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2012-09-19 09:58:44 PM
I would absolutely love to setup some kind of foundation to help children if not for the fact that I'd automatically be a suspect for pedophilia.

Do ANY of these people actually care about helping children and not just farking them?
 
2012-09-19 09:59:36 PM
Hey buddy, let's turn that frown upside down!
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2012-09-19 10:07:09 PM
He was:

Scout Master for Boy Scouts of America in Panama
Volunteer at an English orphanage
Involved in Explorer scout programs in California
Working with children in various places across the U.S. during 30 years in the Navy
President of StandUp for Kids (and still on the BOD unbelievably)

He certainly had a career path in mind, that's one hell of dedication.
 
2012-09-19 10:42:39 PM
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2012-09-20 01:27:44 AM
They really should form some Senate sub-committee or whatever that puts together some new, rigorous standards and runs these presidents of children's organizations through them.
 
2012-09-20 01:29:59 AM
Sandusky.

That is all.
 
2012-09-20 01:30:03 AM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 500x350]


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2012-09-20 01:31:13 AM

jdamaral: They really should form some Senate sub-committee or whatever that puts together some new, rigorous standards and runs these presidents of children's organizations through them.


Stop trying to "Out" the Congressional Officials of pedo.... Oh Wait!
 
2012-09-20 01:35:25 AM
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Dr. Honeydew became one with Beaker in a horrible experiment
 
2012-09-20 01:37:04 AM

the_rhino: Sandusky.

That is all.


You never go full Sandusky.

/subby's headline is better
 
2012-09-20 01:38:03 AM
- Dude, look at that chick with the juicy tits and curvy ass!! 

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- 'Meh'
 
2012-09-20 01:39:10 AM

LordOfThePings: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 351x380]

Dr. Honeydew became one with Beaker in a horrible experiment


John Locke has a Sad!
 
2012-09-20 01:41:49 AM
Okay, important safety tip: Don't go to movies or bring kids to Aurora, CO

/the more you know...
 
2012-09-20 01:43:13 AM
did he molest boys or a hot 17 year old "at risk" girl? I need to know before im outraged...
/gotta love those "at risk" girls..
//I sure did when I was a teen.
 
2012-09-20 01:43:31 AM
This makes me sick... I am so tired of this little slutty children constantly seducing these poor innocent scout masters and charity workers!!!
 
2012-09-20 01:56:13 AM

bighairyguy: Hey buddy, let's turn that frown upside down!
[img440.imageshack.us image 351x379]


AUUUUUGH. MY EYES.

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2012-09-20 02:01:30 AM
Apparently, if you are an "at-risk" child you're safer being "at risk" then getting help from organizations designed to help those "at risk".
 
2012-09-20 02:07:37 AM
The problem might be Us. Us non-pedo guys who like young people okay but don't want the hassles that go along with hanging out with them. This creates a vacuum for the bad guys to fill because for them benefits far outweigh the discomfort of any suspicious looks or side ways glances.

That said, it still makes me cautious when I hear people (mainly women) tossing around baseless accusations and suspicions about dudes they've seen playing with kids JUST because they feel like it's okay to say. Two people who don't like you can get together and cause you a lot of problems if you drop your guard.

Hell is other people.
 
2012-09-20 02:08:07 AM
Was anyone else trying to guess which stand up comedian is a pedo?
 
2012-09-20 02:09:38 AM

jaylectricity: I would absolutely love to setup some kind of foundation to help children if not for the fact that I'd automatically be a suspect for pedophilia.

Do ANY of these people actually care about helping children and not just farking them?


Sadly, THIS.
 
2012-09-20 02:13:37 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Okay, important safety tip: Don't go to movies or bring kids to Aurora, CO

/the more you know...


Wait!!! It's pretty great here. Just ignore that crime scene tape over there. *sigh*


/Seriously, I like living in Aurora
//despite all the shootings
///police shootings or not
 
2012-09-20 02:18:39 AM
Obvious tag out at recess?
 
2012-09-20 02:22:32 AM
Jesus. Looks like Walter. Never gonna watch Jeff Dunham in the same light again.
 
2012-09-20 02:28:29 AM
Founder of StandUp for Kids arrested for lying down with one

Yeah, subby, but I'll bet he was still standing up even when he was lying down.
 
2012-09-20 02:32:34 AM

beakerxf: jaylectricity: I would absolutely love to setup some kind of foundation to help children if not for the fact that I'd automatically be a suspect for pedophilia.

Do ANY of these people actually care about helping children and not just farking them?

Sadly, THIS.


Exactly. Hell, I can't even take my 8 month old daughter and 10 yr old step-son to the school park without helicopter moms glancing sideways and scooting toward their cars. I'm about to make a sign that says "I work out of state 9 months of the year. I'm home right now. Deal with it."
 
2012-09-20 02:36:00 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Founder of StandUp for Kids arrested for lying down with one

Yeah, subby, but I'll bet he was still standing up even when he was lying down.


Well, how else do you expect to get the leverage to penetrate a 12 year old. Those things are tight, you know.
 
2012-09-20 02:42:45 AM
Read the article, saw it was 7 counts for 1 kid. Among all his years there, the Boy Scouts, and 30 years in the Navy...

They say they serve homeless and "street" kids. In before "that's racist", but I've got that 'hoodrat baby-factory looking for an easy payout' vibe on this one.
 
2012-09-20 02:55:43 AM
Aurora gives me the shivers. I live just south of the arapahoe and parker intersection and i always grasp the steering wheel when i need to head north for an errand or something. What do you like about it exactly? Other than asian supermarkets, i don'T know what Aurora has other than crime, racial tension and pawn shops.
 
2012-09-20 02:58:15 AM

beakerxf: RoyFokker'sGhost: Okay, important safety tip: Don't go to movies or bring kids to Aurora, CO

/the more you know...

Wait!!! It's pretty great here. Just ignore that crime scene tape over there. *sigh*


/Seriously, I like living in Aurora
//despite all the shootings
///police shootings or not


That last post was in response to you, but i am sleep deprived and on a new phone with a crap keyboard. Sorry sorry.
 
2012-09-20 02:59:15 AM
This is straight out of an SVU episode. Actually a Mentalist episode too as I recall.

Might make a decent Burn Notice ep as well.
 
2012-09-20 02:59:59 AM

brobinson2001: Read the article, saw it was 7 counts for 1 kid. Among all his years there, the Boy Scouts, and 30 years in the Navy...

They say they serve homeless and "street" kids. In before "that's racist", but I've got that 'hoodrat baby-factory looking for an easy payout' vibe on this one.


It's not uncommon for child molesters to get away with their crimes for decades before being caught. It's suspected that Sandusky did the same.

Indeed, many never get caught.
 
2012-09-20 03:01:19 AM

spicorama: did he molest boys or a hot 17 year old "at risk" girl? I need to know before im outraged...
/gotta love those "at risk" girls..
//I sure did when I was a teen.


He should have been a responsible adult and frequented strip joints then. Like the rest of us do.
/not really but hey I have to stay in character while posting on Fark
 
2012-09-20 03:02:54 AM

Kaldea: Aurora gives me the shivers. I live just south of the arapahoe and parker intersection and i always grasp the steering wheel when i need to head north for an errand or something. What do you like about it exactly? Other than asian supermarkets, i don'T know what Aurora has other than crime, racial tension and pawn shops.


biatch, you need to learn how to drive.
 
2012-09-20 03:11:12 AM

farkityfarker: brobinson2001: Read the article, saw it was 7 counts for 1 kid. Among all his years there, the Boy Scouts, and 30 years in the Navy...

They say they serve homeless and "street" kids. In before "that's racist", but I've got that 'hoodrat baby-factory looking for an easy payout' vibe on this one.

It's not uncommon for child molesters to get away with their crimes for decades before being caught. It's suspected that Sandusky did the same.

Indeed, many never get caught.


And many low-income women find ways to supplement their prostitution/crack habits.

/lived and worked in a "poor"neighborhood
//coworkers talking about having more kids and faking being burgled for more money
///not a stereotype if it's always true

Also, mugshots aren't the most flattering.
 
2012-09-20 03:21:15 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: This is straight out of an SVU episode. Actually a Mentalist episode too as I recall.

Might make a decent Burn Notice ep as well.


Hell... Why not a "Person of Interest" episode? Reese could shoot the guy in the nads and then beat the crap out of him before leaving him for the police.
 
2012-09-20 03:30:45 AM

Mitch Mitchell: Kaldea: Aurora gives me the shivers. I live just south of the arapahoe and parker intersection and i always grasp the steering wheel when i need to head north for an errand or something. What do you like about it exactly? Other than asian supermarkets, i don'T know what Aurora has other than crime, racial tension and pawn shops.

biatch, you need to learn how to drive.


I... What? I'm not talking about the driving conditions being dangerous. Biatch. So hostile!
 
2012-09-20 04:39:17 AM

brobinson2001: farkityfarker: brobinson2001: Read the article, saw it was 7 counts for 1 kid. Among all his years there, the Boy Scouts, and 30 years in the Navy...

They say they serve homeless and "street" kids. In before "that's racist", but I've got that 'hoodrat baby-factory looking for an easy payout' vibe on this one.

It's not uncommon for child molesters to get away with their crimes for decades before being caught. It's suspected that Sandusky did the same.

Indeed, many never get caught.

And many low-income women find ways to supplement their prostitution/crack habits.

/lived and worked in a "poor"neighborhood
//coworkers talking about having more kids and faking being burgled for more money
///not a stereotype if it's always true

Also, mugshots aren't the most flattering.


It's also true that part of a child molestor's MO is to target children from bad neighborhoods and broken families because they are much easier targets.

Regardless of what your living situation has supposedly taught you about life, you have no info whatsoever to write off these charges as false.
 
2012-09-20 04:39:20 AM

brobinson2001: They say they serve homeless and "street" kids. In before "that's racist", but I've got that 'hoodrat baby-factory looking for an easy payout' vibe on this one.


And here we see the wild Internet racist in its natural habitat - making shiat up of whole cloth in a vain attempt to distract potential predators from its hilariously tiny penis. Now, if we just catch this one... Avoid the toxic derp spines, flip it over and... Crikey, even among Internet racists, that's a small one!
 
2012-09-20 04:42:29 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: ... making shiat up

out of whole cloth ...

/FTFM.
 
2012-09-20 05:48:53 AM
Any adult that wants to spend time with children is a pedophile. Never trust your children alone with a man unless he'll neglect them completely or, at best, use them to get into a woman's pants.
 
2012-09-20 08:52:52 AM
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Come with me child, let's play Explorer scout.
 
2012-09-20 09:28:06 AM

jaylectricity: I would absolutely love to setup some kind of foundation to help children if not for the fact that I'd automatically be a suspect for pedophilia.

Do ANY of these people actually care about helping children and not just farking them?


Well he was in the Navy for 30 years, He probably got gay during that time and progressed to children.
 
2012-09-20 09:31:01 AM
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2012-09-20 09:32:41 AM
I for one wanna wait a little bit before I cast my vengeful wrath at his name.
I mean,

jimmyego: He was:

Scout Master for Boy Scouts of America in Panama
Volunteer at an English orphanage
Involved in Explorer scout programs in California
Working with children in various places across the U.S. during 30 years in the Navy
President of StandUp for Kids (and still on the BOD unbelievably)

He certainly had a career path in mind, that's one hell of dedication.


THIS.

That is one hell of a dedicated career. Would be a shame if the kid is lying. I mean, who has ever heard of an at-risk neglected child just making shiat up before?
 
2012-09-20 11:26:25 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-20 11:30:01 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-20 12:42:30 PM
So I suppose the easiest way to get some underage tail is to start a foundation or organization or whatnot under the guide of helping kids, huh? Wonder if this is how the Catholic Church started ...

/runs like hell
 
2012-09-20 06:45:14 PM

jimmyego: He was:

Scout Master for Boy Scouts of America in Panama
Volunteer at an English orphanage
Involved in Explorer scout programs in California
Working with children in various places across the U.S. during 30 years in the Navy
President of StandUp for Kids (and still on the BOD unbelievably)

He certainly had a career path in mind, that's one hell of dedication.


When Willy Sutton was asked why he robbed banks, he replied, "Because that's where the money is."
 
2012-09-20 09:01:30 PM

spicorama: did he molest boys or a hot 17 year old "at risk" girl? I need to know before im outraged...


Let's see.... Scout Master for Boy Scouts of America in Panama, Explorer scout programs in California, 30 year Navy veteran.

Yeah, I'm going with boy on this one.

brobinson2001: but I've got that 'hoodrat baby-factory looking for an easy payout' vibe on this one.


I hope that's sarcasm.
 
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