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(Above Top Secret)   Iranian cleric chastises woman for being "badly covered", ends up being thoroughly covered in Whupass   (abovetopsecret.com) divider line 88
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2012-09-20 12:23:43 AM  
i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-20 12:35:13 AM  
So when's her execution?
 
2012-09-20 12:37:51 AM  
She was right. He shouldn't have been ogling her, and that's according to Mooslim rools.
 
2012-09-20 12:39:16 AM  
:D
 
2012-09-20 12:46:23 AM  
What would a hot Iranian chick look like?
 
2012-09-20 03:39:33 AM  
If he wasn't harrassing her he wouldn't have been kicked now would he?
STFU "Morality" enforcers, all of you.
 
2012-09-20 07:02:23 AM  
When he comes to, we should drop this cleric in a US city for a few days...maybe Philadelphia. Just to see if he lasts the day or not.
 
2012-09-20 09:18:05 AM  
Neat story, but linking to an Above Top Secret forum post?
 
2012-09-20 09:18:18 AM  
That whore! Did she even consider that he might accidentally get a boner? He probably popped one while she was beating him.
 
2012-09-20 09:18:35 AM  

dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?


www.wallpaperez.org

Let me just say that a GIS search for Ms. Catherine Bell would not be a waste of your time.


/Yes, I know what the S stands for in GIS.
 
2012-09-20 09:19:54 AM  
What would a Persian beauty look like? There are plenty of them, angular and exotic. Terrific lookers.
 
2012-09-20 09:20:40 AM  
Hey, women are not reasonable for men not being able to control their wiener. Whatta surprise.

Whoever this woman is, I want to buy her a drink.
 
2012-09-20 09:23:02 AM  

Ambivalence: So when's her execution?


THIS

The cleric was probably relaying that story to some sort of court in an effort to get that gal stoned to death for being a lascivious whore.
 
2012-09-20 09:25:34 AM  

KiplingKat872: Hey, women are not reasonable responsible for men not being able to control their wiener. Whatta surprise.


FTFM.

/Damn autocorrect.
 
2012-09-20 09:26:22 AM  
Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he encountered the woman in the street while on his way to the mosque in the town of Shahmirzad, and asked her to cover herself up, to which she replied "you, cover your eyes," according to Mehr. The cleric repeated his warning, which he said prompted her to insult and push him.

"I fell on my back on the floor," Beheshti said in the report. "I don't know what happened after that, all I could feel was the kicks of this woman who was insulting me and attacking me."


Wow, that's like when chauvinism and stone-age cretin-ness comes full circle, he doesn't even feel shame about being beat up by a chick, by being such a crybaby douche about it he is acting like a the woman bested her equal in a fight.
 
2012-09-20 09:26:40 AM  
Above Top Secret? Are they letting Loughner Fark from jail?
 
2012-09-20 09:28:29 AM  
This guy got what was coming to him. Unless that person is your minor child no one has any place telling someone else how to dress.

Sad thing is if they find her they will probably stone her to death or something.
 
2012-09-20 09:28:46 AM  
i48.tinypic.com

A pretty great movie.
 
2012-09-20 09:35:32 AM  
"Above Top Secret"? Oh, for fark's sake.
 
2012-09-20 09:35:54 AM  
1. awesome

2. slightly offtopic and this article is actually a counterexample but for all you men who are having trouble understanding women this video is enlightening:

female hypoagency
 
2012-09-20 09:36:03 AM  

dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-20 09:40:44 AM  

unitednihilists: dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?

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Freddie was from Zanzibar.
 
2012-09-20 09:43:01 AM  
She's gonna die horribly.
 
2012-09-20 09:43:51 AM  

bill4935: dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?

[www.wallpaperez.org image 180x135]

Let me just say that a GIS search for Ms. Catherine Bell would not be a waste of your time.


/Yes, I know what the S stands for in GIS.


Didn't know she was Iranian.
 
2012-09-20 09:48:47 AM  

unitednihilists: dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?

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LMFAO

Well done, well done.
 
2012-09-20 09:49:44 AM  

dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?


itsallmaya.com
 
2012-09-20 09:53:26 AM  
Lady, I wouldn't bother with any long term purchases if I were you. The creaky fridge will last the rest of *your* lifetime...
 
2012-09-20 09:54:24 AM  
I guess someone has to say it:

Knocking someone to the ground and beating them is probably not a reasonable and acceptable response to a request to dress differently.

/But to years of systematic abuse and forced submission? Why, of course.
 
2012-09-20 09:58:05 AM  
Tearing this farker's eyes out would solve the problem permanently.
 
2012-09-20 10:00:42 AM  
So when is the Taliban style acid attack scheduled?
 
2012-09-20 10:01:43 AM  
If some Christian preacher in this country tried the same thing, angrily telling a woman she's showing too much and should cover up, he might get a similar reaction. While both the Christian Bible and Koran say that women should be modest, neither of them say how much is showing too much.
 
2012-09-20 10:03:51 AM  
You know, I'm sensing a lot of pent-up hostility in this thread. Maybe everyone needs to take a few calming, cleansing breathes or assault an embassy or something.
 
2012-09-20 10:08:44 AM  
It is the responsibility of the women of Islam to police Islam.

Once they get riled up, and it apparently takes a LOT, there will be payback.
 
2012-09-20 10:10:23 AM  
Original source: Newsmax.

not sure I believe this story now.
 
2012-09-20 10:13:33 AM  
Headline tomorrow.

"Iranian Woman stoned to death for touching a cleric. All Glory to the prophet."
 
2012-09-20 10:14:59 AM  

dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?


Exhibit A:
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-20 10:15:47 AM  

TheBigJerk: Original source: Newsmax.

not sure I believe this story now.


An example to believers what it would be like if they were really trying to oppress women I suspect.
 
2012-09-20 10:17:53 AM  
Thats awesome. Too bad she's dead now.
 
2012-09-20 10:17:55 AM  

dj_bigbird: What would a hot Iranian chick look like?


Most of them are as fugly as a Mississippi skank. But when they look good, they look damned good.
 
2012-09-20 10:19:01 AM  
But...why ATS?
 
2012-09-20 10:22:19 AM  

Ambivalence: So when's her execution?


Done in two.

Good on her for smacking a cleric down, though.
 
2012-09-20 10:24:59 AM  
So, women are crazy everywhere. That's news to whom, exactly?
 
2012-09-20 10:25:11 AM  
WTF is that stupid-ass site site subby?
Here's a link from a non-retarded forum.
 
2012-09-20 10:26:02 AM  

Ambivalence: So when's her execution?


Done in two
 
2012-09-20 10:28:33 AM  
Good on her, I hope she survives. Someone in the article (or Weeners or two) wondered if the cleric will have learned what it's like... No. He will have learned nothing. You cannot reason (or beat) someone out of a position they haven't reasoned themselves into.
 
2012-09-20 10:29:51 AM  
Heh, filterpwned.
 
2012-09-20 10:33:18 AM  
I hope this is a continuing trend of the Iranian citizenry fighting back their system.

Maybe that way the US politicians can stop threatening to bomb them.
 
2012-09-20 10:35:51 AM  
Funny thing is, he wont be able to identify the woman who attacked him.

Burkad.
 
2012-09-20 10:38:24 AM  
Yeah, this is the only solution to muslim fundamentalism -- people in the muslim countries need to stand up and cause a reformation from within. We went through the same thing a few hundred years ago, and the fight continues.

Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan have actually all had periods of relative modern freedoms in the recent past but of course have had major backslides. There has to be significant population (probably majority) who actually want those freedoms (back).

I really admire those who are willing to fight / die for such reform. Our freedoms all rest on the lives of those who did this for us in the past.
 
2012-09-20 10:44:30 AM  
When I was studying in Germany, years ago, I had blonde hair down to my ass, and the middle eastern/Persian types were all over me. One Iranian begged me to marry him, and would hold my hair back while I was eating, lest the precious golden stuff should get in the way. I was about 5'9" of solid, kick-yer-ass muscle, and he was maybe 5'5". Treated me like I was a porcelain doll.

I shudder to think what my life would have been like if I'd married him based on how he treated me then. I wasn't that stupid, though, even though I was young and naive.
 
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