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(Politico)   US not, I repeat NOT getting ready to invade Canada   (politico.com) divider line 217
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2012-09-19 12:42:53 PM  
Damn. I was looking forwards to it too.
 
2012-09-19 12:45:19 PM  
You mean I wasted 4 months learning doggerel "French" for nothing?
 
2012-09-19 12:45:37 PM  
All your bacon are belong to us
 
2012-09-19 12:47:45 PM  
That's *exactly* what an army preparing for invasion WOULD say as it packs its Polar Bear Repellent, Glacier Shoes and "Eskimo-Strength" Condoms.
 
2012-09-19 12:50:52 PM  
Well it's aboot time they clear this up, eh?
 
2012-09-19 12:51:11 PM  
Ah geez! Not this sh*t again! Randy, get the BBQ lighter.
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-19 12:52:53 PM  
cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2012-09-19 12:54:25 PM  
It would be a preemptive strike against Canada. They're going to get really bored with no NHL to relax them.
 
2012-09-19 12:57:35 PM  
I could see us getting in a fight over who has to keep Pam Anderson.
 
2012-09-19 12:58:55 PM  
Well it wasn't a discussion about NOT invading Canada. So there is hope.
 
2012-09-19 01:06:06 PM  

Shostie: I could see us getting in a fight over who has to keep Pam Anderson.


Keep her. She's mostly 'merikun aftermarket parts now.
 
2012-09-19 01:07:14 PM  
Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.
 
2012-09-19 01:17:54 PM  
I was going to vote for Obama strictly on his anti-Canadian views, but now... I'm having second thoughts.
 
2012-09-19 01:18:09 PM  

Cythraul: Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.


Oh? Oh? Sounds like somebody wants us to unleash another Céline Dion.
 
2012-09-19 01:19:19 PM  
And here I thought they were finally to be held accountable for Justin Bieber.

Crush the Maple Menace!!!
 
2012-09-19 01:19:44 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cythraul: Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.

Oh? Oh? Sounds like somebody wants us to unleash another Céline Dion.


No, NO! Anything but that! I was kidding. Kidding! (slowly backs away)
 
2012-09-19 01:20:04 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

I guess someone should get the Capital Post to print a retraction then...
 
2012-09-19 01:20:16 PM  
Damn. I was hoping to head down to Lake O and plink some Yanks with my trusty rifle. Meh. I'll just have a beer.
 
2012-09-19 01:21:34 PM  

Cythraul: Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.


Better hurry. We're trying to breed the lead singer with that Afro Latrine chick.
 
2012-09-19 01:22:15 PM  
You know what would totally ruin Canada?

Making it part of the US.
 
2012-09-19 01:22:25 PM  

oldfarthenry: Shostie: I could see us getting in a fight over who has to keep Pam Anderson.

Keep her. She's mostly 'merikun aftermarket parts now.


Damn you Canucks and your "no returns" policy!
 
2012-09-19 01:24:49 PM  
Invade Canada? How stupid. It was obviously a planning meeting for the formation of The North American Union.
 
2012-09-19 01:26:56 PM  

Diogenes: Invade Canada? How stupid. It was obviously a planning meeting for the formation of The North American Union.


I've been converting all my cash to Ameros for years now.
 
2012-09-19 01:28:10 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cythraul: Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.

Oh? Oh? Sounds like somebody wants us to unleash another Céline Dion.


Well THAT escalated quickly
 
2012-09-19 01:33:07 PM  

Shostie: Diogenes: Invade Canada? How stupid. It was obviously a planning meeting for the formation of The North American Union.

I've been converting all my cash to Ameros for years now.


I've secretly been buying real estate out west so when they build the Freedom Crusher Highway, they'll have to buy the land from me at a premium price.
 
2012-09-19 01:37:26 PM  

Aarontology: Shostie: Diogenes: Invade Canada? How stupid. It was obviously a planning meeting for the formation of The North American Union.

I've been converting all my cash to Ameros for years now.

I've secretly been buying real estate out west so when they build the Freedom Crusher Highway, they'll have to buy the land from me at a premium price.


They've already agreed to maintain Kelo v. City of New London. Nice try.
 
2012-09-19 01:37:40 PM  
freeversephotography.com
That is EXACTLY what they want us to think...exactly
 
2012-09-19 01:39:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: God Is My Co-Pirate: Cythraul: Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.

Oh? Oh? Sounds like somebody wants us to unleash another Céline Dion.

Well THAT escalated quickly


MAD - Musically Assured Dysfunction
 
2012-09-19 01:46:06 PM  

Diogenes: They've already agreed to maintain Kelo v. City of New London. Nice try.


DAMMIT!

What's RON PAUL's number? He'll save me from this.
 
2012-09-19 01:48:35 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: God Is My Co-Pirate: Cythraul: Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.

Oh? Oh? Sounds like somebody wants us to unleash another Céline Dion.

Well THAT escalated quickly


They're just bluffing. They know that we have William Shatner AND Sidney Crosby held hostage. They wouldn't dare.
 
2012-09-19 01:50:45 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cythraul: Someone has to pay them back for Nickelback.

Oh? Oh? Sounds like somebody wants us to unleash another Céline Dion.


What's the complaint. We've given them Nickelback, Celine, Shania Twain, Deadmau5, Justin Bieber, Ann Mur...

I think, maybe, I'm making it worse.
 
2012-09-19 01:57:56 PM  
If Vermont would just step up production, we wouldn't have to invade other countries for their maple syrup reserves. Drill baby.... drill?
 
2012-09-19 02:02:27 PM  
o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-09-19 02:05:01 PM  
....can we still blame them?
 
2012-09-19 02:06:02 PM  

Di Atribe: If Vermont would just step up production, we wouldn't have to invade other countries for their maple syrup reserves. Drill Bore baby.... drill bore?


Fixt
 
2012-09-19 02:06:03 PM  
 
2012-09-19 02:06:36 PM  

Di Atribe: If Vermont would just step up production, we wouldn't have to invade other countries for their maple syrup reserves. Drill baby.... drill?


Tap baby tap, actually.
 
2012-09-19 02:24:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Fixt


namegoeshere: Tap baby tap, actually.


I have been gleefully corrected
 
2012-09-19 02:33:39 PM  
Too late, eh? We already hid all the maple syrup, beer, and much-hotter-women.
 
2012-09-19 02:45:09 PM  

WTF Indeed: [cps-static.rovicorp.com image 307x410]


Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!
 
2012-09-19 02:52:04 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You mean I wasted 4 months learning doggerel "French" for nothing?


Try being Canadian. I spent 6 years learning french in school, only to find out that I don't speak Québecois.
 
2012-09-19 02:52:26 PM  

hubiestubert: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 770x512]

I guess someone should get the Capital Post to print a retraction then...


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-19 02:57:48 PM  
Asked why the meeting was closed to press and what the two officials were discussing, a reporter asked: "This isn't some secret thing to invade Canada or something like that?"

"No, no, no," State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said. "But we are going to be talking a lot of sh*t behind their back."
 
2012-09-19 03:04:38 PM  
There are parts of Canada I would like to invade...

www.boatinggeorgianbay.com
www.tailgatingideas.com
www.tacomaworld.com
 
2012-09-19 03:33:36 PM  
What? Why not?
 
2012-09-19 03:36:13 PM  
So a reporter makes a siily joke and Politico took it seriously?
 
2012-09-19 03:38:01 PM  
That's going to cost Obama a few Tea Party votes.
 
2012-09-19 03:38:48 PM  
I would just like to reassure the Canadian people that seal team six is definitely NOT currently training to eliminate Nickelback. The full scale model of a Nickelback concert hasn't even been completed yet.
 
2012-09-19 03:39:04 PM  
You'll notice that Canada has yet to deny it's planning to invade the United States.
 
2012-09-19 03:39:11 PM  
When the invasion's done, can we all switch to Canadian currency? It's much cooler than U.S. greenbacks.

///don't know quite where to stand on the whole "getting rid of pennies" question, though...
 
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