And if anyone knows what it takes to be a incompetent boob it's Peggy Noonan.

/noonan!

And we have a full 7 weeks of this yet to go!

There's a third possibility: It may be true that the entire staff at Shiat Sandwich Inc. is incompetent, but it's possible that no amount of salesmanship can sell shiat sandwiches.

Rapmaster2000: There's a third possibility: It may be true that the entire staff at Shiat Sandwich Inc. is incompetent, but it's possible that no amount of salesmanship can sell shiat sandwiches.

I don't know, they managed to sell him to Massachusetts a couple of times, which is arguably the toughest market in the country for shiat sandwiches. Of course, I thought the same thing about Rick Perry before the primaries.

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Noonan!



Ahoy Polloi!

what's all this about nincompoop boobs?

Dame Peggy does disdain about as well as anyone. I don't agree with her politics, but I would love to have a drink with her and hear her thoughts on the Tea Party.

coeyagi: If I were Mitt Romney, I'd be hoping that one of my retardedly-named sons dies in a horrific traffic accident in the next 6 weeks. Only way he can win.

Bapp had been missing ever since Ann's horse lost.

LarryDan43: coeyagi: If I were Mitt Romney, I'd be hoping that one of my retardedly-named sons dies in a horrific traffic accident in the next 6 weeks. Only way he can win.

Bapp had been missing ever since Ann's horse lost.

They've been hiding conjoined twins Ziggy and Q*bert for years.

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Noonien!





Noonien!

I can't stand Peggy Noonan, with her fake, practiced voice, full of herself, imagining herself to be droning on eloquently while saying nearly nothing of substance.

I'd rather listen to Arianna Huffington. And that's saying something.

coeyagi: MisterLoki: Dame Peggy does disdain about as well as anyone. I don't agree with her politics, but I would love to have a drink with her and hear her thoughts on the Tea Party.

She'll fake a rage-gasm. She'll lead you down a path of how the Tea Party is off message with their theocratic bullshiat, how they have ruined the GOP.... and then somehow blame Obama because it is now a reflex action. Thought has been removed from GOP Punditron Model 800, it knows only hatred of the Dark Fart Warlock from Kenya.

That is probably about right, but she still amuses me. For some reason, I hear everything she writes in Lucille Bluth's voice.

Yes, Noonan wrote a long, impassioned screed about how the idiotic, feral, venal, divisive, racist, corporatist, socially prehistoric party should really get its act together and "right the ship" in 7 weeks. Sort of ignoring that the state it's currently in did not come about in 7 weeks.

Meanwhile, I'm planning to serve surstromming for dessert tonight and tell people it's a compote of fresh plums and lavender petals.

Flaming Yawn: Yes, Noonan wrote a long, impassioned screed about how the idiotic, feral, venal, divisive, racist, corporatist, socially prehistoric party should really get its act together and "right the ship" in 7 weeks. Sort of ignoring that the state it's currently in did not come about in 7 weeks.

Meanwhile, I'm planning to serve surstromming for dessert tonight and tell people it's a compote of fresh plums and lavender petals.

Alert your neighbours. And whatever Hazmat response team is responsible for your area.

coeyagi: MisterLoki: Dame Peggy does disdain about as well as anyone. I don't agree with her politics, but I would love to have a drink with her and hear her thoughts on the Tea Party.

She'll fake a rage-gasm. She'll lead you down a path of how the Tea Party is off message with their theocratic bullshiat, how they have ruined the GOP.... and then somehow blame Obama because it is now a reflex action. Thought has been removed from GOP Punditron Model 800, it knows only hatred of the Dark Fart Warlock from Kenya.

...Dark Fart Warlock...?

Three Farts for the Liberal Pundits under the sky,
Seven for the Fart-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Farts doomed to die,
One for the Far Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Kenya where the Shadows lie.
One Fart to rule them all, One Fart to find them,
One Fart to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Kenya where the Shadows lie.

coeyagi: If I were Mitt Romney, I'd be hoping that one of my retardedly-named sons dies in a horrific traffic accident in the next 6 weeks. Only way he can win.


/Not amused

physt: coeyagi: If I were Mitt Romney, I'd be hoping that one of my retardedly-named sons dies in a horrific traffic accident in the next 6 weeks. Only way he can win.

/Not amused

FTFA Mitt Romney is no puppet

No, his mouth is just full of Koch, um, cock.

Zerochance: FTFA Mitt Romney is no puppet

No, his mouth is just full of Koch, um, cock.

Sheldon Adelson has first dibs on Romney's cock holster.

Reporter: "So what stupid shiat will you say next to damage your public standing?"

Mitt: "I don't know--I haven't said it yet!"

Per David Frum: (6) The problem isn't the campaign leadership; it's the party's followership

The GOP didn't get the candidate they needed, the GOP got the candidate they deserved.

"If you've ever ridden in the backseat when Ann's driving, you'll know why we've declared a 'War on Women.'"

If Romney has total incompetents running his campaign, what would his cabinet look like?

What would RobMe's cabinet look like? Why, it would like Bush Jr's cabinet; stuffed full of cronies and yes-men, all afraid to go up against whatever RobMe believed should be done, then passionately defending his decision.

Bendal: What would RobMe's cabinet look like? Why, it would like Bush Jr's cabinet; stuffed full of cronies and yes-men, all afraid to go up against whatever RobMe believed should be done, then passionately defending his decision.

My thought too. If the guy has a clown car for a campaign, he'd probably have a clown car for a Presidency. This would worry me even if I was considering voting for him, because his one strong point was his reputed executive ability, which is nowhere in evidence despite the high stakes.

Bendal: RobMe