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(The Daily Dolt)   Paul Ryan: The reason Mitt Romney and I can't give more details about our tax plan is because we really want to have an open dialogue with Congressional Democrats and be able to compromise with them   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 9
    More: Unlikely, Mitt Romney, congresses, Ways and Means Committee, public engagement, compromises  
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2012-09-19 10:20:50 AM  
5 votes:
Romney: "Vote for me, I have a tax plan that will cut everyone's taxes and balance the budget!"
everyone else: "That sounds a little, uh... funny, how does this plan work?"
Romney: "I can't give you the details but I can tell you that it's a secret I gained from reading sacred plates sent by God"
everyone else: "Uh...OK.... um, can we see the plates then?"
Romney: "No"
2012-09-19 12:08:40 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-09-19 12:04:45 PM  
3 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com

..and they're totally jealous that I can do 1500 push ups in less than, like, 2 minutes.
2012-09-19 12:48:55 PM  
2 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: LarryDan43: Paul Ryan was nearly drafted in he first round by the Milwaukee Brewers. This was at the same time Ryan was actively reading the works of Ayn Rand. When a Brewers scout came to one of his games and asked if he planned on going to College or going pro, Ryan told him he was going into Politics and wanted to change the world. He then turned down full academic scholarships to Harvard, Princeton and Yale and paid his own way to an out of state institution that was not party to grade inflation. He did it for the challenge.

Paul Ryan has a +59 golf handicap.


While working part time at a local manufacturing plant during college, earning extra money to donate to an orphanage, Paul Ryan was getting hassled by some of the shop toughs for not joining the union. Ryan decided that he would solve the problem by challenging the entire plant to an arm wrestling contest: If any man could best him, he would join the union.

The Local 519 decided they weren't going to take the chance of being bested by some college boy, so they put out the call state wide for any of their Brotherhood to come and help the cause. The men began lining up at Ryan's workstation at 5am, only to find that Ryan had been there for 2 hours already, working his stamp press. For 16 hours, Ryan continued working the press with his left hand, and pinning arms with his right. At 10:00am, someone from the college brought a video camera, and Ryan gave a 45 minute speech on how advanced neuro-net principals are shaping analysis of global-economic sociology, while still stamping and pinning. Turns out he had been teaching several of his classes for the past several weeks. At the end of his shift, having beaten every man that had shown up at least 3 times, Ryan asked for a glass of water and a Twix candy bar, which he promptly received, and told the gathered that he was going to run 10 miles to home and make love to his wife.
2012-09-19 11:34:22 AM  
2 votes:
Tax cuts, tax cuts
All type of tax cuts
Tax cuts for the rich
And tax cuts for the super rich
2012-09-19 10:22:56 AM  
2 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Romney: "Vote for me, I have a tax plan that will cut everyone's taxes and balance the budget!"
everyone else: "That sounds a little, uh... funny, how does this plan work?"
Romney: "I can't give you the details but I can tell you that it's a secret I gained from reading sacred plates sent by God"
everyone else: "Uh...OK.... um, can we see the plates then?"
Romney: "No"


Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.
2012-09-19 12:29:21 PM  
1 votes:
Romney: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Public: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Romney: Aurora Borealis?
Public: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Romney: Yes.
Public: May I see it?
Romney: Oh, erm... No.
Republicans: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
Romney: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.
2012-09-19 11:37:05 AM  
1 votes:
Tax cuts for the rich
And tax cuts for the super rich


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Both kinds of tax cuts!
2012-09-19 10:29:13 AM  
1 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Romney: "Vote for me, I have a tax plan that will cut everyone's taxes and balance the budget!"
everyone else: "That sounds a little, uh... funny, how does this plan work?"
Romney: "I can't give you the details but I can tell you that it's a secret I gained from reading sacred plates sent by God"
everyone else: "Uh...OK.... um, can we see the plates then?"
Romney: "No"


You could take that act to Broadway!
 
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