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2012-09-19 09:54:14 PM
Obama: Got 99 problems but a biatch ain't one.

Biden: HAHAHA!
 
2012-09-19 10:23:43 PM
We promised them change!
 
2012-09-19 11:02:00 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-19 11:13:00 PM
"No, really, Joe. I mean it. Get on your knees and suck it."
 
2012-09-19 11:22:01 PM
"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to farkin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? "
 
2012-09-19 11:53:29 PM
"Wankel rotary engine!"
 
2012-09-20 09:05:04 PM
"... the Aristocrats!"
 
2012-09-20 09:25:49 PM
So then Bill says "Chelsea ain't down with the brothas.."
 
2012-09-20 09:27:58 PM
"So, now he's saying his campaign is for the 100%. I've got a plant at his next stop to ask how gay marriage meshes with that."
 
2012-09-20 09:28:04 PM
Obama: "So I said, 'Oh yeah? Why don't you ask Osama Bin Laden what he thinks about my foreign policy?'"

Biden: "Ha ha ha! You are da MAN!"
 
2012-09-20 09:28:41 PM
"...Yeah, I was just on the phone with him....he said that when we have the debates, he's going to bring a copy of 'Watchtower' so I could take a look..."
 
2012-09-20 09:29:28 PM
"...and *then* he said, 'My campaign is about the 100%' - with a straight face..."
 
2012-09-20 09:31:12 PM
"I can't believe these crackas think I know WTF I'm doing. Now go get your shine box"
 
2012-09-20 09:33:35 PM
"y'know that's a not bad impression of the "AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAHHHH" guy. if only i could make some face to show my tepid approval."
 
2012-09-20 09:34:34 PM
Joe, no seriously, I think I can open a brewhouse after I am finished here.
 
2012-09-20 09:35:17 PM
o: candygram for mongo.
b: mongo like candy!
 
2012-09-20 09:36:19 PM
Obama: What did you just call me?
 
2012-09-20 09:41:52 PM
"Joe, for the last time, I am not the black guy from Will and Grace".
 
2012-09-20 09:46:45 PM
Do you remember that time I cut one in the China Room and everyone looked at Pelosi thinking it was her? Good times. Good times.
 
2012-09-20 09:47:32 PM
"So, Joe, you looking forward to the VP debates?"

er crap, now with voting. sorry.
 
2012-09-20 09:50:05 PM
Biden: Mr. President, did you hear that Pawlenty quit the Romney campaign today?

Obama: Really? What took him so long? Romney pretty much quit trying to win last week, right?

Biden: HAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-09-20 09:53:17 PM
White House Squad - Epilogue:

Obama: Well, that takes care of ol' bin Laden
Biden: Yup, along with al-Zarqawi, al-Masri, al-Awlaki. When will people learn that terrorism will never pay?
Obama: Yah, but I supposed if they ever do learn, we'll be out of a job.
Biden: Yup! (FREEZES, OBAMA looks at BIDEN confused, walks away)


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2012-09-20 10:02:31 PM
No Joe,really,I do like white people!
 
2012-09-20 10:29:31 PM
"So the boy says, 'I got a buck for a duck, a duck for a buck, and one farked up duck!!'"
 
2012-09-20 10:53:03 PM
Sigh... this time w/ votey goodness:

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Biden: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAH...

Obama: White boy done lost his mind!
 
2012-09-20 10:59:30 PM
Obama: I have to confess, I'm Kenyan
Biden: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Obama: *tounge click* *tounge click* I'm serious *tounge click*
 
2012-09-20 10:59:52 PM
Obama: "hey, wanna eat some nachos and listen to Miles Davis?"
Biden: "AWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
 
2012-09-20 11:03:36 PM
For the last time, I am not O.J.
 
2012-09-20 11:09:03 PM
"Hey Joe, how are the Red Sox doing with Bobby V. managing the team?"

Joe B: -laughing so hard unable to speak-
 
2012-09-20 11:21:01 PM
Obama: A robot, a businessman, and a tax cheat walk into a bar. And the bartender says, "What'll you have, Governor Romney?"
 
2012-09-20 11:22:44 PM
"Joe, seriously, Nordquist thinks he can take you."

"BWAHAHAHAHA"
 
2012-09-20 11:25:15 PM
Obama: Michelle asked me about my trips to "Area 51" with Kate Upton again...
 
2012-09-20 11:25:55 PM
O; "Did you hear the music at the RNC? What's a... 'kidrock'?"
B; "Snort"
 
2012-09-20 11:26:21 PM
"And so he painted his face to try for the latino vote..."
 
2012-09-20 11:28:25 PM
O; "I could take the month off. Let that guy keep talking."
B; *snots out his nose.
 
2012-09-20 11:34:05 PM
Excuse me while I whip this out...

Aaah!
 
2012-09-20 11:39:10 PM
Obama: I was reading Fark, and...
Biden: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Obama: Heh, of course. I was actually reading Reddit, and...
 
2012-09-21 12:28:24 AM
Biden: Hey Barry, Pull my finger!
Obama: Zip up your pants, Joe.
Biden: HAHAHAHA!
 
2012-09-21 12:39:17 AM
"Did you hear what that cracker Romney said? I bet he shat his magic underwear when that was released"
 
2012-09-21 03:37:20 AM
Biden: *fart noise* Ahhhhhhhh!
Obama: Dude, I think you just shiat yourself.
 
2012-09-21 12:25:05 PM
I had just watched Key & Peele and Hillary called about some rioting Arabs, I said" Beeee-itch"
 
2012-09-21 01:08:15 PM
I can't believe it. I got him to pull my finger again. This never gets old.
 
2012-09-21 01:25:39 PM
Romney? He's no big farking deal.
 
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