Voiceofreason01: Romney: "Vote for me, I have a tax plan that will cut everyone's taxes and balance the budget!"everyone else: "That sounds a little, uh... funny, how does this plan work?"Romney: "I can't give you the details but I can tell you that it's a secret I gained from reading sacred plates sent by God"everyone else: "Uh...OK.... um, can we see the plates then?"Romney: "No"
GAT_00: Goddammit my bullshiat meter just exploded.Also, in case anyone wants to know the real reason, it's that he can't possibly keep his tax promises. To close the loopholes and lower taxes without reducing income, he has to have a net increase in middle class taxes. Based on what little information he's given, there is no other possible solution.
Rev.K: Why don't Romney and Ryan just quit?
FlashHarry: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes deep breath* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vernonFL: Tax cuts for the richAnd tax cuts for the super rich[download.xbox.com image 850x477]Both kinds of tax cuts!
Cyberluddite: Does this cocksucker ever say anything at all that isn't 100% pure, unadulterated bullshiat?
Rev.K: Why don't Romney and Ryan just quit?I mean, this must be embarrassing for them.Lambs to the slaughter boys, you have a snowball's chance in hell.
Bag of Hammers: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 427x640]..and they're totally jealous that I can do 1500 push ups in less than, like, 2 minutes.
Philip Francis Queeg: So, Paul, what's stopping you from having that discussion with Congressional Democrats now? You are a not only a Congressman, but the House Republican's official budget wonk. Why isn't the budget plan you proposed already a compromise with the Democrats?
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Rev.K: Why don't Romney and Ryan just quit?Better to hang onto the slimmest hope of victory than to concede to defeat too early.
LarryDan43: Paul Ryan was nearly drafted in he first round by the Milwaukee Brewers. This was at the same time Ryan was actively reading the works of Ayn Rand. When a Brewers scout came to one of his games and asked if he planned on going to College or going pro, Ryan told him he was going into Politics and wanted to change the world. He then turned down full academic scholarships to Harvard, Princeton and Yale and paid his own way to an out of state institution that was not party to grade inflation. He did it for the challenge.
Cletus C.: So Ryan says he wants a constructive dialogue with the opposition so a workable and passable plan can be implemented in a bipartisan way? This instead of empty and divisive political rhetoric?
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Paul Ryan has a +59 golf handicap.
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