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(Chron)   Today's candidates for "Worst People in the World" are this Pennsylvania couple that sold their neighbors puppy instead of returning it   (chron.com) divider line 129
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2012-09-19 12:56:02 PM
Tough economic times, man
 
2012-09-19 12:59:00 PM

LEECHBURG, Pa. (AP) - Police say a Pennsylvania couple sold a neighbor's lost puppy for $50 rather than return it to its owner.


I see.
 
2012-09-19 12:59:08 PM
These people should be beaten with a rolled up newspaper, while the judge yells at them: "no! bad people! no!"
 
2012-09-19 01:01:01 PM

CygnusDarius: Tough economic times, man


No joke. Submitter couldn't even afford an apostrophe.
 
2012-09-19 01:01:36 PM
Maybe the puppy was barking and carrying on at all hours of the night.
 
2012-09-19 01:01:42 PM
Well at least now they'll have something to share and laugh about together at the next block party
 
2012-09-19 01:05:02 PM
The dog has since been returned.

Well, at least the woman from Craigslist is a decent human being.
 
2012-09-19 01:05:06 PM
The cheap owner should have offered a reward.
 
2012-09-19 01:05:19 PM
The guy across the street told me our neighbors stole his Great Pyrenees and shipped him to Colorado, because he looked malnourished. He was in great shape. They've apparently done this before. Also got him arrested when he tried to get his dog back, for stalking. Some vet confirms his story, they did bring the dog in, etc. but won't say where it is now. He's currently suing them but dogs are considered property, so he can't get much.

They come after my dogs? I'll probably be facing assault charges.
 
2012-09-19 01:06:19 PM

AcneVulgaris: Maybe the puppy was barking and carrying on at all hours of the night.


This. I'd sell the f*cker. To a chinese restaurant.
 
2012-09-19 01:06:27 PM
Oooh, speaking of which, I wonder what happened to that SLC dog between owner and asshold girl who stole his dog...

/google away
//brb
 
2012-09-19 01:06:48 PM
Frak'n DEATH penalty.
 
2012-09-19 01:07:16 PM

CruJones: They come after my dogs? I'll probably be facing assault murder charges.


FTFM.
 
2012-09-19 01:08:45 PM

AcneVulgaris: Maybe the puppy was barking and carrying on at all hours of the night.


Well that makes everything alright.
 
2012-09-19 01:09:15 PM

CruJones: He's currently suing them but dogs are considered property, so he can't get much.


Or, you know, you could call the cops and report the theft and sale of stolen goods.
 
2012-09-19 01:11:21 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Oooh, speaking of which, I wonder what happened to that SLC Portland dog between owner and asshold girl who stole his dog...

/google away
//brb


Link

And he still doesn't have his dog back. Bleg.
 
2012-09-19 01:12:51 PM
I don't really have a problem with this. If the owners weren't supervising their puppy it should probably go to someone who cares a bit more.
 
2012-09-19 01:14:12 PM
forums.pelicanparts.com
 
2012-09-19 01:15:59 PM
reverse storytime:
I once had a neighbor in an apartments building put an unknown cat in my apartment (I'm not sure why my door was unlocked, gusee i was in hurry that morning). I ha two cats a grey tabby and a fluffy white cat. They saw a grey tabby outside and took it upon themselves to assume it was mine and put it in my apartment. I came home to find my cats holed up and afraid because an unknown was in the place. I was freaking pissed.

Those neighbors hated me because I reported them for the god awful smells coming from their place. They were horrible people. Had cats of their own , unknown number of people living there and there were days when I would come home and smell their cat box from ten yards away from the building. I quit living there shortly after.
 
2012-09-19 01:16:58 PM
Come on, this is Pennsylvania after all. It is in their culture.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-19 01:19:07 PM

JesusJuice: I don't really have a problem with this. If the owners weren't supervising their puppy it should probably go to someone who cares a bit more.


weak
 
2012-09-19 01:19:52 PM
Could have been worse... the couple could have been Vietnamese and invited the neighbors to a BBQ.
 
2012-09-19 01:20:00 PM

JesusJuice: I don't really have a problem with this. If the owners weren't supervising their puppy it should probably go to someone who cares a bit more.


because puppies never get away from responsible owners
 
2012-09-19 01:20:47 PM

machodonkeywrestler: AcneVulgaris: Maybe the puppy was barking and carrying on at all hours of the night.

Well that makes everything alright.


Hey, give credit where it's due. I would have drowned the farker in a bucket.
 
2012-09-19 01:24:39 PM

CapeFearCadaver: CapeFearCadaver: Oooh, speaking of which, I wonder what happened to that SLC Portland dog between owner and asshold girl who stole his dog...

/google away
//brb

Link

And he still doesn't have his dog back. Bleg.


WTF is wrong with that chick? That is easily one of the strangest animal stories I've ever read.
 
2012-09-19 01:25:54 PM
This is why firing squads need to make a comeback.
 
2012-09-19 01:26:19 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-19 01:27:45 PM
The Duff"s

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-19 01:29:33 PM

nomorelurking: reverse storytime:
I once had a neighbor in an apartments building put an unknown cat in my apartment (I'm not sure why my door was unlocked, gusee i was in hurry that morning). I ha two cats a grey tabby and a fluffy white cat. They saw a grey tabby outside and took it upon themselves to assume it was mine and put it in my apartment. I came home to find my cats holed up and afraid because an unknown was in the place. I was freaking pissed.

Those neighbors hated me because I reported them for the god awful smells coming from their place. They were horrible people. Had cats of their own , unknown number of people living there and there were days when I would come home and smell their cat box from ten yards away from the building. I quit living there shortly after.


My neighbor down the street had two weimaraners that were well-known- they're behind a chainlink fence with agility equipment and everything. They had a doggie door so they weren't always visible out in the yard.

These neighbors NEXT DOOR to me had a pair of weimaraners too, but they were behind a picket fence and they didn't walk them AFAIK- big yard though. They were noisy.

Well, once time my nextdoor neighbors' dogs got loose, someone found them and, well, weimaraners all look pretty similar. The guy down the street wasn't home and they returned the dogs to HIS yard. So, he comes back and finds he now has 4x weimaraners playing around.
 
2012-09-19 01:29:48 PM

Endive Wombat: CapeFearCadaver: CapeFearCadaver: Oooh, speaking of which, I wonder what happened to that SLC Portland dog between owner and asshold girl who stole his dog...

/google away
//brb

Link

And he still doesn't have his dog back. Bleg.

WTF is wrong with that chick? That is easily one of the strangest animal stories I've ever read.


Only-child-precious-snowflake of a wealthy family is my guess...
 
2012-09-19 01:30:23 PM
Huh...returned the adult Golden Retriever, but sold the Rottweiler puppy.

Figured they could get money for the 'bad ass' critter, but the other dog wouldn't have brought them anything so they may as well return it.

The more I read about the behavior of our own species, the more I appreciate my cats.
 
2012-09-19 01:30:37 PM

AcneVulgaris: machodonkeywrestler: AcneVulgaris: Maybe the puppy was barking and carrying on at all hours of the night.

Well that makes everything alright.

Hey, give credit where it's due. I would have drowned the farker in a bucket.


Not trying to be ITG, but most people I know would have made sure that you paid dearly for that. Probably both physically and financially.
 
2012-09-19 01:33:39 PM

Oznog: So, he comes back and finds he now has 4x weimaraners playing around.


Good lord that would have been funny!
WTF?! Did my dogs just clone themselves?
 
2012-09-19 01:34:52 PM

Oznog: Well, once time my nextdoor neighbors' dogs got loose, someone found them and, well, weimaraners all look pretty similar. The guy down the street wasn't home and they returned the dogs to HIS yard. So, he comes back and finds he now has 4x weimaraners playing around.


Maybe they were all happy for an afternoon.
 
2012-09-19 01:35:31 PM

CruJones: The guy across the street told me our neighbors stole his Great Pyrenees and shipped him to Colorado, because he looked malnourished. He was in great shape. They've apparently done this before. Also got him arrested when he tried to get his dog back, for stalking. Some vet confirms his story, they did bring the dog in, etc. but won't say where it is now. He's currently suing them but dogs are considered property, so he can't get much.

They come after my dogs? I'll probably be facing assault charges listening to the local gossip about sudden disappearance of my neighbors.


/tell no one
//leave no evidence
 
2012-09-19 01:37:52 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: CruJones: He's currently suing them but dogs are considered property, so he can't get much.

Or, you know, you could call the cops and report the theft and sale of stolen goods.


Hahahaha.

The cops are too busy busting hardened criminals, like speeders and pot smokers, to worry about doing such frivolous work as investigation of stolen goods. Good luck holding a police clerk's attention for the length of time it takes to file a report.
 
2012-09-19 01:38:07 PM

machodonkeywrestler: AcneVulgaris: machodonkeywrestler: AcneVulgaris: Maybe the puppy was barking and carrying on at all hours of the night.

Well that makes everything alright.

Hey, give credit where it's due. I would have drowned the farker in a bucket.

Not trying to be ITG, but most people I know would have made sure that you paid dearly for that. Probably both physically and financially.


No kidding. I love my cat beyond reason. While I'd like to think I could stay rational if someone cruelly killed him, I probably wouldn't and I'd probably respond rather violently.
 
2012-09-19 01:41:08 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The cheap owner should have offered a reward.


Instead he just sat on his porch like a goon. Get out there and find your f'in dog!
 
2012-09-19 01:45:35 PM

algrant33: Good luck holding a police clerk's attention for the length of time it takes to file a report.


I filed a report when somebody sideswiped my car and drove off. They found the guy the next day and charged him.

Maybe you should try not living in a shiathole?
 
2012-09-19 01:46:10 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Oznog: So, he comes back and finds he now has 4x weimaraners playing around.

Good lord that would have been funny!
WTF?! Did my dogs just clone themselves?


And, lo, as it was written in 1 Snoopy, 4:3, "...and He doth take the two Weimaramers, sayeth the blessing, and createth four..."
 
2012-09-19 01:47:18 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: algrant33: Good luck holding a police clerk's attention for the length of time it takes to file a report.

I filed a report when somebody sideswiped my car and drove off. They found the guy the next day and charged him.

Maybe you should try not living in a shiathole?


Your experience is not the norm.
 
2012-09-19 01:48:44 PM

sycraft: machodonkeywrestler: AcneVulgaris: machodonkeywrestler: AcneVulgaris: Maybe the puppy was barking and carrying on at all hours of the night.

Well that makes everything alright.

Hey, give credit where it's due. I would have drowned the farker in a bucket.

Not trying to be ITG, but most people I know would have made sure that you paid dearly for that. Probably both physically and financially.

No kidding. I love my cat beyond reason. While I'd like to think I could stay rational if someone cruelly killed him, I probably wouldn't and I'd probably respond rather violently.


Well I wouldn't TELL anybody!
 
2012-09-19 01:49:19 PM
No one in my neighborhood would have the balls to mess with my dog, because they're all so scared of me. I can't help it. I'm 6'5" and 280 of pure muscle....

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Wha? What happened? I zoned out there. Anyway, I would be very upset if something happened to my dog. Mainly because my kids love her so much.
 
2012-09-19 01:50:31 PM

Loucifer: These people should be beaten with a rolled up newspaper, while the judge yells at them: "no! bad people! no!"


Unfortunately it only works if you do it immediately after the act.
 
2012-09-19 01:51:13 PM

JesusJuice: I don't really have a problem with this. If the owners weren't supervising their puppy it should probably go to someone who cares a bit more.


Animal Control: How does it work?
 
2012-09-19 01:51:30 PM

Hyppy: CruJones: They come after my dogs? I'll probably be facing assault kidnapping, battery, torture and murder charges.

FTFM.


FTFM as well. Thought I don't have dogs, I have cats. But Heaven help any person who ever laid a finger on any one of them except to show them love and affection.
 
2012-09-19 01:55:39 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: algrant33: Good luck holding a police clerk's attention for the length of time it takes to file a report.

I filed a report when somebody sideswiped my car and drove off. They found the guy the next day and charged him.

Maybe you should try not living in a shiathole?


I got mugged/shot about 6 months ago and through friends/facebook found the idiots in about a week(local high school kids who were most likely doing it for coke money/fun and are too stupid to not hang out in the area where they mug people), turned over the information to the police. I haven't heard anything from the detectives for about five months.

/experience may not be standard because I live in Phoenix, which probably qualifies as a shiathole.
 
2012-09-19 02:06:04 PM
What's up with people who feel the need to take in an animal that's wandering around the neighborhood? I just assume it's out exploring and will find its way back home, unless it obviously looks hurt or if you know the owners. The dogs I hate with a passion are those stupid ones who bark all the time at everything, will try to bite you no matter what, and never learn. Oh, and every Boston terrier ever. The people who own those dogs have issues, I just don't get it.
 
2012-09-19 02:07:03 PM

tolallorti: Vegan Meat Popsicle: algrant33: Good luck holding a police clerk's attention for the length of time it takes to file a report.

I filed a report when somebody sideswiped my car and drove off. They found the guy the next day and charged him.

Maybe you should try not living in a shiathole?

I got mugged/shot about 6 months ago and through friends/facebook found the idiots in about a week(local high school kids who were most likely doing it for coke money/fun and are too stupid to not hang out in the area where they mug people), turned over the information to the police. I haven't heard anything from the detectives for about five months.

/experience may not be standard because I live in Phoenix, which probably qualifies as a shiathole.


Well since you know the police aren't going to do anything...
 
2012-09-19 02:11:08 PM

AcneVulgaris: Hey, give credit where it's due. I would have drowned the farker in a bucket.


Ameture. I would've killed the dog, left his carcass rotting in the sun for three days outside of a pre-school, before farking said dog carcass in front of a class of kindergartners. But that's just how I roll...
 
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