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(TMZ)   Woman lived in Bam Margera's backyard tree house for weeks before breaking into his home while nude and waking him up by masturbating. She sounds schlick   (tmz.com) divider line 69
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2012-09-19 11:55:06 AM
I hate it when that happens.
I'll never visit NYC again, either.
*shudders*
 
2012-09-19 12:22:10 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing, subby.
 
2012-09-19 12:40:49 PM
I HATE HATE HATE when that happens! You wake up, stumble into the kitchen to make a some coffee and BAM!- trip over some girl just blastin' away at her clit, right on your living room floor, like she owns the place. I've tried all kinds of traps and sprays, but nothing works... they just keep coming back.
 
2012-09-19 01:24:49 PM
what is this "schlick"
 
2012-09-19 02:05:54 PM
Love Obsession knows no bounds.
 
2012-09-19 02:15:44 PM
Well...did she cum or what?

media.screened.com
 
2012-09-19 02:18:45 PM
Way to aim high, weirdo.
 
2012-09-19 02:19:01 PM
So why isn't she identified? If it were a guy they would've had his name all over the article. Is the new rule that the woman can't be identified regardless if she's the victim or perpetrator? Without a name I can't find a picture, and without a picture how do I know if she's guilty or not?
 
2012-09-19 02:19:59 PM
Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?
 
2012-09-19 02:24:55 PM

Big Beef Burrito: Way to aim high, weirdo.


I know, right? That jackass is such a catch!
 
2012-09-19 02:30:48 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: what is this "schlick"


The female version of "fap"
 
2012-09-19 02:31:49 PM
ct.fra.bz
 
2012-09-19 02:37:57 PM

Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?


Bam's wife, Missy.
 
2012-09-19 02:40:51 PM
so was she hot or what?

details, people!
 
2012-09-19 02:42:10 PM

Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?


This. She'd been living in a treehouse for weeks. Odds are she smelled like Bam by that point. I'll pass, thanks.
 
2012-09-19 02:42:35 PM
TFA:But she didn't just hole herself up in the treetops --

She did it in the living room too.
 
2012-09-19 02:42:44 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.


That Bam convinced an otherwise sane woman to marry him is far more disturbing.
 
2012-09-19 02:47:55 PM
in all seriousness. I would Bam is the only human on earth I would love to see in Ryan Dunns place.
 
2012-09-19 02:54:31 PM
not to threadjack, but, for threadjacking purposes why hasn't Lindsay Lohans latest parole violation made it to fark yet? Team Lohan?
 
2012-09-19 03:00:28 PM

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.

That Bam convinced an otherwise sane woman to marry him is far more disturbing.


money. it's what's for dinner.
 
2012-09-19 03:01:12 PM
I heard this on Howard the other day. What a life.

His new girlfriend sounds just as crazy.
 
2012-09-19 03:02:19 PM

nomorelurking: not to threadjack, but, for threadjacking purposes why hasn't Lindsay Lohans latest parole violation made it to fark yet? Team Lohan?


That's easy: Amanda Bynes is Fark's Pariah Of The Week,effectively stealing Lohan's thunder.
 
2012-09-19 03:02:58 PM

frepnog: Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.

That Bam convinced an otherwise sane woman to marry him is far more disturbing.

money. it's what's for dinner.


Indeed.
 
2012-09-19 03:03:53 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.


I thought they already got divorced?
 
2012-09-19 03:07:23 PM
So what is her fark handle?
 
2012-09-19 03:08:35 PM

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.

That Bam convinced an otherwise sane woman to marry him is far more disturbing.


I $it here $tumped. There ha$ got to be $ome rea$on $he would do $uch a thing, but I can't come up with it.

Bam Margera Net Worth

$45 Million
 
2012-09-19 03:13:41 PM
www.memes.at

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-19 03:16:14 PM

DeltaPunch: I HATE HATE HATE when that happens! You wake up, stumble into the kitchen to make a some coffee and BAM!- trip over some girl just blastin' away at her clit, right on your living room floor, like she owns the place. I've tried all kinds of traps and sprays, but nothing works... they just keep coming back.



Peta makes a nice trap for that.

www.mediapeta.com
 
2012-09-19 03:21:33 PM
Lol gotta hand it to April. Nutso stalker chick comes looking for your son and you at the very least try to get her some help, thou in hindsight, she should have called the cops.
 
2012-09-19 03:24:33 PM

jst3p: Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.

That Bam convinced an otherwise sane woman to marry him is far more disturbing.

I $it here $tumped. There ha$ got to be $ome rea$on $he would do $uch a thing, but I can't come up with it.

Bam Margera Net Worth

$45 Million


yeah, I am not ghey but I think even I could bang ol' Bam regularly if it meant access to 45 million dollars. Buys alot of mouthwash and lube, yo.
 
2012-09-19 03:32:13 PM
Here's a link to a Huffington Post story about the naked masturbator and an interview with Bam. With brief crappy cell phone video of the perp


Not sure if hittable
 
2012-09-19 03:50:46 PM
Man that guy is lucky. I mean that's probably my ultimate fantasy. Doubt it'll ever happen but I keep wishing. And maybe someday I'll have a treehouse like that.
 
2012-09-19 04:25:07 PM
I'm more surprised he didn't use his tree house for weeks.
 
2012-09-19 04:38:17 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.

I thought they already got divorced?


Yep. I just heard him on Stern yesterday about this masterbatorinvader. He's with some girl now that Howard says looks like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Mila Kunis.
/lucky farker.
 
2012-09-19 04:56:35 PM
I never watched that show he had with his family. What was it called. Anyway, don't know much about Bam except that in that inteview video he seemed fairly nice and stated he really didn't want this woman in jail or a mental hospital, but, just to get help. His friend also expressed sympathy for the woman. He did look smelly, but, I think he may possibly actually deserve the love of a woman who looks like a cross between Jolie and Kunis. It's plausible. And the 45 Million doesn't hurt.
 
2012-09-19 04:57:44 PM
Was she groped by Vito?

/ too soon?
 
2012-09-19 05:05:43 PM
I hope the next blurb I read about that clown is about him having been hit by a bus.
 
2012-09-19 05:26:28 PM
You'd think he'd be into it.
 
2012-09-19 05:28:08 PM
How's his uncle doing?

Does he still have a case of short eyes?
 
2012-09-19 05:43:13 PM

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Nurglitch: Who wouldn't want a homeless person masturbating in their living room?

Bam's wife, Missy.

That Bam convinced an otherwise sane woman to marry him is far more disturbing.


Heh!
 
2012-09-19 05:58:35 PM
Hey, that prank was about 10x funnier than 80% of their own stunts.

And is anyone else pissed that the article pictured the "victim", the treehouse (thanks for that! Didn't know what a treehouse was), and...

...no pic of the woman? That is some shameful effin' reporting there. Lazy, Simpsonesque reporting.
 
2012-09-19 06:32:58 PM
I can not pass judgement until I see a picture of the suspect.
 
2012-09-19 06:48:33 PM
I thought Bam Margera died recently. I guess not.
 
2012-09-19 06:54:55 PM

Iceberg659: I thought Bam Margera died recently. I guess not.


Wrong jackass "star", you're thinking of Ryan Dunn.
 
2012-09-19 06:59:00 PM
Okay to be serious on Fark (I know how stupid that is.) She honestly sounds like she Shizophrenic. She seriously needs some help.
/Bam's Lucky she didn't want to kill him. I mean he didn't notice her until she was over him schlicking away.
 
2012-09-19 06:59:50 PM
Our society has allowed a guy named Bam to male 45 million.
 
2012-09-19 07:00:04 PM

mjones73: Iceberg659: I thought Bam Margera died recently. I guess not.

Wrong jackass "star", you're thinking of Ryan Dunn.


God's aim must be off.

/"No no no, I said the ugly one who looks like he's homeless...you know what, easy mistake to make."
 
ecl
2012-09-19 07:41:34 PM

Shrinkwrap: Our society has allowed a guy named Bam to male 45 million.


You figured that out all by yourself. That's impressive for you.
 
2012-09-19 08:33:48 PM
She's not there because he's rich. She's there because she's batshiat, and he's famous. There probably is no rational reason for why she picked him, other than with her mental illness something "clicked" in her head when she was watching his movies or saw him interviewed. The story about her showing up at his mom's house and saying she and Bam were getting married is CLASSIC crazy stalker delusion. Crazy person gets obsessed with a celebrity, invents a reality where they're together or even married, and then very bad shiat happens when that delusion runs into the wall of reality.

I know a guy who had a minor role on a TV show years ago. Even he got a stalker, even though he wasn't a major character and there were a lot bigger stars on the show. There usually isn't a rational excuse for this behavior.
 
2012-09-19 09:09:08 PM
What sort of thing is a Bam Margera?
 
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