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2012-09-19 12:01:41 PM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

First!
 
2012-09-19 12:02:23 PM
Isn't this normally a white person problem?
 
2012-09-19 12:02:25 PM
Marrying your father isn't normal.
But in Utah, it is.
 
2012-09-19 12:02:57 PM
Click for larger version. Eh, no, no thank you.
 
2012-09-19 12:03:08 PM
Fatal Instinct... Haven't seen that movie since the 90's.
 
2012-09-19 12:03:22 PM
So her kids' family tree is a 2x4.
 
2012-09-19 12:04:18 PM
Forget it Jake, It's Chinatown.


/obligatory
 
2012-09-19 12:04:26 PM
"If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck."
 
2012-09-19 12:04:28 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

I guess this is the other obvious visual.
 
2012-09-19 12:04:51 PM
She is amazing well adjusted considering.

Because it's Fark: Hopefully this is one family tradition that doesn't take root.
 
2012-09-19 12:05:09 PM
Oedipus didn't upload; fark you Oedipus.
 
2012-09-19 12:05:39 PM
C'mon ThatBillmanGuy, don't you like Nicholson?
 
2012-09-19 12:06:16 PM
That's sick! He was old enough to be her... oh wait.
 
2012-09-19 12:06:26 PM
My family tree is full of nuts.
 
2012-09-19 12:07:20 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: Fatal Instinct... Haven't seen that movie since the 90's.



lagalaxy.theoffside.com
 
2012-09-19 12:07:38 PM
I hope she has a small family.
 
2012-09-19 12:09:52 PM
West Virginians practice incest, Ohio perfected it.
 
2012-09-19 12:10:03 PM

pute kisses like a man: ThatBillmanGuy: Fatal Instinct... Haven't seen that movie since the 90's.


[lagalaxy.theoffside.com image 300x190]


i868.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-19 12:10:08 PM
At this point, I wouldn't care if he was your husband and your father, as long as you stop slapping me!
 
2012-09-19 12:10:43 PM
Well done Pute. Let's keep a running tally of how many people correct ThatBillmanGuy on this.
 
2012-09-19 12:11:13 PM
So. Wait. What the fark did I just read?

People KNEW he married his daughter and didn't farking TELL HER?

And what the FARK is up with the "he decided one if his kids would be good to marry"? Was that reporter's license, or did the guy actually farking pick out a kid?
 
2012-09-19 12:12:21 PM
Ah, Ohio.
 
2012-09-19 12:12:25 PM
FTA: " if I hadn't of went"

"hadn't of"

"OF"

of != have

even if that's how she sounds when saying it, and i've no doubt that she does, that's no excuse for the article writer, proofreader, or editor to let it slide when written.

/insert redneck joke here.
 
2012-09-19 12:12:38 PM
As someone from Ohio, Doylestown was all the farther I had to read in that article.
 
2012-09-19 12:12:52 PM
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
 
2012-09-19 12:13:51 PM
How could nobody tell her? She must feel betrayed by everybody. That's really messed up. She does seem well adjusted considering. Poor girl.
 
2012-09-19 12:14:01 PM

Aidan: So. Wait. What the fark did I just read?

People KNEW he married his daughter and didn't farking TELL HER?

And what the FARK is up with the "he decided one if his kids would be good to marry"? Was that reporter's license, or did the guy actually farking pick out a kid?


This. There's just so much wrong with this.
 
2012-09-19 12:14:07 PM

"He was my husband." *slap* "He was my father." *slap*


"Duck season!"

"Rabbit season!"
 
2012-09-19 12:14:18 PM
So how does father show up and marry her? And did he just happen to fancy her at the #6 Dance? Didn't her grandparents, her primary care-takers, say, "Hey, you best stay clear of this girl because SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER."

Whole lotta wrong stuff going on there.
 
2012-09-19 12:15:44 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: "He was my husband." *slap* "He was my father." *slap*


"Duck season!"

"Rabbit season!"


Tastes great!

Less filling!
 
2012-09-19 12:16:57 PM

mama2tnt: Aidan: So. Wait. What the fark did I just read?

People KNEW he married his daughter and didn't farking TELL HER?

And what the FARK is up with the "he decided one if his kids would be good to marry"? Was that reporter's license, or did the guy actually farking pick out a kid?

This. There's just so much wrong with this.


I never understood that.
That 'never telling the dupe' stuff
goes on for a lot more than just situations like these, though.
 
2012-09-19 12:17:01 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: So how does father show up and marry her? And did he just happen to fancy her at the #6 Dance? Didn't her grandparents, her primary care-takers, say, "Hey, you best stay clear of this girl because SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER."

Whole lotta wrong stuff going on there.


No, he knew, it's just nobody told her.

BARF.
 
2012-09-19 12:18:12 PM

wambu: Englebert Slaptyback: "He was my husband." *slap* "He was my father." *slap*


"Duck season!"

"Rabbit season!"

Tastes great!

Less filling!


To-MAY-to!

To-MAH-to!
 
2012-09-19 12:18:13 PM

Delay: West Virginians practice incest, Ohio perfected it.


That honor actually goes to Magoffin County, Kentucky. The family trees there stand straight, tall, and rarely branch. Of course it doesn't help that much of the county is isolated as hell, and your dating opportunities rarely extend beyond 3rd or 4th cousins.

Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler magazine, is from there...it explains much.
 
2012-09-19 12:19:02 PM
She knew.
 
2012-09-19 12:20:02 PM
"He always would ask me, 'Who's your daddy?' and he'd chuckle when I'd moan out, 'You are, big daddy.'"
 
2012-09-19 12:20:32 PM

madcan34: wambu: Englebert Slaptyback: "He was my husband." *slap* "He was my father." *slap*


"Duck season!"

"Rabbit season!"

Tastes great!

Less filling!

To-MAY-to!

To-MAH-to!


Hey, let's just call this whole thing off.
 
2012-09-19 12:22:57 PM
Einhorn and Finkle...

Finkle and Einhorn...
 
2012-09-19 12:23:26 PM
I'm confused... how did she meet the husband/father? They explain almost everything else but that little tidbit.
 
2012-09-19 12:24:12 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-19 12:25:41 PM
FTA: She has three kids and eight grandkids.

I'm assuming the kids that she has were from her husband/father? That's gotta screw the kids (adults now) up pretty much.
 
2012-09-19 12:26:31 PM
Oh, my pa-pa, to me he was so wonderful
Oh, my pa-pa, to me he was so good
No one could be, so gentle and so lovable ...
 
2012-09-19 12:26:39 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: mama2tnt: Aidan: So. Wait. What the fark did I just read?

People KNEW he married his daughter and didn't farking TELL HER?

And what the FARK is up with the "he decided one if his kids would be good to marry"? Was that reporter's license, or did the guy actually farking pick out a kid?

This. There's just so much wrong with this.

I never understood that.
That 'never telling the dupe' stuff
goes on for a lot more than just situations like these, though.


I gotta ask: are the fertile progeny from this union getting sterilized as we speak?
 
2012-09-19 12:27:03 PM
so if she has 3 kids, aren't they technically her siblings too?
 
2012-09-19 12:30:05 PM
dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-19 12:33:11 PM

pute kisses like a man: ThatBillmanGuy: Fatal Instinct... Haven't seen that movie since the 90's.


[lagalaxy.theoffside.com image 300x190]


no no no son, you got it all wrong there boy-

4.bp.blogspot.com

www.movieposter.com 

ugh VHS-better than nothing I 'spose
 
2012-09-19 12:35:09 PM
"If this old lady done come through all this, and God's still got her here and still with a good heart - because you find so many mean, vicious people in the world, and you don't have to be - you can love no matter what you've come through or where you've been in this world."

A lot of us have been through a lot less and we still find a reason to hate people and walk around angry. Ma'am, I'm going to work on that. Thanks for being a living lesson.
 
2012-09-19 12:37:24 PM
"We asked you if your wife was actually your daughter. You said 'no,' the lie detector determined...that was a lie."
 
2012-09-19 12:37:39 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: [newsimg.bbc.co.uk image 226x282]

First!


done in one
 
2012-09-19 12:38:33 PM
None of the family members thought to say, you know, at some point over the decades before he died, "By the way, hon, you're boning your dad."

That's the real story.
 
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