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2012-09-19 09:30:58 AM
I've never seen anyone eat that many sheep's testicles.
 
2012-09-19 09:40:03 AM

vudukungfu: I've never seen anyone eat that many sheep's testicles.


imageshack.us
 
2012-09-19 09:55:31 AM
follow-up subby. follow-up.
 
2012-09-19 10:13:24 AM
I was going to tell them to EABOD, but it looks like they're working up to that.
 
2012-09-19 10:17:20 AM
But does he know how a deep fryer can get the bugs off of those nuts?
 
2012-09-19 10:17:32 AM
Gonads and strife?
 
2012-09-19 10:17:41 AM
That guy had a lot of ba.....nevermind.
 
2012-09-19 10:18:31 AM
That's one thick noodle!
 
2012-09-19 10:18:46 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Balls
 
2012-09-19 10:19:47 AM
why would that be indecent exposure?
sounds like typical prosecutors, looking for any reason to charge someone, even if they broke no laws.
 
2012-09-19 10:20:30 AM
www.physicianschoiceinsurance.com

The Japanese do some crazy shiat. Full story at 10 PM.

/when the news is supposed to be, you farking coastal heathens.
 
2012-09-19 10:21:05 AM
Never mind the lamb fries, how about some of those Rocky Mountain Oysters? Same idea, bigger bull.
 
2012-09-19 10:24:12 AM
I wonder if he's a Windows or Eunuchs guy...
 
2012-09-19 10:24:47 AM

Subby's Mother: Gonads and strife?


Gonads in the lightning.
 
2012-09-19 10:31:48 AM

miscreant: Subby's Mother: Gonads and strife?

Gonads in the lightning.


squirrelworld.lincatz.com
 
2012-09-19 10:31:54 AM
You can use the pubes to floss with when you finish your meal.
 
2012-09-19 10:36:56 AM
What about people with nut allergies?
 
2012-09-19 10:36:59 AM

doczoidberg: why would that be indecent exposure?


While I agree that the prosecutors are just looking to throw him in jail over doing something icky, there's an interesting philosophical discussion to be had about what constitutes indecent exposure. On one hand your genitals are exposed in public. On the other hand, they're being served for dinner on plates. Should be a fun trial.
 
2012-09-19 10:40:55 AM

calbert: follow-up subby. follow-up.


This.

I remember when this story broke back in April and thinking "This has got to be a hoax." For some reason I still can't fully accept it as true. I mean, why would anyone WANT to ditch his equipment, much less serve it up as a meal?
 
2012-09-19 10:41:18 AM
"ALLEZ CUISINE!"

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2012-09-19 10:41:23 AM
$1200 to legally sample prepared human meat in an essentially victimless situation (assuming you accept the idea that the guy isn't legally insane). Might be tempting if it were something like a leg that had to be amputated, but his wang? No thanks.

/Probably chewy anyway
 
2012-09-19 10:41:47 AM
That was a ballsy decision. Or the guy is nuts...well now nutless.
Sometimes you feel like having nuts. Sometimes you don't. Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don't.
 
2012-09-19 10:41:55 AM
I have had Rocky Mountain Oysters, but this actually nauseated me a little.
First the thought of whacking off your willy...and not in a good way.
Then freezing it and at some later date cooking it for some poor soul with a cannibalistic genitalia fetish.
It would be amusing to see it served in female genitalia... a hot dog taco?
 
2012-09-19 10:43:33 AM
Let's not pretend like they haven't been eating this before.

www.siretoko.com

Sometimes raw with a little ponzu and grated carrots and scallions.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Sometimes deep fried.

1.bp.blogspot.com

It's part of a healthy breakfast.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-19 10:44:24 AM
May I take your order, si?"

"Yes, I will have the dick."

"How would you like that cooked?"

"Good god, man! Raw is the only civil way to eat dick!"
 
2012-09-19 10:49:05 AM
chinee foo
 
2012-09-19 10:52:08 AM
By "Japan's new craze" I think subby really means "this one guy who served his own balls on a platter"
 
2012-09-19 11:00:50 AM
NSFW


Link
 
2012-09-19 11:04:54 AM
Does it bother me more that there is a guy who would do this, or that there was a market for what he was selling?

It shouldn't be illegal to do what he did, it is insane enough by itself that I can't see many people following his lead.
 
2012-09-19 11:06:02 AM
Meh as long as it ain't MY gonads he wants to serve up, more power to him


A guy went to the bullfights in Spain and saw that the arena had a restaurant attached, he went in and saw that they served up the losers of the bullfights as the main courses, one of the menu items was sautéed gonads, when he tried to order some he was told that they were reservation only, so he makes a reservation for the next week, well the next week he is served and immediately exclaims "waiter the gonads I saw last week were huge, these are tiny and shriveled up!" the waiter explains "Senior, you do realize that the bull doesn't always lose?"
 
2012-09-19 11:08:36 AM
a crime known as the display of obscene objects in Japanese

Seriously?? That's a crime a Japan? We are talking about the same Japan, right? The series of islands with the tentacle porn and the used-panty vending machines?
 
2012-09-19 11:17:55 AM
"Sugiyama said his penis and testicles had been surgically removed by a physician in March and certified free of infections. They were kept frozen for two months before the event in Suginami, a residential area in western Tokyo."

Ugh, frozen?? What self-respected chef serves frozen meat? Sick is right, subby
 
2012-09-19 11:19:42 AM

mod3072: Seriously?? That's a crime a Japan? We are talking about the same Japan, right? The series of islands with the tentacle porn and the used-panty vending machines?


He probably would've been fine if he pixelated the dishes while they ate them.
 
2012-09-19 11:24:25 AM
"Mmm, delicious. Almost as good as the downed US flier testicles I ate on Chichi Jima in 1945."
 
2012-09-19 11:25:01 AM
If convicted of indecent exposure, a crime known as the display of obscene objects in Japanese, . . .

Couldn't he have just blurred them out?
 
2012-09-19 11:28:49 AM

ManRay: Does it bother me more that there is a guy who would do this, or that there was a market for what he was selling?

It shouldn't be illegal to do what he did, it is insane enough by itself that I can't see many people following his lead.


I'm less concerned that a man who identifies himself as asexual decided to have genitals removed as i am that he then decided to retain and cook the genitals. I'm most concerned that there were people who wanted to eat said genitals.
 
2012-09-19 11:34:51 AM
Gonads and strife?

Gonads and Spice!
 
2012-09-19 11:41:46 AM

mark12A: Gonads and strife?

Gonads and Spice!


Gonads and rice.
 
2012-09-19 11:43:14 AM

mod3072: a crime known as the display of obscene objects in Japanese

Seriously?? That's a crime a Japan? We are talking about the same Japan, right? The series of islands with the tentacle porn and the used-panty vending machines?



It's also the country that censors all displays of genitalia. You can thank General MacArthur for that, because before the U.S. administration, the Japanese saw no point in censoring images of a sexual nature.
 
2012-09-19 11:45:39 AM
I wish someone had told me I was supposed to be stir frying gonads, instead of stir-frying with my gonads.
 
2012-09-19 11:46:17 AM

uncleacid: [Geoff Peterson]

Balls


Also apropos: "There goes my penis"
 
2012-09-19 11:53:31 AM
Hub's Nubs?

/you lika da juice...
 
2012-09-19 12:06:40 PM
Can Japan PLEASE get its own tag?

The Japanese are awesomely weird (NSFW)
 
2012-09-19 12:12:39 PM

Lone Stranger: mark12A: Gonads and strife?

Gonads and Spice!

Gonads and rice.


rice rice gravy
 
2012-09-19 12:41:09 PM

Banned on the Run: Can Japan PLEASE get its own tag?

The Japanese are awesomely weird (NSFW)


I second the motion for a "Seriously, Japan. What. The. Fark?!?!" tag.
 
2012-09-19 01:03:27 PM
"If your balls in Japan, you don't need 'em,
Then just cut 'em off cook 'em and eat 'em.
And if that makes you sick---
You should chop off your dick---
So there's no chance at all you can breed 'em"


Best I could do on short notice.

\\\ got nothin' as usual.
 
2012-09-19 01:08:12 PM

Subby's Mother: Gonads and strife?


Gonads and sauce.
 
2012-09-19 03:06:13 PM
Go nad or go home!
 
2012-09-19 04:03:34 PM

lemortede: I have had Rocky Mountain Oysters, but this actually nauseated me a little.
First the thought of whacking off your willy...and not in a good way.
Then freezing it and at some later date cooking it for some poor soul with a cannibalistic genitalia fetish.
It would be amusing to see it served in female genitalia... a hot dog taco?


Oh ho ho ho .... SICK! Hahaha

/barf
 
2012-09-19 07:12:25 PM
It's hard to glean emotion from just one pic, but it seems like everyone at that restaurant got a little testy.
 
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