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(STLToday)   300 Women line up behind Todd Akin at campaign event. wait, that's not how legitimate rape works   (stltoday.com ) divider line
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2012-09-19 10:28:38 AM  
 
2012-09-19 10:29:56 AM  
They all seem to be in stepford
 
2012-09-19 11:24:01 AM  
Turning the phrase that Democrats have used against Akin and other anti-abortion Republicans, she said the real war on women "is pornography, it is sex trafficking, it is abortion."

The pornography is your husband's deal, and he might not need it so much if you weren't such a shrill, frigid shrew. And abortion? Well, did you really want the hooker he got pregnant to have the baby?
 
2012-09-19 11:51:10 AM  
Madness? THIS. IS. AKIIIIIIIIIIIN!
 
2012-09-19 12:20:11 PM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

But hey they managed to find two black people, an asian lady, and some brown lady who can qualify for hispanic or Indian. 

At least two of those women were not raped, unless they photoshopped the babies in.
 
2012-09-19 12:30:31 PM  

bdub77: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 620x342]

But hey they managed to find two black people, an asian lady, and some brown lady who can qualify for hispanic or Indian. 

At least two of those women were not raped, unless they photoshopped the babies in.


Is that the photo that Akin's election committee used that actually has women that work for his opponent's campaign?
 
2012-09-19 12:30:32 PM  

bdub77: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 620x342]

But hey they managed to find two black people, an asian lady, and some brown lady who can qualify for hispanic or Indian. 

At least two of those women were not raped, unless they photoshopped the babies in.


Three words: Purchased. Stock. Photo.
 
2012-09-19 12:30:37 PM  
She implored the audience to do "what women do best, and that is talk to other women.

Wow, you've set some big goals for yourself there. Are you up to the task of cleaning toilets too?
 
2012-09-19 12:30:56 PM  
As women we have a message, in this 'war on women' that has been declared

We want rape?
 
2012-09-19 12:34:00 PM  
Thirty Helens agree...
 
2012-09-19 12:35:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Madness? THIS. IS. AKIIIIIIIIIIIN!


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-09-19 12:36:09 PM  
Speakers included conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly...... 

You know why Phyllis Schlafly's husband is dead? ANSWER: Because he wanted to!
 
2012-09-19 12:37:33 PM  
"We think for ourselves."

Wasn't there a character on Bionic Woman that could literally tell his body to "divert resources" so that if his heart stopped, energy would be used to restart his heart?

I wonder if this "Think For Ourselves" means "divert resources to uterus to prevent attachment of fertilized egg".

-If you will it, it is no dream. -Theodore Herzl
 
2012-09-19 12:38:21 PM  
Libtards heads will explode if he pulls off a win.
 
2012-09-19 12:41:43 PM  

Brick-House: Libtards heads will explode if he pulls off a win.


... statisticals?
 
2012-09-19 12:44:25 PM  

Brick-House: Libtards heads will explode if he pulls off a win.


Interesting. No commentary on how much this guy in fact is a retarded theofascist piece of vile garbage. Just the same old "Libs are going to be amazed that moronic conservative voters would vote against their own self interests." Nope, we're not surprised anymore, ace.
 
2012-09-19 12:47:15 PM  

Brick-House: Libtards heads will explode if he pulls off a win.


IF......... That is very true but I don't think it will just be libtards. Independents and many GOP members will also be surprised as here we have a person who clearly has no idea how basic biological functions of how women's sex organs work.

There is a an extremely small percentage of the populous that believe ovaries can shoot some kind of counter measure hormonal missile and kill 2 million sperm. These people do exist but are ignorant and stupid. So to call people "libtards" only shows that it is possible although highly unlikely that you are part of this group that believes in SCUD rape spermicide missiles.
 
2012-09-19 12:47:21 PM  
Todd Akin raped Glenn Beck back in 1990. Glenn later thanked him, and they shared some cocaine.

/raperapegrapeaperaperape
 
2012-09-19 12:49:28 PM  

bdub77: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 620x342]

But hey they managed to find two black people, an asian lady, and some brown lady who can qualify for hispanic or Indian. 

At least two of those women were not raped, unless they photoshopped the babies in.


They also have what appears to be teenagers in the picture.
 
2012-09-19 12:57:00 PM  
Sex trafficking? Yes I agree.

Porn? It's a job.

How is abortion a war on women? It's a 50:50 chance you're aborting whatever the sex is. Maybe you shouldn't promote a guy who promotes policies and ideas that make raising a child a hardship.
 
2012-09-19 12:59:34 PM  
As a woman living in Missouri, I'm really getting a kick...

/actually, I want to go punch these chicks in the ovaries.....
//Kansas is infecting us...it's gotta be.
 
2012-09-19 01:13:59 PM  

coeyagi:

Wasn't there a character on Bionic Woman that could literally tell his body to "divert resources" so that if his heart stopped, energy would be used to restart his heart?


Possibly. But the problem remains that, except in a few isolated incidents, Bionic Woman is NOT real life.

/too bad, it would be CRAZY fun...
 
2012-09-19 01:15:39 PM  

forever_blowing_bubbles: Brick-House: Libtards heads will explode if he pulls off a win.

... statisticals?


It's more likely than you think, my state haz teh dumbs.
 
2012-09-19 01:17:59 PM  
Stockholm syndrome? Cognitive dissonance? Neurotic paradox? Or what?

As much as I study the social sciences, I still don't quite understand the reality that so many people so proudly act against their own best interest. It is mind-boggling. Stop shooting yourselves in the foot and then blaming it on the people who were trying to get you to point the gun at the target downrange. Sheesh.
 
2012-09-19 01:18:47 PM  
They sound.. uninformed.
 
2012-09-19 01:20:31 PM  
Were they wearing strap-ons?

Would be funny if they all gave him a legitimate one.
 
2012-09-19 01:24:38 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Sex trafficking? Yes I agree.

Porn? It's a job.

How is abortion a war on women? It's a 50:50 chance you're aborting whatever the sex is. Maybe you shouldn't promote a guy who promotes policies and ideas that make raising a child a hardship.


Apparently they think women are forced to have abortions.
 
2012-09-19 01:26:42 PM  
Were they wearing strap-ons?

Came for this.
 
2012-09-19 01:32:08 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Were they wearing strap-ons?

Came for this.


So to speak.
 
2012-09-19 01:34:48 PM  
I dunno, while I think that the barrage of criticism the guy is getting is entirely earned and well-deserved, I guess I can respect that some people disagree. I suppose, being from his district, these folks have a more thorough grounding in whether the guy's other politics make up for being a woman-hating antiintellectual asshat.
 
2012-09-19 01:41:23 PM  

bdub77: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 620x342]

But hey they managed to find two black people, an asian lady, and some brown lady who can qualify for hispanic or Indian. 

At least two of those women were not raped, unless they photoshopped the babies in.


Yeah, well, if they can think for themselves, how come you can never get a Beej from one of them?
 
2012-09-19 01:55:05 PM  

Jim_Callahan: I dunno, while I think that the barrage of criticism the guy is getting is entirely earned and well-deserved, I guess I can respect that some people disagree. I suppose, being from his district, these folks have a more thorough grounding in whether the guy's other politics make up for being a woman-hating antiintellectual asshat.


He's just a prosperity gospel worshipping "Christian".

Lucky for him, most of his district is populated by people like that.
 
2012-09-19 01:59:29 PM  
And plenty of women wish those "sufferage" biatches would've just sat down, shut up, made their men a martini sammich, and not ruined this "good" thing they had going.

/what with only ONE black eye per week!
 
2012-09-19 02:03:51 PM  
She implored the audience to do "what women do best, and that is talk to other women.

"...but not to men, since as a women, it is likely you would become flustered when in the presence of a glorious, perfect man, and forget what you wanted to say."
 
2012-09-19 02:18:43 PM  
Well on the bright side 300 husbands were nice enough to let their wives go to this.
 
2012-09-19 02:28:06 PM  

Hershey Highway Patrol: Well on the bright side 300 husbands were nice enough to let their wives go to this.


Or ordered them?
 
2012-09-19 03:16:55 PM  

Brick-House: Libtards heads will explode if he pulls off a win.


No, we understand that some gerrymandered districts are full of uneducated bigots. In fact, it is quite alarming that he might not win.
 
2012-09-19 03:21:58 PM  
Were they all named Peg?

/Opposite of "strapon" is "no parts"
 
2012-09-19 03:26:21 PM  
Does Thomas Schlafly share the same views as his aunt-in-law? If he does I might have to give up my second favorite wheat beer.
 
2012-09-19 03:49:19 PM  

beamishmango: Does Thomas Schlafly share the same views as his aunt-in-law? If he does I might have to give up my second favorite wheat beer.


Thomas Schlafly is often a commentator on STL public radio. He doesn't seem to be aware of his relations to those people.
 
2012-09-19 04:16:08 PM  
These are women who actually believe that only "bad" girls get raped. "Good" girls, like them, will never get raped because they would never put themselves in a position where rape could occur. They're the same people who object to the vaccination that protects against HPV because it "shouldn't" be necessary. And their daughters don't need it because they will remain virgins until they marry virgins. And there's no possibility that their daughters will be raped because they're good girls.

I could never actually wish rape on someone but I come awfully close to it with these women. I wish they could be made to volunteer at a rape crisis center or attend some support group meetings for women who have been raped. They need a splash of reality.
 
2012-09-19 04:26:57 PM  

kid_icarus: Turning the phrase that Democrats have used against Akin and other anti-abortion Republicans, she said the real war on women "is pornography, it is sex trafficking, it is abortion."

The pornography is your husband's deal, and he might not need it so much if you weren't such a shrill, frigid shrew. And abortion? Well, did you really want the hooker he got pregnant to have the baby?


Yes, she does. And she wants them to have no support under the law. She wants them to suffer, starve to death, and die. Because you never, ever blame the man. Not ever. And all that rage has to go somewhere.
 
2012-09-19 04:29:33 PM  

adammpower: beamishmango: Does Thomas Schlafly share the same views as his aunt-in-law? If he does I might have to give up my second favorite wheat beer.

Thomas Schlafly is often a commentator on STL public radio. He doesn't seem to be aware of his relations to those people.


Thank goodness.

schlafly.com

/hot cold
 
2012-09-19 04:53:40 PM  

namegoeshere: When you're raised to believe that a woman's sole worth is as her husband's primary shirt ironer, sammich maker, and sperm catcher,it's often hard to move past that and think independently.


^^^^^^^^^

(it's hard, because there's no desire to)
 
2012-09-19 04:56:30 PM  
Shiz BYU Girls say
money quote among money quotes: 0:50

/women whose only goal in life is to procreate ick me out
 
2012-09-19 05:00:10 PM  

DeaH: kid_icarus: Turning the phrase that Democrats have used against Akin and other anti-abortion Republicans, she said the real war on women "is pornography, it is sex trafficking, it is abortion."

The pornography is your husband's deal, and he might not need it so much if you weren't such a shrill, frigid shrew. And abortion? Well, did you really want the hooker he got pregnant to have the baby?

Yes, she does. And she wants them to have no support under the law. She wants them to suffer, starve to death, and die. Because you never, ever blame the man. Not ever. And all that rage has to go somewhere.


That's too much truth. Wonder why that is? Why is the shame of leaving more scary than the shame of staying?
 
2012-09-19 05:01:12 PM  

jayhawk88: She implored the audience to do "what women do best, and that is talk to other women.

"...but not to men, since as a women, it is likely you would become flustered when in the presence of a glorious, perfect man, and forget what you wanted to say."


That's from 50 Shades of Grey, right?
 
2012-09-19 05:11:00 PM  

DeaH: Because you never, ever blame the man


...said no woman ever.
 
2012-09-19 05:28:40 PM  

Citrate1007: Brick-House: Libtards heads will explode if he pulls off a win.

No, we understand that some gerrymandered districts are full of uneducated bigots. In fact, it is quite alarming that he might not win.


Please explain how you gerrymander a U.S. Senate district.
 
2012-09-19 05:50:31 PM  

Skyrmion: DeaH: Because you never, ever blame the man

...said no woman ever.


Well, I am a woman. And I grew up around women who thought that men were victims of their urges, and it was always the hussy's fault because women are capable of knowing better. It was this weird sort of mobius of disempowerment to further disempowerment.
 
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