of a teenager even though they acknowledge what they are doing and want to do it. But if you find yourself in such a situation, here are some basic rules so you won't be a dumbass.

Cell Phones - All communications should be personal and there should be no paper trail. Texts, Sexts and any phone calls can be recorded. There is a log of these communications that can be recovered by authorities. Do not call. Do not send nekkid pictures of yourself. If you're a hot female teacher and want to send nekkid photos, my e-mail is in my profile. No. Really.

Thinking that this relationship is real - You are farking a 15 year old. They aren't thinking past their next meal. When you think that it is 'true love' and your Junior Home Ec student is your one true partner in life and you tell them so, you're gonna scare them. They're gonna go to their parents. They are going to go to their friends. Next thing you know, you're doing the perp walk down at county. Fark 'em until they wise up and run off with another 17 year old.

The takeaway here is to not do it. But we're humans and we're animals. We do stupid things for stupid reasons. If you get caught in a trap, chew your leg off and move on. Don't send texts to the guy who's number is on the damn trap.

Teachers have a lot of crap on their plates. You can be good teachers, eat the crap and leave the cafeteria or you can be dumbasses and ask for seconds. The choice is yours. Me? I choose not to be a dumbass.

Our next session is "What's Really in the Jello. No Really"
 
2012-09-20 08:16:53 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yeah! Bad Boob Job thread.

Keep em safe for work.

[themockdock.com image 424x580]

This one's right on the edge, so don't go past that without a link.

It's weird how the first thing I noticed is she has no hips. I'm not talking about "curves" I'm talking about how it's like she has no hip bones.


Post-op tranny?
 
2012-09-20 08:28:54 AM
They spell Lego with two G's in Canada?
 
2012-09-20 08:31:04 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Babwa Wawa: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If the kid could identify the location of the scars, then it might be some evidence.

But then everybody I know who's had a boob job will whip them out for just about anyone.

That's another thing, most boob jobs are well done and low key but of course the owner has to make sure everyone in a mile radius sees them and touches them.


True, they love showing them off.
 
2012-09-20 08:31:21 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yeah! Bad Boob Job thread.

Keep em safe for work.

[themockdock.com image 424x580]

This one's right on the edge, so don't go past that without a link.

It's weird how the first thing I noticed is she has no hips. I'm not talking about "curves" I'm talking about how it's like she has no hip bones.


Looks like she has high hip bones. Her hands are covering them.
Kate Upton actually has the same type of hips. Seems no one's looking down that far on her.

kate-book.com
 
2012-09-20 08:40:26 AM
What a dick!
 
2012-09-20 08:53:01 AM
you'd hit it and you know it.
 
2012-09-20 08:53:46 AM
i.imgur.com

this time with linky goodness.
 
2012-09-20 09:06:30 AM

Lady Indica: miss diminutive: Olver noted there were 2,218 text messages and phone calls between the two in the last year of their friendship.

Breasts implants or no, that's a lot of texts between a student and a teacher.

I thought so too, except the article mentions he babysat for her, and mentored her kids, and helped with the hockey league. Not necessarily unreasonable given all the activities, though the involvement of this kid in her life...seems unreasonable. Even if a kid is the greatest thing since sliced bread, it seems inappropriate to have them doing so many different jobs for you that are so personally involved with family stuff. I could imagine innocent circumstances, where this was a kid with a huge crush, and a woman who either didn't notice, or who perhaps took advantage of the willingness to do anything like a puppy-love sick teen would do. Innocent criminally I mean, it's pretty farked up to use someone like that. And that's the best case scenario, assuming she wasn't molesting him.


Toronto-area FARKer here, and yeah, pretty much this.

At some point you might think a husband / female friend / colleague would say "Um... aren't you spending WAY too much time with this kid?" While it is truly a 'he said / she said' case, there is far too much 'smoke' around this. I like how at one point in her testimony about when the kid makes the supposed 'grab' or 'romantic advance' that she is all shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that teenage boy / student whom you spend an inappropriate amount of time with somehow -- Inconcievably!-- thought /desperately hoped there might be 'more' going on.

She deserves to be guilty on sheer cluelessness and frankly reckless behaviour.
 
2012-09-20 09:11:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yeah! Bad Boob Job thread.

Keep em safe for work. eyebleach


us.acidcow.com
 
2012-09-20 09:11:27 AM
Fake tits are like grabbing two plastic bottles of ketchup. Sigh. Look, ladies, there are some men (and a media culture) that values huge tits over everything else, but a blatantly obvious implant is far less attractive than the tits you were born with. There's a reason most guys are cool with "a handful." And why the fark are do so many girls throw subtlety out the window and get a pair of bolt-on titties that aren't proportional to the rest of their bodies? Are you so insecure that you'll go under the knife because one night some asshole in a bar made fun of your mosquito bites?

Most guys are into "the girl next door," not some comically endowed and bleached porn star (though we'll still fap to that).
 
2012-09-20 09:30:53 AM
Her eyebrows are too sharp.
 
2012-09-20 09:36:09 AM
she would be hot if it weren't for the fake boobs.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-20 09:37:35 AM

Richard Saunders: ...the teen manipulated his way into her life and then crossed the line.

Oh, good grief.

/It's a good thing too bad I'm not a judge 
//I'd shoot stupid lawyers

 

FTFY
 
2012-09-20 09:50:34 AM
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//p.s.: No fat chicks. Nobody cares if your boobs are real, and you probably have triple-E's anyways even without implants.
 
2012-09-20 09:51:38 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-20 10:02:16 AM
I am amused by the smug 'I can always spot fake boobs' idiots. Since the majority of time, there is no way of knowing who has fake boobs, really, all these idiots are saying is 'I can spot obvious fake boobs and am too stupid to understand that not all boob jobs are obvious or extreme'.
 
2012-09-20 10:02:47 AM
Bookmark, on the off-chance the Friday boobies thread will be early this week.

/ hope against hope
 
2012-09-20 10:04:36 AM

MycroftHolmes: I am amused by the smug 'I can always spot fake boobs' idiots. Since the majority of time, there is no way of knowing who has fake boobs, really, all these idiots are saying is 'I can spot obvious fake boobs and am too stupid to understand that not all boob jobs are obvious or extreme'.


No sh*t Sherlock.

Oops, sorry. You do resemble your brother a bit.
 
2012-09-20 10:05:46 AM
He should have mentioned the ruby-studded clit ring and the "Insert Here" tat on her mons. That would have been even more credible.
 
2012-09-20 10:10:53 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MycroftHolmes: I am amused by the smug 'I can always spot fake boobs' idiots. Since the majority of time, there is no way of knowing who has fake boobs, really, all these idiots are saying is 'I can spot obvious fake boobs and am too stupid to understand that not all boob jobs are obvious or extreme'.

No sh*t Sherlock.

Oops, sorry. You do resemble your brother a bit.


I am supposed to resemble a multi-ton computer.
 
2012-09-20 10:22:07 AM
subby sounds like a jealous chick who can't afford her own boob job
 
2012-09-20 10:39:24 AM

MycroftHolmes: I am amused by the smug 'I can always spot fake boobs' idiots. Since the majority of time, there is no way of knowing who has fake boobs, really, all these idiots are saying is 'I can spot obvious fake boobs and am too stupid to understand that not all boob jobs are obvious or extreme'.


It depends on the boobs in question. Many women, like my niece, get boob jobs were the implant is inserted in such a way as to make the real boobs stand out better. This method leaves natural looking boobs, but it isn't really a good option if the woman wants to go up a cup size or so. Many women choose a boob size which is disproportionally large for her frame and general build. One of the most popular shapes of implants is not natural and the result just screams fake. Also, a woman's naturally larger breasts have a bit of a bounce to them when she walks. This is sometime missing in the fakes. So it is possible to spot fake boobs without having touched them. Still I wouldn't make an assumption based on a clothed woman's appearance.
 
2012-09-20 11:04:24 AM
Once her son almost caught them while they were making out in the basement, but Gowans jumped off the teen and gathered up some Leggo pieces, court heard.

www.thebricktestament.com
 
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