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2012-09-19 07:00:23 PM
I thought those pictures had been shopped at first. She looks NOTHING like herself now. :(
 
2012-09-19 07:04:08 PM
I dub her: Gaga Cass.

i.dailymail.co.uk 

♫♪ Nobody can tell ya,
There's only one song worth singin',
They may try and sell ya,
As it hangs them up to see
someone like you

But you've gotta make your own kind of music
sing your own special song,
make your own kind of music even if nobody
else sing along...♪♫
 
2012-09-19 07:08:02 PM
It's a truly sad thing when a woman not only gets fat, but her tits don't even get any bigger.
 
2012-09-19 07:08:07 PM
Who cares, Rosie O'Donnell does it every day she steps out of her house
 
2012-09-19 07:12:20 PM

Cyberluddite: It's a truly sad thing when a woman not only gets fat, but her tits don't even get any bigger.


Yeah that's pretty rough.
 
2012-09-19 07:15:39 PM
If someone was able to sneak in a giant bag of flies....
 
2012-09-19 07:22:36 PM
Took me a bit to realize that isn't blood running down her left leg. Damn red shadow.
 
2012-09-19 08:00:07 PM
Not sure what look she's going for here
i877.photobucket.com
But you'd think someone might
tell her that this look isn't working
i877.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-19 08:07:54 PM
I hate you, subby.

Where is my eye bleach?
 
2012-09-19 08:11:44 PM
I feed my I feed my
Oh yes I feed my puffy face
 
2012-09-19 08:39:32 PM
1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?
 
2012-09-19 08:52:21 PM

cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?


Wrong
Wrong
So what ?
 
2012-09-19 08:53:16 PM
As far as I know, the only people who like her are unfortunate black fellows.
 
2012-09-19 08:59:26 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: black fellows


I was born a poor black child ...
/im very very very pale- its the Celtic genes
 
2012-09-19 09:05:12 PM

alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?


1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose
 
2012-09-19 09:16:07 PM
Not photoshopped?
 
2012-09-19 09:25:42 PM

DownDaRiver: Not sure what look she's going for here
[i877.photobucket.com image 116x415]
But you'd think someone might
tell her that this look isn't working
[i877.photobucket.com image 301x261]


I thought I went to People of Wal Mart for a minute.
 
2012-09-19 09:45:19 PM
And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

4.bp.blogspot.com

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.
 
2012-09-19 09:54:43 PM

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


You never heard "this shiat is bananas"?
 
2012-09-19 10:18:21 PM
There. Are. Four. Butts!
 
2012-09-19 10:27:47 PM
Wow,

She pulled a Britney.
 
2012-09-19 10:28:23 PM
stylefrizz.com
s6.thisnext.com
 
2012-09-19 10:54:23 PM

Cyberluddite: It's a truly sad thing when a woman not only gets fat, but her tits don't even get any bigger.


One of life's great tragedies. A fat a-cup chick. Those are mournful tits.
 
2012-09-19 10:56:08 PM

Fano: Those are mournful tits.


Cancer held a fundraiser to stamp out her tits.
 
2012-09-19 11:03:47 PM
you never go full britney
 
2012-09-19 11:04:09 PM
All I see is more $ signs
 
2012-09-19 11:08:21 PM
Suit made of human cellulite?

Unfortunately, it looks like she put her ass into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2012-09-19 11:10:41 PM
Jebus woman just stop it. People like your music well enough without your having to resort to retarded stunts like this for attention.
 
2012-09-19 11:10:47 PM
At the point where you're gaining or losing massive amounts of weight to attract attention, it's time to stop.
 
2012-09-19 11:11:54 PM

albuquerquehalsey: Fano: Those are mournful tits.

Cancer held a fundraiser to stamp out her tits.


I wanna give her tits a hug and tell them that Sparky went to a farm out in the country where he can run and play all day.
 
2012-09-19 11:14:22 PM

cman: You never heard "this shiat is bananas"?


I keep on forgetting that was her. Goddmait, Gwen, what the hell.

That shiat was bananas.
 
2012-09-19 11:14:39 PM
I appreciate her dedication to her craft. 'Raging Bull' is a classic.
 
kab
2012-09-19 11:17:15 PM
When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.
 
2012-09-19 11:21:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-19 11:22:26 PM

Mugato: true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


Well her new shiat sucked and shes squirted out 2-3 kids now, I subscribe to Elvis' line of thinking, "once shes had dem babies, I gots no use for her no more" or something like that, speaking of elvis, Gaga appears to have eaten a few of his peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches.......

She also smoked a joint on stage so I guess that ban everyone says happened in other threads since they passed a law that its "only for citizens" didnt happen and I was right in saying all the shops werent going to comply locally just like they told us last year when we were over there.
 
2012-09-19 11:22:47 PM
At least we know what she does with the meat dresses after wearing them.
 
2012-09-19 11:23:57 PM
Also, while the Gwen photo is pretty, it appears to be airbrushed to hell, she looks good but her body is not like it was when she was just coming onto the scene or that is a really old photograph.
 
2012-09-19 11:25:15 PM
Da Bears need to sign her to block for Cutler.
 
2012-09-19 11:26:08 PM
Oh come now, folks...I call shenannigans.

The pictures are from about 10 different shows.
 
2012-09-19 11:26:10 PM
Did anyone watch the video? She's tiny. Those pics are shopped.
 
2012-09-19 11:26:12 PM
Go away already!!!!
 
2012-09-19 11:31:02 PM
Bring her Solo and the Wookiee
 
2012-09-19 11:31:40 PM

cman: alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?

1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose


Also, her knees were so very pointy, right?
 
2012-09-19 11:34:49 PM
She could do a duo with Axl Rose.

www.thedailyrock.com
 
2012-09-19 11:39:19 PM
So she suddenly discovered pot and then quickly gained 30 lbs? Shocking...
 
2012-09-19 11:41:04 PM
I thought i saw pictures of her from just a few days ago, and she didn't look fat.

She gained all that weight in about 48 hours. Impressive.
 
2012-09-19 11:42:19 PM

SkylineRecords: albuquerquehalsey: Fano: Those are mournful tits.

Cancer held a fundraiser to stamp out her tits.

I wanna give her tits a hug and tell them that Sparky went to a farm out in the country where he can run and play all day.


Ted and Marshall drove, silently listening to "Goodbye, Sparky." Kenny Rogers was reading a passage toward the end of the audiobook about how he should have made more time for Sparky even though he loved his wife, Helen. Sparky walked in front of a Cadillac and "got splattered like a watermelon in one of them Gallagher shows."
 
2012-09-19 11:43:33 PM

kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.


She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.
 
2012-09-19 11:43:53 PM
therepublika.files.wordpress.com

//soon
 
2012-09-19 11:47:38 PM

stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.



Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?
 
2012-09-19 11:49:20 PM

sage37: So she suddenly discovered pot and then quickly gained 30 lbs? Shocking...


Yeah... because somebody who covers herself in lobster parts and calls herself Lady GaGa must have never done drugs before now.
 
2012-09-19 11:50:01 PM

stonicus: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston


♪♪♫♫♪♪...One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong...♪♪♫♫♪♪
 
2012-09-19 11:50:16 PM

cretinbob: therepublika.files.wordpress.com

//soon


I don't see her on Fark so much any more, has she cleaned up her act, and keeping sober?
 
2012-09-19 11:50:40 PM

i877.photobucket.com


It's.... it's like... like one butt stacked on top of another....
 
2012-09-19 11:51:05 PM

MacEnvy: cman: alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?

1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose

Also, her knees were so very pointy, right?


Considering that I find Ke$ha hot, your assumption of me being Studman69 is off
 
2012-09-19 11:53:41 PM
She likes to eat...

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


Just skip the first 45 seconds
 
2012-09-19 11:57:33 PM

Harry_Seldon: cretinbob: [therepublika.files.wordpress.com image 267x400]

//soon

I don't see her on Fark so much any more, has she cleaned up her act, and keeping sober?


Oh yeah, she's hotter than Hell now.
 
2012-09-19 11:59:07 PM

Apos: Not photoshopped?


Cyberluddite: It's a truly sad thing when a woman not only gets fat, but her tits don't even get any bigger.


This seems fake to me
 
2012-09-20 12:04:23 AM

steamingpile: Mugato: true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.

Well her new shiat sucked and shes squirted out 2-3 kids now, I subscribe to Elvis' line of thinking, "once shes had dem babies, I gots no use for her no more" or something like that, speaking of elvis, Gaga appears to have eaten a few of his peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches.......

She also smoked a joint on stage so I guess that ban everyone says happened in other threads since they passed a law that its "only for citizens" didnt happen and I was right in saying all the shops werent going to comply locally just like they told us last year when we were over there.


Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times. And another thing is performers rarely get arrested for smoking weed on stage in the U.S, so I doubt they would do it over there.
 
2012-09-20 12:12:35 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: I dub her: Gaga Cass.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x853] 



dang. i seriously thought she was wearing a fat suit.
i had her pegged as one of those naturally waifish girls

in comparison
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-09-20 12:17:23 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Just skip the first 45 seconds


The weirdest part about that song is that a decade and a half ago, the chorus would have been about 30% faster and 200% better. As is, the song dragged a little.
 
2012-09-20 12:19:08 AM
Lady MooMoo?
Lady HaHa?

/going for the mature comment here
 
2012-09-20 12:19:58 AM

Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?


I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)
 
2012-09-20 12:20:50 AM

Porous Horace: Lady MooMoo?
Lady HaHa?

/going for the mature comment here


Definitely not Lady TaTa
 
2012-09-20 12:21:40 AM

ongbok: Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times.


I dont have to do research, I was over there talking to the owners of the shops after he heard we came over there expressly because they were banning it at the beginning of last year, both of them just laughed then said "The city is not following that national law, there is too much money being made for any local politician to push that view"

The problem with making it legal were the smaller areas who decided to get on the gravy train for free pot money, they had drunks from surrounding countries coming in and partying then tearing up the place, towns that didnt have the force in place to control the crowds. Those were the ones who were biatching and we saw it first hand on a trip to get tulips for the GFs mom, it was completely different than in amsterdam where most were well behaved and if they got out of line, cops were there to correct them quickly.

Here is a nice article to prove my point, it was supposed to be nationwide but the amsterdam resistance pushed theirs back a year, which coincides with when new people take office since they were counting on the conservatives losing a majority(which they did), all of this means that most cities will just decide on their own to stop selling or to continue selling. Whats really bad is that nobody even mentions the biggest issue over there, human slave trading into prostitution where they take girls then force them to work in the red light district, that is more of a problem than someone getting high. We are already planning to head back over there next year, I recommend people stay out of chain coffee shops, you will know which ones are chains since most tourists seem to flock to them, stay in smaller shops, the staff is more friendly and will help you out.

Personally I think pot will be made legal once most of the old generation dies off, 70+ that is, once that happens they will lose a majority of the people who think its a big farking deal, hell even my father doesnt see the big deal and hes in his 60s.
 
2012-09-20 12:25:05 AM

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


The pop stations play her latest song "Settle Down" all the damn time. I would suggest it's not that she's a has-been but that you're out of touch.

/I'll get off your lawn now
 
2012-09-20 12:35:52 AM
I guess she got tired of ripping of Madonna's look and went after Adele's?
 
2012-09-20 12:38:17 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Quantum Apostrophe: Just skip the first 45 seconds

The weirdest part about that song is that a decade and a half ago, the chorus would have been about 30% faster and 200% better. As is, the song dragged a little.


So you're a Chase Long Beach fan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzXY3Klzjw
 
2012-09-20 12:39:13 AM

steamingpile: ongbok: Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times.

Whats really bad is that nobody even mentions the biggest issue over there, human slave trading into prostitution where they take girls then force them to work in the red light district, that is more of a problem than someone getting high.


Actually, the women working in the RLD aren't the ones being forced into it. When Amsterdam legalized prostitution they did so to stop the trafficking. Working women over there are licensed nowadays and most of the seedy element has been removed. The area is a ton different than it was 5-10 years ago.
 
2012-09-20 12:46:15 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: Apos: Not photoshopped?

Cyberluddite: It's a truly sad thing when a woman not only gets fat, but her tits don't even get any bigger.

This seems fake to me


I knew a woman who got up to over 200 pounds and still had B cups.
 
2012-09-20 01:00:12 AM

SithLord: Bring her Solo soda and the Wookiee a cookie


fixed
 
2012-09-20 01:05:55 AM
Nobody bothered to scroll down?

i.dailymail.co.uk
(caption)
Meaty: Lady Gaga showed off a fuller figure as she sported her favourite carnivorous creation in Amsterdam on Tuesday night

i.dailymail.co.uk
(caption)
All covered up: Lady Gaga wore a positively demure outfit of a long-sleeved white coat dress as she left her hotel in Amsterdam on Wednesday night.

Based on the captions, i'd assume there was a fat suit involved. Check out the legs and chin.
 
2012-09-20 01:21:25 AM

omeganuepsilon: Nobody bothered to scroll down?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x853]
(caption)
Meaty: Lady Gaga showed off a fuller figure as she sported her favourite carnivorous creation in Amsterdam on Tuesday night

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x778]
(caption)
All covered up: Lady Gaga wore a positively demure outfit of a long-sleeved white coat dress as she left her hotel in Amsterdam on Wednesday night.

Based on the captions, i'd assume there was a fat suit involved. Check out the legs and chin.


I assume you've never met a woman who had stick legs and a big round torso or a woman who was relatively slim everywhere else and then had gigantic thighs.

Even knew a woman who had a flat ass and huge saddle bag thighs on the side.
 
2012-09-20 01:27:38 AM

Ghastly: [i877.photobucket.com image 201x161]

It's.... it's like... like one butt stacked on top of another....


i877.photobucket.comt3.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-20 01:29:09 AM

jaytkay: stonicus: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston

♪♪♫♫♪♪...One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong...♪♪♫♫♪♪


Boston is woman?
 
2012-09-20 01:43:33 AM

cman: alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?

1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose


your taste in music is what makes you look like a joke
 
2012-09-20 01:48:40 AM

FunkOut: I assume you've never met


I assume you didn't look at the two pictures I posted(or the others in the article) and make an honest attempt to spot the differences, or you failed that part of kindergarten a couple years ago.

Legs don't thin up over the period of one day, nor does a rather large extra chin vanish in the same period.

/seen all types
 
2012-09-20 01:56:31 AM

duffblue: cman: alienated: cman: 1, her music is stupid
2, she never really was hot
3, she is pretty damn strange

Why do people like her?

Wrong
Wrong
So what ?

1, yes, her music is stupid. Dance pop is terrible overrated shiat. As a person who loves his electronic dance music (trance, hardstyle, handz up) I can attest to the fact that her music makes our genre look like a joke.
2, No, she never was hot. The only time she remotely was hot was when she had 10 pounds of clown makeup on her face.
3, someone who wears meat clothing is gonna have a bit of a few screws loose

your taste in music is what makes you look like a joke


Ouch
 
2012-09-20 02:13:48 AM

omeganuepsilon: FunkOut: I assume you've never met

I assume you didn't look at the two pictures I posted(or the others in the article) and make an honest attempt to spot the differences, or you failed that part of kindergarten a couple years ago.

Legs don't thin up over the period of one day, nor does a rather large extra chin vanish in the same period.

/seen all types


No, I didn't look too closely because I don't really care for Lady Gaga, I don't take the internets as seriously as you, and I just type shiat and hit "add comment" without caring.

Dude, you're getting riled up about Lady Gagas photos on Fark. I mean, wow.
 
2012-09-20 02:30:58 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Quantum Apostrophe: Just skip the first 45 seconds

The weirdest part about that song is that a decade and a half ago, the chorus would have been about 30% faster and 200% better. As is, the song dragged a little.


Hadn't listened to the original track, only the remixes, and I have to say....lost my faith on this "new" No Doubt.
Baauer's remix is stellar, but the Major Lazer one is getting all the airplay.

/feelin' it
//Gwen still hot, though.
 
2012-09-20 02:36:09 AM
She looks very nice in the white outfit in the last few pics. Did something sting her, and make her puff up?
 
2012-09-20 02:47:09 AM
Good. The whole "I'll be grotesque but only in a way that still makes me a sex symbol" shtick was beyond played out before she even became a performer. It's disingenuous, you seem like you're taking risks when you're really not. If she takes some sort of GG Allin turn I'll actually have much more respect for her as an artist
 
2012-09-20 02:58:38 AM
you know what?

good for her.

curmudgeonly opinions aside,
good for her.
 
2012-09-20 03:02:04 AM
oops sorry

i thought it was a fat act
where she was making a point.
 
2012-09-20 03:08:19 AM

Tema213: steamingpile: ongbok: Do some research. The ban wasn't going to be an overnight ban. It was going to take place in several phases affecting different parts of the country at different times.

Whats really bad is that nobody even mentions the biggest issue over there, human slave trading into prostitution where they take girls then force them to work in the red light district, that is more of a problem than someone getting high.

Actually, the women working in the RLD aren't the ones being forced into it. When Amsterdam legalized prostitution they did so to stop the trafficking. Working women over there are licensed nowadays and most of the seedy element has been removed. The area is a ton different than it was 5-10 years ago.


That's not true, crime organizations have taken over and force eastern European women by beating and threats, it was all over the news while we were over there last year.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_Netherlands#21st_c e ntury:_reducing_the_size_of_the_red_light_district
 
2012-09-20 03:16:04 AM
Now reading most of that I'm inclined to say their article is shiat since just last October we bought mushrooms and it says they have banned them. Either way, the news went on and on about trafficking of women, it was enough to make a person sick. We did learn you aren't allowed to take pics in the rld, even though the gf was taking a pic of their neon sign on the side of the building.
 
2012-09-20 03:34:21 AM
While do all pictures that appear in Daily Fail articles that call someone fat look as if someone adjusted the aspect ratio to something out of wack? She did put on weight but those pictures have definitely been crunched to make her look shorter and wider.
 
2012-09-20 03:55:22 AM
gah

//gah
 
2012-09-20 04:55:43 AM

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


Amen.

I happened to see her on the pregame for the first NFL game of the year and I was like "Damn, this chick looks just like she did when I was pausing her videos and fapping a decade-and-a-half ago."

Thankfully I didn't say it out loud. My chick has a quick backhand.......
 
2012-09-20 05:05:16 AM

Mugato: And yet Gwen Stefani still looks like this

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x592]

true, I haven't heard anything she's done for a decade but who cares.


Right, because that isn't photoshopped at all, and neither are those pics of Gaga!

I watched the attached video clip of her at that gig. She's not fat in the least. The photos have been tinkered with, much like that circus tent in the Nancy Drew story I read in 1970.

I loves me some Lady Gaga, so fark you if you've got a problem with it. I play drums in a metal band, and I listen to Hawaiian music in my car, in between Zeppelin, NWOBHM, classical, NPR, and mindless pop, with a little jazz and blues tossed into the mix.
 
2012-09-20 05:08:09 AM

kinkkerbelle: Did anyone watch the video? She's tiny. Those pics are shopped.


Sorry, I didn't see this before I posted. But I'm glad someone else noticed the obvious.
 
2012-09-20 05:18:41 AM

stonicus: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)


You'd pay to listen to Elton John sing, with no piano or other musical accompaniment?

I've seen/heard numerous clips of Lady Gaga onstage with only a piano. The woman is a brilliant arranger, a creative force, and has a hilarious personality. I get the whole "I have to hate her because she's popular, and female" thing (actually, I don't get it), but it's misplaced here.
 
2012-09-20 05:20:55 AM

MadAzza: stonicus: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)

You'd pay to listen to Elton John sing, with no piano or other musical accompaniment?

I've seen/heard numerous clips of Lady Gaga onstage with only a piano. The woman is a brilliant arranger, a creative force, and has a hilarious personality. I get the whole "I have to hate her because she's popular, and female" thing (actually, I don't get it), but it's misplaced here.


People ARE stupid
 
2012-09-20 05:32:45 AM
Wait a minute...there's 90 comments, and I've had this window open for 20 minutes while I do the washing up...

Let's see if I'm still in before the golf ball dimpler...
 
2012-09-20 05:33:46 AM
Gaga fan. Chubby chaser.

APPROVE.
 
2012-09-20 05:34:29 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-20 06:20:58 AM
She got the media to pay attention to her, so chock one up for Gaga. Remember, kiddies - there is no such thing as "bad" publicity.
 
2012-09-20 06:25:37 AM

omeganuepsilon:
Based on the captions, i'd assume there was a fat suit involved. Check out the legs and chin.


and make up.

Gaga is a huge troll for calling out the press with shiat like this.

watch.


cman: 2, she never really was hot


LOLWUT?

pics.blameitonthevoices.com

 
2012-09-20 06:29:46 AM
Took me a while but i found the original UN-PHOTOSHOPPED image that was taken advantage of in this article.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-20 07:09:29 AM

Owangotang: Da Bears need to sign her to block for Cutler.


Hey! Not cool man, not cool. Good point though.

You're going to lose your job Webb to a woman in fishnets!
 
2012-09-20 07:24:10 AM
well now we can watch her struggle to lose the weight just like with Kirstie, Marie, Oprah, Jessica etc... Its the template.


/Thicker than cold grits
 
2012-09-20 08:17:18 AM
i877.photobucket.com
This happens when This eats:
www.scuffletown.org
/Starbuck would hit it
//In both
 
2012-09-20 08:19:32 AM
I didn't know she got married.
 
2012-09-20 09:47:16 AM

stonicus: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)


I would, in fact, that would be the only way I would go to one of her concerts. Have you ever heard her sit with a piano and just sing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RS3XUEgWC0
 
2012-09-20 09:49:16 AM
wow. simply wow. I really thought she was porking it up, and came to fark to watch you guys make fun of her. well done btw. But then i saw the unphotoshopped pic, and did a switch back and forth comparison. It's... fascinating. That shadow that was confusing your brain? yeah thats because it follows the outline of her actual leg.

fark you, daily fail.
 
2012-09-20 09:55:29 AM
makeagif.com 

why yes, i do have too much time on my hands
 
2012-09-20 09:59:08 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


Holy shiat, I am gonna barf. Wtf is this?! I don't even....
 
2012-09-20 10:15:08 AM

bob_ross: There. Are. Four. Butts!


X'D
 
2012-09-20 10:24:52 AM

stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


This might shock you, but she is a juliard trained pianist and songwriter, and does all of her own material. She wrote songs for other pop singers before she started performing too.
 
2012-09-20 10:47:03 AM
As someone with some Big Italian genetics, I can attest that if you get off the diet and exercise train it takes an amazingly small amount of time to pack on a tremendous proportion of weight ... particularly when you've grown up with baked ziti, braciole and sausage&peppers as comfort food.  Those Jersey Shore guys are going to balloon up to Tony Sparano, Bobby Bacala and Big Puss in middle age as soon as they get off the juice and GTL lifestyle.
 
2012-09-20 10:55:12 AM

stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Yeah, you'd never see Pink Floyd resort to stage gimmicks *eyeroll*.

Boston was bloated,boring as fark arena rock and represented the worst aspect of the 70s. The best part of the 70s were the "entertainers".


assets.flavorwire.com

wers.org

www.vodamusic.com

www.thunders.ca
 
2012-09-20 11:16:22 AM

MadAzza: stonicus: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

I mean noone is gonna go sit in for "An A Capella Evening With Gaga".
They would for Elton John. =)

You'd pay to listen to Elton John sing, with no piano or other musical accompaniment?

I've seen/heard numerous clips of Lady Gaga onstage with only a piano. The woman is a brilliant arranger, a creative force, and has a hilarious personality. I get the whole "I have to hate her because she's popular, and female" thing (actually, I don't get it), but it's misplaced here.


Might have something to do with the fact that the most important part, songwriting, are about at the same level or worse than Ace of Base. Wow, Po-Po-Po-Po-Po Poker Face, farking genius.
 
2012-09-20 11:20:36 AM

browntimmy: Might have something to do with the fact that the most important part, songwriting, are about at the same level or worse than Ace of Base.


Or Beastie Boys, for that matter.

What-cha, What-cha, What-cha Want? Whatcha want?
 
2012-09-20 12:21:33 PM
She needs to learn that a curvy figure is awesome, but it does not mix well with tight waistbands on her stockings.

Also, did she puff-puff-pass to her crew, or did she Bogart that whole thing?
That wasn't a joint, it was a whole damned skeletal system!
 
2012-09-20 12:28:05 PM

FunkOut: on Fark


Welcome to Fark!
 
2012-09-20 12:50:14 PM
www.anthonyhopkinsmovies.com
 
2012-09-20 12:58:36 PM

MetaCarpal: She needs to learn that a curvy figure is awesome, but it does not mix well with tight waistbands on her stockings.

Also, did she puff-puff-pass to her crew, or did she Bogart that whole thing?
That wasn't a joint, it was a whole damned skeletal system!


She tossed it back into the audience.
 
2012-09-20 01:08:09 PM
She looks skinny compared to most of the women I see everyday.
 
2012-09-20 01:47:43 PM

InmanRoshi: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.

Yeah, you'd never see Pink Floyd resort to stage gimmicks *eyeroll*.

Boston was bloated,boring as fark arena rock and represented the worst aspect of the 70s. The best part of the 70s were the "entertainers".



You must not have been alive in the 70s. The best part of the late 60s early 70s were bands that just walked on stage and played great music like The Allman Bros, Grateful Dead, Neil Young, Procul Harem etc. I was a big fan of Bowie when I heard his first album so I went to see his first live tour in the US and it made me throw up.
 
2012-09-20 02:08:47 PM

Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?


She may be able to play and write, but I do not believe she writes anything that she puts out, there are a gaggle of producers behind all that pop garbage. I think the stuff she actually writes is more ballad type, not pop.
 
2012-09-20 02:08:56 PM

CMYK and PMS: InmanRoshi: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.

Yeah, you'd never see Pink Floyd resort to stage gimmicks *eyeroll*.

Boston was bloated,boring as fark arena rock and represented the worst aspect of the 70s. The best part of the 70s were the "entertainers".


You must not have been alive in the 70s. The best part of the late 60s early 70s were bands that just walked on stage and played great music like The Allman Bros, Grateful Dead, Neil Young, Procul Harem etc. I was a big fan of Bowie when I heard his first album so I went to see his first live tour in the US and it made me throw up.


When I want musical virtuosity, I watch classically trained musicians, not bloated arena guitar cock rock in a stadium surrounded by mullet headed gluehuffers. If I'm seeing a pop music show (and don't kid yourself, unless you're playing something like free form avant garde jazz it's all some flavor of pop music with standard pop structure), I'm expecting entertaining spectacle.
 
2012-09-20 02:17:13 PM

OhioUGrad: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

She may be able to play and write, but I do not believe she writes anything that she puts out, there are a gaggle of producers behind all that pop garbage. I think the stuff she actually writes is more ballad type, not pop.


She can write ballads, but can't write pop? It;s like saying that Shakespear can write tragedies, but can't write comedies
 
2012-09-20 02:20:44 PM

InmanRoshi: CMYK and PMS: InmanRoshi: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.

Yeah, you'd never see Pink Floyd resort to stage gimmicks *eyeroll*.

Boston was bloated,boring as fark arena rock and represented the worst aspect of the 70s. The best part of the 70s were the "entertainers".


You must not have been alive in the 70s. The best part of the late 60s early 70s were bands that just walked on stage and played great music like The Allman Bros, Grateful Dead, Neil Young, Procul Harem etc. I was a big fan of Bowie when I heard his first album so I went to see his first live tour in the US and it made me throw up.

When I want musical virtuosity, I watch classically trained musicians, not bloated arena guitar cock rock in a stadium surrounded by mullet headed gluehuffers. If I'm seeing a pop music show (and don't kid yourself, unless you're playing something like free form avant garde jazz it's all some flavor of pop music with standard pop structure), I'm expecting entertaining spectacle.


So why would you buy Lady Gaga's albums? I don't think her music reflects her artistic stage persona at all, it's just standard dancy pop fluff.
 
2012-09-20 02:57:00 PM

LewDux: OhioUGrad: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

She may be able to play and write, but I do not believe she writes anything that she puts out, there are a gaggle of producers behind all that pop garbage. I think the stuff she actually writes is more ballad type, not pop.

She can write ballads, but can't write pop? It;s like saying that Shakespear can write tragedies, but can't write comedies


Didn't say she "can't write pop" saying that she doesn't. You do realize that 99% of pop music is composed by producers that you never see or hear from, right?
 
2012-09-20 03:14:49 PM

Harry_Seldon: cretinbob: [therepublika.files.wordpress.com image 267x400]

//soon

I don't see her on Fark so much any more, has she cleaned up her act, and keeping sober?


In a manner of speaking. Her new method has a 100% success rate too. There is one small drawback.
 
2012-09-20 03:14:52 PM

InmanRoshi: When I want musical virtuosity, I watch classically trained musicians, not bloated arena guitar cock rock in a stadium surrounded by mullet headed gluehuffers. If I'm seeing a pop music show (and don't kid yourself, unless you're playing something like free form avant garde jazz it's all some flavor of pop music with standard pop structure), I'm expecting entertaining spectacle


So you just don't know what you're talking about. Good to know. If music isn't your area of expertise don't worry, I'm sure there is a thread about Kim Kardashian or facebook around here that you can join.
 
2012-09-20 03:15:36 PM

OhioUGrad: LewDux: OhioUGrad: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

She may be able to play and write, but I do not believe she writes anything that she puts out, there are a gaggle of producers behind all that pop garbage. I think the stuff she actually writes is more ballad type, not pop.

She can write ballads, but can't write pop? It;s like saying that Shakespear can write tragedies, but can't write comedies

Didn't say she "can't write pop" saying that she doesn't. You do realize that 99% of pop music is composed by producers that you never see or hear from, right?


THANK YOU! Good to see some people haven't been bamboozled by The Corporate Machine.
At best, The Gargoyle is a lyricist. I sincerely doubt a song completely written, performed, produced & engineered by her would crack the top 100 - she's relied on producers' back-catalogs for far too long.

And if any single person tries to point out her on stage alone with a piano, it had best not be a clip from over 6 years ago. You know the ones: the ones where it was evident she would not be famous if she continued to perform that way.
 
2012-09-20 03:48:40 PM

CMYK and PMS: InmanRoshi: When I want musical virtuosity, I watch classically trained musicians, not bloated arena guitar cock rock in a stadium surrounded by mullet headed gluehuffers. If I'm seeing a pop music show (and don't kid yourself, unless you're playing something like free form avant garde jazz it's all some flavor of pop music with standard pop structure), I'm expecting entertaining spectacle

So you just don't know what you're talking about. Good to know. If music isn't your area of expertise don't worry, I'm sure there is a thread about Kim Kardashian or facebook around here that you can join.


Yeah, lemme guess ... the way your favorite musician arranges their do ra me so fa la te dos is TEH SIRIUS BIZNEZZZ HURRRRRRR11111111!11!!!!!!
 
2012-09-20 03:51:47 PM

LisaNeedsBraces: THANK YOU! Good to see some people haven't been bamboozled by The Corporate Machine.
At best, The Gargoyle is a lyricist. I sincerely doubt a song completely written, performed, produced & engineered by her would crack the top 100 - she's relied on producers' back-catalogs for far too long.


As far as I'm concerned, the moment you step on stage in front of an audience under lights you're just an "entertainer" who's attention whoring.

I actually only support and listen to musicians who never perform music. I got more cool cred than you. Whar my peer approval and social proof? Whar?
 
2012-09-20 04:08:39 PM

OhioUGrad: LewDux: OhioUGrad: Christian Bale: stonicus: kab: When folks are more concerned with what you look like than what you sound like, you've failed as a musician.

She's not a musician, she's an entertainer... like Madonna, Britney, Christina...
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Boston... those were musicians.


Well to be fair she does actually play piano and write music.

So she's more like Elton John. Is he just an entertainer?

She may be able to play and write, but I do not believe she writes anything that she puts out, there are a gaggle of producers behind all that pop garbage. I think the stuff she actually writes is more ballad type, not pop.

She can write ballads, but can't write pop? It;s like saying that Shakespear can write tragedies, but can't write comedies

Didn't say she "can't write pop" saying that she doesn't. You do realize that 99% of pop music is composed by producers that you never see or hear from, right?


What percent of pop music is produced by composers?
 
2012-09-20 04:25:28 PM
She went to CTY (meaning she was doing decently well on her SATs when she was still in Middle School), I'd put good money on her being the brains behind her success.
 
2012-09-20 04:30:07 PM
Well between this:

InmanRoshi: ot bloated arena guitar cock rock in a stadium surrounded by mullet headed gluehuffers.

And this:

InmanRoshi: Yeah, lemme guess ... the way your favorite musician arranges their do ra me so fa la te dos is TEH SIRIUS BIZNEZZZ HURRRRRRR11111111!11!!!!!!


I guess we know all we need to about you
 
2012-09-20 04:34:11 PM

LisaNeedsBraces: And if any single person tries to point out her on stage alone with a piano, it had best not be a clip from over 6 years ago.


This is about a year old

This one too (skip to 1:30 for the music)
 
2012-09-20 06:01:33 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Gaga should stick to God's one-assed schematics.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-20 06:41:09 PM

omeganuepsilon: FunkOut: on Fark

Welcome to Fark!


Been here since 2003.

Just can't believe a man is that excited to argue about Gaga.
 
2012-09-20 11:17:57 PM

steamingpile: Now reading most of that I'm inclined to say their article is shiat since just last October we bought mushrooms and it says they have banned them. Either way, the news went on and on about trafficking of women, it was enough to make a person sick. We did learn you aren't allowed to take pics in the rld, even though the gf was taking a pic of their neon sign on the side of the building.


I lived in Amsterdam for 2 years, just moved back 8 months ago. I don't doubt the sex trafficking happens it's just much less prevalent now.

As to the mushrooms they are banned. They get around it by selling you truffles instead. :)
 
2012-09-21 12:22:59 AM

FunkOut: omeganuepsilon: FunkOut: on Fark

Welcome to Fark!

Been here since 2003.

Just can't believe a man is that excited to argue about Gaga.


The joke is that everyone on fark argues, and it was a play on what you started with the whole "I assume you" backhanded insult thing.

That you needed both explained, well, I already welcomed you, disingenuous as it was...
 
2012-09-21 06:21:12 AM

Ghastly: [i877.photobucket.com image 201x161]


It's.... it's like... like one butt stacked on top of another....


it's also like it's fake - i thought it was obvious from the article that she was wearing something to make her look like that.
granted i got grossed out looking at it, rolled my eyes and hated myself for reading about someone named "lady gaga"
 
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