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(Daily Star)   Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 147
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2012-09-20 02:43:32 AM

SquiggsIN: jeanwearinfool: SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!

I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.

Then I highly recommend an open relationship :D


It goes great with open face sammiches.
 
2012-09-20 02:49:11 AM
Milk it!

Milk it for all you're worth, chick, but you'll never reach the celestial heights of suck luminaries as Courtney love and Paris Hilton.

Well, for what it's worth, the whole ugly affair will supplement your income until you reach retirement age.
 
2012-09-20 02:54:08 AM

BuckTurgidson: TEMPTED TO WED FILTHY RICH BLOKE


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Yes, yes, let the class envy flow though you!
 
2012-09-20 02:57:05 AM
try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.
 
2012-09-20 02:57:16 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, what, Monica was going to be used like a Muppet by Hillary, while Sick Willie stood over them and deposited a wad of bills on whoever was closest?


I would pay good money to see that.
 
2012-09-20 03:06:10 AM

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!


Um yeah. Rtft and get off the cross, sheesh.

3 ways- if you're all consenting and secure adults who lay out rules and boundaries ahead of time - even if spontaneous is sexy - and are adult/secure enough to deal w feelings esp if 2 of 3 are in a relationship, you're all friends, etc... and play safe... then odds of it being awesome are ramped up significantly


As for tfa, yeah, big surprise.
 
2012-09-20 03:08:03 AM

Ambivalence: YOu're about 15 years to late to sell that story hon.


This.
 
2012-09-20 03:09:59 AM
Subby:Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex

Have to agree with everyone else , who doesn't, and yea why now although that's boring but I'll bet her back account isn't.
 
HBK
2012-09-20 03:16:34 AM

davidphogan: Wanebo: She's going to have to get more specific then that.

FFM
MFM
MMM
MdonkeyF
FelkM
WombatFF
MLemurF

It is Bill after all.

MgoreF? Tell me that man wouldn't Gore some Bush.


I imagine he would have put it in her lockbox.
 
2012-09-20 03:21:34 AM

L.D. Ablo: Obligatory: 


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-20 03:23:45 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-20 03:25:33 AM

boozehat: try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.


Also, don't inadvertently give her the name of her friend that you banged in the coat room at your wedding reception.
 
HBK
2012-09-20 03:29:17 AM
I really feel sorry for Monica. How bad must it suck to have peaked in your early 20s because you sucked a dick? It was probably hard for her to find a job or be taken seriously after that. She's probably constantly self-conscious about her interactions- does this person actually care about me, or does he want to bag the broad that blew the president; does this company want me to work here, or will I be some sort of inside joke?

While keeping a jizz laden dress made me think she was scheming for blackmail or notoriety at the time, most of us did really stupid stuff in undergrad. Her life may have been much better had Clinton's infidelity never come to light. I think it really may have ruined her life.
 
2012-09-20 03:29:46 AM
Huh, somebody can't pay the rent.
 
2012-09-20 03:37:50 AM

HBK: I really feel sorry for Monica. How bad must it suck to have peaked in your early 20s because you sucked a dick? It was probably hard for her to find a job or be taken seriously after that. She's probably constantly self-conscious about her interactions- does this person actually care about me, or does he want to bag the broad that blew the president; does this company want me to work here, or will I be some sort of inside joke?

While keeping a jizz laden dress made me think she was scheming for blackmail or notoriety at the time, most of us did really stupid stuff in undergrad. Her life may have been much better had Clinton's infidelity never come to light. I think it really may have ruined her life.


Meanwhile, that whore Linda Tripp got off scot-free, and everyone forgot about her. And yet she screwed Lewinsky at least as bad as Clinton did, because Monica trusted her and that hag was lying to her the whole time.
 
2012-09-20 03:45:21 AM
Holy shiate, Monica Lewinsky is 39? Damn, I feel old.


/get that fat slut off my lawn
//if she lost a lot of weight, tho, yeah, I would
 
2012-09-20 03:46:55 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Subby:Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex

Have to agree with everyone else , who doesn't, and yea why now although that's boring but I'll bet her back account isn't.


er bank account, hmmmmm.
 
2012-09-20 03:49:11 AM

Gyrfalcon: HBK: I really feel sorry for Monica. How bad must it suck to have peaked in your early 20s because you sucked a dick? It was probably hard for her to find a job or be taken seriously after that. She's probably constantly self-conscious about her interactions- does this person actually care about me, or does he want to bag the broad that blew the president; does this company want me to work here, or will I be some sort of inside joke?

While keeping a jizz laden dress made me think she was scheming for blackmail or notoriety at the time, most of us did really stupid stuff in undergrad. Her life may have been much better had Clinton's infidelity never come to light. I think it really may have ruined her life.

Meanwhile, that whore Linda Tripp got off scot-free, and everyone forgot about her. And yet she screwed Lewinsky at least as bad as Clinton did, because Monica trusted her and that hag was lying to her the whole time.


Yep, what ever happened to her?
 
2012-09-20 04:21:52 AM

boozehat: try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.


www.explosm.net
 
2012-09-20 04:52:10 AM
Obvious tag was busy having a threesome?
 
2012-09-20 05:02:24 AM
I'm certain he was wanting the 3 way with the Bush twins.

Monica could have acted as the ring leader and ball cupper
 
2012-09-20 05:33:42 AM

phrawgh: I'm certain he was wanting the 3 way with the Bush twins.

Monica could have acted as the ring leader and ball cupper


phrawgh: I'm certain he was wanting the 3 way with the Bush twins.

Monica could have acted as the ring leader and ball cupper


Gah, I hope not. They were born in 1981 and would have been minors between the years 1995-1997. I don't think Bill was into jailbait.
 
2012-09-20 05:44:31 AM
Three cigars?
 
2012-09-20 05:48:25 AM
Well... duh!
 
2012-09-20 06:11:42 AM

whither_apophis: dr_blasto:

shiat man! warn us before you spring that!

/if Bill had given Linda a little on the side, the story would've never come to light.


I still believe that Linda Tripp was left in place by the outgoing Bush administration to do precisely what
she ended up doing: dig up dirt on Bill Clinton and embarass him.
 
2012-09-20 06:17:06 AM

FloydA: It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.


Yes her 15 minutes were up long ago. Then 50 Shades of Gray came along and she saw green.
 
2012-09-20 06:53:36 AM
Bill was married to Hillary. that's a free pass to use your penis at will.
 
2012-09-20 07:27:58 AM

FunkOut: Three way is old news. Roundabout sex, how that's what's popular these days.


Yes is lousy sex music.
 
2012-09-20 07:59:19 AM
In other news. Monica Lewinsky has a book out!
 
2012-09-20 08:48:29 AM

Vodka Zombie: Two words: budget surplus.

I think he deserved that three way.


A very valid point. We should codify that to encourage surpluses.
 
2012-09-20 09:02:59 AM

BuckTurgidson: MY girlfriend says that she'll harm me - and then herself - if I try to leave her.
She's convinced I'm still in love with my ex-wife and am about to go back to my old life.
I keep trying to tell her that she's wrong, that it's her I love now, and that I have no plans to go anywhere. But everything I say falls on deaf ears.
She's obsessed with every aspect of my last marriage, which ended in 2010.
Was my ex a better lover? Were her boobs bigger? Was she more adventurous in bed? Fight The probing questions just go on and on.
She's taken to spying on my ex at her work and on the internet.
She follows her around the shopping centre and has even done stupid things like asking her for the time.
The other day, she totally flipped out. She was fiddling around with my phone and found an old picture of my wife with my late grandmother.
I've only kept the image because my granny looks so lovely in it, but my girl went ballistic.
She accused me of still being in love with my ex and of pleasuring myself over the photograph - mad stuff.
We had an enormous fight during which she screamed all this terrible stuff about harming me and herself.
Then she started ripping at her bare arms with her long nails. She drew blood and was crazy. I was genuinely scared. The next day she apologised and tried to make light of it, but I'm still shaking now.



Oi. We all been there.
 
2012-09-20 10:06:49 AM

Drummer: Can't imagine what Romney is into..

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Fricin' BEAU-TI-FUL! *right-click save*
 
2012-09-20 10:23:18 AM
Sounds like someone is trying to be relevant
 
2012-09-20 10:48:10 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-20 11:03:22 AM
A three way? Isn't that the same as an around-the-world?

/depends on your definition of "is"
 
2012-09-20 11:16:14 AM
Bill told Hillary that he wanted to have a three-way, but she refused to leave the room.
 
2012-09-20 11:35:21 AM
What dude doesn't?
 
2012-09-20 12:59:53 PM
Who doesn't?
 
2012-09-20 01:30:42 PM
It would only be a surpize if Hillary had been invited.
 
2012-09-20 02:37:03 PM

juniperwasting: Somebody paid her to talk again

now.

FTFY
 
2012-09-20 02:37:13 PM
Shoulda struck while the iron was hot. Unless its got pictures I dont wanna see
 
2012-09-20 02:44:37 PM
Thanks Lagaidh.

I haven't seen a Linda Tripp joke in years.
 
2012-09-20 02:50:54 PM
I hope you aren't reading this on an empty stomach. My last joke was pure set-up, no punchline.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! DISTURBING IMAGE FOLLOWS.

A three way?

With Linda Tripp?


Bada-boom! Bada-bing! The Aristocrats!
 
2012-09-20 03:23:17 PM
Hold the onion?
 
2012-09-20 04:19:39 PM
Where's the hero tag?

/For Bill of course
 
2012-09-20 08:18:15 PM
as a man, I have had plenty of threesomes, and I won't stop unless I'm dead or diseased.
 
2012-09-20 08:23:32 PM
www.nationalenquirer.com 

We've moved up from the 3-way to an abortion
 
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