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(SeattlePI)   Andie MacDowell says dating is difficult at age 54, that each date is like living the same day over and over again   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Andie MacDowell, stage right  
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4671 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Sep 2012 at 5:00 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-19 08:22:06 AM  
6 votes:
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2012-09-19 08:49:21 AM  
2 votes:
Too early for flapjacks?
2012-09-19 04:00:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-19 11:51:23 AM  
1 vote:

Gulper Eel: Big Beef Burrito: Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.

Those two look just as boring as their mother.

i would like to try boring them, ifyaknowhutimeananithinkyado.

I've heard it said that the Old Testament regards sleeping with a mother and daughter to be one of the foulest sins a man can commit.

I'm assuming, then, that this would mean anyone that commits this act will suffer the cruelest of torments in Hell.

So when you're in Hell, and Hitler and Pol Pot come up to you all big and bad and ask, "So what did you do to end up in the ninth layer of Hell, punk?", you can respond, "It's not what I did, it's who I did, biatches!", and show them a picture.

The looks on their faces would make it all worth it.
2012-09-19 11:21:11 AM  
1 vote:
Dr. Dale Bieberman is single? Sweet!!
2012-09-19 10:27:41 AM  
1 vote:

bluorangefyre: Everytime I watch that movie I think, "Man oh man did they EVER miss with their version of Punxsy." And its not just the fact that they put Gobbler's Knob in downtown instead of three or four miles outside of town.

Isn't Gobbler's Knob a porn movie?
2012-09-19 09:19:32 AM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: I would date her. Repeatedly.

... you ain't getting any. Am I right or am I right? Or am I right? Am I right?
2012-09-19 09:15:40 AM  
1 vote:
"You wanna screw here, or you wanna screw in the car?"

"I think... both."
2012-09-19 08:43:17 AM  
1 vote:
She would get mad and leave our date because I won't stop talking about Hudson Hawk.
2012-09-19 07:05:30 AM  
1 vote:
If she thinks dating is hard, she should see my....oh nevermind.
2012-09-19 05:11:51 AM  
1 vote:
She's a goddess. She's not *the* Goddess... I don't think.
2012-09-19 04:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
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