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(SeattlePI)   Andie MacDowell says dating is difficult at age 54, that each date is like living the same day over and over again   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 63
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2012-09-19 04:18:06 AM
I was going to try to make a joke here, but really, the headline does it for me. Well done, subby. +1, or whatever.
 
2012-09-19 04:19:54 AM
robliano.files.wordpress.com

BING!
 
2012-09-19 04:23:46 AM

FirstNationalBastard: robliano.files.wordpress.com


(this)

I'd Andi her (with my) McDowell

/i would
 
2012-09-19 05:01:05 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
www.the-other-view.com
www.the-other-view.com

Even if you you don't love Laura's giant boobies, you can still use her eyebrows to brush cookie crumbs off your tallywhacker. 

I'll fap to that!
 
2012-09-19 05:11:51 AM
She's a goddess. She's not *the* Goddess... I don't think.
 
2012-09-19 05:24:41 AM
She still looks hotter than most of the women I see on Zoosk..
 
2012-09-19 06:01:33 AM
La fille qui j'aimera
Sera comme bon vin
Qui se bonifiera
Un peut chaque matin.
 
2012-09-19 06:24:23 AM
I would date her. Repeatedly.
 
2012-09-19 06:31:40 AM
Want!
 
2012-09-19 07:05:22 AM

farkingismybusiness: She's a goddess. She's not *the* Goddess... I don't think.


Wrong movie.
 
2012-09-19 07:05:30 AM
If she thinks dating is hard, she should see my....oh nevermind.
 
2012-09-19 07:13:41 AM
Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?
 
2012-09-19 07:25:24 AM
If I weren't married.... Fark that... I would anyway... (She'd have to be my freebie) At 54 she's still incredibly hot.,..
 
2012-09-19 07:28:15 AM

jmr61: farkingismybusiness: She's a goddess. She's not *the* Goddess... I don't think.

Wrong movie.


No, right movie. The original line:

Phil: ...I'm a god.

Rita: You're a god?

Phil ...I'm a god! I'm not *the* God...I don't think.

/rise and shine campers!
 
2012-09-19 07:33:31 AM

kronicfeld: Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?


Probably.
 
2012-09-19 07:49:25 AM
I don't mind older women. Call me, babe.
 
2012-09-19 08:09:58 AM

gunga galunga: kronicfeld: Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?

Probably.


kronicfeld: Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?


I'm sorry, my Boobies of the day is always for world peace.

/eyes kronicfeld ruefully
 
2012-09-19 08:10:12 AM
excellent subby, just great all around
 
2012-09-19 08:15:15 AM

kronicfeld: Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?


Nope, to quote myself from a recent thread;

Frankly Andie MacDowell's character is the biggest (only?) weakness in Groundhog Day.

She's stuck up, shallow and really quite pretentious; there's no good reason why Bill Murray is so attracted to her and no reason why making her fall in love with him releases him.

Also, we know the female population of Punxsutawney includes at least one woman cool enough to dress up as a French maid to accompany a man dressed as a cowboy (a man she's only just met) to a party and another, really quite hot, woman who makes chipmunk noises when she comes.
 
2012-09-19 08:22:06 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-19 08:43:17 AM
She would get mad and leave our date because I won't stop talking about Hudson Hawk.
 
2012-09-19 08:49:21 AM
Too early for flapjacks?
 
2012-09-19 08:50:37 AM
I said stay so you stayed? I can't make a collie stay.
 
2012-09-19 08:55:03 AM
 
2012-09-19 08:59:36 AM

Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.


I had no idea. I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-09-19 09:06:58 AM

Cubs300: jmr61: farkingismybusiness: She's a goddess. She's not *the* Goddess... I don't think.

Wrong movie.

No, right movie. The original line:

Phil: ...I'm a god.

Rita: You're a god?

Phil ...I'm a god! I'm not *the* God...I don't think.

/rise and shine campers!


When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
 
2012-09-19 09:15:40 AM
"You wanna screw here, or you wanna screw in the car?"

"I think... both."
 
2012-09-19 09:19:32 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I would date her. Repeatedly.


... you ain't getting any. Am I right or am I right? Or am I right? Am I right?
 
2012-09-19 09:21:35 AM
I'm 56 and I would ove to dissapoint her every night. Over and over again.
 
2012-09-19 09:24:56 AM

Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.


You can keep those kids. They look a bit high maintenance.
I'll take Andie camping.
 
2012-09-19 09:25:54 AM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: kronicfeld: Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?

Nope, to quote myself from a recent thread;

Frankly Andie MacDowell's character is the biggest (only?) weakness in Groundhog Day.

She's stuck up, shallow and really quite pretentious; there's no good reason why Bill Murray is so attracted to her and no reason why making her fall in love with him releases him.

Also, we know the female population of Punxsutawney includes at least one woman cool enough to dress up as a French maid to accompany a man dressed as a cowboy (a man she's only just met) to a party and another, really quite hot, woman who makes chipmunk noises when she comes.


To be serious for just one moment, I think it's the novelty of the challenge. Apparently, judging from how many times he tried, she's apparently the only woman in town that he can't get in bed in one day with just the right sequence of words and activities.

But yeah, her list of contradictory requirements would make a woman on OkCupid feel ashamed at being demanding. The only way for Bill to have a chance is to become some amazing ubermensch with the talents, knowledge, and abilities honed over a thousand years. And also the fastest jack in Jefferson county.

Still, I love that movie.
 
2012-09-19 09:43:24 AM

kronicfeld: Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?


That was the point. To thaw her sufficiently to get her in bed.

Would grind her with my hog
 
2012-09-19 10:05:09 AM

vudukungfu: I'm 56

19 and I would love to disappoint her every night. Over and over again.

/Fixed that for me.
 
2012-09-19 10:07:28 AM

Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.


Those two look just as boring as their mother.
 
2012-09-19 10:14:26 AM

Big Beef Burrito: Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.

Those two look just as boring as their mother.



i would like to try boring them, ifyaknowhutimeananithinkyado.
 
2012-09-19 10:20:23 AM
Everytime I watch that movie I think, "Man oh man did they EVER miss with their version of Punxsy." And its not just the fact that they put Gobbler's Knob in downtown instead of three or four miles outside of town.
 
2012-09-19 10:27:41 AM

bluorangefyre: Everytime I watch that movie I think, "Man oh man did they EVER miss with their version of Punxsy." And its not just the fact that they put Gobbler's Knob in downtown instead of three or four miles outside of town.


Isn't Gobbler's Knob a porn movie?
 
2012-09-19 10:31:33 AM

bluorangefyre: Everytime I watch that movie I think, "Man oh man did they EVER miss with their version of Punxsy." And its not just the fact that they put Gobbler's Knob in downtown instead of three or four miles outside of town.


and every time I see that movie, I think, "Man, my draft board was right down that street," and, "I've eaten at that restaurant." The first time, I was shocked to see how much Punxsy looked like Woodstock, IL.
 
2012-09-19 11:21:11 AM
Dr. Dale Bieberman is single? Sweet!!
 
2012-09-19 11:38:20 AM
She never did anything for me.

/I know
/I KNOW!
 
2012-09-19 11:39:12 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: /Fixed that for me.


You get in line, punk.
*adjusts onion*
 
2012-09-19 11:44:45 AM

Big Beef Burrito: Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.

Those two look just as boring as their mother.


You're not looking for a physics professor when a model breeds with a model.
 
2012-09-19 11:51:23 AM

Gulper Eel: Big Beef Burrito: Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.

Those two look just as boring as their mother.


i would like to try boring them, ifyaknowhutimeananithinkyado.


I've heard it said that the Old Testament regards sleeping with a mother and daughter to be one of the foulest sins a man can commit.

I'm assuming, then, that this would mean anyone that commits this act will suffer the cruelest of torments in Hell.

So when you're in Hell, and Hitler and Pol Pot come up to you all big and bad and ask, "So what did you do to end up in the ninth layer of Hell, punk?", you can respond, "It's not what I did, it's who I did, biatches!", and show them a picture.

The looks on their faces would make it all worth it.
 
2012-09-19 12:00:55 PM
I would split her like firewood
 
2012-09-19 12:06:24 PM
kronicfeld: Am I the only one who sees what a total icy, pretentious c-word her character was in Groundhog Day?

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across:
Nope, to quote myself from a recent thread;
Frankly Andie MacDowell's character is the biggest (only?) weakness in Groundhog Day.
She's stuck up, shallow and really quite pretentious; there's no good reason why Bill Murray is so attracted to her and no reason why making her fall in love with him releases him.
Also, we know the female population of Punxsutawney includes at least one woman cool enough to dress up as a French maid to accompany a man dressed as a cowboy (a man she's only just met) to a party and another, really quite hot, woman who makes chipmunk noises when she comes.


Made no sense to me either. But it could have made a great Groundhog II/February the 3rd movie.
Congratulations! You finally landed the high maintenance c*nt! Now you get to spend the day learning what a total b*tch she is---- over and over and over.
 
2012-09-19 12:06:45 PM

Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.


i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-19 12:09:20 PM

Fano: ...

To be serious for just one moment, I think it's the novelty of the challenge. Apparently, judging from how many times he tried, she's apparently the only woman in town that he can't get in bed in one day with just the right sequence of words and activities.

But yeah, her list of contradictory requirements would make a woman on OkCupid feel ashamed at being demanding. The only way for Bill to have a chance is to become some amazing ubermensch with the talents, knowledge, and abilities honed over a thousand years. And also the fastest jack in Jefferson county.

Still, I love that movie.


Oh I love the movie, but her character is vapid and terrible and for some reason we're supposed not to notice that.

She doesn't deserve the fastest jack in Jefferson county.
 
2012-09-19 12:10:44 PM

Odd Bird: Gulper Eel: She has daughters, you know.

Mother of God, Madre de Dios, Madonn', whatever.

[i149.photobucket.com image 240x320]


The Daily Mail's obsession with hot girls to the rescue again!
 
2012-09-19 12:18:43 PM
Hell Im 38 and I hate dating. Call me Andie.
 
2012-09-19 12:28:02 PM
I thought she was married to Ted Fandom??
 
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