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2012-09-19 10:29:57 PM
Well, to be fair, she does equal two people herself...
 
2012-09-19 10:31:47 PM
YOu're about 15 years to late to sell that story hon.
 
2012-09-19 10:32:29 PM
So, he didn't like you that much then?
 
2012-09-19 10:32:33 PM
So... he's a dude.
 
2012-09-19 10:37:20 PM
If I was with her I think my desire to add another person would probably increase too...
 
2012-09-19 10:38:55 PM
She's going to have to get more specific then that.

FFM
MFM
MMM
MdonkeyF
FelkM
WombatFF
MLemurF

It is Bill after all.
 
2012-09-19 10:39:08 PM
Election cancelled. Mitt Romney automatically president.
 
2012-09-19 10:41:30 PM
Is this supposed to surprise me?

Okay, actually it does. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a four-way with one of them wearing a prosthetic third breast.
 
2012-09-19 10:42:25 PM

ToxicMunkee: Is this supposed to surprise me?

Okay, actually it does. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a four-way with one of them wearing a prosthetic third breast.


Ohh yeah.
 
2012-09-19 10:44:18 PM
Sorry you lost the job at the 711. I'm sure Sonic is hiring.
 
2012-09-19 10:46:49 PM
This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.
 
2012-09-19 10:47:30 PM
Does that come with the egg rolls?
 
2012-09-19 10:50:43 PM
Don't most men?
 
2012-09-19 10:55:52 PM

FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.


Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.
 
2012-09-19 10:57:11 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-09-19 11:02:24 PM

Wanebo: FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.

Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.


I think it will fade to obscurity almost immediately. Nobody cares anymore, we've found new problems and Lewinski was not hot enough to keep anyone's attention. Clinton's old, almost three terms removed from office. It may end up as a giveaway for a WND subscription or whatever, but that's about it.
 
2012-09-19 11:04:40 PM
Wanted?
 
2012-09-19 11:07:54 PM

basemetal: Don't most men?


You mean all? And women?
 
2012-09-19 11:10:44 PM
I seriously doubt that any leader of the free world would share his poon tang with any body.

But that's just me.
 
2012-09-19 11:13:27 PM

dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]


What does John Candy have to do with this?
 
2012-09-19 11:14:55 PM
Two words: budget surplus.

I think he deserved that three way.
 
2012-09-19 11:18:40 PM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?


LOL
 
2012-09-19 11:26:46 PM
Some Presidents are rapid Alpha Males? My god! How can we live at this speed.

199-whenever. What a stupid f*cking year.

"How cans mys daughters be watching the teevee news with all this blowjob stuff!?"

Nation of f*cking children.
 
2012-09-20 12:06:27 AM
If I'm elected President, i'm gonna be chasing tail all the time. I'll bang chicks in every room of the White House. shiat, I'll nail two co-eds in the Situation Room. How hot would that be?
 
2012-09-20 12:16:35 AM
Okay, so I'm president of the united states, and I'm getting sex from an intern on the side. I don't think it's going to take me long to think, "Hell, I could probably get a 3-way. I'm the god damned president!"

Once you make that leap from faithful husband to cheating with a much younger girl, I'm not considering much else much of a surprise here.
 
2012-09-20 12:17:46 AM
8.mshcdn.com


"Even if that were true-and I'm not saying it is-would y'all really care?"
 
2012-09-20 12:20:06 AM
Bill Clinton wanted a three way. I guess after running a surplus in a time of relative peace, one does tend to have a bit more free time.
 
2012-09-20 12:22:34 AM
Probably with her and Al Gore.
 
2012-09-20 12:38:45 AM
"I farked the President" is a great career. Way more impressive than most Z-list celebs.

Wondering why she hasn't done reality circuit yet, celeb rehab, all that sh*t.
 
2012-09-20 12:40:35 AM

Bhasayate: Wanted?


I came to infer that he got plenty of three-way sex.
 
2012-09-20 12:44:53 AM
That's not going to make him less popular, Monica.
 
2012-09-20 12:46:01 AM

FloydA: Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news.


Smells like financial troubles.
 
2012-09-20 12:52:44 AM
Um... Duh?
 
2012-09-20 12:54:41 AM
Somebody paid her to talk again.
 
2012-09-20 12:54:44 AM
TEEN GIRLS SAY MY NEW GUY'S A LECH
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2012-09-20 12:55:23 AM
Who?
 
2012-09-20 12:57:04 AM
I heard more

www.whitehouse.gov
 
2012-09-20 12:57:45 AM
Her, him and the cigar.
 
2012-09-20 12:58:15 AM
HE'S SEX MAD
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MY new boyfriend is only interested in one thing - sex.

I fancied him for ages before he finally asked me out. I lusted after him in pubs and sometimes followed him home from work.

I let it be known (through my mates and his) that I'd be willing to do anything to keep him happy.

Now that we're a couple, it's all a bit of a disappointment because this guy is completely one dimensional.

He rings me about three times a day at work but all he wants to do is talk dirty.

I have to leave my desk, go out into the car park and say the most disgusting things to keep him satisfied. If I try to tell him about my work or my problems or family, he simply switches off.
We never go anywhere as a couple. He won't make plans or tell me anything about his life.
We've only been together for three months but we're already in a sex rut.
He comes over every night (sometimes after he's been to the pub with his brother).
I'm lucky if he brings a kebab or some chips with him.
 
2012-09-20 12:58:18 AM
Yeah, and so do most guys...at least a FMF. Not so much on the unholy trinity.

/Would probably hit Monica
//Has done much worse
///Not proud of it, but honest
 
2012-09-20 12:58:59 AM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?


That's "Larry" Wachowski
 
2012-09-20 12:59:27 AM
"Hey Monica, wanna see the Eiffel tower?"
 
2012-09-20 12:59:30 AM
Obligatory: 

www.dailyrumpypumpy.com
 
2012-09-20 12:59:53 AM
I'm pretty sure every guy floats that idea to see if he'll get a nibble.
 
2012-09-20 01:00:39 AM
HOOKED ON SEX WITH STRANGERS
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I CANNOT get enough of stranger sex since discovering a kinky website.
And now I have gone from boring to whoring.
My friends cannot believe the difference in me. They say that I have become far more confident, outgoing and assertive.
Recently in a bar, I saw a bloke I fancied and slapped his arse.
He said that he liked my style so we went outside for a snog and a grope.
I'd never have had the courage to do something like that before. Finally I am taking life by the throat.
I look fitter and sexier, too, and people are saying that I've got an amazing glow and energy about me. I put all of this down to the great sex I'm having.
Up until last May I was the most uptight, dull woman you could meet. I was living alone, fat and unadventurous.
But one night I was fiddling around with my new laptop and got cheeky.
I checked out a couple of X-rated chatrooms and discovered one that really turned me on.
I told all sorts of saucy lies about my body and my sexual likes and suddenly found that I was popular.
A guy invited me on a date and I had sex for the first time in years. It blew my mind.
 
2012-09-20 01:01:39 AM
don't blame him, 2 Y chromosomes in the mix was too much
 
2012-09-20 01:01:55 AM
static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-20 01:03:09 AM

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.


I've only read one book by a former mistress, but it was a doozy - quite a game-changer in the JFK narrative, if you believe any of it:
ecx.images-amazon.com

Came out last year, but don't think it's been widely read.
 
2012-09-20 01:03:35 AM
Obvious tag on break?
 
2012-09-20 01:04:37 AM
cdn.faniq.com
 
2012-09-20 01:04:57 AM
In totally unrelated news, Bill Clinton has a penis, and a pulse.
 
2012-09-20 01:05:48 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-09-20 01:05:49 AM
SECRET SEX ADDICT CAN'T RESIST HIM
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I'M hooked on secret sex with my married lover.
I'm a successful, attractive woman and I know that I should be strong enough to say no to him.
But he only has to text me the word "come" and I'm in my car speeding to our favourite hotel.
The sex with him is just so damn hot. We're really into sex toys and bondage. I know there's no future in it because he's told me he'll never leave his wife, but no-one else compares. I've tried ignoring his texts but I can't.
I've been out on dates with younger, fitter guys, but they've all bored me.
Every day I tell myself that I have to get a grip and dump him but I'm too weak.
I know that when I'm naked and I'm in his arms, I'll enjoy the best orgasms ever.
I've been around the block a few times and I've had other lovers... I know what's what.
 
2012-09-20 01:06:28 AM
They did, Bill, Monica, and Cigar. To late, old NEWS.

NEXT!!
 
2012-09-20 01:07:50 AM
So?
 
2012-09-20 01:13:50 AM
I thought Bill, Monica and a handrolled cigar did have a three way?

/wouldn't even smoke that with Subby's lips
 
2012-09-20 01:14:41 AM
Bill, Monica, and Vernon.

/then Bill and Vernon will have more to talk about while playing golf.
 
2012-09-20 01:15:55 AM

dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]


It's a man baby!
 
2012-09-20 01:18:06 AM
Babes!

Click for tits!
 
2012-09-20 01:18:46 AM
Three way is old news. Roundabout sex, how that's what's popular these days.
 
2012-09-20 01:19:36 AM
Who cares? As if most of the past presidents haven't had secret sex parties/scandals anyhow.

At the very least, Clinton was a competent individual who was good at his job as president. It's a shame the same can't be said for Bush Jr who served after him.
 
2012-09-20 01:20:33 AM
Can't imagine what Romney is into..

llwproductions.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-20 01:20:40 AM
Obvious tag out on vacation? I get that it's technically a followup, but exceptions can be made.
 
2012-09-20 01:21:06 AM

dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]


thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2012-09-20 01:21:54 AM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?


goodman? :P
 
2012-09-20 01:23:40 AM

FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.


What it means is she's out of money. She need moar cash so she's trying to make herself news again and sell this book.
 
2012-09-20 01:24:34 AM
ugly is as ugly does

and i aint talkin photographs here
 
2012-09-20 01:24:58 AM
The Bukakke Queen says this like it's a bad thing.

/why is she still talking about this.
 
2012-09-20 01:25:38 AM
You mean to tell me THIS is all the Republicans had up their sleeve when they said there was going to be a big October Surprise?

// massive fail
 
2012-09-20 01:26:35 AM
uh, didn't we cover this material back when the whole scandal broke the first time? the whole, "Bill will fark anything with two legs and a vagina ... and the two legs are optional."?
 
2012-09-20 01:27:55 AM
Can someone please tell me what the farking point of being the president is if you can't nail chubby interns? And I sure as hell wouldn't have stopped at no goddamned blowjob. It's the farking oval office, man. HIT. THAT. shiat.
 
2012-09-20 01:28:06 AM
bittenandbound.com
That's right ladies... it's like a baguette!
 
2012-09-20 01:28:38 AM

dr_blasto:


shiat man! warn us before you spring that!

/if Bill had given Linda a little on the side, the story would've never come to light.
 
2012-09-20 01:30:32 AM
2 weeks ago, I'd wondered when Monica Lewinsky would be opening her yap in public again because of all the news Bill is getting again.

/that is all.
 
2012-09-20 01:31:05 AM
TEMPTED TO WED FILTHY RICH BLOKE
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My ugly boyfriend has only one thing going for him - he's rich.
He's not charming or much cop in bed. He farts in public, picks his nose and treats other people like rubbish.
Then there's the sex. He's about as gentle and caring as a rhino.
His idea of foreplay involves grabbing my boobs, pulling my pants down and growling: "How do you fancy a bit of this?" I've never had an orgasm with him and don't know how I stop myself from gagging.
Two months ago he asked me to marry him.
Not in any kind of romantic way you understand. He simply texted me: "If you wanna get hitched, give my secretary a date."
Whoever said that the age of romance was dead?
I haven't even got a ring yet. He says that he'll "get round to it" when a mate who owes him a favour gets back from Eastern Europe.
I suppose, if we married, that I could always take a couple of lovers on the side. With all my new wealth, I could have a toyboy or two on tap.
Rich women do, don't they?
His lovemaking skills may be crap, but his bank account is certainly bulging and he has more money than he can ever spend.
 
2012-09-20 01:31:35 AM
I forget which comedian's routine it was, but it was spot on.
Raging libido = great President.
 
2012-09-20 01:33:15 AM
What's the matter, subby? Obvious tag soaking a cigar in its cooch?
 
2012-09-20 01:38:36 AM

Relatively Obscure: So... he's a dude.

 
2012-09-20 01:38:36 AM
Think how different history would have been? 

www.spotill.com
 
2012-09-20 01:39:22 AM
As if we needed confirmation that Slick Willy was a man
 
2012-09-20 01:41:07 AM
Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!
 
2012-09-20 01:41:26 AM

Wanebo: She's going to have to get more specific then that.

FFM
MFM
MMM
MdonkeyF
FelkM
WombatFF
MLemurF

It is Bill after all.


MgoreF? Tell me that man wouldn't Gore some Bush.
 
2012-09-20 01:43:36 AM

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.


All the good bits will be on blogs a week before the book comes out, a handful of right wing pundits will pretend to freakout all over again, and everything will be forgotten again after 4 days. In an era where you can become famous for having a sex tape, hearing that Bill Clinton likes to fark is not nearly as salacious as it once was.

Monica Lewinsky would probably gain more relevance if she did a Hustler shoot with a grey haired porn star, reenacting everything that she and Clinton did.
 
2012-09-20 01:43:48 AM
Why am I not surprised that a British tabloid would publish this? If this was newsworthy, she'd be on Leno or Letterman.
 
2012-09-20 01:44:56 AM

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!


Every man needs the opportunity to disappoint 2 women instead of just one.
 
2012-09-20 01:49:29 AM
I don't think Bill can hear you, he's too busy being a humanitarian nowadays.
 
2012-09-20 01:50:15 AM
SEX TAPE FEAR
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I'd read so many articles about tapes by famous people (Tulisa, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton etc) getting into
the wrong hands that I was naturally anxious.
He went nuts and swore that would never happen to us.
He accused me of not trusting him. He said that if I really loved him, then I'd do anything he said and never doubt him.
Then he went into a terrible sulk for three days and wouldn't speak to me.
In the end I said "OK". I agreed that I'd make the tape on the condition that no one else ever saw it - and he said fine.
He went straight out and bought sex toys, handcuffs, blow-up dolls and high heels (for me).
He even put together a script that involved me playing a nurse and asking for punishment for being a bad girl.
That was six weeks ago. Now he's gone off with my ex-best friend and they're as loved up as anything.
I've never even seen the film but it's still haunting me.
I feel so ashamed for being so weak and for allowing myself to be manipulated.
What if my horrible ex loses his job, falls on hard times and attempts to extort money from me? What if I get famous and he exposes me as a tramp and a tart?
My friends are sick of me moping around.
They say that I need to cheer up and get over him.
But it's not him that's giving me sleepless nights - it's the time bomb he's sitting on - and I'm terrified.
 
2012-09-20 01:52:37 AM
SCARY RANTS OF OBSESSED LOVER
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MY girlfriend says that she'll harm me - and then herself - if I try to leave her.
She's convinced I'm still in love with my ex-wife and am about to go back to my old life.
I keep trying to tell her that she's wrong, that it's her I love now, and that I have no plans to go anywhere. But everything I say falls on deaf ears.
She's obsessed with every aspect of my last marriage, which ended in 2010.
Was my ex a better lover? Were her boobs bigger? Was she more adventurous in bed? Fight The probing questions just go on and on.
She's taken to spying on my ex at her work and on the internet.
She follows her around the shopping centre and has even done stupid things like asking her for the time.
The other day, she totally flipped out. She was fiddling around with my phone and found an old picture of my wife with my late grandmother.
I've only kept the image because my granny looks so lovely in it, but my girl went ballistic.
She accused me of still being in love with my ex and of pleasuring myself over the photograph - mad stuff.
We had an enormous fight during which she screamed all this terrible stuff about harming me and herself.
Then she started ripping at her bare arms with her long nails. She drew blood and was crazy. I was genuinely scared. The next day she apologised and tried to make light of it, but I'm still shaking now.
 
2012-09-20 01:52:52 AM
Breaking news from the mid-90s!
 
2012-09-20 01:54:18 AM

BuckTurgidson: SEX TAPE FEAR
[images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 281x351]

I'd read so many articles about tapes by famous people (Tulisa, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton etc) getting into
the wrong hands that I was naturally anxious.
He went nuts and swore that would never happen to us.
He accused me of not trusting him. He said that if I really loved him, then I'd do anything he said and never doubt him.
Then he went into a terrible sulk for three days and wouldn't speak to me.
In the end I said "OK". I agreed that I'd make the tape on the condition that no one else ever saw it - and he said fine.
He went straight out and bought sex toys, handcuffs, blow-up dolls and high heels (for me).
He even put together a script that involved me playing a nurse and asking for punishment for being a bad girl.
That was six weeks ago. Now he's gone off with my ex-best friend and they're as loved up as anything.
I've never even seen the film but it's still haunting me.
I feel so ashamed for being so weak and for allowing myself to be manipulated.
What if my horrible ex loses his job, falls on hard times and attempts to extort money from me? What if I get famous and he exposes me as a tramp and a tart?
My friends are sick of me moping around.
They say that I need to cheer up and get over him.
But it's not him that's giving me sleepless nights - it's the time bomb he's sitting on - and I'm terrified.


You'll get over it!
 
2012-09-20 01:56:06 AM

BuckTurgidson: SCARY RANTS OF OBSESSED LOVER
[images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 281x351]

MY girlfriend says that she'll harm me - and then herself - if I try to leave her.
She's convinced I'm still in love with my ex-wife and am about to go back to my old life.
I keep trying to tell her that she's wrong, that it's her I love now, and that I have no plans to go anywhere. But everything I say falls on deaf ears.
She's obsessed with every aspect of my last marriage, which ended in 2010.
Was my ex a better lover? Were her boobs bigger? Was she more adventurous in bed? Fight The probing questions just go on and on.
She's taken to spying on my ex at her work and on the internet.
She follows her around the shopping centre and has even done stupid things like asking her for the time.
The other day, she totally flipped out. She was fiddling around with my phone and found an old picture of my wife with my late grandmother.
I've only kept the image because my granny looks so lovely in it, but my girl went ballistic.
She accused me of still being in love with my ex and of pleasuring myself over the photograph - mad stuff.
We had an enormous fight during which she screamed all this terrible stuff about harming me and herself.
Then she started ripping at her bare arms with her long nails. She drew blood and was crazy. I was genuinely scared. The next day she apologised and tried to make light of it, but I'm still shaking now.


You'll get over it!

/after you find the ice pick
 
2012-09-20 02:01:41 AM
Meh..he fooled around with Sweet Connie when he was Governor. You can probably find the story on your Google machine.

/she had the whole show, that's a nautral fact
 
2012-09-20 02:02:38 AM

Brick-House: Think how different history would have been? 

[www.spotill.com image 279x413]


[motherofgod.jpg] I think I just historied in my pants.
 
2012-09-20 02:11:08 AM
Don't you guys get it? Lewinsky is back in the news solely because the Republicans still have to run Romney against the Clinton Miracle. Because Clinton raised taxes on the rich to make that miracle come to fruition.

It's as plain as that you know what you know where on Monica Lewinsky.
 
2012-09-20 02:11:58 AM
Isn't a powerful male behaving as if he automatically has sexual access to a much younger female (that he employs and has no power of her own whatsoever) a creep? Particularly if he throws her under the bus right up until someone comes up with freaking DNA proof?
 
2012-09-20 02:17:59 AM

thedoorhinge: Isn't a powerful male behaving as if he automatically has sexual access to a much younger female (that he employs and has no power of her own whatsoever) a creep? Particularly if he throws her under the bus right up until someone comes up with freaking DNA proof?


Bid Dog is a gentleman. Look at the DNC convention. He waited and came after Michelle.
 
2012-09-20 02:25:41 AM

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!


I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.
 
2012-09-20 02:28:32 AM

jeanwearinfool: SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!

I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.


Then I highly recommend an open relationship :D
 
2012-09-20 02:35:29 AM

SquiggsIN: jeanwearinfool: SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!

I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.

Then I highly recommend an open relationship :D


Eh, not for me, but for those it works for I think it's probably a great idea. I've always wondered why polygamy was illegal.
 
2012-09-20 02:40:47 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-20 02:43:32 AM

SquiggsIN: jeanwearinfool: SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!

I had a few (with the same 2 girls) and while yes, they were awesome (first time was a 6 hour marathon) I regretted it each time (one of the girls was my wife at the time) and don't think I'd do it again if one of them was the woman I was in a relationship.

Then I highly recommend an open relationship :D


It goes great with open face sammiches.
 
2012-09-20 02:49:11 AM
Milk it!

Milk it for all you're worth, chick, but you'll never reach the celestial heights of suck luminaries as Courtney love and Paris Hilton.

Well, for what it's worth, the whole ugly affair will supplement your income until you reach retirement age.
 
2012-09-20 02:54:08 AM

BuckTurgidson: TEMPTED TO WED FILTHY RICH BLOKE


[evilemperor.jpg]

Yes, yes, let the class envy flow though you!
 
2012-09-20 02:57:05 AM
try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.
 
2012-09-20 02:57:16 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, what, Monica was going to be used like a Muppet by Hillary, while Sick Willie stood over them and deposited a wad of bills on whoever was closest?


I would pay good money to see that.
 
2012-09-20 03:06:10 AM

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!


Um yeah. Rtft and get off the cross, sheesh.

3 ways- if you're all consenting and secure adults who lay out rules and boundaries ahead of time - even if spontaneous is sexy - and are adult/secure enough to deal w feelings esp if 2 of 3 are in a relationship, you're all friends, etc... and play safe... then odds of it being awesome are ramped up significantly


As for tfa, yeah, big surprise.
 
2012-09-20 03:08:03 AM

Ambivalence: YOu're about 15 years to late to sell that story hon.


This.
 
2012-09-20 03:09:59 AM
Subby:Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex

Have to agree with everyone else , who doesn't, and yea why now although that's boring but I'll bet her back account isn't.
 
HBK
2012-09-20 03:16:34 AM

davidphogan: Wanebo: She's going to have to get more specific then that.

FFM
MFM
MMM
MdonkeyF
FelkM
WombatFF
MLemurF

It is Bill after all.

MgoreF? Tell me that man wouldn't Gore some Bush.


I imagine he would have put it in her lockbox.
 
2012-09-20 03:21:34 AM

L.D. Ablo: Obligatory: 


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-20 03:23:45 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-20 03:25:33 AM

boozehat: try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.


Also, don't inadvertently give her the name of her friend that you banged in the coat room at your wedding reception.
 
HBK
2012-09-20 03:29:17 AM
I really feel sorry for Monica. How bad must it suck to have peaked in your early 20s because you sucked a dick? It was probably hard for her to find a job or be taken seriously after that. She's probably constantly self-conscious about her interactions- does this person actually care about me, or does he want to bag the broad that blew the president; does this company want me to work here, or will I be some sort of inside joke?

While keeping a jizz laden dress made me think she was scheming for blackmail or notoriety at the time, most of us did really stupid stuff in undergrad. Her life may have been much better had Clinton's infidelity never come to light. I think it really may have ruined her life.
 
2012-09-20 03:29:46 AM
Huh, somebody can't pay the rent.
 
2012-09-20 03:37:50 AM

HBK: I really feel sorry for Monica. How bad must it suck to have peaked in your early 20s because you sucked a dick? It was probably hard for her to find a job or be taken seriously after that. She's probably constantly self-conscious about her interactions- does this person actually care about me, or does he want to bag the broad that blew the president; does this company want me to work here, or will I be some sort of inside joke?

While keeping a jizz laden dress made me think she was scheming for blackmail or notoriety at the time, most of us did really stupid stuff in undergrad. Her life may have been much better had Clinton's infidelity never come to light. I think it really may have ruined her life.


Meanwhile, that whore Linda Tripp got off scot-free, and everyone forgot about her. And yet she screwed Lewinsky at least as bad as Clinton did, because Monica trusted her and that hag was lying to her the whole time.
 
2012-09-20 03:45:21 AM
Holy shiate, Monica Lewinsky is 39? Damn, I feel old.


/get that fat slut off my lawn
//if she lost a lot of weight, tho, yeah, I would
 
2012-09-20 03:46:55 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Subby:Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex

Have to agree with everyone else , who doesn't, and yea why now although that's boring but I'll bet her back account isn't.


er bank account, hmmmmm.
 
2012-09-20 03:49:11 AM

Gyrfalcon: HBK: I really feel sorry for Monica. How bad must it suck to have peaked in your early 20s because you sucked a dick? It was probably hard for her to find a job or be taken seriously after that. She's probably constantly self-conscious about her interactions- does this person actually care about me, or does he want to bag the broad that blew the president; does this company want me to work here, or will I be some sort of inside joke?

While keeping a jizz laden dress made me think she was scheming for blackmail or notoriety at the time, most of us did really stupid stuff in undergrad. Her life may have been much better had Clinton's infidelity never come to light. I think it really may have ruined her life.

Meanwhile, that whore Linda Tripp got off scot-free, and everyone forgot about her. And yet she screwed Lewinsky at least as bad as Clinton did, because Monica trusted her and that hag was lying to her the whole time.


Yep, what ever happened to her?
 
2012-09-20 04:21:52 AM

boozehat: try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.


www.explosm.net
 
2012-09-20 04:52:10 AM
Obvious tag was busy having a threesome?
 
2012-09-20 05:02:24 AM
I'm certain he was wanting the 3 way with the Bush twins.

Monica could have acted as the ring leader and ball cupper
 
2012-09-20 05:33:42 AM

phrawgh: I'm certain he was wanting the 3 way with the Bush twins.

Monica could have acted as the ring leader and ball cupper


phrawgh: I'm certain he was wanting the 3 way with the Bush twins.

Monica could have acted as the ring leader and ball cupper


Gah, I hope not. They were born in 1981 and would have been minors between the years 1995-1997. I don't think Bill was into jailbait.
 
2012-09-20 05:44:31 AM
Three cigars?
 
2012-09-20 05:48:25 AM
Well... duh!
 
2012-09-20 06:11:42 AM

whither_apophis: dr_blasto:

shiat man! warn us before you spring that!

/if Bill had given Linda a little on the side, the story would've never come to light.


I still believe that Linda Tripp was left in place by the outgoing Bush administration to do precisely what
she ended up doing: dig up dirt on Bill Clinton and embarass him.
 
2012-09-20 06:17:06 AM

FloydA: It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.


Yes her 15 minutes were up long ago. Then 50 Shades of Gray came along and she saw green.
 
2012-09-20 06:53:36 AM
Bill was married to Hillary. that's a free pass to use your penis at will.
 
2012-09-20 07:27:58 AM

FunkOut: Three way is old news. Roundabout sex, how that's what's popular these days.


Yes is lousy sex music.
 
2012-09-20 07:59:19 AM
In other news. Monica Lewinsky has a book out!
 
2012-09-20 08:48:29 AM

Vodka Zombie: Two words: budget surplus.

I think he deserved that three way.


A very valid point. We should codify that to encourage surpluses.
 
2012-09-20 09:02:59 AM

BuckTurgidson: MY girlfriend says that she'll harm me - and then herself - if I try to leave her.
She's convinced I'm still in love with my ex-wife and am about to go back to my old life.
I keep trying to tell her that she's wrong, that it's her I love now, and that I have no plans to go anywhere. But everything I say falls on deaf ears.
She's obsessed with every aspect of my last marriage, which ended in 2010.
Was my ex a better lover? Were her boobs bigger? Was she more adventurous in bed? Fight The probing questions just go on and on.
She's taken to spying on my ex at her work and on the internet.
She follows her around the shopping centre and has even done stupid things like asking her for the time.
The other day, she totally flipped out. She was fiddling around with my phone and found an old picture of my wife with my late grandmother.
I've only kept the image because my granny looks so lovely in it, but my girl went ballistic.
She accused me of still being in love with my ex and of pleasuring myself over the photograph - mad stuff.
We had an enormous fight during which she screamed all this terrible stuff about harming me and herself.
Then she started ripping at her bare arms with her long nails. She drew blood and was crazy. I was genuinely scared. The next day she apologised and tried to make light of it, but I'm still shaking now.



Oi. We all been there.
 
2012-09-20 10:06:49 AM

Drummer: Can't imagine what Romney is into..

[llwproductions.files.wordpress.com image 600x900]


Fricin' BEAU-TI-FUL! *right-click save*
 
2012-09-20 10:23:18 AM
Sounds like someone is trying to be relevant
 
2012-09-20 10:48:10 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-20 11:03:22 AM
A three way? Isn't that the same as an around-the-world?

/depends on your definition of "is"
 
2012-09-20 11:16:14 AM
Bill told Hillary that he wanted to have a three-way, but she refused to leave the room.
 
2012-09-20 11:35:21 AM
What dude doesn't?
 
2012-09-20 12:59:53 PM
Who doesn't?
 
2012-09-20 01:30:42 PM
It would only be a surpize if Hillary had been invited.
 
2012-09-20 02:37:03 PM

juniperwasting: Somebody paid her to talk again

now.

FTFY
 
2012-09-20 02:37:13 PM
Shoulda struck while the iron was hot. Unless its got pictures I dont wanna see
 
2012-09-20 02:44:37 PM
Thanks Lagaidh.

I haven't seen a Linda Tripp joke in years.
 
2012-09-20 02:50:54 PM
I hope you aren't reading this on an empty stomach. My last joke was pure set-up, no punchline.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! DISTURBING IMAGE FOLLOWS.

A three way?

With Linda Tripp?


Bada-boom! Bada-bing! The Aristocrats!
 
2012-09-20 03:23:17 PM
Hold the onion?
 
2012-09-20 04:19:39 PM
Where's the hero tag?

/For Bill of course
 
2012-09-20 08:18:15 PM
as a man, I have had plenty of threesomes, and I won't stop unless I'm dead or diseased.
 
2012-09-20 08:23:32 PM
www.nationalenquirer.com 

We've moved up from the 3-way to an abortion
 
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