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2012-09-20 12:23:57 PM
Stupid headline, refuse to watch.
 
2012-09-20 12:30:21 PM
Not sure who DMX is... but he talks and acts like a meth addict.
 
2012-09-20 12:33:32 PM
That is actually pretty fascinating to watch. That dude really does not use technology. A Luddite in the flesh! He is absolutely flummoxed by a cursor ("It changes to a hand, then an arrow... then a line... it's too confusing!")

Not really hurting his career though, is it?
 
2012-09-20 12:39:39 PM
no child left behind, thanks teddy
 
2012-09-20 12:50:51 PM
You have to be able to read to use a computer. That's his problem...
 
2012-09-20 12:54:58 PM
I'm actually surprised that his speaking voice sounds pretty close to his "rapping/talking/yelling" voice. It's really a pretty unfortunate voice to have.
 
2012-09-20 12:58:27 PM

Scopa: Not sure who DMX is... but he talks and acts like a meth addict.


Yeah, I was about to say... Looks like he might have been paying a visit to the snow fields, to me.

Oh, in case you're wondering about the "up in here", this might (pops) go a long way to explain. One of my favorite examples of the style, actually. 01:31 to 01:54 has some of the best lines IMO. "You wack, you twisted, you girl's a ho, you broke, the kid ain't yours and everybody knows / You're old man says you're stupid, you be like 'SO! I love my baby mama, I never let her go!'"

Oh yeah, caution: Naughty words may be NSFW.
 
2012-09-20 01:14:13 PM

what a googol might look like.

10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

or 10100 if you like...

 
2012-09-20 01:24:20 PM

Scopa: Not sure who DMX is... but he talks and acts like a meth addict.


Seriously?

Anywho.... I like that in Exit Wounds... he plays a computer expert
 
2012-09-20 01:33:44 PM

PressPlayOnTape: That is actually pretty fascinating to watch. That dude really does not use technology. A Luddite in the flesh! He is absolutely flummoxed by a cursor ("It changes to a hand, then an arrow... then a line... it's too confusing!")

Not really hurting his career though, is it?


Highly doubtful and why would DMX sit around using a computer? Not really what I would expect of him.
 
2012-09-20 01:34:56 PM
main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-09-20 01:46:59 PM
DMX forgot to take his Adderall this morning.
 
2012-09-20 01:51:27 PM

MyNameIsMofuga: DMX forgot to take his Adderall this morning.


But he DID seem to take just about every other drug in the cabinet...
 
2012-09-20 02:02:54 PM
Did he figure out that his name means Digital Multiplexing?
 
2012-09-20 02:07:15 PM

ddelorm: Did he figure out that his name means Digital Multiplexing?


This post gave me a nerd smile.
 
2012-09-20 02:26:20 PM
As soon as he finds out about internet porn then a cursor changing on the screen won't be that confusing to him.
 
2012-09-20 02:44:56 PM

Perlin Noise: ddelorm: Did he figure out that his name means Digital Multiplexing?

This post gave me a nerd smile.


Nothing is obscure on FARK!
 
2012-09-20 03:15:13 PM
Really? I am the first to say it?

Cocaine's a hell of drug!


/he's on coke, messing with his nose, sniffing, rapid talking, etc. etc.
 
2012-09-20 06:10:37 PM
The video is racist, setting out to prove how stupid black people are. tsk, tsk.
 
2012-09-20 06:39:17 PM
To be fair, using an unfamiliar laptop is an infuriating and confusing experience.

//WHY IS THE KEYBOARD IN RUSSIAN NOW? WHAT DID I DO?
 
2012-09-20 07:21:23 PM
Well, Google WAS coined by a little kid.
 
2012-09-20 08:52:47 PM

ddelorm: Perlin Noise: ddelorm: Did he figure out that his name means Digital Multiplexing?

This post gave me a nerd smile.

Nothing is obscure on FARK!


But it might be obscure as far as DMX is concerned?
 
2012-09-20 10:02:52 PM
There are different kinds of smart. DMX is quite smart and very talented.
 
2012-09-20 10:56:24 PM
COCAINE!!!
 
2012-09-20 11:09:18 PM
ONE TWO! meet me outside
Link
 
2012-09-21 12:23:44 AM
yall gon' make me do some lines, up in here, up in here.
 
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