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2012-09-19 11:49:20 PM

sage37: So she suddenly discovered pot and then quickly gained 30 lbs? Shocking...


Yeah... because somebody who covers herself in lobster parts and calls herself Lady GaGa must have never done drugs before now.
 
2012-09-19 11:50:01 PM

stonicus: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston


♪♪♫♫♪♪...One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong...♪♪♫♫♪♪
 
2012-09-19 11:50:16 PM

cretinbob: therepublika.files.wordpress.com

//soon


I don't see her on Fark so much any more, has she cleaned up her act, and keeping sober?
 
2012-09-19 11:50:40 PM

i877.photobucket.com


It's.... it's like... like one butt stacked on top of another....
 
2012-09-19 11:51:05 PM

MacEnvy: cman: alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?

1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose

Also, her knees were so very pointy, right?


Considering that I find Ke$ha hot, your assumption of me being Studman69 is off
 
2012-09-19 11:53:41 PM
She likes to eat...

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


Just skip the first 45 seconds
 
2012-09-19 11:57:33 PM

Harry_Seldon: cretinbob: [therepublika.files.wordpress.com image 267x400]

//soon

I don't see her on Fark so much any more, has she cleaned up her act, and keeping sober?


Oh yeah, she's hotter than Hell now.
 
2012-09-19 11:59:07 PM

Apos: Not photoshopped?


Cyberluddite: It's a truly sad thing when a woman not only gets fat, but her tits don't even get any bigger.


This seems fake to me
 
2012-09-20 12:04:23 AM

steamingpile: Mugato: true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.

Well her new shiat sucked and shes squirted out 2-3 kids now, I subscribe to Elvis' line of thinking, "once shes had dem babies, I gots no use for her no more" or something like that, speaking of elvis, Gaga appears to have eaten a few of his peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches.......

She also smoked a joint on stage so I guess that ban everyone says happened in other threads since they passed a law that its "only for citizens" didnt happen and I was right in saying all the shops werent going to comply locally just like they told us last year when we were over there.


Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times. And another thing is performers rarely get arrested for smoking weed on stage in the U.S, so I doubt they would do it over there.
 
2012-09-20 12:12:35 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: I dub her: Gaga Cass.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x853] 



dang. i seriously thought she was wearing a fat suit.
i had her pegged as one of those naturally waifish girls

in comparison
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-09-20 12:17:23 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Just skip the first 45 seconds


The weirdest part about that song is that a decade and a half ago, the chorus would have been about 30% faster and 200% better. As is, the song dragged a little.
 
2012-09-20 12:19:08 AM
Lady MooMoo?
Lady HaHa?

/going for the mature comment here
 
2012-09-20 12:19:58 AM

Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?


I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)
 
2012-09-20 12:20:50 AM

Porous Horace: Lady MooMoo?
Lady HaHa?

/going for the mature comment here


Definitely not Lady TaTa
 
2012-09-20 12:21:40 AM

ongbok: Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times.


I dont have to do research, I was over there talking to the owners of the shops after he heard we came over there expressly because they were banning it at the beginning of last year, both of them just laughed then said "The city is not following that national law, there is too much money being made for any local politician to push that view"

The problem with making it legal were the smaller areas who decided to get on the gravy train for free pot money, they had drunks from surrounding countries coming in and partying then tearing up the place, towns that didnt have the force in place to control the crowds. Those were the ones who were biatching and we saw it first hand on a trip to get tulips for the GFs mom, it was completely different than in amsterdam where most were well behaved and if they got out of line, cops were there to correct them quickly.

Here is a nice article to prove my point, it was supposed to be nationwide but the amsterdam resistance pushed theirs back a year, which coincides with when new people take office since they were counting on the conservatives losing a majority(which they did), all of this means that most cities will just decide on their own to stop selling or to continue selling. Whats really bad is that nobody even mentions the biggest issue over there, human slave trading into prostitution where they take girls then force them to work in the red light district, that is more of a problem than someone getting high. We are already planning to head back over there next year, I recommend people stay out of chain coffee shops, you will know which ones are chains since most tourists seem to flock to them, stay in smaller shops, the staff is more friendly and will help you out.

Personally I think pot will be made legal once most of the old generation dies off, 70+ that is, once that happens they will lose a majority of the people who think its a big farking deal, hell even my father doesnt see the big deal and hes in his 60s.
 
2012-09-20 12:25:05 AM

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


The pop stations play her latest song "Settle Down" all the damn time. I would suggest it's not that she's a has-been but that you're out of touch.

/I'll get off your lawn now
 
2012-09-20 12:35:52 AM
I guess she got tired of ripping of Madonna's look and went after Adele's?
 
2012-09-20 12:38:17 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Quantum Apostrophe: Just skip the first 45 seconds

The weirdest part about that song is that a decade and a half ago, the chorus would have been about 30% faster and 200% better. As is, the song dragged a little.


So you're a Chase Long Beach fan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzXY3Klzjw
 
2012-09-20 12:39:13 AM

steamingpile: ongbok: Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times.

Whats really bad is that nobody even mentions the biggest issue over there, human slave trading into prostitution where they take girls then force them to work in the red light district, that is more of a problem than someone getting high.


Actually, the women working in the RLD aren't the ones being forced into it. When Amsterdam legalized prostitution they did so to stop the trafficking. Working women over there are licensed nowadays and most of the seedy element has been removed. The area is a ton different than it was 5-10 years ago.
 
2012-09-20 12:46:15 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: Apos: Not photoshopped?

Cyberluddite: It's a truly sad thing when a woman not only gets fat, but her tits don't even get any bigger.

This seems fake to me


I knew a woman who got up to over 200 pounds and still had B cups.
 
2012-09-20 01:00:12 AM

SithLord: Bring her Solo soda and the Wookiee a cookie


fixed
 
2012-09-20 01:05:55 AM
Nobody bothered to scroll down?

i.dailymail.co.uk
(caption)
Meaty: Lady Gaga showed off a fuller figure as she sported her favourite carnivorous creation in Amsterdam on Tuesday night

i.dailymail.co.uk
(caption)
All covered up: Lady Gaga wore a positively demure outfit of a long-sleeved white coat dress as she left her hotel in Amsterdam on Wednesday night.

Based on the captions, i'd assume there was a fat suit involved. Check out the legs and chin.
 
2012-09-20 01:21:25 AM

omeganuepsilon: Nobody bothered to scroll down?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x853]
(caption)
Meaty: Lady Gaga showed off a fuller figure as she sported her favourite carnivorous creation in Amsterdam on Tuesday night

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x778]
(caption)
All covered up: Lady Gaga wore a positively demure outfit of a long-sleeved white coat dress as she left her hotel in Amsterdam on Wednesday night.

Based on the captions, i'd assume there was a fat suit involved. Check out the legs and chin.


I assume you've never met a woman who had stick legs and a big round torso or a woman who was relatively slim everywhere else and then had gigantic thighs.

Even knew a woman who had a flat ass and huge saddle bag thighs on the side.
 
2012-09-20 01:27:38 AM

Ghastly: [i877.photobucket.com image 201x161]

It's.... it's like... like one butt stacked on top of another....


i877.photobucket.comt3.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-20 01:29:09 AM

jaytkay: stonicus: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston

♪♪♫♫♪♪...One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong...♪♪♫♫♪♪


Boston is woman?
 
2012-09-20 01:43:33 AM

cman: alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?

1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose


your taste in music is what makes you look like a joke
 
2012-09-20 01:48:40 AM

FunkOut: I assume you've never met


I assume you didn't look at the two pictures I posted(or the others in the article) and make an honest attempt to spot the differences, or you failed that part of kindergarten a couple years ago.

Legs don't thin up over the period of one day, nor does a rather large extra chin vanish in the same period.

/seen all types
 
2012-09-20 01:56:31 AM

duffblue: cman: alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?

1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose

your taste in music is what makes you look like a joke


Ouch
 
2012-09-20 02:13:48 AM

omeganuepsilon: FunkOut: I assume you've never met

I assume you didn't look at the two pictures I posted(or the others in the article) and make an honest attempt to spot the differences, or you failed that part of kindergarten a couple years ago.

Legs don't thin up over the period of one day, nor does a rather large extra chin vanish in the same period.

/seen all types


No, I didn't look too closely because I don't really care for Lady Gaga, I don't take the internets as seriously as you, and I just type shiat and hit "add comment" without caring.

Dude, you're getting riled up about Lady Gagas photos on Fark. I mean, wow.
 
2012-09-20 02:30:58 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Quantum Apostrophe: Just skip the first 45 seconds

The weirdest part about that song is that a decade and a half ago, the chorus would have been about 30% faster and 200% better. As is, the song dragged a little.


Hadn't listened to the original track, only the remixes, and I have to say....lost my faith on this "new" No Doubt.
Baauer's remix is stellar, but the Major Lazer one is getting all the airplay.

/feelin' it
//Gwen still hot, though.
 
2012-09-20 02:36:09 AM
She looks very nice in the white outfit in the last few pics. Did something sting her, and make her puff up?
 
2012-09-20 02:47:09 AM
Good. The whole "I'll be grotesque but only in a way that still makes me a sex symbol" shtick was beyond played out before she even became a performer. It's disingenuous, you seem like you're taking risks when you're really not. If she takes some sort of GG Allin turn I'll actually have much more respect for her as an artist
 
2012-09-20 02:58:38 AM
you know what?

good for her.

curmudgeonly opinions aside,
good for her.
 
2012-09-20 03:02:04 AM
oops sorry

i thought it was a fat act
where she was making a point.
 
2012-09-20 03:08:19 AM

Tema213: steamingpile: ongbok: Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times.

Whats really bad is that nobody even mentions the biggest issue over there, human slave trading into prostitution where they take girls then force them to work in the red light district, that is more of a problem than someone getting high.

Actually, the women working in the RLD aren't the ones being forced into it. When Amsterdam legalized prostitution they did so to stop the trafficking. Working women over there are licensed nowadays and most of the seedy element has been removed. The area is a ton different than it was 5-10 years ago.


That's not true, crime organizations have taken over and force eastern European women by beating and threats, it was all over the news while we were over there last year.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_Netherlands#21st_c e ntury:_reducing_the_size_of_the_red_light_district
 
2012-09-20 03:16:04 AM
Now reading most of that I'm inclined to say their article is shiat since just last October we bought mushrooms and it says they have banned them. Either way, the news went on and on about trafficking of women, it was enough to make a person sick. We did learn you aren't allowed to take pics in the rld, even though the gf was taking a pic of their neon sign on the side of the building.
 
2012-09-20 03:34:21 AM
While do all pictures that appear in Daily Fail articles that call someone fat look as if someone adjusted the aspect ratio to something out of wack? She did put on weight but those pictures have definitely been crunched to make her look shorter and wider.
 
2012-09-20 03:55:22 AM
gah

//gah
 
2012-09-20 04:55:43 AM

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


Amen.

I happened to see her on the pregame for the first NFL game of the year and I was like "Damn, this chick looks just like she did when I was pausing her videos and fapping a decade-and-a-half ago."

Thankfully I didn't say it out loud. My chick has a quick backhand.......
 
2012-09-20 05:05:16 AM

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


Right, because that isn't photoshopped at all, and neither are those pics of Gaga!

I watched the attached video clip of her at that gig. She's not fat in the least. The photos have been tinkered with, much like that circus tent in the Nancy Drew story I read in 1970.

I loves me some Lady Gaga, so fark you if you've got a problem with it. I play drums in a metal band, and I listen to Hawaiian music in my car, in between Zeppelin, NWOBHM, classical, NPR, and mindless pop, with a little jazz and blues tossed into the mix.
 
2012-09-20 05:08:09 AM

kinkkerbelle: Did anyone watch the video? She's tiny. Those pics are shopped.


Sorry, I didn't see this before I posted. But I'm glad someone else noticed the obvious.
 
2012-09-20 05:18:41 AM

stonicus: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)


You'd pay to listen to Elton John sing, with no piano or other musical accompaniment?

I've seen/heard numerous clips of Lady Gaga onstage with only a piano. The woman is a brilliant arranger, a creative force, and has a hilarious personality. I get the whole "I have to hate her because she's popular, and female" thing (actually, I don't get it), but it's misplaced here.
 
2012-09-20 05:20:55 AM

MadAzza: stonicus: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)

You'd pay to listen to Elton John sing, with no piano or other musical accompaniment?

I've seen/heard numerous clips of Lady Gaga onstage with only a piano. The woman is a brilliant arranger, a creative force, and has a hilarious personality. I get the whole "I have to hate her because she's popular, and female" thing (actually, I don't get it), but it's misplaced here.


People ARE stupid
 
2012-09-20 05:32:45 AM
Wait a minute...there's 90 comments, and I've had this window open for 20 minutes while I do the washing up...

Let's see if I'm still in before the golf ball dimpler...
 
2012-09-20 05:33:46 AM
Gaga fan. Chubby chaser.

APPROVE.
 
2012-09-20 05:34:29 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-20 06:20:58 AM
She got the media to pay attention to her, so chock one up for Gaga. Remember, kiddies - there is no such thing as "bad" publicity.
 
2012-09-20 06:25:37 AM

omeganuepsilon:
Based on the captions, i'd assume there was a fat suit involved. Check out the legs and chin.


and make up.

Gaga is a huge troll for calling out the press with shiat like this.

watch.


cman: 2, she never really was hot


LOLWUT?

pics.blameitonthevoices.com

 
2012-09-20 06:29:46 AM
Took me a while but i found the original UN-PHOTOSHOPPED image that was taken advantage of in this article.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-20 07:09:29 AM

Owangotang: Da Bears need to sign her to block for Cutler.


Hey! Not cool man, not cool. Good point though.

You're going to lose your job Webb to a woman in fishnets!
 
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