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2012-09-19 09:39:09 PM  
l3.yimg.com

coolest. president. ever.
 
2012-09-19 09:41:40 PM  
Aye
 
2012-09-19 10:08:53 PM  
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Romney Island - the final resting place of not one, but TWO presidential campaigns - is in sight. And I reckon there be enough GOLD in those wrecks to buy each and every one of you lubbers all the whiskey you can drink!


/+10 subby, well played
 
2012-09-19 10:11:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Romney Island - the final resting place of not one, but TWO presidential campaigns - is in sight. And I reckon there be enough GOLD in those wrecks to buy each and every one of you lubbers all the whiskey you can drink!


/+10 subby, well played


But the SS Romney II has laid up hard on Ryan's Reef

/we'll never salvage 'er now
//arrrr
 
2012-09-19 11:01:58 PM  
Comments on the host site are troll-tastic. People have no sense of humor it seems.
 
2012-09-19 11:06:56 PM  
Yarr this be the most able captain this ship has had. Steady on, laddie!
 
2012-09-19 11:07:05 PM  

FlashHarry: coolest. president. ever.


And, he brews his own beer and sends personalized gifts to people inconvenienced by his campaign events.

Oh, and he fixed the economy and killed bin Laden. And repealed DADT. And saved the workers at GM.

But, really? It's the beer.
 
2012-09-20 12:15:09 AM  

ramblinwreck: Comments on the host site are troll-tastic. People have no sense of humor it seems.


Liberal humor:
Obama to giving hook-outs instead of hand out.

Conservative humor:
B. Hussein Obama pirated his birth certificate.
 
2012-09-20 12:32:32 AM  
You know, I don't think Obama has done a fabulous job. He took over at a really shiatty time and was blocked at every possible juncture by the republicans, so he hasn't had an awful lot of chance to succeed. I also haven't agreed with every decision he's made, though I think he's made a good call on most of them, and I can at least understand the ones I disagree with.

All that being said, I really like the guy. As much as folks in that position can be, I think he's pretty genuine, and he clearly doesn't have a stick up his ass. His humor never seems mean spirited, and he seems like a pretty nice guy. He also doesn't embarrass me on the world stage like his predecessor did repeatedly.

Why is it that the republicans seem completely unable to put someone up for the job who meets the above description?
 
2012-09-20 02:20:27 AM  
Ninja, please!
 
2012-09-20 02:24:06 AM  

Podmore: Why is it that the republicans seem completely unable to put someone up for the job who meets the above description?


Because he's not them.
 
2012-09-20 02:24:47 AM  

ramblinwreck: Comments on the host site are troll-tastic. People have no sense of humor it seems.


That's yahoo trolls for ya. i can't wait to go there in watch the massive butthurt
 
2012-09-20 02:27:30 AM  

Podmore: Why is it that the republicans seem completely unable to put someone up for the job who meets the above description?


The Right side of the spectrum demonstrates less capacity for empathy these days.
That can be a weakness, and sometimes it can be a strength believe it or not.

But you need empathy if you want to appeal to people and if you want to make them laugh and feel comfortable.
 
2012-09-20 02:31:05 AM  
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

i48.tinypic.com

/submeme mixing
 
2012-09-20 02:35:38 AM  
Those comments

Holy fark.
 
2012-09-20 02:35:57 AM  

FlashHarry: [l3.yimg.com image 630x421]

coolest. president. ever.


If only Mitt Rumney would have a few drinks.

/i've said it before, i'll say it again
//winning president is the dude most americans would have a beer with since Nixon
///mitt doesn't drink beer
 
2012-09-20 02:36:48 AM  
International talk like a pirate day?

"I'm from Somalia, I'm poor as fark, but I have guns. Now hand over your yacht."

/amidoinitrite??
 
2012-09-20 02:41:00 AM  

Vodka Zombie: FlashHarry: coolest. president. ever.

And, he brews his own beer and sends personalized gifts to people inconvenienced by his campaign events.

Oh, and he fixed the economy and killed bin Laden. And repealed DADT. And saved the workers at GM.

But, really? It's the beer.


The economy is fixed? Did you mean neutered?
 
2012-09-20 02:42:31 AM  
I still can't believe America elected a dork instead of a prep or a jock.
 
2012-09-20 02:43:37 AM  
Just look at this photo! Ballsack Hussein Fartbongo can't even do this right: It's Talk *Like* a Pirate Day, not Talk *With* a Pirate Day!

WTF is this guys problem?
 
2012-09-20 02:45:32 AM  
Link

Mr. President, I am deeply saddened by your alliance with these scurvy ridden baffoons.

/ninja for life
 
2012-09-20 02:45:56 AM  

MaxAwesome: International talk like a pirate day?

"I'm from Somalia, I'm poor as fark, but I have guns. Now hand over your yacht."

/amidoinitrite??


No no no, it's "Hey, Chang! Have you finished printing off all those covers for the Fawlty Towers DVDs? I've got 100 discs ready to sell on Ebay. Hah hah hah, take that BBC!"
 
2012-09-20 02:52:38 AM  
what I wish happened ...
Obama : "Go ahead and tell me you've got captives, only if you want those to be the last words you'll speak"

/pretty happy with the Pirate Killer in Chief we got
 
2012-09-20 02:54:05 AM  
 
2012-09-20 02:55:52 AM  
I smell poop and foul upon this...

Is this the politics tab?
 
2012-09-20 02:59:23 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: I smell poop and foul upon this...

Is this the politics tab?


Swab the poopdeck, ya scurvy lawngnome!
 
2012-09-20 03:07:55 AM  
I love how the crybabies at Drudge are whining that Obama is meeting with pirates and still won't talk with Netanyahu.

Maybe it's because you don't talk with Netanyahu but you are talked AT by Netanyahu. And we all know the warmongering little zit just wants to start WWIII by attacking Iran (and wants to be sure the cannon-fodder in the USA will bail his ass out when the inevitable backlash comes from the enire freaking middle east).

Sadly for Netanyahu, Obama's not his house n*gger.

Romney, on the other hand.....

4.bp.blogspot.com
"Sure, I'll send over troops after you attack Iran once I'm President. They say we'll only have 47% casualties but you know what I think about 47% of my own country don't you? LOL!"
 
2012-09-20 03:09:04 AM  
You know what? Enough is enough. This is borderline sleazy pandering at this point. Okay? WE GET IT. YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERBUTTS. But we're not all alike, don't you see that?!? Its just not enough to pretend you get that we all see the same stupid bullshiat online, but we. are. individuals. WE have thoughts, feeling, lives and hopes and dreams that aren't defined by lolcats. We don't all browse 4chan and pretend we don't. SOme of us are MORE than the sum of our browsing, Mr. President, we are not just a mass of humanity with no faces. We are all faces in the stream. We are human beings, and we are not defined, WE ARE NOT DEFINED, by our choice of rich content. Maybe you know, "we all look alike to you" or something, but it's not the case.

Obambi, you have given the interwebs a bad check, and it has come back marked "nope.avi". But OUR personal army has come BACK to cash that check, and turn it into jew golds, for We have also come to this hallowed forum to remind America of the fierce urgency of Nowlulz. So even as we face the weebs of our tomorrows and being autismal as fark, I have a dream. it is a dream rooted in 34.

I have a dream that one day even the tards on 7chan, a state sweltering with the heat of CP and modz r asleep, sweltering with numb farking coonts, will be transformed into an oasis of lulz and pool's closed.

Judge us by the content of our character, and not the context of our tweets, sir! One day, I see little meme children of ALL kinds and ALL niche social media outlets playing together as one! I have a dream that every meme shall be funny and every lulz contextual and not offensive, or at least tastefully so, and the glory of the board shall be revealed and all will fap together!

This is our hope, and our faith that I go back to filthy IRC with. And at long last, we will be able to join hands and sing you the song of my people, which goes all like this:

Lulz at last! Lulz at last! fark moot and Drew in the ass, lulz at last!
 
2012-09-20 03:10:24 AM  

FunkOut: I still can't believe America elected a dork instead of a prep or a jock.


Well, we thought we were getting a jock last time, but it turned out to be just a dried out ex-cheerleader with daddy issues. Anyone who has ever been to a strip club knew we were just asking for trouble.
 
2012-09-20 03:15:27 AM  

willfullyobscure: You know what? Enough is enough. This is borderline sleazy pandering at this point. Okay? WE GET IT. YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERBUTTS. But we're not all alike, don't you see that?!? Its just not enough to pretend you get that we all see the same stupid bullshiat online, but we. are. individuals. WE have thoughts, feeling, lives and hopes and dreams that aren't defined by lolcats. We don't all browse 4chan and pretend we don't. SOme of us are MORE than the sum of our browsing, Mr. President, we are not just a mass of humanity with no faces. We are all faces in the stream. We are human beings, and we are not defined, WE ARE NOT DEFINED, by our choice of rich content. Maybe you know, "we all look alike to you" or something, but it's not the case.

Obambi, you have given the interwebs a bad check, and it has come back marked "nope.avi". But OUR personal army has come BACK to cash that check, and turn it into jew golds, for We have also come to this hallowed forum to remind America of the fierce urgency of Nowlulz. So even as we face the weebs of our tomorrows and being autismal as fark, I have a dream. it is a dream rooted in 34.

I have a dream that one day even the tards on 7chan, a state sweltering with the heat of CP and modz r asleep, sweltering with numb farking coonts, will be transformed into an oasis of lulz and pool's closed.

Judge us by the content of our character, and not the context of our tweets, sir! One day, I see little meme children of ALL kinds and ALL niche social media outlets playing together as one! I have a dream that every meme shall be funny and every lulz contextual and not offensive, or at least tastefully so, and the glory of the board shall be revealed and all will fap together!

This is our hope, and our faith that I go back to filthy IRC with. And at long last, we will be able to join hands and sing you the song of my people, which goes all like this:

Lulz at last! Lulz at last! fark moot and Drew in the ass, lulz at last!


Lol posting to 9gag
 
2012-09-20 03:20:15 AM  

willfullyobscure: You know what? Enough is enough. This is borderline sleazy pandering at this point. Okay? WE GET IT. YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERBUTTS. But we're not all alike, don't you see that?!? Its just not enough to pretend you get that we all see the same stupid bullshiat online, but we. are. individuals. WE have thoughts, feeling, lives and hopes and dreams that aren't defined by lolcats. We don't all browse 4chan and pretend we don't. SOme of us are MORE than the sum of our browsing, Mr. President, we are not just a mass of humanity with no faces. We are all faces in the stream. We are human beings, and we are not defined, WE ARE NOT DEFINED, by our choice of rich content. Maybe you know, "we all look alike to you" or something, but it's not the case.

Obambi, you have given the interwebs a bad check, and it has come back marked "nope.avi". But OUR personal army has come BACK to cash that check, and turn it into jew golds, for We have also come to this hallowed forum to remind America of the fierce urgency of Nowlulz. So even as we face the weebs of our tomorrows and being autismal as fark, I have a dream. it is a dream rooted in 34.

I have a dream that one day even the tards on 7chan, a state sweltering with the heat of CP and modz r asleep, sweltering with numb farking coonts, will be transformed into an oasis of lulz and pool's closed.

Judge us by the content of our character, and not the context of our tweets, sir! One day, I see little meme children of ALL kinds and ALL niche social media outlets playing together as one! I have a dream that every meme shall be funny and every lulz contextual and not offensive, or at least tastefully so, and the glory of the board shall be revealed and all will fap together!

This is our hope, and our faith that I go back to filthy IRC with. And at long last, we will be able to join hands and sing you the song of my people, which goes all like this:

Lulz at last! Lulz at last! fark moot and Drew in the ass, lulz at last!


[whatthefarkamireading.jpg]
 
2012-09-20 03:29:00 AM  
Such an innocuous story yet the Yahoo comments are 4000+ strong and full of douche.
 
2012-09-20 03:29:58 AM  

willfullyobscure: You know what? Enough is enough. This is borderline sleazy pandering at this point. Okay? WE GET IT. YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERBUTTS. But we're not all alike, don't you see that?!? Its just not enough to pretend you get that we all see the same stupid bullshiat online, but we. are. individuals. WE have thoughts, feeling, lives and hopes and dreams that aren't defined by lolcats. We don't all browse 4chan and pretend we don't. SOme of us are MORE than the sum of our browsing, Mr. President, we are not just a mass of humanity with no faces. We are all faces in the stream. We are human beings, and we are not defined, WE ARE NOT DEFINED, by our choice of rich content. Maybe you know, "we all look alike to you" or something, but it's not the case.

Obambi, you have given the interwebs a bad check, and it has come back marked "nope.avi". But OUR personal army has come BACK to cash that check, and turn it into jew golds, for We have also come to this hallowed forum to remind America of the fierce urgency of Nowlulz. So even as we face the weebs of our tomorrows and being autismal as fark, I have a dream. it is a dream rooted in 34.

I have a dream that one day even the tards on 7chan, a state sweltering with the heat of CP and modz r asleep, sweltering with numb farking coonts, will be transformed into an oasis of lulz and pool's closed.

Judge us by the content of our character, and not the context of our tweets, sir! One day, I see little meme children of ALL kinds and ALL niche social media outlets playing together as one! I have a dream that every meme shall be funny and every lulz contextual and not offensive, or at least tastefully so, and the glory of the board shall be revealed and all will fap together!

This is our hope, and our faith that I go back to filthy IRC with. And at long last, we will be able to join hands and sing you the song of my people, which goes all like this:

Lulz at last! Lulz at last! fark moot and Drew in the ass, lulz at last!


wut
 
2012-09-20 03:34:34 AM  

TV's Vinnie: I love how the crybabies at Drudge are whining that Obama is meeting with pirates and still won't talk with Netanyahu.

Maybe it's because you don't talk with Netanyahu but you are talked AT by Netanyahu. And we all know the warmongering little zit just wants to start WWIII by attacking Iran (and wants to be sure the cannon-fodder in the USA will bail his ass out when the inevitable backlash comes from the enire freaking middle east).

Sadly for Netanyahu, Obama's not his house n*gger.

Romney, on the other hand.....


"Sure, I'll send over troops after you attack Iran once I'm President. They say we'll only have 47% casualties but you know what I think about 47% of my own country don't you? LOL!"


I'll bet you're that guy who posts "We get it, he's black" every chance you get.
 
2012-09-20 03:36:02 AM  

Hot Carl To Go: TV's Vinnie: I love how the crybabies at Drudge are whining that Obama is meeting with pirates and still won't talk with Netanyahu.

Maybe it's because you don't talk with Netanyahu but you are talked AT by Netanyahu. And we all know the warmongering little zit just wants to start WWIII by attacking Iran (and wants to be sure the cannon-fodder in the USA will bail his ass out when the inevitable backlash comes from the enire freaking middle east).

Sadly for Netanyahu, Obama's not his house n*gger.

Romney, on the other hand.....


"Sure, I'll send over troops after you attack Iran once I'm President. They say we'll only have 47% casualties but you know what I think about 47% of my own country don't you? LOL!"

I'll bet you're that guy who posts "We get it, he's black" every chance you get.


We get it, you're white.
 
2012-09-20 03:42:29 AM  

Hot Carl To Go: TV's Vinnie: I love how the crybabies at Drudge are whining that Obama is meeting with pirates and still won't talk with Netanyahu.

Maybe it's because you don't talk with Netanyahu but you are talked AT by Netanyahu. And we all know the warmongering little zit just wants to start WWIII by attacking Iran (and wants to be sure the cannon-fodder in the USA will bail his ass out when the inevitable backlash comes from the enire freaking middle east).

Sadly for Netanyahu, Obama's not his house n*gger.

Romney, on the other hand.....


"Sure, I'll send over troops after you attack Iran once I'm President. They say we'll only have 47% casualties but you know what I think about 47% of my own country don't you? LOL!"

I'll bet you're that guy who posts "We get it, he's black" every chance you get.


You can sub out "house nubian" with "punk biatch" if it makes you feel less scared, whitey.

The point is still there.
 
2012-09-20 03:46:29 AM  
No one else in the country has any dignity, why should the President?
 
2012-09-20 03:50:05 AM  

untaken_name: No one else in the country has any dignity, why should the President?


Hurr.
 
2012-09-20 03:53:31 AM  
Pirates?
Ninjas?
Pffffft! I say!

www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-09-20 03:54:47 AM  

Sabyen91: untaken_name: No one else in the country has any dignity, why should the President?

Hurr.


Hey, nothing says "Commander in Chief of the United States" like "poppin criss" with rappers and hanging out with guys dressed up like thieving murderers.
 
2012-09-20 03:56:17 AM  

untaken_name: Sabyen91: untaken_name: No one else in the country has any dignity, why should the President?

Hurr.

Hey, nothing says "Commander in Chief of the United States" like "poppin criss" with rappers and hanging out with guys dressed up like thieving murderers.


After Bush I am not sure how anybody can say a word about dignity when referring to the president.
 
2012-09-20 04:11:08 AM  

untaken_name: Sabyen91: untaken_name: No one else in the country has any dignity, why should the President?

Hurr.

Hey, nothing says "Commander in Chief of the United States" like "poppin criss" with rappers and hanging out with guys dressed up like thieving murderers.


You're right, presidents should only be "poppin criss" with thieving murderers that are fat, white, and wear 2-thousand dollar suits.

upload.wikimedia.org

Hell, Lil' Dick actually popped a cap in a muthafarka and got him to apologize. THUG LIFE!
 
2012-09-20 04:14:00 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Pirates?
Ninjas?
Pffffft! I say!

[www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x946]


Of course vikings were better. They were ninja pirates :O
 
2012-09-20 04:36:00 AM  

wickedragon: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Pirates?
Ninjas?
Pffffft! I say!

[www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x946]

Of course vikings were better. They were ninja pirates :O


Vikings? I'm digging this.
 
Skr
2012-09-20 05:18:29 AM  
We all be scurvy dogs t' day.
 
2012-09-20 06:35:01 AM  

TV's Vinnie: I love how the crybabies at Drudge are whining that Obama is meeting with pirates and still won't talk with Netanyahu.

Maybe it's because you don't talk with Netanyahu but you are talked AT by Netanyahu. And we all know the warmongering little zit just wants to start WWIII by attacking Iran (and wants to be sure the cannon-fodder in the USA will bail his ass out when the inevitable backlash comes from the enire freaking middle east).

Sadly for Netanyahu, Obama's not his house n*gger.

Romney, on the other hand.....

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x370]
"Sure, I'll send over troops after you attack Iran once I'm President. They say we'll only have 47% casualties but you know what I think about 47% of my own country don't you? LOL!"




Pretty insightful geo-political analysis you have there.

I hear they have an opening at the State Department if you're interested.
 
2012-09-20 06:38:31 AM  
At first I thought Yahoo was taking a hard turn right, now I think they just post these stories to seriously troll the hell out of all the republican spammer/posters.......the comments would be hilarious if those people couldn't vote.
 
2012-09-20 06:55:37 AM  
I dont want my president to be cool I want him to do his job. But liberals are easily impressed and you will make as many excuse for him as he does about his failures.
 
2012-09-20 06:59:26 AM  

ramblinwreck: Comments on the host site are troll-tastic. People have no sense of humor it seems.


Embassy attacks, more people on food stamps than ever before, unemployment over 8% for almost 4 years is pure comedy gold!
 
2012-09-20 07:32:51 AM  

OhioUGrad: At first I thought Yahoo was taking a hard turn right, now I think they just post these stories to seriously troll the hell out of all the republican spammer/posters.......the comments would be hilarious if those people couldn't vote.


I love it when the rightards think "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FULLY ARMED AND OPERATION DOWN VOTE!". When you get some of those to your comments, you know you've hit a nerve in them.
 
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