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(Daily Star)   Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 147
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2012-09-20 01:04:57 AM
In totally unrelated news, Bill Clinton has a penis, and a pulse.
 
2012-09-20 01:05:48 AM
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2012-09-20 01:05:49 AM
SECRET SEX ADDICT CAN'T RESIST HIM
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I'M hooked on secret sex with my married lover.
I'm a successful, attractive woman and I know that I should be strong enough to say no to him.
But he only has to text me the word "come" and I'm in my car speeding to our favourite hotel.
The sex with him is just so damn hot. We're really into sex toys and bondage. I know there's no future in it because he's told me he'll never leave his wife, but no-one else compares. I've tried ignoring his texts but I can't.
I've been out on dates with younger, fitter guys, but they've all bored me.
Every day I tell myself that I have to get a grip and dump him but I'm too weak.
I know that when I'm naked and I'm in his arms, I'll enjoy the best orgasms ever.
I've been around the block a few times and I've had other lovers... I know what's what.
 
2012-09-20 01:06:28 AM
They did, Bill, Monica, and Cigar. To late, old NEWS.

NEXT!!
 
2012-09-20 01:07:50 AM
So?
 
2012-09-20 01:13:50 AM
I thought Bill, Monica and a handrolled cigar did have a three way?

/wouldn't even smoke that with Subby's lips
 
2012-09-20 01:14:41 AM
Bill, Monica, and Vernon.

/then Bill and Vernon will have more to talk about while playing golf.
 
2012-09-20 01:15:55 AM

dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]


It's a man baby!
 
2012-09-20 01:18:06 AM
Babes!

Click for tits!
 
2012-09-20 01:18:46 AM
Three way is old news. Roundabout sex, how that's what's popular these days.
 
2012-09-20 01:19:36 AM
Who cares? As if most of the past presidents haven't had secret sex parties/scandals anyhow.

At the very least, Clinton was a competent individual who was good at his job as president. It's a shame the same can't be said for Bush Jr who served after him.
 
2012-09-20 01:20:33 AM
Can't imagine what Romney is into..

llwproductions.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-20 01:20:40 AM
Obvious tag out on vacation? I get that it's technically a followup, but exceptions can be made.
 
2012-09-20 01:21:06 AM

dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]


thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2012-09-20 01:21:54 AM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?


goodman? :P
 
2012-09-20 01:23:40 AM

FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.


What it means is she's out of money. She need moar cash so she's trying to make herself news again and sell this book.
 
2012-09-20 01:24:34 AM
ugly is as ugly does

and i aint talkin photographs here
 
2012-09-20 01:24:58 AM
The Bukakke Queen says this like it's a bad thing.

/why is she still talking about this.
 
2012-09-20 01:25:38 AM
You mean to tell me THIS is all the Republicans had up their sleeve when they said there was going to be a big October Surprise?

// massive fail
 
2012-09-20 01:26:35 AM
uh, didn't we cover this material back when the whole scandal broke the first time? the whole, "Bill will fark anything with two legs and a vagina ... and the two legs are optional."?
 
2012-09-20 01:27:55 AM
Can someone please tell me what the farking point of being the president is if you can't nail chubby interns? And I sure as hell wouldn't have stopped at no goddamned blowjob. It's the farking oval office, man. HIT. THAT. shiat.
 
2012-09-20 01:28:06 AM
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That's right ladies... it's like a baguette!
 
2012-09-20 01:28:38 AM

dr_blasto:


shiat man! warn us before you spring that!

/if Bill had given Linda a little on the side, the story would've never come to light.
 
2012-09-20 01:30:32 AM
2 weeks ago, I'd wondered when Monica Lewinsky would be opening her yap in public again because of all the news Bill is getting again.

/that is all.
 
2012-09-20 01:31:05 AM
TEMPTED TO WED FILTHY RICH BLOKE
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My ugly boyfriend has only one thing going for him - he's rich.
He's not charming or much cop in bed. He farts in public, picks his nose and treats other people like rubbish.
Then there's the sex. He's about as gentle and caring as a rhino.
His idea of foreplay involves grabbing my boobs, pulling my pants down and growling: "How do you fancy a bit of this?" I've never had an orgasm with him and don't know how I stop myself from gagging.
Two months ago he asked me to marry him.
Not in any kind of romantic way you understand. He simply texted me: "If you wanna get hitched, give my secretary a date."
Whoever said that the age of romance was dead?
I haven't even got a ring yet. He says that he'll "get round to it" when a mate who owes him a favour gets back from Eastern Europe.
I suppose, if we married, that I could always take a couple of lovers on the side. With all my new wealth, I could have a toyboy or two on tap.
Rich women do, don't they?
His lovemaking skills may be crap, but his bank account is certainly bulging and he has more money than he can ever spend.
 
2012-09-20 01:31:35 AM
I forget which comedian's routine it was, but it was spot on.
Raging libido = great President.
 
2012-09-20 01:33:15 AM
What's the matter, subby? Obvious tag soaking a cigar in its cooch?
 
2012-09-20 01:38:36 AM

Relatively Obscure: So... he's a dude.

 
2012-09-20 01:38:36 AM
Think how different history would have been? 

www.spotill.com
 
2012-09-20 01:39:22 AM
As if we needed confirmation that Slick Willy was a man
 
2012-09-20 01:41:07 AM
Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!
 
2012-09-20 01:41:26 AM

Wanebo: She's going to have to get more specific then that.

FFM
MFM
MMM
MdonkeyF
FelkM
WombatFF
MLemurF

It is Bill after all.


MgoreF? Tell me that man wouldn't Gore some Bush.
 
2012-09-20 01:43:36 AM

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.


All the good bits will be on blogs a week before the book comes out, a handful of right wing pundits will pretend to freakout all over again, and everything will be forgotten again after 4 days. In an era where you can become famous for having a sex tape, hearing that Bill Clinton likes to fark is not nearly as salacious as it once was.

Monica Lewinsky would probably gain more relevance if she did a Hustler shoot with a grey haired porn star, reenacting everything that she and Clinton did.
 
2012-09-20 01:43:48 AM
Why am I not surprised that a British tabloid would publish this? If this was newsworthy, she'd be on Leno or Letterman.
 
2012-09-20 01:44:56 AM

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!


Every man needs the opportunity to disappoint 2 women instead of just one.
 
2012-09-20 01:49:29 AM
I don't think Bill can hear you, he's too busy being a humanitarian nowadays.
 
2012-09-20 01:50:15 AM
SEX TAPE FEAR
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I'd read so many articles about tapes by famous people (Tulisa, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton etc) getting into
the wrong hands that I was naturally anxious.
He went nuts and swore that would never happen to us.
He accused me of not trusting him. He said that if I really loved him, then I'd do anything he said and never doubt him.
Then he went into a terrible sulk for three days and wouldn't speak to me.
In the end I said "OK". I agreed that I'd make the tape on the condition that no one else ever saw it - and he said fine.
He went straight out and bought sex toys, handcuffs, blow-up dolls and high heels (for me).
He even put together a script that involved me playing a nurse and asking for punishment for being a bad girl.
That was six weeks ago. Now he's gone off with my ex-best friend and they're as loved up as anything.
I've never even seen the film but it's still haunting me.
I feel so ashamed for being so weak and for allowing myself to be manipulated.
What if my horrible ex loses his job, falls on hard times and attempts to extort money from me? What if I get famous and he exposes me as a tramp and a tart?
My friends are sick of me moping around.
They say that I need to cheer up and get over him.
But it's not him that's giving me sleepless nights - it's the time bomb he's sitting on - and I'm terrified.
 
2012-09-20 01:52:37 AM
SCARY RANTS OF OBSESSED LOVER
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MY girlfriend says that she'll harm me - and then herself - if I try to leave her.
She's convinced I'm still in love with my ex-wife and am about to go back to my old life.
I keep trying to tell her that she's wrong, that it's her I love now, and that I have no plans to go anywhere. But everything I say falls on deaf ears.
She's obsessed with every aspect of my last marriage, which ended in 2010.
Was my ex a better lover? Were her boobs bigger? Was she more adventurous in bed? Fight The probing questions just go on and on.
She's taken to spying on my ex at her work and on the internet.
She follows her around the shopping centre and has even done stupid things like asking her for the time.
The other day, she totally flipped out. She was fiddling around with my phone and found an old picture of my wife with my late grandmother.
I've only kept the image because my granny looks so lovely in it, but my girl went ballistic.
She accused me of still being in love with my ex and of pleasuring myself over the photograph - mad stuff.
We had an enormous fight during which she screamed all this terrible stuff about harming me and herself.
Then she started ripping at her bare arms with her long nails. She drew blood and was crazy. I was genuinely scared. The next day she apologised and tried to make light of it, but I'm still shaking now.
 
2012-09-20 01:52:52 AM
Breaking news from the mid-90s!
 
2012-09-20 01:54:18 AM

BuckTurgidson: SEX TAPE FEAR
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I'd read so many articles about tapes by famous people (Tulisa, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton etc) getting into
the wrong hands that I was naturally anxious.
He went nuts and swore that would never happen to us.
He accused me of not trusting him. He said that if I really loved him, then I'd do anything he said and never doubt him.
Then he went into a terrible sulk for three days and wouldn't speak to me.
In the end I said "OK". I agreed that I'd make the tape on the condition that no one else ever saw it - and he said fine.
He went straight out and bought sex toys, handcuffs, blow-up dolls and high heels (for me).
He even put together a script that involved me playing a nurse and asking for punishment for being a bad girl.
That was six weeks ago. Now he's gone off with my ex-best friend and they're as loved up as anything.
I've never even seen the film but it's still haunting me.
I feel so ashamed for being so weak and for allowing myself to be manipulated.
What if my horrible ex loses his job, falls on hard times and attempts to extort money from me? What if I get famous and he exposes me as a tramp and a tart?
My friends are sick of me moping around.
They say that I need to cheer up and get over him.
But it's not him that's giving me sleepless nights - it's the time bomb he's sitting on - and I'm terrified.


You'll get over it!
 
2012-09-20 01:56:06 AM

BuckTurgidson: SCARY RANTS OF OBSESSED LOVER
[images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 281x351]

MY girlfriend says that she'll harm me - and then herself - if I try to leave her.
She's convinced I'm still in love with my ex-wife and am about to go back to my old life.
I keep trying to tell her that she's wrong, that it's her I love now, and that I have no plans to go anywhere. But everything I say falls on deaf ears.
She's obsessed with every aspect of my last marriage, which ended in 2010.
Was my ex a better lover? Were her boobs bigger? Was she more adventurous in bed? Fight The probing questions just go on and on.
She's taken to spying on my ex at her work and on the internet.
She follows her around the shopping centre and has even done stupid things like asking her for the time.
The other day, she totally flipped out. She was fiddling around with my phone and found an old picture of my wife with my late grandmother.
I've only kept the image because my granny looks so lovely in it, but my girl went ballistic.
She accused me of still being in love with my ex and of pleasuring myself over the photograph - mad stuff.
We had an enormous fight during which she screamed all this terrible stuff about harming me and herself.
Then she started ripping at her bare arms with her long nails. She drew blood and was crazy. I was genuinely scared. The next day she apologised and tried to make light of it, but I'm still shaking now.


You'll get over it!

/after you find the ice pick
 
2012-09-20 02:01:41 AM
Meh..he fooled around with Sweet Connie when he was Governor. You can probably find the story on your Google machine.

/she had the whole show, that's a nautral fact
 
2012-09-20 02:02:38 AM

Brick-House: Think how different history would have been? 

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[motherofgod.jpg] I think I just historied in my pants.
 
2012-09-20 02:11:08 AM
Don't you guys get it? Lewinsky is back in the news solely because the Republicans still have to run Romney against the Clinton Miracle. Because Clinton raised taxes on the rich to make that miracle come to fruition.

It's as plain as that you know what you know where on Monica Lewinsky.
 
2012-09-20 02:11:58 AM
Isn't a powerful male behaving as if he automatically has sexual access to a much younger female (that he employs and has no power of her own whatsoever) a creep? Particularly if he throws her under the bus right up until someone comes up with freaking DNA proof?
 
2012-09-20 02:17:59 AM

thedoorhinge: Isn't a powerful male behaving as if he automatically has sexual access to a much younger female (that he employs and has no power of her own whatsoever) a creep? Particularly if he throws her under the bus right up until someone comes up with freaking DNA proof?


Bid Dog is a gentleman. Look at the DNC convention. He waited and came after Michelle.
 
2012-09-20 02:25:41 AM

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!


I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.
 
2012-09-20 02:28:32 AM

jeanwearinfool: SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!

I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.


Then I highly recommend an open relationship :D
 
2012-09-20 02:35:29 AM

SquiggsIN: jeanwearinfool: SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!

I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.

Then I highly recommend an open relationship :D


Eh, not for me, but for those it works for I think it's probably a great idea. I've always wondered why polygamy was illegal.
 
2012-09-20 02:40:47 AM
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