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(Daily Star)   Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 42
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2012-09-19 10:32:33 PM
17 votes:
So... he's a dude.
2012-09-19 10:31:47 PM
8 votes:
YOu're about 15 years to late to sell that story hon.
2012-09-19 10:46:49 PM
6 votes:
This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.
2012-09-19 11:14:55 PM
5 votes:
Two words: budget surplus.

I think he deserved that three way.
2012-09-20 12:44:53 AM
4 votes:
That's not going to make him less popular, Monica.
2012-09-19 10:39:08 PM
4 votes:
Election cancelled. Mitt Romney automatically president.
HBK
2012-09-20 03:29:17 AM
3 votes:
I really feel sorry for Monica. How bad must it suck to have peaked in your early 20s because you sucked a dick? It was probably hard for her to find a job or be taken seriously after that. She's probably constantly self-conscious about her interactions- does this person actually care about me, or does he want to bag the broad that blew the president; does this company want me to work here, or will I be some sort of inside joke?

While keeping a jizz laden dress made me think she was scheming for blackmail or notoriety at the time, most of us did really stupid stuff in undergrad. Her life may have been much better had Clinton's infidelity never come to light. I think it really may have ruined her life.
2012-09-20 01:41:07 AM
3 votes:
Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!
2012-09-20 01:28:06 AM
3 votes:
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That's right ladies... it's like a baguette!
2012-09-20 12:59:30 AM
3 votes:
Obligatory: 

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2012-09-19 11:26:46 PM
3 votes:
Some Presidents are rapid Alpha Males? My god! How can we live at this speed.

199-whenever. What a stupid f*cking year.

"How cans mys daughters be watching the teevee news with all this blowjob stuff!?"

Nation of f*cking children.
2012-09-20 02:57:05 AM
2 votes:
try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.
2012-09-20 01:30:32 AM
2 votes:
2 weeks ago, I'd wondered when Monica Lewinsky would be opening her yap in public again because of all the news Bill is getting again.

/that is all.
2012-09-20 01:20:33 AM
2 votes:
Can't imagine what Romney is into..

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2012-09-20 01:05:48 AM
2 votes:
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2012-09-20 12:54:41 AM
2 votes:
Somebody paid her to talk again.
2012-09-20 12:20:06 AM
2 votes:
Bill Clinton wanted a three way. I guess after running a surplus in a time of relative peace, one does tend to have a bit more free time.
2012-09-20 12:17:46 AM
2 votes:
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"Even if that were true-and I'm not saying it is-would y'all really care?"
2012-09-19 10:50:43 PM
2 votes:
Don't most men?
2012-09-19 10:44:18 PM
2 votes:
Sorry you lost the job at the 711. I'm sure Sonic is hiring.
2012-09-19 10:29:57 PM
2 votes:
Well, to be fair, she does equal two people herself...
2012-09-20 06:53:36 AM
1 votes:
Bill was married to Hillary. that's a free pass to use your penis at will.
2012-09-20 01:44:56 AM
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!


Every man needs the opportunity to disappoint 2 women instead of just one.
2012-09-20 01:43:36 AM
1 votes:

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.


All the good bits will be on blogs a week before the book comes out, a handful of right wing pundits will pretend to freakout all over again, and everything will be forgotten again after 4 days. In an era where you can become famous for having a sex tape, hearing that Bill Clinton likes to fark is not nearly as salacious as it once was.

Monica Lewinsky would probably gain more relevance if she did a Hustler shoot with a grey haired porn star, reenacting everything that she and Clinton did.
2012-09-20 01:31:05 AM
1 votes:
TEMPTED TO WED FILTHY RICH BLOKE
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My ugly boyfriend has only one thing going for him - he's rich.
He's not charming or much cop in bed. He farts in public, picks his nose and treats other people like rubbish.
Then there's the sex. He's about as gentle and caring as a rhino.
His idea of foreplay involves grabbing my boobs, pulling my pants down and growling: "How do you fancy a bit of this?" I've never had an orgasm with him and don't know how I stop myself from gagging.
Two months ago he asked me to marry him.
Not in any kind of romantic way you understand. He simply texted me: "If you wanna get hitched, give my secretary a date."
Whoever said that the age of romance was dead?
I haven't even got a ring yet. He says that he'll "get round to it" when a mate who owes him a favour gets back from Eastern Europe.
I suppose, if we married, that I could always take a couple of lovers on the side. With all my new wealth, I could have a toyboy or two on tap.
Rich women do, don't they?
His lovemaking skills may be crap, but his bank account is certainly bulging and he has more money than he can ever spend.
2012-09-20 01:25:38 AM
1 votes:
You mean to tell me THIS is all the Republicans had up their sleeve when they said there was going to be a big October Surprise?

// massive fail
2012-09-20 01:21:06 AM
1 votes:

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2012-09-20 01:18:06 AM
1 votes:
Babes!

Click for tits!
2012-09-20 01:07:50 AM
1 votes:
So?
2012-09-20 01:05:49 AM
1 votes:
SECRET SEX ADDICT CAN'T RESIST HIM
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I'M hooked on secret sex with my married lover.
I'm a successful, attractive woman and I know that I should be strong enough to say no to him.
But he only has to text me the word "come" and I'm in my car speeding to our favourite hotel.
The sex with him is just so damn hot. We're really into sex toys and bondage. I know there's no future in it because he's told me he'll never leave his wife, but no-one else compares. I've tried ignoring his texts but I can't.
I've been out on dates with younger, fitter guys, but they've all bored me.
Every day I tell myself that I have to get a grip and dump him but I'm too weak.
I know that when I'm naked and I'm in his arms, I'll enjoy the best orgasms ever.
I've been around the block a few times and I've had other lovers... I know what's what.
2012-09-20 01:04:57 AM
1 votes:
In totally unrelated news, Bill Clinton has a penis, and a pulse.
2012-09-20 01:03:09 AM
1 votes:

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.


I've only read one book by a former mistress, but it was a doozy - quite a game-changer in the JFK narrative, if you believe any of it:
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Came out last year, but don't think it's been widely read.
2012-09-20 12:59:53 AM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure every guy floats that idea to see if he'll get a nibble.
2012-09-20 12:58:15 AM
1 votes:
HE'S SEX MAD
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MY new boyfriend is only interested in one thing - sex.

I fancied him for ages before he finally asked me out. I lusted after him in pubs and sometimes followed him home from work.

I let it be known (through my mates and his) that I'd be willing to do anything to keep him happy.

Now that we're a couple, it's all a bit of a disappointment because this guy is completely one dimensional.

He rings me about three times a day at work but all he wants to do is talk dirty.

I have to leave my desk, go out into the car park and say the most disgusting things to keep him satisfied. If I try to tell him about my work or my problems or family, he simply switches off.
We never go anywhere as a couple. He won't make plans or tell me anything about his life.
We've only been together for three months but we're already in a sex rut.
He comes over every night (sometimes after he's been to the pub with his brother).
I'm lucky if he brings a kebab or some chips with him.
2012-09-20 12:40:35 AM
1 votes:

Bhasayate: Wanted?


I came to infer that he got plenty of three-way sex.
2012-09-20 12:22:34 AM
1 votes:
Probably with her and Al Gore.
2012-09-20 12:16:35 AM
1 votes:
Okay, so I'm president of the united states, and I'm getting sex from an intern on the side. I don't think it's going to take me long to think, "Hell, I could probably get a 3-way. I'm the god damned president!"

Once you make that leap from faithful husband to cheating with a much younger girl, I'm not considering much else much of a surprise here.
2012-09-20 12:06:27 AM
1 votes:
If I'm elected President, i'm gonna be chasing tail all the time. I'll bang chicks in every room of the White House. shiat, I'll nail two co-eds in the Situation Room. How hot would that be?
2012-09-19 11:07:54 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: Don't most men?


You mean all? And women?
2012-09-19 11:02:24 PM
1 votes:

Wanebo: FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.

Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.


I think it will fade to obscurity almost immediately. Nobody cares anymore, we've found new problems and Lewinski was not hot enough to keep anyone's attention. Clinton's old, almost three terms removed from office. It may end up as a giveaway for a WND subscription or whatever, but that's about it.
2012-09-19 10:57:11 PM
1 votes:
cache.gawker.com
2012-09-19 10:32:29 PM
1 votes:
So, he didn't like you that much then?
 
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