We promised them change!

"Wankel rotary engine!"

So then Bill says "Chelsea ain't down with the brothas.."

"So, now he's saying his campaign is for the 100%. I've got a plant at his next stop to ask how gay marriage meshes with that."

Obama: "So I said, 'Oh yeah? Why don't you ask Osama Bin Laden what he thinks about my foreign policy?'"

Biden: "Ha ha ha! You are da MAN!"

"...Yeah, I was just on the phone with him....he said that when we have the debates, he's going to bring a copy of 'Watchtower' so I could take a look..."

"...and *then* he said, 'My campaign is about the 100%' - with a straight face..."

"I can't believe these crackas think I know WTF I'm doing. Now go get your shine box"

Obama: What did you just call me?

"Joe, for the last time, I am not the black guy from Will and Grace".

Do you remember that time I cut one in the China Room and everyone looked at Pelosi thinking it was her? Good times. Good times.

"So, Joe, you looking forward to the VP debates?"

er crap, now with voting. sorry.

Biden: Mr. President, did you hear that Pawlenty quit the Romney campaign today?

Obama: Really? What took him so long? Romney pretty much quit trying to win last week, right?

Biden: HAHAHAHAHA

White House Squad - Epilogue:

Obama: Well, that takes care of ol' bin Laden
Biden: Yup, along with al-Zarqawi, al-Masri, al-Awlaki. When will people learn that terrorism will never pay?
Obama: Yah, but I supposed if they ever do learn, we'll be out of a job.
Biden: Yup! (FREEZES, OBAMA looks at BIDEN confused, walks away)


CREATED BY:

Jim Abrahams
David Zucker
Jerry Zucker

No Joe,really,I do like white people!

"So the boy says, 'I got a buck for a duck, a duck for a buck, and one farked up duck!!'"

Obama: I have to confess, I'm Kenyan
Biden: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Obama: *tounge click* *tounge click* I'm serious *tounge click*

Obama: "hey, wanna eat some nachos and listen to Miles Davis?"
Biden: "AWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

For the last time, I am not O.J.

"Hey Joe, how are the Red Sox doing with Bobby V. managing the team?"

Joe B: -laughing so hard unable to speak-

Obama: A robot, a businessman, and a tax cheat walk into a bar. And the bartender says, "What'll you have, Governor Romney?"

"Joe, seriously, Nordquist thinks he can take you."

"BWAHAHAHAHA"

Obama: Michelle asked me about my trips to "Area 51" with Kate Upton again...

O; "Did you hear the music at the RNC? What's a... 'kidrock'?"
B; "Snort"

"And so he painted his face to try for the latino vote..."

O; "I could take the month off. Let that guy keep talking."
B; *snots out his nose.

Obama: I was reading Fark, and...
Biden: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Obama: Heh, of course. I was actually reading Reddit, and...

"Did you hear what that cracker Romney said? I bet he shat his magic underwear when that was released"

Biden: *fart noise* Ahhhhhhhh!
Obama: Dude, I think you just shiat yourself.

I had just watched Key & Peele and Hillary called about some rioting Arabs, I said" Beeee-itch"

I can't believe it. I got him to pull my finger again. This never gets old.

Romney? He's no big farking deal.