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(WorldNetDaily)   So, Virginia Sunahara's birth certificate number is some 440 numbers higher than the Nordyke twins' and Obama's birth certificates, even though Sunahara's birth certificate was filed with the Hawaii registrar two days after BOOM HEAD EXPLODES   (wnd.com) divider line 382
    More: Stupid, Virginia Sunahara, Duncan Sunahara, obama, Hawaii, Hawaii Department of Health, Deputy Attorney General, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Gretchen Nordyke  
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2012-09-19 02:05:11 AM  
memeorama.com
 
2012-09-19 02:16:42 AM  
It wouldn't be Wharrgarbl Wednesday if you didn't start right out the gate.
 
2012-09-19 02:32:35 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen! Virginia Sunahara and the Nordyke Twins!

/i'm starting to think there's a lot of pot involved in these "investigations"
 
2012-09-19 02:58:35 AM  
This means Todd Akin is automatically king and Fartbongo has to be sacrificed to the volcano gods.
 
2012-09-19 04:10:17 AM  
What about the Suddyke or Estdyke twins?

/I'll show myself out...
 
2012-09-19 04:32:04 AM  
i was born the son of poor black sharecroppers in mississippi who named me Navin Johnson

prove me wrong, biatches!
 
2012-09-19 04:34:14 AM  
"So it would be very, very burdensome, not only for the legwork involved going to retrieve the volume, find the volume, find the page, take it to the Xerox machine, copy it."

Uhhhh....what? I have never given two shiats about Obama's birth certificate, but come on....it's "very, very burdensome" to copy a page out of a book on a machine that you admit is in the same room as the book? Really? "Duuuuuuuude, I'd like, totally copy that page for you but like, maaaaaaaan, that copier's on the other side of the room, bro. Like, way too far to walk, man."

You want to know why people still believe this birther nonsense? It's because of retarded crap like this. Why did you buy a special Xerox machine for these bound volumes if it's too much trouble to ever use it?
 
2012-09-19 04:34:37 AM  
Choom Gang: unavailable for comment
 
2012-09-19 04:38:19 AM  

Slaxl: Evidently they are trying to shift towards being a proper news aggregator rather than being an aggregator of funny or interesting stuff from around the net.


Yet this is not proper news, nor is it funny or interesting.

Hooray, Fark!
 
2012-09-19 04:38:30 AM  
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS FANTASTIC DEAL! Purchase the hardcover of "Where's the Birth Certificate?" and receive the updated e-book version of "Where's the REAL Birth Certificate?" ABSOLUTELY FREE!

I'll withhold judgement until I've finished these 2 studies.
 
2012-09-19 04:44:19 AM  
Rubbish. My research shows that Obama was really born on Feb 29th in international waters, off the coast of Rhodesia.

Technically he's barely even a human being, much less an American.
 
2012-09-19 04:44:50 AM  

Twitch Boy: This means Todd Akin is automatically king and Fartbongo has to be sacrificed to the volcano gods.


So you're proposing Sheriff Joe as the next AG? He won't "hold'er", but he might "hang 'im"
/NOTE TO RIGHT BRAIN: You're being facetious, and this is a serious discussion that will determine world history. Cease and desist!
//Sincerely, Left Brain.
 
2012-09-19 04:46:11 AM  
Okay, I really haven't dug deep into any of this, but isn't his mother from like Kansas. So even if he was born out of country he's still American right? Am I remembering that part about citizenship correctly, or am I wrong.

I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.
 
2012-09-19 04:46:28 AM  
I just hope they get to the bottom of Barry's shenanigans before 2016 then it night be too late.
 
2012-09-19 04:46:31 AM  
They oughta just waterboard the birther doctor. That would clear this whole thing up.
 
2012-09-19 04:51:04 AM  

miss diminutive: Rubbish. My research shows that Obama was really born on Feb 29th in international waters, off the coast of Rhodesia.

Technically he's barely even a human being, much less an American.


Are you saying he's a ridge back?
 
2012-09-19 04:52:17 AM  

miss diminutive: Rubbish. My research shows that Obama was really born on Feb 29th in international waters, off the coast of Rhodesia.

Technically he's barely even a human being
, much less an American.


What scares me is that 47% actually believes this stuff!
 
2012-09-19 04:54:53 AM  

Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.


Because Barack Obama is black.
 
2012-09-19 04:55:34 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.


Holy crap he is?!?!?!??!?!??!
 
2012-09-19 04:56:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.


That can't be true. He plays a lot of golf, and everyone knows no black person has ever played golf.
 
2012-09-19 04:57:32 AM  

untaken_name: Uhhhh....what? I have never given two shiats about Obama's birth certificate, but come on....it's "very, very burdensome" to copy a page out of a book on a machine that you admit is in the same room as the book? Really? "Duuuuuuuude, I'd like, totally copy that page for you but like, maaaaaaaan, that copier's on the other side of the room, bro. Like, way too far to walk, man."


They're just sick of dealing with those idiots. There was no way I was gonna read that whole derpfest, but from what I saw they're trying to say that Obama stole another birth certificate from around the time he was born and is pretending its his. So if the birthers actually get the one their asking for now, they'll be back in about half an hour demanding another one.
 
2012-09-19 04:58:23 AM  

untaken_name: Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.

That can't be true. He plays a lot of golf, and everyone knows no black person has ever played golf.


he's half black, half white.
meaning he could do things that either wace does and get away with it
 
2012-09-19 04:59:32 AM  

Ape_Stone: Okay, I really haven't dug deep into any of this, but isn't his mother from like Kansas. So even if he was born out of country he's still American right? Am I remembering that part about citizenship correctly, or am I wrong.

I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.


Never bring a bucket of gravel to a mudslinging contest. You'll spoil their fun, and become their next target.
/At least that's how it goes for me!
//If logic had anything to do with it...
 
2012-09-19 05:01:15 AM  

untaken_name: it's "very, very burdensome" to copy a page out of a book on a machine that you admit is in the same room as the book?

No, it's probably quite simple to copy a page out of a book. It's probably 5 minutes to find the book, another 5 to carefully locate the page, and 5 more to carefully place the book into the machine for photo copying and put the book back. 15 minutes of work per request.

However, when every idiot in the country wants to do it even though these records are ALREADY digitized for your convenience, AND the book you're photocopying is a unique copy, you don't actually want every idiot in the country coming and asking for a copy.
 
2012-09-19 05:04:57 AM  
How is this not a huge misuse of government funds. Maricopa county tax payers are paying for some investigator to go to Hawaii twice to do something they have no authority in investigating. Arpiao really does need to just farking die.
 
2012-09-19 05:10:43 AM  

Rodrigues: However, when every idiot in the country wants to do it even though these records are ALREADY digitized for your convenience, AND the book you're photocopying is a unique copy, you don't actually want every idiot in the country coming and asking for a copy.


This was in reference to one man asking for his dead sister's certificate. Like you are supposed to be able to legally do. Not him trying to copy Obama's birth certificate. This is the equivalent of you asking your county of birth for a copy of your birth certificate and being told that it's too much work for them to copy it for you, so they're not going to. It's BS. He's legally entitled to a copy, which is the very reason they save them and why they bought a machine to copy them on in the first place. They certainly shouldn't give him a copy of Obama's birth certificate, but they certainly SHOULD give him a copy of his dead sister's birth certificate, or at the very least, give a plausible reason why they aren't going to, instead of "it's too burdensome to do what we're supposed to do".
 
2012-09-19 05:10:56 AM  
Didn't this crap end April 2011? Just before Osama got his brains blown out the back of his head.
 
2012-09-19 05:13:27 AM  
Of course, if they had checked other births days before and after, they no doubt would have found the same numbering differences for other babies as well, indicating the issue is simply systematic. But that would require empirical thought. WND and empirical thought? It's not happening. Ever.
 
2012-09-19 05:16:12 AM  
I'm sure Obama will be born before the next election.
 
2012-09-19 05:19:39 AM  

Shadowtag: I'm sure Obama will be born before the next election.


But will he be born in Merika? specifically Texas wher Merika day begins!
 
2012-09-19 05:19:47 AM  

libranoelrose: miss diminutive: Rubbish. My research shows that Obama was really born on Feb 29th in international waters, off the coast of Rhodesia.

Technically he's barely even a human being, much less an American.

Are you saying he's a ridge back?


Only on every third non-consecutive new moon.
 
2012-09-19 05:22:43 AM  

Ape_Stone: Okay, I really haven't dug deep into any of this, but isn't his mother from like Kansas. So even if he was born out of country he's still American right? Am I remembering that part about citizenship correctly, or am I wrong.

I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.


We're just a "flyover" state so she would be a flyover mother so it doesn't count.
 
2012-09-19 05:25:15 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl:
he's half black, half white.
meaning he could do things that either wace does and get away with it


i8.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-19 05:29:57 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.


I'll take your word for it. Conservatives don't see people in terms of color.
 
2012-09-19 05:31:06 AM  
Captain, this article is giving a reading of over 300 MegaDerps per second!

We can't hold together at this rate!

cache.io9.com
 
2012-09-19 05:33:39 AM  
And they say Obama hasn't created any jobs.
 
2012-09-19 05:34:21 AM  

PDid: Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.

I'll take your word for it. Conservatives don't see people in terms of color.

 
2012-09-19 05:35:29 AM  

PDid: Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.

I'll take your word for it. Conservatives don't see people in terms of color.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net 

THAT'S A FUNNY JOKE!
 
2012-09-19 05:36:43 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: he's half black, half white.
meaning he could do things that either wace does and get away with it


Well, you see, thats the problem. They think he snuck in illegally, and, as far as I know, he hasn't claimed any Mexican heritage.
 
2012-09-19 05:39:40 AM  

untaken_name: This was in reference to one man asking for his dead sister's certificate. Like you are supposed to be able to legally do.


And they gave him one. But he didn't like that one and wanted a different one, even though he didn't expect that other one to actually have any different information about his sister on it. Which means his second request was no longer within the scope of the government's duty to provide records; they had already fulfilled that duty.

Now I don't understand why this is worth fighting about in court -- this dude is derpy but it seems easier and cheaper to just appease him, and I don't see the downside other than letting derp win. And I agree that the government's claims of the burden of making a photocopy are themselves derpy. But this guy was absolutely not making a valid request for government records, and the government's duty to keep and provide access to records does not mandate the particular manner in which access must be provided.
 
2012-09-19 05:46:59 AM  
Here's the thing I don't understand about this birth-certificate "controversy" -- since at least one of his parents was a US citizen at the time of his birth, it doesn't matter where he was born, as he would be a citizen at birth even if born abroad. Is there a whole second level of derp where they're going to debate the meaning of "natural born citizen"?

Or have they just not thought their cunning little plan all the way thought?
 
2012-09-19 05:47:41 AM  

untaken_name: "So it would be very, very burdensome, not only for the legwork involved going to retrieve the volume, find the volume, find the page, take it to the Xerox machine, copy it."

Uhhhh....what? I have never given two shiats about Obama's birth certificate, but come on....it's "very, very burdensome" to copy a page out of a book on a machine that you admit is in the same room as the book? Really? "Duuuuuuuude, I'd like, totally copy that page for you but like, maaaaaaaan, that copier's on the other side of the room, bro. Like, way too far to walk, man."

You want to know why people still believe this birther nonsense? It's because of retarded crap like this. Why did you buy a special Xerox machine for these bound volumes if it's too much trouble to ever use it?


Sounds like you've never been to Hawaii.
 
2012-09-19 05:53:48 AM  
They're working up to declaring Sarah Palin President for the last cycle, because McCain is a foreigner and Obama is black. Which means Sheriff Joe can be the King of Arizona, and sleep with virgins on their wedding night.
 
2012-09-19 05:55:24 AM  

miss diminutive: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: Rubbish. My research shows that Obama was really born on Feb 29th in international waters, off the coast of Rhodesia.

Technically he's barely even a human being, much less an American.

Are you saying he's a ridge back?

Only on every third non-consecutive new moon.


I'll take it.
 
2012-09-19 05:56:49 AM  

profplump: untaken_name: This was in reference to one man asking for his dead sister's certificate. Like you are supposed to be able to legally do.

And they gave him one. But he didn't like that one and wanted a different one, even though he didn't expect that other one to actually have any different information about his sister on it. Which means his second request was no longer within the scope of the government's duty to provide records; they had already fulfilled that duty.

Now I don't understand why this is worth fighting about in court -- this dude is derpy but it seems easier and cheaper to just appease him, and I don't see the downside other than letting derp win. And I agree that the government's claims of the burden of making a photocopy are themselves derpy. But this guy was absolutely not making a valid request for government records, and the government's duty to keep and provide access to records does not mandate the particular manner in which access must be provided.


Possibly the State of Hawaii has better use for it's revenues than to have twenty employees dealing with the endless and insane demands for Obama-related research that they would be buried under if they acceded to them.
Appeasing idiots like this doesn't work - as they have already demonstrated, once given the thing they are demanding, they will simply demand something else - and meeting their stupid requests is a waste of taxpayer resources.
The State of Hawaii has already endured enough abuse from these mindless shiatheads, and they are right to slam the door on them. Let them bankrupt themselves suing - the State has no obligation to play their passive-aggressive games.
 
2012-09-19 06:01:16 AM  

profplump: Here's the thing I don't understand about this birth-certificate "controversy" -- since at least one of his parents was a US citizen at the time of his birth, it doesn't matter where he was born, as he would be a citizen at birth even if born abroad. Is there a whole second level of derp where they're going to debate the meaning of "natural born citizen"?

Or have they just not thought their cunning little plan all the way thought?


I would expect that being born a citizen would be sufficient, but that hasn't been tested and is not necessarily a slam dunk.

Irrelevant with respect to Obama, and kind of beside the point when talking about anyone who is already POTUS anyway...but it could be interesting if the question arises legitimately and there's the political will to test it.
 
2012-09-19 06:03:21 AM  

untaken_name: Rodrigues: However, when every idiot in the country wants to do it even though these records are ALREADY digitized for your convenience, AND the book you're photocopying is a unique copy, you don't actually want every idiot in the country coming and asking for a copy.

This was in reference to one man asking for his dead sister's certificate. Like you are supposed to be able to legally do. Not him trying to copy Obama's birth certificate. This is the equivalent of you asking your county of birth for a copy of your birth certificate and being told that it's too much work for them to copy it for you, so they're not going to. It's BS. He's legally entitled to a copy, which is the very reason they save them and why they bought a machine to copy them on in the first place. They certainly shouldn't give him a copy of Obama's birth certificate, but they certainly SHOULD give him a copy of his dead sister's birth certificate, or at the very least, give a plausible reason why they aren't going to, instead of "it's too burdensome to do what we're supposed to do".


It becomes burdensome when there is some punk-face coont of a white racist asshole demanding some new shiat every five minutes, which is what would happen if they humored all these crazy f**kheads.
F**k this racist cracker - let him sue and spend all his money on lawyers, and die penniless and alone, as all assholes deserve.
There's a "plausible reason" for you.
 
2012-09-19 06:04:02 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.


And he's Left Handed!!!!

/something something sinister
 
2012-09-19 06:07:13 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.

And he's Left Handed!!!!

/something something sinister


OMG! I'm left handed too!

What does that mean? :-D
 
2012-09-19 06:13:21 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Archie Goodwin: Bathia_Mapes: Ape_Stone: I'm just trying to figure out why any of this is a story.

Because Barack Obama is black.

And he's Left Handed!!!!

/something something sinister

OMG! I'm left handed too!

What does that mean? :-D


Neither of you drive stick?
 
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