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(Daily Star)   Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 147
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2012-09-19 10:29:57 PM
Well, to be fair, she does equal two people herself...
 
2012-09-19 10:31:47 PM
YOu're about 15 years to late to sell that story hon.
 
2012-09-19 10:32:29 PM
So, he didn't like you that much then?
 
2012-09-19 10:32:33 PM
So... he's a dude.
 
2012-09-19 10:37:20 PM
If I was with her I think my desire to add another person would probably increase too...
 
2012-09-19 10:38:55 PM
She's going to have to get more specific then that.

FFM
MFM
MMM
MdonkeyF
FelkM
WombatFF
MLemurF

It is Bill after all.
 
2012-09-19 10:39:08 PM
Election cancelled. Mitt Romney automatically president.
 
2012-09-19 10:41:30 PM
Is this supposed to surprise me?

Okay, actually it does. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a four-way with one of them wearing a prosthetic third breast.
 
2012-09-19 10:42:25 PM

ToxicMunkee: Is this supposed to surprise me?

Okay, actually it does. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a four-way with one of them wearing a prosthetic third breast.


Ohh yeah.
 
2012-09-19 10:44:18 PM
Sorry you lost the job at the 711. I'm sure Sonic is hiring.
 
2012-09-19 10:46:49 PM
This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.
 
2012-09-19 10:47:30 PM
Does that come with the egg rolls?
 
2012-09-19 10:50:43 PM
Don't most men?
 
2012-09-19 10:55:52 PM

FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.


Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.
 
2012-09-19 10:57:11 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-09-19 11:02:24 PM

Wanebo: FloydA: This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.

Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.


I think it will fade to obscurity almost immediately. Nobody cares anymore, we've found new problems and Lewinski was not hot enough to keep anyone's attention. Clinton's old, almost three terms removed from office. It may end up as a giveaway for a WND subscription or whatever, but that's about it.
 
2012-09-19 11:04:40 PM
Wanted?
 
2012-09-19 11:07:54 PM

basemetal: Don't most men?


You mean all? And women?
 
2012-09-19 11:10:44 PM
I seriously doubt that any leader of the free world would share his poon tang with any body.

But that's just me.
 
2012-09-19 11:13:27 PM

dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]


What does John Candy have to do with this?
 
2012-09-19 11:14:55 PM
Two words: budget surplus.

I think he deserved that three way.
 
2012-09-19 11:18:40 PM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?


LOL
 
2012-09-19 11:26:46 PM
Some Presidents are rapid Alpha Males? My god! How can we live at this speed.

199-whenever. What a stupid f*cking year.

"How cans mys daughters be watching the teevee news with all this blowjob stuff!?"

Nation of f*cking children.
 
2012-09-20 12:06:27 AM
If I'm elected President, i'm gonna be chasing tail all the time. I'll bang chicks in every room of the White House. shiat, I'll nail two co-eds in the Situation Room. How hot would that be?
 
2012-09-20 12:16:35 AM
Okay, so I'm president of the united states, and I'm getting sex from an intern on the side. I don't think it's going to take me long to think, "Hell, I could probably get a 3-way. I'm the god damned president!"

Once you make that leap from faithful husband to cheating with a much younger girl, I'm not considering much else much of a surprise here.
 
2012-09-20 12:17:46 AM
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"Even if that were true-and I'm not saying it is-would y'all really care?"
 
2012-09-20 12:20:06 AM
Bill Clinton wanted a three way. I guess after running a surplus in a time of relative peace, one does tend to have a bit more free time.
 
2012-09-20 12:22:34 AM
Probably with her and Al Gore.
 
2012-09-20 12:38:45 AM
"I farked the President" is a great career. Way more impressive than most Z-list celebs.

Wondering why she hasn't done reality circuit yet, celeb rehab, all that sh*t.
 
2012-09-20 12:40:35 AM

Bhasayate: Wanted?


I came to infer that he got plenty of three-way sex.
 
2012-09-20 12:44:53 AM
That's not going to make him less popular, Monica.
 
2012-09-20 12:46:01 AM

FloydA: Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news.


Smells like financial troubles.
 
2012-09-20 12:52:44 AM
Um... Duh?
 
2012-09-20 12:54:41 AM
Somebody paid her to talk again.
 
2012-09-20 12:54:44 AM
TEEN GIRLS SAY MY NEW GUY'S A LECH
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2012-09-20 12:55:23 AM
Who?
 
2012-09-20 12:57:04 AM
I heard more

www.whitehouse.gov
 
2012-09-20 12:57:45 AM
Her, him and the cigar.
 
2012-09-20 12:58:15 AM
HE'S SEX MAD
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MY new boyfriend is only interested in one thing - sex.

I fancied him for ages before he finally asked me out. I lusted after him in pubs and sometimes followed him home from work.

I let it be known (through my mates and his) that I'd be willing to do anything to keep him happy.

Now that we're a couple, it's all a bit of a disappointment because this guy is completely one dimensional.

He rings me about three times a day at work but all he wants to do is talk dirty.

I have to leave my desk, go out into the car park and say the most disgusting things to keep him satisfied. If I try to tell him about my work or my problems or family, he simply switches off.
We never go anywhere as a couple. He won't make plans or tell me anything about his life.
We've only been together for three months but we're already in a sex rut.
He comes over every night (sometimes after he's been to the pub with his brother).
I'm lucky if he brings a kebab or some chips with him.
 
2012-09-20 12:58:18 AM
Yeah, and so do most guys...at least a FMF. Not so much on the unholy trinity.

/Would probably hit Monica
//Has done much worse
///Not proud of it, but honest
 
2012-09-20 12:58:59 AM

FloydA: dr_blasto: [cache.gawker.com image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?


That's "Larry" Wachowski
 
2012-09-20 12:59:27 AM
"Hey Monica, wanna see the Eiffel tower?"
 
2012-09-20 12:59:30 AM
Obligatory: 

www.dailyrumpypumpy.com
 
2012-09-20 12:59:53 AM
I'm pretty sure every guy floats that idea to see if he'll get a nibble.
 
2012-09-20 01:00:39 AM
HOOKED ON SEX WITH STRANGERS
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I CANNOT get enough of stranger sex since discovering a kinky website.
And now I have gone from boring to whoring.
My friends cannot believe the difference in me. They say that I have become far more confident, outgoing and assertive.
Recently in a bar, I saw a bloke I fancied and slapped his arse.
He said that he liked my style so we went outside for a snog and a grope.
I'd never have had the courage to do something like that before. Finally I am taking life by the throat.
I look fitter and sexier, too, and people are saying that I've got an amazing glow and energy about me. I put all of this down to the great sex I'm having.
Up until last May I was the most uptight, dull woman you could meet. I was living alone, fat and unadventurous.
But one night I was fiddling around with my new laptop and got cheeky.
I checked out a couple of X-rated chatrooms and discovered one that really turned me on.
I told all sorts of saucy lies about my body and my sexual likes and suddenly found that I was popular.
A guy invited me on a date and I had sex for the first time in years. It blew my mind.
 
2012-09-20 01:01:39 AM
don't blame him, 2 Y chromosomes in the mix was too much
 
2012-09-20 01:01:55 AM
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2012-09-20 01:03:09 AM

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.


I've only read one book by a former mistress, but it was a doozy - quite a game-changer in the JFK narrative, if you believe any of it:
ecx.images-amazon.com

Came out last year, but don't think it's been widely read.
 
2012-09-20 01:03:35 AM
Obvious tag on break?
 
2012-09-20 01:04:37 AM
cdn.faniq.com
 
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