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2012-09-19 08:59:02 PM
this MUST be resolved via carpet-munch-a-thon.

oh come on you know you thought that, too
 
2012-09-19 09:00:53 PM
www.hawtcelebs.com

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cdn.blogs.sheknows.com

blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-09-19 09:05:08 PM
...Yahoo's Celebrity News Section is called "omg!"?

ct.fra.bz
 
2012-09-19 09:05:13 PM
When Lindsay emerged from the club at 2:25 a.m., police placed her under arrest

Well at least she got to finish clubbing.
 
2012-09-19 09:06:43 PM
At least it wasn't in LA.
 
2012-09-19 09:08:22 PM
So she was the one in the Elmo suit?
 
2012-09-19 09:08:31 PM
She was driving a 2010 Porsche Cayenne SUV
Broke ass biatch
 
2012-09-19 09:08:46 PM
I'd be pissed too. That's probably close enough contact to contract and STD.
 
2012-09-19 09:12:06 PM
Can those two just go back in time to 2004 and make a sex tape already?
 
2012-09-19 09:15:39 PM

Cyno01: Can those two just go back in time to 2004 and make a sex tape already?


I don't think America needs an epidemic of broken penises.
 
2012-09-19 09:20:45 PM

On the one hand I hate to see someone self destruct because they have some serious issues in their lives, and I hope Lindsay and Bynes can eventually get themselves on the right track and find the happiness they seem to be lacking within themselves.


On the other hand I definitely have Lindsey Lohan on my death pool for the next two years. She just looks like she has lost it just like Amy Winehouse.

 
2012-09-19 09:24:21 PM
How soon until we see Bynes' interracial gangbang porno? I wanna see that chipmunk faced slag get ruined.
 
2012-09-19 09:26:37 PM
I feel bad for Lindsey because I remember when I first saw the Parent Trap I said "That kid is going to be a star one day!"
So I was happy for her when she actually did become a star. And now this.

/I also said the same thing about Anne Hathaway.
//Before you say "Wow, you can pick 'em!!" I also predicted that those creepy Duracell Robot people from the 90's commercials would get their own sitcom. Can't win 'em all!
 
2012-09-19 09:28:48 PM
This needs to be settled in a wrestling ring.

With baby oil and strap-ons.
 
2012-09-19 09:33:27 PM

buntz: I feel bad for Lindsey because I remember when I first saw the Parent Trap I said "That kid is going to be a star one day!"


Me too, except I was running a batch.

She was hot in that movie. And there was two of them.
 
2012-09-19 09:40:12 PM
A desk appearance ticket is not really arrested, I have been told if, you don't go thru central booking it doesn't count
 
2012-09-19 09:47:18 PM

Christian Bale: this MUST be resolved via carpet-munch-a-thon.

oh come on you know you thought that, too


Truer words and all that...
 
2012-09-19 09:49:09 PM
Watch out, Tara Reid is gunning for both of them.
 
2012-09-19 09:55:14 PM

Mugato: She was hot eleven years old in that movie. And there was two of them.

 
2012-09-19 09:59:10 PM
Lohan hurt someone's knee?

www.starfetch.com is unimpressed.
 
2012-09-19 09:59:40 PM

Ontos: Christian Bale: this MUST be resolved via carpet-munch-a-thon.

oh come on you know you thought that, too

Truer words and all that...


Came here to say they just need to do their porno together before nobody will want to watch it.
 
2012-09-19 10:01:44 PM

GAT_00: Cyno01: Can those two just go back in time to 2004 and make a sex tape already?

I don't think America needs an epidemic of broken penises.


I disagree.
 
2012-09-19 10:03:39 PM

Mugato: buntz: I feel bad for Lindsey because I remember when I first saw the Parent Trap I said "That kid is going to be a star one day!"

Me too, except I was running a batch.

She was hot in that movie. And there was two of them.


I've seen creepy pedo comments before, but that just takes the cake. You and Harry Plinkett should compare notes.
 
2012-09-19 10:05:29 PM
I hate to rain on this parade, but they let her go. It was a douchebag who made it all up when he found out whose car brushed his pants.
 
2012-09-19 10:08:35 PM

dletter: Ontos: Christian Bale: this MUST be resolved via carpet-munch-a-thon.

oh come on you know you thought that, too

Truer words and all that...

Came here to say they just need to do their porno together before nobody will want to watch it.


Reality TV. Jenna Jameson's Booty Camp
Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, Rebecca Gayheart, Tara Reid, and who else? We'd probably need 8 to 12 contestants.
 
2012-09-19 10:09:08 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Mugato: buntz: I feel bad for Lindsey because I remember when I first saw the Parent Trap I said "That kid is going to be a star one day!"

Me too, except I was running a batch.

She was hot in that movie. And there was two of them.

I've seen creepy pedo comments before, but that just takes the cake. You and Harry Plinkett should compare notes.


It's almost like people make jokes on the Internet, for humor.

....but no, she was hot
 
2012-09-19 10:13:54 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: She was driving a 2010 Porsche Cayenne SUV
Broke ass biatch


Possibly, hopefully it wasn't a Cayenne GTS she wrecked.

/not an SUV fan, but I'd take one of those
 
2012-09-19 10:26:55 PM

Mugato: B.L.Z. Bub: Mugato: buntz: I feel bad for Lindsey because I remember when I first saw the Parent Trap I said "That kid is going to be a star one day!"

Me too, except I was running a batch.

She was hot in that movie. And there was two of them.

I've seen creepy pedo comments before, but that just takes the cake. You and Harry Plinkett should compare notes.

It's almost like people make jokes on the Internet, for humor.

....but no, she was hot


She's older now.

You know what's great about twenty six year olds?
 
2012-09-19 10:36:31 PM

Tickle Mittens: dletter: Ontos: Christian Bale: this MUST be resolved via carpet-munch-a-thon.

oh come on you know you thought that, too

Truer words and all that...

Came here to say they just need to do their porno together before nobody will want to watch it.

Reality TV. Jenna Jameson's Booty Camp
Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, Rebecca Gayheart, Tara Reid, and who else? We'd probably need 8 to 12 contestants.


The "Cardassians" and Paris Hilton.
 
2012-09-19 10:38:33 PM

jaytkay: Mugato: B.L.Z. Bub: Mugato: buntz: I feel bad for Lindsey because I remember when I first saw the Parent Trap I said "That kid is going to be a star one day!"

Me too, except I was running a batch.

She was hot in that movie. And there was two of them.

I've seen creepy pedo comments before, but that just takes the cake. You and Harry Plinkett should compare notes.

It's almost like people make jokes on the Internet, for humor.

....but no, she was hot

She's older now.

You know what's great about twenty six year olds?


They're physically mature, but still sometimes young enough not to think their choices all the way through?

/Plus boobs are usually still perky
 
2012-09-19 10:39:03 PM

jaytkay: She's older now. You know what's great about twenty-six year olds?


They can drink, are likely out of college or at least in grad school, and are hopefully financially independent?
 
2012-09-19 10:39:13 PM

Mugato: It's almost like people make jokes on the Internet, for humor.


What do you think I was doing?
 
2012-09-19 10:41:33 PM

MatrixOutsider: Tickle Mittens: dletter: Ontos: Christian Bale: this MUST be resolved via carpet-munch-a-thon.

oh come on you know you thought that, too

Truer words and all that...

Came here to say they just need to do their porno together before nobody will want to watch it.

Reality TV. Jenna Jameson's Booty Camp
Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, Rebecca Gayheart, Tara Reid, and who else? We'd probably need 8 to 12 contestants.

The "Cardassians" and Paris Hilton.


Does it defeat the point if they already have sex tapes?
 
2012-09-19 10:44:53 PM

jaytkay: Mugato: B.L.Z. Bub: Mugato: buntz: I feel bad for Lindsey because I remember when I first saw the Parent Trap I said "That kid is going to be a star one day!"

Me too, except I was running a batch.

She was hot in that movie. And there was two of them.

I've seen creepy pedo comments before, but that just takes the cake. You and Harry Plinkett should compare notes.

It's almost like people make jokes on the Internet, for humor.

....but no, she was hot

She's older now.

You know what's great about twenty six year olds?


There is twenty of them?

\ Cue pedobear.jpg
\\ Too old ...
\\\ Slashies come in threes
 
2012-09-19 10:46:03 PM

jaytkay:
You know what's great about twenty six year olds?


A less greedy man would have stopped at ten. How am I supposed to share my mom's basement with twenty of them?
 
2012-09-19 10:47:25 PM
It's like the lifetime movie version of that whole suite 23 conspiracy thing.
 
2012-09-19 10:56:26 PM
Eventually, we ALL leave the scene of any accidents we have.

What, did they want to superglue her to the freaking situs?
 
2012-09-19 10:57:02 PM
Carmageddon will be the day Bynes, Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Kiefer Sutherland meet at a 4-way intersection.
 
2012-09-19 11:07:29 PM
"Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?"

she is off the farking deep end this crrrazzzzy biatch
 
2012-09-19 11:13:38 PM
Let me guess. NCY is about to announce they have a serious jail overcrowding problem too?
 
2012-09-19 11:14:52 PM

biyaaatci: I hate to rain on this parade, but they let her go. It was a douchebag who made it all up when he found out whose car brushed his pants.


That's basically what I just saw on TV too. There is apparently security footage that will clear it up for her. No such luck on her herpes.
 
2012-09-19 11:17:56 PM

MatrixOutsider:

The "Cardassians" and Paris Hilton.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

I'd watch that.
 
2012-09-19 11:47:44 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: How soon until we see Bynes' interracial gangbang porno? I wanna see that chipmunk faced slag get ruined.


Naah, she put her heel down on that. Sent all my hopes of seeing it down the drain.
 
2012-09-19 11:47:56 PM
"Also earlier this week, Lindsay's mother Dina's interview with Dr. Phil McGraw hit the airwaves. "

I'd personally put up the bail money if Lindsay would run over Dr. Phil...
 
2012-09-19 11:50:30 PM

croesius: hulk hogan meat shoes: How soon until we see Bynes' interracial gangbang porno? I wanna see that chipmunk faced slag get ruined.

Naah, she put her heel down on that. Sent all my hopes of seeing it down the drain.


she BEEFS
 
2012-09-20 12:07:02 AM
Lohan and Bynes really want to be in the next Burnout.
 
2012-09-20 12:48:48 AM
Lohan and Bynes would make an epic 3 way.
 
2012-09-20 01:09:47 AM

rhiannon: "Also earlier this week, Lindsay's mother Dina's interview with Dr. Phil McGraw hit the airwaves. "

I'd personally put up the bail money if Lindsay would run over Dr. Phil...


You kiddin'? I'll rent the car for her.
 
2012-09-20 02:33:47 AM
Leave her alone in a room with a pile of heroin. Then we wouldn't have to hear this shiat every second week.
 
2012-09-20 03:43:53 AM
She has some balls playing the victim.
 
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