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bob_ross		2012-09-19 10:29:57 PM

Well, to be fair, she does equal two people herself...

Ambivalence		2012-09-19 10:31:47 PM

YOu're about 15 years to late to sell that story hon.

teto85		2012-09-19 10:32:29 PM

So, he didn't like you that much then?

Relatively Obscure		2012-09-19 10:32:33 PM

So... he's a dude.

spqr_ca		2012-09-19 10:37:20 PM

If I was with her I think my desire to add another person would probably increase too...

Wanebo		2012-09-19 10:38:55 PM

She's going to have to get more specific then that.

FFM
MFM
MMM
MdonkeyF
FelkM
WombatFF
MLemurF

It is Bill after all.

sigdiamond2000		2012-09-19 10:39:08 PM

Election cancelled. Mitt Romney automatically president.

ToxicMunkee		2012-09-19 10:41:30 PM

Is this supposed to surprise me?

Okay, actually it does. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a four-way with one of them wearing a prosthetic third breast.

BrotherJew		2012-09-19 10:42:25 PM

ToxicMunkee: Is this supposed to surprise me?

Okay, actually it does. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a four-way with one of them wearing a prosthetic third breast.

Ohh yeah.

ThrnPhl		2012-09-19 10:44:18 PM

Sorry you lost the job at the 711. I'm sure Sonic is hiring.

FloydA		2012-09-19 10:46:49 PM

This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-09-19 10:47:30 PM

Does that come with the egg rolls?

basemetal		2012-09-19 10:50:43 PM

Don't most men?

Wanebo		2012-09-19 10:55:52 PM

FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.

Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.

dr_blasto		2012-09-19 10:57:11 PM

dr_blasto		2012-09-19 11:02:24 PM

Wanebo: FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.

Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.

I think it will fade to obscurity almost immediately. Nobody cares anymore, we've found new problems and Lewinski was not hot enough to keep anyone's attention. Clinton's old, almost three terms removed from office. It may end up as a giveaway for a WND subscription or whatever, but that's about it.

Bhasayate		2012-09-19 11:04:40 PM

Wanted?

Fark It		2012-09-19 11:07:54 PM

basemetal: Don't most men?

You mean all? And women?

Marcus Aurelius		2012-09-19 11:10:44 PM

I seriously doubt that any leader of the free world would share his poon tang with any body.

But that's just me.

FloydA		2012-09-19 11:13:27 PM

dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?

Vodka Zombie		2012-09-19 11:14:55 PM

Two words: budget surplus.

I think he deserved that three way.

dr_blasto		2012-09-19 11:18:40 PM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?

LOL

NewportBarGuy		2012-09-19 11:26:46 PM

Some Presidents are rapid Alpha Males? My god! How can we live at this speed.

199-whenever. What a stupid f*cking year.

"How cans mys daughters be watching the teevee news with all this blowjob stuff!?"

Nation of f*cking children.

jake_lex		2012-09-20 12:06:27 AM

If I'm elected President, i'm gonna be chasing tail all the time. I'll bang chicks in every room of the White House. shiat, I'll nail two co-eds in the Situation Room. How hot would that be?

Podmore		2012-09-20 12:16:35 AM

Okay, so I'm president of the united states, and I'm getting sex from an intern on the side. I don't think it's going to take me long to think, "Hell, I could probably get a 3-way. I'm the god damned president!"

Once you make that leap from faithful husband to cheating with a much younger girl, I'm not considering much else much of a surprise here.

Apos		2012-09-20 12:17:46 AM

"Even if that were true-and I'm not saying it is-would y'all really care?"

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-09-20 12:20:06 AM

Bill Clinton wanted a three way. I guess after running a surplus in a time of relative peace, one does tend to have a bit more free time.

Errk		2012-09-20 12:22:34 AM

Probably with her and Al Gore.

Generation_D		2012-09-20 12:38:45 AM

"I farked the President" is a great career. Way more impressive than most Z-list celebs.

Wondering why she hasn't done reality circuit yet, celeb rehab, all that sh*t.

jaylectricity		2012-09-20 12:40:35 AM

Bhasayate: Wanted?

I came to infer that he got plenty of three-way sex.

cloud_van_dame		2012-09-20 12:44:53 AM

That's not going to make him less popular, Monica.

cloud_van_dame		2012-09-20 12:46:01 AM

FloydA: Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news.

Smells like financial troubles.

biyaaatci		2012-09-20 12:52:44 AM

Um... Duh?

juniperwasting		2012-09-20 12:54:41 AM

Somebody paid her to talk again.

BuckTurgidson		2012-09-20 12:54:44 AM

TEEN GIRLS SAY MY NEW GUY'S A LECH
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Summoner101		2012-09-20 12:55:23 AM

Who?

AKTurkey		2012-09-20 12:57:04 AM

I heard more

www.whitehouse.gov

Snapper Carr		2012-09-20 12:57:45 AM

Her, him and the cigar.

BuckTurgidson		2012-09-20 12:58:15 AM

HE'S SEX MAD
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MY new boyfriend is only interested in one thing - sex.

I fancied him for ages before he finally asked me out. I lusted after him in pubs and sometimes followed him home from work.

I let it be known (through my mates and his) that I'd be willing to do anything to keep him happy.

Now that we're a couple, it's all a bit of a disappointment because this guy is completely one dimensional.

He rings me about three times a day at work but all he wants to do is talk dirty.

I have to leave my desk, go out into the car park and say the most disgusting things to keep him satisfied. If I try to tell him about my work or my problems or family, he simply switches off.
We never go anywhere as a couple. He won't make plans or tell me anything about his life.
We've only been together for three months but we're already in a sex rut.
He comes over every night (sometimes after he's been to the pub with his brother).
I'm lucky if he brings a kebab or some chips with him.

buzzcut73		2012-09-20 12:58:18 AM

Yeah, and so do most guys...at least a FMF. Not so much on the unholy trinity.

/Would probably hit Monica
//Has done much worse
///Not proud of it, but honest

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-09-20 12:58:59 AM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?

That's "Larry" Wachowski

AKTurkey		2012-09-20 12:59:27 AM

"Hey Monica, wanna see the Eiffel tower?"

L.D. Ablo		2012-09-20 12:59:30 AM

Obligatory:

www.dailyrumpypumpy.com

Abox		2012-09-20 12:59:53 AM

I'm pretty sure every guy floats that idea to see if he'll get a nibble.

BuckTurgidson		2012-09-20 01:00:39 AM

HOOKED ON SEX WITH STRANGERS
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I CANNOT get enough of stranger sex since discovering a kinky website.
And now I have gone from boring to whoring.
My friends cannot believe the difference in me. They say that I have become far more confident, outgoing and assertive.
Recently in a bar, I saw a bloke I fancied and slapped his arse.
He said that he liked my style so we went outside for a snog and a grope.
I'd never have had the courage to do something like that before. Finally I am taking life by the throat.
I look fitter and sexier, too, and people are saying that I've got an amazing glow and energy about me. I put all of this down to the great sex I'm having.
Up until last May I was the most uptight, dull woman you could meet. I was living alone, fat and unadventurous.
But one night I was fiddling around with my new laptop and got cheeky.
I checked out a couple of X-rated chatrooms and discovered one that really turned me on.
I told all sorts of saucy lies about my body and my sexual likes and suddenly found that I was popular.
A guy invited me on a date and I had sex for the first time in years. It blew my mind.

Heathen		2012-09-20 01:01:39 AM

don't blame him, 2 Y chromosomes in the mix was too much

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-09-20 01:01:55 AM

Triumph		2012-09-20 01:03:09 AM

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.

I've only read one book by a former mistress, but it was a doozy - quite a game-changer in the JFK narrative, if you believe any of it:
ecx.images-amazon.com