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(Journal Times)   Michael, who was staying at his brother Abrey's apartment because it is closer to his probation officer and anger management class, began brawling with his brother over a game of "Madden NFL"   (journaltimes.com) divider line 22
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2012-09-19 03:59:13 AM
If only that newspaper could have afforded a sub-editor to polish that great little piece. It would have been magnificent.
 
2012-09-19 04:09:22 AM
I am glad to see those anger management classes are working so well...
 
2012-09-19 04:29:13 AM
A photo of the two brothers.
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2012-09-19 04:30:52 AM
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Can relate.
 
2012-09-19 04:31:28 AM

Snargi: A photo of the two brothers.
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You gon get shanked.
 
2012-09-19 04:52:10 AM
... so freaking what? When me and my older brother played games, we'd have the occasional scuffle. We'd start with the elbow-nudge to make you screw up, graduate up to the shoulder-shove, ramp it up to the slap-the-controller-out-of-your-hand, and usually end up around the chase-you-with-the-stapler level.

That's just normal gameplay, man.
 
2012-09-19 04:52:14 AM
Abrey's: It's bad mood feud
 
2012-09-19 05:18:57 AM

Cpl.D: ... so freaking what? When me and my older brother played games, we'd have the occasional scuffle. We'd start with the elbow-nudge to make you screw up, graduate up to the shoulder-shove, ramp it up to the slap-the-controller-out-of-your-hand, and usually end up around the chase-you-with-the-stapler level.

That's just normal gameplay, man.


I grew up in the era before video games, but my brother and I would play a mean game of cowboys and indians, the BB gun had better range but damn the psychological effect of feeling a impact and pain in your shoulder, looking back and seeing that fricken chicken feather fletched arrow sticking out from your shoulderblade was devastating...



/nowadays our fun would have lead to at least assault charges against us both, if not attempted murder
//still have a nasty scar on my left foot from a game of mumbley-peg
 
2012-09-19 05:36:38 AM

Rufus Lee King: Pribar: //still have a nasty scar on my left foot from a game of mumbley-peg

There is only one thing worse than playing mumbley-peg together, and that is playing it by yourself.

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Don't know what that illustration is but its not the mumbley-peg I used to play, you stood, barefoot, facing your opponent and each took a turn flicking the knife into the ground next to your foot, the knife had to sink at least half its blade into that old red clay ground in order for the throw to count, and the person to sink the knife in closest to his own foot won, if you hit your own foot and the blade stuck in you won automatically. 


/taught you aim and how to quell your jerk away reflex
//taught you good judgment.... not so much
 
2012-09-19 06:13:02 AM
www.imfdb.org

Waiting for the issue to progress.

/hot
 
2012-09-19 06:22:07 AM
Probably using some farking glitch to cheat. That would make me want to kick his ass too.
 
2012-09-19 06:43:57 AM

Rufus Lee King: Grown men playing video games? Never a problem.


I get tired of this, especially from my wife. The vast majority of gamers are adult males.
 
2012-09-19 08:11:20 AM

Isildur: Abrey's: It's bad mood feud


Magnificent, I say!
 
2012-09-19 09:10:58 AM
If you've played the new Madden you can certainly understand the desire to punch someone.
 
2012-09-19 09:16:50 AM

Pribar: I am glad to see those anger management classes are working so well...


That shiat doesn't work. Much like abuser treatment programs, they just teach you to be better at hiding it until it boils over...
 
2012-09-19 09:36:32 AM

abhorrent1: Rufus Lee King: Grown men playing video games? Never a problem.

I get tired of this, especially from my wife. The vast majority of gamers are adult males.


LOL. That's not a good look. Maybe you can play three days a week?
 
2012-09-19 09:39:45 AM
I'm not condoning this but...when a mutherfarker goes for it on EVERY 4th down...like a 4th and 17 from their own 22 yard line IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND QTR.!! ARRRGH!!


/slams controller
 
2012-09-19 10:08:26 AM
I think everyone knows video games are the downfall of the younger generation. Whatever happened to good ole fashioned lawn dart tag?
 
2012-09-19 11:58:20 AM

Rufus Lee King: Sorry if this is a threadjack, but Pribar brought on a nostalgia trip. My parents would never buy me one of these, for fear of injury, but throwing
jack knives at each other was perfectly acceptable.

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That's a bummer. A friend of mine lived on a large, steep hill in the country. His parents wouldn't buy him one either, but that's because an 8 foot wide sheet of plastic that was 100+ feet long was much better. We had to stop when someone decided to pour a bottle of liquid soap down it and people started shooting well past the safe landing area.
 
2012-09-19 01:16:27 PM

Fark Angelic Choir: Isildur: Abrey's: It's bad mood feud

Magnificent, I say!


You're most kind, my dear sir.
*bows courteously*
 
2012-09-19 03:01:59 PM
Hmmm... where should I stay while I finish my anger management classes...

I'm thinkin' Abrey's.
 
2012-09-19 07:31:12 PM
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