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2012-09-19 09:32:34 AM  
Just explain it to them.

"And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer and he finally did some of his own mounting. "
 
2012-09-19 09:47:38 AM  
It's bad, but just think that porn viewers were treated to 6 minutes of Lilo and Stitch, therein lies the real tragedy.
 
2012-09-19 09:51:13 AM  
i141.photobucket.com

Not gonna click on Daily Mail anymore, but if it is what I think it is....
 
2012-09-19 09:52:58 AM  
www.cigaretteburnpictures.com
 
2012-09-19 09:53:27 AM  
Scroll down for video

Well that was pretty disappointing...
 
2012-09-19 09:54:06 AM  
I can finish in 6 minutes.
 
2012-09-19 09:55:19 AM  
Seems to me that she recorded Lilo & Stitch over some pr0n that was already on the pvr and when signal was lost it defaulted to what was already there.
 
2012-09-19 09:55:30 AM  
Nothing to do with the receiver. Dish and Direct (worked for Direct as a CSR) have similar tech. There is a group of folks who have the responsibility of making sure the signals coming into the broadcast center are uploaded to the correct transponder on the satellite. Granted there could have been a glitch on the bird itself but methinks that someone at the control center may have had something to do with this.
 
2012-09-19 09:56:51 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Things escalated pretty quickly from there.
 
2012-09-19 09:57:00 AM  
'My five-year-old grabbed his ears and ran out of the room screaming, 'I didn't do it,' and the three-year-old was sitting there crying.'

Ms Brown said since they saw the inappropriate since her three-year-old and five-year-old had mimicked the action and sound of a couple having sex.


So the 5-year old ran out of the room and the 3-year old was crying yet they both are mimicking what they saw? I'm sure they are scarred for life and the only thing that will help will be a 6-figure settlement...
 
2012-09-19 09:57:16 AM  
If she's the only one who complained, then I'd consider it more likely that a) porn had been previously recorded and the screw up was that it stopped recording Lilo and Stitch for that 6 minutes, or b) the receiver screwed up and switched the signal it was recording for 6 minutes.

If this is something that had happened to multiple parents, you can bet there would not be just a single complaint.
 
2012-09-19 09:59:55 AM  
So they got six minutes of educational video in their 85 minutes of jerkoff video. Big whoop.
 
2012-09-19 10:00:03 AM  
Nevermind this, whar is the Rosie Dodd story? Whar? Better story, and it should be posted in every dorm at every university esp Duke.
 
2012-09-19 10:00:14 AM  
Durden lives.
 
2012-09-19 10:00:26 AM  

MrGuy: Seems to me that she recorded Lilo & Stitch over some pr0n that was already on the pvr and when signal was lost it defaulted to what was already there.


cdn3.hark.com
FILE SYSTEMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Analog tape, maybe, but no... This is more likely terrestrial interference.
 
2012-09-19 10:00:46 AM  
did anyone else have flashback to cheech and chong: Still Smoking? "the Extra-Testicle"
mr burt and mr dolly
 
2012-09-19 10:01:54 AM  
When I read the headline I was fearful this was going to be about Lindsay Lohan and the Situation farking eachother. Fortunately it's just children being exposed to hard core porn instead.
 
2012-09-19 10:02:03 AM  

Ponzholio: 'My five-year-old grabbed his ears and ran out of the room screaming, 'I didn't do it,' and the three-year-old was sitting there crying.'

Ms Brown said since they saw the inappropriate since her three-year-old and five-year-old had mimicked the action and sound of a couple having sex.


So the 5-year old ran out of the room and the 3-year old was crying yet they both are mimicking what they saw? I'm sure they are scarred for life and the only thing that will help will be a 6-figure settlement...


Duh, momma needs a month long trip to Europe!
 
2012-09-19 10:02:15 AM  
It's funny how the exec has no memory of anything like this ever happening even though it happens about once every two years.
 
2012-09-19 10:02:25 AM  

miscreant: If she's the only one who complained, then I'd consider it more likely that a) porn had been previously recorded and the screw up was that it stopped recording Lilo and Stitch for that 6 minutes, or b) the receiver screwed up and switched the signal it was recording for 6 minutes.

If this is something that had happened to multiple parents, you can bet there would not be just a single complaint.


Possible but remember this is a DVR not a VHS system where you could only record over a tape so many times. The story says it pixellated then said, signal lost and went to the adult movie. Granted with satellite and cable now days you can find some good adult movies any time of the day. Possibly she set up the dvr to record an airing late at night and there was a SFSS issue and this was the result. I do agree though if it was more than just her's that screwed up we would be hearing about it.
 
2012-09-19 10:03:32 AM  
Further proof that fap happens
 
2012-09-19 10:04:30 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: Nothing to do with the receiver. Dish and Direct (worked for Direct as a CSR) have similar tech. There is a group of folks who have the responsibility of making sure the signals coming into the broadcast center are uploaded to the correct transponder on the satellite. Granted there could have been a glitch on the bird itself but methinks that someone at the control center may have had something to do with this.


Not if it was saying "lost signal" like she claims... If it was what you say, then the bird would be getting a fine signal (that would happen to be porn instead of Lilo). This sounds more like terrestrial interference - someone having fun with either a local transmitter interfering with her signal (if it was just her), or by transmitting up at the bird to drown out the original uplink (if lots of people experienced this).
 
2012-09-19 10:10:03 AM  
Looks like the movie is fark My Filthy Hole
 
2012-09-19 10:13:46 AM  
Six minutes of porn? Why would anyone need more than 2?
 
2012-09-19 10:16:43 AM  
Lilo and Snatch
 
2012-09-19 10:17:31 AM  
Just think of the children!!!! They gotta learn some time...
 
2012-09-19 10:17:38 AM  
'I just heard things that probably shouldn't be on Lilo or Stitch.'

The [hardcore pornographic] video was so graphic that neither FOX Carolina nor the Disney Channel are allowed to air it.


Ya don't say.
 
2012-09-19 10:19:31 AM  
Did any one else think it was weird that the clip from the porno also had Lilo and Stich on the TV?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-19 10:20:03 AM  
"My five-year-old grabbed his ears and ran out of the room screaming, 'I didn't do it'"

Comedy gold.
 
2012-09-19 10:23:38 AM  

trappedspirit: Six minutes of porn? Why would anyone need more than 2?


Because SOME of us have something called Stamina (a subset of Constitution in some cases) and need 3 or maybe even 4 minutes!
 
2012-09-19 10:24:49 AM  
Yeah but it was directed by Dommy B so at least you know it was a classy porn.
 
2012-09-19 10:26:39 AM  

Ponzholio: 'My five-year-old grabbed his ears and ran out of the room screaming, 'I didn't do it,' and the three-year-old was sitting there crying.'

Ms Brown said since they saw the inappropriate since her three-year-old and five-year-old had mimicked the action and sound of a couple having sex.


So the 5-year old ran out of the room and the 3-year old was crying yet they both are mimicking what they saw? I'm sure they are scarred for life and the only thing that will help will be a 6-figure settlement...


Forrest Gump.

And that's all I have to say about that.
 
2012-09-19 10:28:12 AM  
Found an explanation, not that anyone cares. Satellite TV broadcasts in several large swaths of bandwidth (12 Mhz wide) known as transponders. They typically carry the audio and video for a number of channels. To differentiate, a channel is assigned a particular ID for audio and video, and then all packets not carrying those IDs are ignored when tuned to a particular channel.

The particular transponder Dish had the Disney channel on also happened to carry channel 493, one of their PPV pr0n channels. Evidently, after losing signal , the receiver, still tuned to the right transponder, started to grab the wrong video packet IDs for Disney. Voila, pr0n on the Disney channel. Dish has since moved this channel to a different transponder. Of course, they moved to the same transponder that holds The Prayer Channel, so hilarity could ensue very soon once again.
 
2012-09-19 10:31:51 AM  

Derfroberts: Found an explanation, not that anyone cares. Satellite TV broadcasts in several large swaths of bandwidth (12 Mhz wide) known as transponders. They typically carry the audio and video for a number of channels. To differentiate, a channel is assigned a particular ID for audio and video, and then all packets not carrying those IDs are ignored when tuned to a particular channel.

The particular transponder Dish had the Disney channel on also happened to carry channel 493, one of their PPV pr0n channels. Evidently, after losing signal , the receiver, still tuned to the right transponder, started to grab the wrong video packet IDs for Disney. Voila, pr0n on the Disney channel. Dish has since moved this channel to a different transponder. Of course, they moved to the same transponder that holds The Prayer Channel, so hilarity could ensue very soon once again.


If it could only be TBN. Kenneth Copeland interrupted by a couple doing what he's been doing to his viewers for years.
 
2012-09-19 10:35:58 AM  

bdub77: [www.cigaretteburnpictures.com image 850x531]


I was hoping for a Fight Club reference, and I got one.
 
2012-09-19 10:37:18 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Just explain it to them.

"And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer and he finally did some of his own mounting. "


Is it Mallrats day on Fark? All I'm seeing is crazy references!
 
2012-09-19 10:47:38 AM  

Grapple: Because People in power are Stupid: Just explain it to them.

"And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer and he finally did some of his own mounting. "

Is it Mallrats day on Fark? All I'm seeing is crazy references!


You dumb bastard! They aren't references, they're a sailboat.
 
2012-09-19 10:47:41 AM  
"The final scenes from a pornographic movie"

Nice euphemism there.
 
2012-09-19 10:47:49 AM  

bdub77: [www.cigaretteburnpictures.com image 850x531]


Came for the fight club reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-19 10:47:59 AM  

Derfroberts: Found an explanation, not that anyone cares. Satellite TV broadcasts in several large swaths of bandwidth (12 Mhz wide) known as transponders. They typically carry the audio and video for a number of channels. To differentiate, a channel is assigned a particular ID for audio and video, and then all packets not carrying those IDs are ignored when tuned to a particular channel.

The particular transponder Dish had the Disney channel on also happened to carry channel 493, one of their PPV pr0n channels. Evidently, after losing signal , the receiver, still tuned to the right transponder, started to grab the wrong video packet IDs for Disney. Voila, pr0n on the Disney channel. Dish has since moved this channel to a different transponder. Of course, they moved to the same transponder that holds The Prayer Channel, so hilarity could ensue very soon once again.


That seems like a reasonable explanation. Is there a reason only this household was affected?
 
2012-09-19 10:53:04 AM  
"So That's where the penis goes. Mommy is such a liar!"
 
2012-09-19 10:53:56 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

This woman has a punchable face.
 
2012-09-19 10:55:32 AM  
She went to the kitchen leaving her two-year-old son, three-year-old daughter and five-year-old son in the lounge to watch the PG -rated movie.

Lilo & Stitch is rated "G".
 
2012-09-19 10:58:14 AM  

Badfysh: "My five-year-old grabbed his ears and ran out of the room screaming, 'I didn't do it'"

Comedy gold.


Hey everyone, Its the "I didn't do it kid!"
 
2012-09-19 10:59:18 AM  
Well it sounds like they saw the 'money-shot'. Thing is was it on the woman's back, boobs, face or hair? Also is it really HC porn, like the type found all over the internet or 'skinamax' porn...soft-core?
 
2012-09-19 11:00:22 AM  
I have an annual trip where I take my kids and as many of my little cousins as I can to a resort in Virginia. Two years ago I went with 14 kids aged 7 - 15. One night we all sat down to eat and watch some TV. I was reading one of the little guide books trying to plan out some activities for the following day while I casually flipped through the channels looking for a movie or show that 14 kids could agree on. I changed the channel while I was looking down at the guide and I hear, "EWWWWW!! Followed by, "DADDY TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!" I look up and see one of the most disturbing things I can ever recall. There was a man or woman dressed as a clown peddling a stationary bike that had a pole attached to the pedals. At the end of the pole was a large dildo that went in and out of a women who was on all fours each time the clown pedaled. I panicked and dropped the remote onto the floor, exposing them to an additional few seconds of it and then finally lept up and just turned the TV off.

/It happens
//kids remember the incident more for my reaction than they do for the pron
 
2012-09-19 11:00:32 AM  

Nabb1: She went to the kitchen leaving her two-year-old son, three-year-old daughter and five-year-old son in the lounge to watch the PG -rated movie.

Lilo & Stitch is rated "G".


Not so... It was actually the first PG-rated Disney cartoon.

/saw it in a midnight showing
 
2012-09-19 11:01:19 AM  

Nemnoch: trappedspirit: Six minutes of porn? Why would anyone need more than 2?

Because SOME of us have something called Stamina (a subset of Constitution in some cases) and need 3 or maybe even 4 minutes!


So a +2 translates pretty directly, huh?
 
2012-09-19 11:01:46 AM  

Nabb1: She went to the kitchen leaving her two-year-old son, three-year-old daughter and five-year-old son in the lounge to watch the PG -rated movie.

Lilo & Stitch is rated "G".


IMDB says PG but considering the kids' ages, I'm pretty sure that this is the six billionth time that the kids have seen the movie and the parents can recite the dialog verbatim.
 
2012-09-19 11:02:24 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: I have an annual trip where I take my kids and as many of my little cousins as I can to a resort in Virginia. Two years ago I went with 14 kids aged 7 - 15. One night we all sat down to eat and watch some TV. I was reading one of the little guide books trying to plan out some activities for the following day while I casually flipped through the channels looking for a movie or show that 14 kids could agree on. I changed the channel while I was looking down at the guide and I hear, "EWWWWW!! Followed by, "DADDY TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!" I look up and see one of the most disturbing things I can ever recall. There was a man or woman dressed as a clown peddling a stationary bike that had a pole attached to the pedals. At the end of the pole was a large dildo that went in and out of a women who was on all fours each time the clown pedaled. I panicked and dropped the remote onto the floor, exposing them to an additional few seconds of it and then finally lept up and just turned the TV off.

/It happens
//kids remember the incident more for my reaction than they do for the pron


I think I need to see this just for the sheer WTFery of it.
 
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